Pattaya Reports

[Ben Birdwell]

https://tfmi.wtf/

I believe you'll need to be an advanced member with pattaya addicts to be able to read the reviews on tmfi.

[BionicMan]

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning. Unless you want to risk time in a Thai jail, you're better off getting a short-time girl and have her wear a maid uniform to fulfill your fantasy.

You are pretty much right.

I think we all remember the story of that too financial guru (was he the head of IMF or something like that?) he was threatened by the maid for a BJ in his hotel.

Room (most likely he was guilty as charged).

[Mr Enternational]

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning.

Besides that, most places these days the workers have to leave the door open when they enter a room.

[Nixonbd]

Yeah that's also possible, its risky. But if I do have to take her to another short term hotel its the same as banging another girl from a club. Idea is to be with the hotel staff there. I'll indulge in it only if she gives the green signal. When you out money on the table for a 3 min quickie all agree.

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning. Unless you want to risk time in a Thai jail, you're better off getting a short-time girl and have her wear a maid uniform to fulfill your fantasy.

[Goferring]

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

It's a good suggestion to target trainees. Anyone senior or long term will have friends everywhere and will not want to be seen with a horny grandpa.

I tried once with someone from corporate marketing. She was hot to trot but finding another hotel / Airbnb where she didn't have friends working or would be noticed was a logistical nightmare.

I'd agree that banging a girl onsite is technically possible but a great risk to her job or the guy if she needs an excuse.

Enjoy. G.

[SuperLove]

Yeah that's also possible, its risky. But if I do have to take her to another short term hotel its the same as banging another girl from a club. Idea is to be with the hotel staff there. I'll indulge in it only if she gives the green signal. When you out money on the table for a 3 min quickie all agree.

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

[SuperLove]

Hey, no one advertises this kind of service as this is not possible. I've done this many times in the past outside Thailand. Girl comes to clean up the room, you just have your share of fun, like sucking or fondling or grabbing her by the ass or fingering her. Its not more than 3-4 minutes and the fun is insane. I just thought in Thailand the gambit is quite big and possible.

You might have better luck at small be&be than at a traditional hotel. Not sure which though. I highly doubt that they advertise that kind of room service anyway.

[SuperLove]

Nice one weqweq, but I will hold on till I get to the hotel. And oops if I gave the wrong impression. Am totally into pussies.

No need to wait till you've arrived at the hotel. A hot tip is when you line up at passport control to enter the country, choose the line manned by the prettiest girl (or man if that's your preference). When you hand over your passport, put a 1000 B note on top, wink, and say "ao smoke krap". ("ao" means want, and "smoke" is bargirl slang for BJ. You could say "om" instead of smoke, for the more genuine Thai word, but they will probably not understand your pronunciation). 50/50 about whether the immigration-girl will laugh or take you to a private room.

Sometimes I have to roll my eyes at the questions here. :-/

[Expat American]

No need to wait till you've arrived at the hotel. A hot tip is when you line up at passport control to enter the country, choose the line manned by the prettiest girl (or man if that's your preference). When you hand over your passport, put a 1000 B note on top, wink, and say "ao smoke krap". ("ao" means want, and "smoke" is bargirl slang for BJ. You could say "om" instead of smoke, for the more genuine Thai word, but they will probably not understand your pronunciation). 50/50 about whether the immigration-girl will laugh or take you to a private room.

Sometimes I have to roll my eyes at the questions here. :-/

The 50% private room portion will definitely involve stripping of some kind. LOL.

[Sammon]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

[Tvataham274]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

You might have better luck at small be&be than at a traditional hotel. Not sure which though. I highly doubt that they advertise that kind of room service anyway.

[Werqweq]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

No need to wait till you've arrived at the hotel. A hot tip is when you line up at passport control to enter the country, choose the line manned by the prettiest girl (or man if that's your preference). When you hand over your passport, put a 1000 B note on top, wink, and say "ao smoke krap". ("ao" means want, and "smoke" is bargirl slang for BJ. You could say "om" instead of smoke, for the more genuine Thai word, but they will probably not understand your pronunciation). 50/50 about whether the immigration-girl will laugh or take you to a private room.

Sometimes I have to roll my eyes at the questions here. :-/

[Banana Boi]

What is TFMI? I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

https://tfmi.wtf/

[Mr Enternational]

I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

Google is your friend.

[CIMguy]

Add me to the chorus. And I was offered 1000 on TF for a few girls who were very cute and gave good service. Usually the price is 1200-1500, though I'm old. You youngins probably get a better price.

Anyway, I hate the crowds and girls harassing me at clubs. It makes me self conscious. I also have a job where I can't really be seen at these places. So I use TF and some of the quieter massage places. I want to learn kapoo and fiwfans next because I think that might be the best way in Bangkok. TF isn't as good in Bangkok, but I will still use it when I come to Pattaya in a few weeks. I already have about 15 IDs and from those I will pick 4-5 girls to see. I'll add a few more before I get there. I also want to go to that Club 4 strip. I went to the place next to club 4 right before the pandemic and some girl gave me the best BJ that I've ever had. She sucked me dry and then sat there licking her lips and telling me she could still taste me. She wanted a second round upstairs. I really considered it.