Stupid shit in Medellin

[SubCmdr]

So you are saying you fuck women for free, women want kids from you, women want to marry you, women want to hang out with you, etc etc. Just because you are such a prince charming / casanova / playboy. But everybody else, Elvis included, need to pay, because if they don't pay they are going to have "a big fat 0".

That exactly what he is saying. All you have to do is read. Its not bragging if you can back it up. Muhammed Ali.

Yep. And guess what else? One of my girls in Brazil asked me to marry her yesterday. I told her that I did not want to get married. After I told her no she said that she really loves me. Am I full of shit or is she full of shit? What would you have said? Yes honey because when we break up you can just take all of my money at one time instead of how I give it to you in increments now.

Did I mention that she is in the process of remodeling her house? She sent me a video the other day saying the windows will arrive in about 10 days and all she needed was the cabinets now. I replied, "And someone to wash those damn dishes!" What I should have told her is that I know a guy named Elvis who is a paypal that likes to give chicks money. I will give him your paypal so he can send the money for it.

Elvis, I am not you. I do not need to spend money to get chicks. I have no problem getting chicks who are self-sufficient and can pay their own way through life.

Then one a my Colombian chicks just said she wants a baby like this with me. You stop the money and listen for those crickets soon after. I do not give money and can not beat them off of me.

See I can show everything that I say. You can't even show what you say somebody else said because you make it all up in your head.

So I made a lifelong commitment because you say I did? Damn me telling you that I did not. I guess you were there and I was not. Thanks for being my power of attorney. I better call my ex wife and tell her that we have to get back together because Elvis said we have a lifelong commitment.

All this time I thought Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces was a made up character. But now I see it is just a pseudonym for Elvis 2008.

Tell them Mr. E. Go on with your bad self!

Every time I hear similar bullshit stories about how a guy gets to fuck a girl for free, or with minimal time and effort invested, I ask the guy to show me his freebie. 99% of the time, the girl is just meh (that I wouldn't even approach). I bet you will say you belong to 1% that gets to fuck successful, intelligent beauty queens.

Pussy is pussy when it free. The fact that you won't fuck a regular girls means by definition you prefer to fuck prostitutes. That makes you a professional trick.

Like this guy:

I think that trying to distinguish between "professional" and "regular" is what is not useful. Or whether she is a prostitute or not. I think most of us do not see it as a moral issue, and whether she is a single mom just looking for a bit of help to get by, or a sexually active woman who thinks that she might as well make some money having sex, or a full time prostitute it really doesn't matter. The risks are probably not all that different. Some of the more business like ones may take better care of their health, for example. Anyway most of us here are looking to pay or accepting that we will be paying for these relationships, whether once for a short time, or repeatedly.

The step between that and getting into a real relationship is the real risky one.

Now don't get it twisted. There is nothing wrong with being a professional trick. The problem that some have is they have a problem with guys that are not professional tricks sharing their experiences on ISG. They say things like "this is a monger board". When clearly the purpose of the forum is to share information on having sex with girls.

What makes a story about paying for pussy from a beauty queen anymore valid than a story about getting pussy from a regular girl? Actually to me it does not make sense that beautiful girls need to sell pussy because they can can get boyfriends and husbands. Husbands sign up for a lifetime of paying for pussy and pledge half of their assets to the girl they marriage when she decides to leave. Boyfreinds rent time in the pussy on a consistent basis.

Girls exist that can pay their own way through life. I was married to one once. I got caught fucking multiple times. She got tired of it and divorced my ass. Add me to the list of failures two times over. LOL!.

[MiamiBoy1]

Not so fast Nounce. If he stops giving that money, then a big fat 0 is what he is going to have.

So you are saying you fuck women for free, women want kids from you, women want to marry you, women want to hang out with you, etc etc. Just because you are such a prince charming / casanova / playboy. But everybody else, Elvis included, need to pay, because if they don't pay they are going to have "a big fat 0".

Every time I hear similar bullshit stories about how a guy gets to fuck a girl for free, or with minimal time and effort invested, I ask the guy to show me his freebie. 99% of the time, the girl is just meh (that I wouldn't even approach). I bet you will say you belong to 1% that gets to fuck successful, intelligent beauty queens.

[Huacho]

So Elvis, not everyone who gets married swears it will be "until death do us part. " Your Baptist or Disciple of Christ or whatever brainwash you grew up with foisted that idea upon you. My ex wife and I made no such vows and openly discussed the possibility the marriage might "fail" (per your definition) or cease to be mutually advantageous (our definition), for quite some time BEFORE getting married. We had quite a few good years together, and then shit happened, our priorities changed, plus she was a bit older and got pretty fat. And I had warned her that would be an issue. So, we had an amicable divorce and I promise you neither one of us views it as a failure. We learned and grew a lot when we were together, and taught each other a lot. Looking back, there was no actual reason to actually get married but the divorce only cost $187.50, split two ways, back then. No kids as I took care of that well prior to the marriage.

Hey any of you other divorced guys get away with $93.75? Ha ha. The divorce and the vasectomy ($175) cost almost the same and we split both costs. Both were virtually priceless.

[Elvis 2008]

Let's see if we can agree on something simpler.

1. The sex is better when you are attracted to the other.
2. The sex is better when the other is attracted to you.
3. When two people are attracted to each other. The sex is better than 1, and 2.

If you agree, 1 is what I have. 3 is what you have.

You keep doing it. You keep trying to say that you can have the best sex without commitment. You still do not get it. Have you ever been with a woman who could get off with you and refuses to? Do you get why women do that?

Do I want to have what you have. The answer is an easy no because I made a different choice to be free. I like my current life style.

The haha part probably is because my wingman think I am in love. LOL. He is right because she is in my head.

Yes, you are free to be messed with a woman who cares only for your money. You are free to be stood up. You are free to see women who do not look like they do in their pictures. You are free to have women tell you every nice thing about you in the world and disappear after you pay them.

It is a good thing your being "free" was not more competition.

[Mr Enternational]

Let's see if we can agree on something simpler.

1. The sex is better when you are attracted to the other.
2. The sex is better when the other is attracted to you.
3. When two people are attracted to each other. The sex is better than 1, and 2.

If you agree, 1 is what I have. 3 is what you have.

Not so fast Nounce. If he stops giving that money, then a big fat 0 is what he is going to have.

[Mr Enternational]

You spend little to no money on your women, and all your women love you. Hell, your women tell you to go spend your time and money on other women. Every time I have seen someone like this in real life who had it all figured out, they were full of shit.

Yep. And guess what else? One of my girls in Brazil asked me to marry her yesterday. I told her that I did not want to get married. After I told her no she said that she really loves me. Am I full of shit or is she full of shit? What would you have said? Yes honey because when we break up you can just take all of my money at one time instead of how I give it to you in increments now.

Did I mention that she is in the process of remodeling her house? She sent me a video the other day saying the windows will arrive in about 10 days and all she needed was the cabinets now. I replied, "And someone to wash those damn dishes!" What I should have told her is that I know a guy named Elvis who is a paypal that likes to give chicks money. I will give him your paypal so he can send the money for it.

Elvis, I am not you. I do not need to spend money to get chicks. I have no problem getting chicks who are self-sufficient and can pay their own way through life.

Then one a my Colombian chicks just said she wants a baby like this with me. You stop the money and listen for those crickets soon after. I do not give money and can not beat them off of me.

See I can show everything that I say. You can't even show what you say somebody else said because you make it all up in your head.

Of course, it is a failure. You made a lifetime commitment and broke it and all smell all your bullshit?

So I made a lifelong commitment because you say I did? Damn me telling you that I did not. I guess you were there and I was not. Thanks for being my power of attorney. I better call my ex wife and tell her that we have to get back together because Elvis said we have a lifelong commitment.

All this time I thought Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces was a made up character. But now I see it is just a pseudonym for Elvis 2008.

[Nounce]

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Maybe I am taking the ha ha part the wrong way like you are laughing at what you have, but it sounded patronizing to me like ha ha I have the same as what you have.....

Let's see if we can agree on something simpler.

1. The sex is better when you are attracted to the other.
2. The sex is better when the other is attracted to you.
3. When two people are attracted to each other. The sex is better than 1, and 2.

If you agree, 1 is what I have. 3 is what you have.

Do I want to have what you have. The answer is an easy no because I made a different choice to be free. I like my current life style.

The haha part probably is because my wingman think I am in love. LOL. He is right because she is in my head. I am just keeping my distance when I don't see her and enjoying the ride like an outsider.

[Elvis 2008]

If you read what I wrote, I said it is strictly one-sided on my part. Do you treat everything as competition?

You are the one comparing us Nounce. This is what you wrote.

I may not think exclusivity the same way as you but I have experience in a different way.

As for the rest of it, it is a vain attempt to compete.

I have been seeing the same Paisa almost exclusively in Medellin. She does not know that, and she is seeing other men like me for money. I wrote about her in this thread a few months ago. She makes me feel like I am superman because I am so attracted to her. As long as someone else does not take her off the market. I am going to keep this going. I also waste less money now because I think about quality instead of quantity when it comes to sex with her. Haha.

Maybe I am taking the ha ha part the wrong way like you are laughing at what you have, but it sounded patronizing to me like ha ha I have the same as what you have.

But you do not, and here is why Nounce. You can pay for beauty. You can pay for sex even great sex, but you cannot pay for desire. That is why sugar baby sex is so often better than hooker sex. There is real desire but even with sugar baby sex, which the idiots here call "girlfriend" sex because they have trashed sugar daddies, has its limits. The women hold a piece of themselves back in order to protect themselves. They have to so they do not get hurt. Why would a woman go all in on you if she knows you are seeing other women?

Yeah, maybe the Arab women can go all in if they are one of four wives. They have a commitment of sorts and that is the exception but it has nothing to do with Colombia.

I had seen a hooker once. As a rule, they make lousy SBs, but she was on the seeking / SA website. She was stunning, playboy centerfold material for real. I thought she would be the same when I saw her again. She fucking brought it though. It was top level SB sex, and I screwed up. I paid her hooker wages for a SB performance. A SB shows desire, and a hooker rarely does. I saw the difference in performance with the same woman.

Desire is higher with a GF than a sugar baby nounce, and let's be honest. What you have is a great performing hooker.

[Elvis 2008]

I thought to myself I wonder why they closed. They had great food. According to you it was a failed business. Another popular restaurant in my state closed down. The owners had gotten up in age and the son did not want to run the business so they closed down. Failed business according to Elvis. So if a person dies then I guess they had a failed life? The more you write, the more you show what a dummy you are.

Oh right. Most businesses fail because people want to retire. You have never been dumped. You get the same pussy as everyone else and pay a lot less. The women you get are not average. They are just as good as the ones as guys who pay top dollar get. You spend little to no money on your women, and all your women love you. Hell, your women tell you to go spend your time and money on other women.

Every time I have seen someone like this in real life who had it all figured out, they were full of shit. The signs are there with you. The comments on my having a beauty queen showed the envy. The comments about my becoming a father to a young girl showed the guilt you have with your daughter. And now there are the lies, "I never said I went after average women."

Just because something stops, does not mean it failed. I had a great wife, but I did not want to be married anymore. My wife did not want to divorce (because I was a damn good husband, not a shitty partner), but according to you it was a failed marriage knowing no details about it.

Of course, it is a failure. You made a lifetime commitment and broke it and all because "I didn't want to be married. " And how great a husband can you be if you selfishly go back on your word? You made a lifelong commitment and then broke it off. Your short term happiness was more important than your commitment.

"My ex-wife was great". This is like JJBee with everything always being fine.

I have not heard so much bullshit since American johns were fucking hookers and claiming they were law abiding citizens.

Now tell us how much your ex-wife and daughter are totally fine with the life you are leading now. LOL.

Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are talking to? You think I can't smell all your bullshit?

[SubCmdr]

Do you agree money can buy time?

Yes!

Money can be used in such a way to allow you more time to do the things you want to do by outsourcing things that you don't. For me a big thing is laundry. I always pay to have my laundry done. I usually pay enough each month that would allow me to buy a washing machine over the course of a year. But I make the choice to spend the money so I do not have to spend the time doing it myself. Another thing I do is to use ride hailing services so I do not have to drive. I sit in the back and use my phone. No fuss, no mess and no stress.

[Nounce]

Remember money is created out of thin air and is backed by nothing and is worthless....
We all get the same 24 hours each day. Use it well gentlemen!

Do you agree money can buy time?

[Nounce]

... if you think that is close to what I have, you are dreaming.....

If you read what I wrote, I said it is strictly one-sided on my part. Do you treat everything as competition?

The girl in my post replied via a voice message back to me when I told her to come at night on a short notice. She said she had a date but she could make it around midnight. I said ok. Then I bought a bottle of Listerine and left it on the table. When she arrived, she took the Listerine to shower without me asking. Then when we had sex, she asked if I wanted condom. LOL,

[Mr Enternational]

What a fucking stupid thing to say. If you are in a business with a shitty partner, and it fails, it is failed business. Period. If you are in a marriage with a shitty partner, and it fails, it is a failed marriage. Period.

You are saying stupid shit. Just because something stops, does not mean it failed. I had a great wife, but I did not want to be married anymore. My wife did not want to divorce (because I was a damn good husband, not a shitty partner), but according to you it was a failed marriage knowing no details about it.

I passed by an Irish bar near my house. The parking lot was empty and there was writing in the window that said last call October 31. Thanks for 30 years of business. I thought to myself I wonder why they closed. They had great food. According to you it was a failed business. Another popular restaurant in my state closed down. The owners had gotten up in age and the son did not want to run the business so they closed down. Failed business according to Elvis. So if a person dies then I guess they had a failed life? The more you write, the more you show what a dummy you are.

[Elvis 2008]

Well now on marriage as a lifetime commitment, I respect marriage as an institution. I just can't see spending the rest of my life in an institution.

What a fucking stupid thing to say. If you are in a business with a shitty partner, and it fails, it is failed business. Period. If you are in a marriage with a shitty partner, and it fails, it is a failed marriage. Period.

You can line up whatever fucking sorry asses reasons you want that the business / marriage failed but it did.

"It is okay Mr. E. Elvis is wrong. Your marriage didn't fail."

Maybe Mr. E doesn't need women to lick his ass because he has you.

[SubCmdr]

Remember money is created out of thin air and is backed by nothing and is worthless.

Time is money only to those wage slaves that sell their time to make money. Everyone who does not sell their time to get money understands that time is WAY more important than money.

We all get the same 24 hours each day. Use it well gentlemen!