General Reports

[South By Sw 3]

I can't add anything on escort services, but PinaLove should meet your needs. Most of the girls who say LT relationship just put that there in case someone they know sees their profile. Your profile should be clear that you're only looking for short term. It's almost all P4 P. The most common question once you shift over Whatsapp is "What hotel are you staying at?

Threesomes aren't hard to arrange, either. I've never asked for that up front and I've gotten offers. Just ask if they've got a GF to bring along when you get to the scheduling.

Happy hunting. Please let us know how it goes.

- SbySW.

Hi,

I'm planning a brief trip to Cebu and won't have very much time to play. Some of the girls on PinaLove look like they honestly want long-term boyfriends. Some of the girls on Locanto look like bait-and-switch scams. I'm looking for P4P GFE, and ideally a threesome, so I'd rather use an agency than a dating site.

Anyone have recommendations for an agency or a specific girl from Locanto or PinaLove who might be what I'm looking for? I promise to post a report after.

Thanks,

Chili.

[ChiliChill]

Hi,

I'm planning a brief trip to Cebu and won't have very much time to play. Some of the girls on PinaLove look like they honestly want long-term boyfriends. Some of the girls on Locanto look like bait-and-switch scams. I'm looking for P4P GFE, and ideally a threesome, so I'd rather use an agency than a dating site.

Anyone have recommendations for an agency or a specific girl from Locanto or PinaLove who might be what I'm looking for? I promise to post a report after.

Thanks,

Chili.

[Nice Fjords]

The online dating scene is ridiculously good here. It's almost too easy to pick up girls here. I've had greatest success with pinalove, some with datesinasia and locando and low success with tagged. I haven't used tinder too much. I got a few matches, but nothing I have followed up.

To be honest pinalove is the app I liked the most and has spent most time on. It's almost too easy to pull girls here. I'm having scheduling issues because there are so many.

Yes, there are some old and fat girls that message me on pinalove. But I just ignore them. I write the ones that I find attractive, filtered on 40 km from me, age 18-26, and 30-55 kg. I had no problem finding good girls.

I haven't been to the bars yet, no need for it.

The only problems I have encountered is that many of the girls I meet need ppracticein taking a dick that is 2. 5+ inches above Filipino average, that can love you long time. But that's what you get when you go for normal student girls. I'm not complaining too much. But it's not something I've encountered in this degree in either Thailand, Japan or Korea.

I try to meet girls at ayala mall Starbucks for the first time, but be aware that the traffic is terrible and the girls are often late. So I usually wait in the hotel until I know they are near.

As always I do research before I land.

I have a lot of telegram groups and Facebook groups for escorts. But the quality is low, price is high and service seems low. So it's not something I've tried. But just give me a pm if you want them, there are probably some diamonds in them hills.

[South By Sw 3]

Stayed at Quest. Good rooms, good pool, one of the biggest and best bfast I've had anywhere. Close to Ayala.

Recommended.

Thanks NewImage. Can't get any more convenient for fetching lost girls from the mall.

Still waiting for Starbucks to open a S / T hotel above their store. The manager hasn't gotten back to me.

Looks like the Quest and Parklane are identically priced.

I'll put a post in the Cebu Hotels forum to summarize.

- SbySW.

[South By Sw 3]

I stayed at Parklane. Nice rooms, great location. And security was awesome helping me with a troublesome LB who got past my screening and was refusing to leave. Only thing is breakfast sucked but you can always eat out.

Thanks for the recommendation, Expat. I'm always open to eating out!

All: Apologies for not dividing my post into separate Trip Notification and Hotels posts. I'll do better in the future.

- SbySW.

[NewImage]

I stayed at Parklane. Nice rooms, great location. And security was awesome helping me with a troublesome LB who got past my screening and was refusing to leave. Only thing is breakfast sucked but you can always eat out.

Stayed at Quest. Good rooms, good pool, one of the biggest and best bfast I've had anywhere. Close to Ayala.

Recommended.

[Expat American]

I have some time for a side trip to the PI in early December. As usual, it'll be a hit and run. Five to seven days on the ground. Get a SIM at the airport and go to work.


I've done the Hotel Elizabeth the last few times, but I'd like to change things up. I'm not going to be hitting the bars or hauling in street walkers. Online only unless I hit the pickup lottery. Being close to the Ayala mall is convenient for the girls. I recall the Golden Prince, Parklane and Red Planet. There are also some studio apartments listed, but I don't know how girl-friendly they are. Any recent knowledge welcome.



Some pics from last time.

I stayed at Parklane. Nice rooms, great location. And security was awesome helping me with a troublesome LB who got past my screening and was refusing to leave. Only thing is breakfast sucked but you can always eat out.

[South By Sw 3]

I have some time for a side trip to the PI in early December. As usual, it'll be a hit and run. Five to seven days on the ground. Get a SIM at the airport and go to work.

Cebu City was rather depressing last time with all the unrepaired typhoon damage. That was right after they reopened the country. I injected what I could into the, um, economy. But it was clearly going to take years. I was thinking of just staying in Manila to save some time, but there is a remote chance I'll be seen by someone who knows me. Especially in the Greenbelt. Ermita is probably okay.

I've done the Hotel Elizabeth the last few times, but I'd like to change things up. I'm not going to be hitting the bars or hauling in street walkers. Online only unless I hit the pickup lottery. Being close to the Ayala mall is convenient for the girls. I recall the Golden Prince, Parklane and Red Planet. There are also some studio apartments listed, but I don't know how girl-friendly they are. Any recent knowledge welcome.

Sounds like the PL and DIA girls have gotten even more openly mercenary since then.

Some pics from last time.

[Nice Fjords]

Hello,

Normally I go to Thailand for my winter vacation, but I wanted to try something new this year.

So, I'm going to Cebu in a few weeks. The trip was booked almost a year ago before the price hikes.

I like doing research on the places I go.

For Cebu I've been active with online dating sites, and I got a good couple of girls lined up.

I'm in quite a few telegram groups and Facebook groups where girls post pictures and when they are available. But as mentioned there are a lot of older and bigger girls here and that's not good for me, I prefer not old and petite, with BS and ass.

I'm aware of the scams and I'm used to spotting LBs from my many years in Thailand. Hopefully the Filipino ladyboys are not too different from Thai.

I see the prices for bargirls are out of control and that the quality is lacing, hopefully the online datingsites will pan out.

One question for the Cebu veterans:

Has anyone tried the massage services that are advertised on locando and on facebook / Instagram?

How are they? Are they photoshopped beyond belief?

[Wicked Roger]

Cebu isn't very easy, period.
Coffee is much more expensive here than neighboring Asian countries for some reason. Probably due to the higher taxes and strong govt bureaucracy.

The Social had the best food. Pricey, but good size portions on the brisket and burger was decent size. I found just about any other restaurant was poor quality for the price. Tiktilouk chicken was a protein staple for me but I might have gotten a small food poisoning bug there. Their hygiene didn't seem to par.


Philippines is for the retired expat / digital nomad who has months / years to spend hunting with boots on ground.

The plus side of the Philippines over the rest of Asia is the women seem far easier to bed, speak English, and have better taste in music. The trade off is utterly horrendous food, way too many fatties, and worse hotels for the same money (high tax society will do that), and generally poor infrastructure and rife poverty. It's like Cambodia but with some nice malls and English (but uglier women).

I agree and disagree TRace.

Cebu is easy and the girls IMHO are more sexy (YMMV).

Food? - The Social is an over priced McDonalds and there is way better restos around if you look and search (in Banilad, Crossroads for example).

Yes always better if live in the city (any city) for a period of time and not be a 3-5 day pussy warrior.

Yes English is the best which suits many.

Lots of fatties but then I don't bother with that class of pinay so who cares (unless you are a chubby chaser LOL).

Infrastructure. Cebu has got more crowded and the roads can't cope but I can say the same of London, parts of USA etc.

We have have different tastes and flavours so maybe yours is not Cebuana whereas mine is.

Just my 2 cents LOL.

[Locamotive]

Finally made a trip to PI. Came straight to Cebu. For years, I've heard endless accounts from western expats 'how beautiful the women are in the Philippines'. This is by far the most overly exaggerated LIE I've ever heard regarding the quality of women in a certain geographical location.

I've been here three days and so far, I can count on one hand how many women I've seen that are an 8 or higher. I can count on two hands how many are a 7. PI is literally the HIGHEST ratio of unattractive women anywhere I've been. I've been to over 20 countries and nothing comes close. The vast majority of women here are egg-shaped, or fast approaching it. Thin girls are definitely the minority, and paired with a pretty face, certainly a rarity. The Filipino diet is horrendous: fried foods and rice, fried foods and rice, with all kinds of sugar snacks in-between.

The ONLY hot girls I've seen were already attached to their western ATM. The vast majority of expats / mongers here aren't any better; usually ridiculously out of shape, fat, man-boobs, and basically low standards in life across the board. Even Thailand and Vietnam have much more 'quality men' for girls to choose from so their standards have gone up in the past few years. Not in PI. 100 million population and far more impoverished means the ONLY food they can afford is the mass-produced poison that is wrecking their bodies. Even Cambodia (Siem Reap & PP) have MUCH hotter women with some killer curves (hour glass, not balloon. Go to the gyms for the best ones).

Talking about this subject with an old army friend (we both were stationed in Korea and went to Filipina juicy bars), we came to the conclusion that almost ALL hot Filipinas will find their ticket out of poverty, and OUT of the Philippines in general, one way or another; by some Korean scout sending the hottest ones out to neighboring Asian countries, or by finding a western simp who will take her back to his home country where she will most likely upgrade after learning the divorce laws favor her financially. Few hotties stay in the PI it seems..

PI is literally the highest ratio of unattractive women anywhere I've been. I've been to over 20 countries and nothing comes close.

Uh. Then you have not been to USA. I travel allot for work, and when I have layovers in various airports I people watch. Lately been in Boston, NY, Philly, Dallas and Phoenix. In the few hours.

Between my flights at any of these places I could not count on one hand the girls maybe ID fuck much less to be seen with. Most are overweight too old or just downright fugly. Asia is a different story as when I started traveling there I knew ID found heaven. I see more women ID fuck just leaving the Manila airport than I see in the US in a year. I'm sorry to disagree but this place is the worst on earth for attractive women by far.

As far as Vietnam, I lived there a year, and that's a tough nut to crack. Girls in Thailand and Philippines are much easier. Now given time yes Vietnam has some beauties but a 2 week trip, no you are wasting your time. Maybe you look like Bred Pitt, if so good for you but most of us do not have easy success in Vietnam. There are many real beauties in the Philippines as I've had many, could have been where you were. One thing for sure they are much better than the dogs we have here.

[Mdemde]

From yesterday afternoon, in Cebu City.

[Filou]

- Viagra (or the generic kind) is 4,800 p for a box of 4, 100 MG tabs. Fucking ridiculous. They didn't have a cheaper option. Rose pharmacy in the mall.

It's 50 peso per pill at TGP for a generic.

[Trace79]

Cebu isn't very easy, period. Online game seems to be the best shot and I highly recommend using multiple platforms well in advance of getting here. There are some good looking women, but the ratio is straight terrible. The hottest girls here, by far, are just about any Korean tourist. It's night and day imo.

Coffee is much more expensive here than neighboring Asian countries for some reason. Probably due to the higher taxes and strong govt bureaucracy.

The Social had the best food. Pricey, but good size portions on the brisket and burger was decent size. I found just about any other restaurant was poor quality for the price. Tiktilouk chicken was a protein staple for me but I might have gotten a small food poisoning bug there. Their hygiene didn't seem to par.

If one is taking a long flight for a sex vacation and has limited time, I wouldn't recommend Philippines. Vietnam and Thailand have MUCH hotter women, more pussy everywhere, cheaper price, and one can literally window shop and point and shoot. Philippines and online game run higher risks of catfishing, heavy filtered pics, and hidden damage from babies. Plus, the time and work it takes to play the online game is annoying.

Philippines is for the retired expat / digital nomad who has months / years to spend hunting with boots on ground.

The plus side of the Philippines over the rest of Asia is the women seem far easier to bed, speak English, and have better taste in music. The trade off is utterly horrendous food, way too many fatties, and worse hotels for the same money (high tax society will do that), and generally poor infrastructure and rife poverty. It's like Cambodia but with some nice malls and English (but uglier women).

[GDreams]

- Tinder has been a dud so far.

- no flip pussy to he had yet. I'm not going to pay some crazy barfine at Mango bars, and I don't drink anyway. Probably just wait till I get back to Nam. Viets look waayyyyyyy better after this trip to the land of hand-grenade women.

Tantan, Pina Love both have acceptable girls. 4,000 to 5000 overnight for young and thin.