Bangkok Reports

[ChrisCross123]

Cheers, I can't find info on hotels that charge hourly and where they don't ask any questions beyond what's necessary.

From my last visit I know the two hotels right next to each other in that dead-end side street in Nana Plaza soi where the FLs will usually take you to. As far as I'm concerned they are both alright but I'm curious if you have further suggestions for Bangkok. Especially ones not located in the center of a red light district.

[11Bravo]

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.

Never a string of messages, just a Happy New Year, Sonkron, 1 more. One will send me a picture of her latest trip, another of the Thai meal she's cooked, another maybe the latest hair style. Just a ping both directions.

[Nyezhov]

I had a Cardiology appointment at BNH Hospital (fabulous Cardiologists there, highly recommended) and got out at like 4:30, found an alley and whacked down some fab hashish mixed with some lovely smoke from Happy Cannibis in Bang Pho, then did my mental and physical gymnastics to find some food. Because the Docs told me I'm still alive, I decided to hang out instead of just hitting the MRT.

BTW, this was my first time down in Silom since March and I was saddened to see that many of the food vendors have been chased away now that the construction on the corner of Soi Convent is finished. Time marches on. Nice little plaza there now, places to sit and discreetly hit the pipe and watch the tourists. Heavy gay presence of course, the whole area is basically the gay and Japanese fun district.

But I digress and I decided I wanted some Pad Krapow Moo. The best in town IMHO is made by an Auntie over at the Bang Rak Food Court so I hopped the train and headed over.

Closed. The whole Court is being renovated. It will be back open in 2? Months. Hope she comes back. Wandered around in my stoner mode and then grabbed some dry Duck Noodles over at Pracha Roasted duck. Now, belly full, its only like 6 pm, grab the boat home or?

Wander down the street to the BTS, find a new weed shop off Charoen Krung (its on the little street right before the BTS) called Hamilton and Friends, great Animal Runtz, really cool chatchkes and bongs, run by a cool American dude and his Thai partner, they have a bar and coffee and a smoke room, well worth a stop if you are down there and definately worth it if you are a serious stoner and don't want to pay Suk area prices.

Well now I've missed the boat and Nana opens in an hour, so wander over there. I'm reaching my limit of ambulation (I'm already on 6 miles) so I try to mentally plan my penis relief strategy.

Billboard: by the time the second shift comes on, the place is pack with lovelies. Something for everyone. Tatooed MILFs with roboboobs, slinkies, zoftig milk beasts, fab line up. As my siatica was starting to scream I tipped the couple I am eyeing and took off. No sense springing the 5 or 6 K you end up spending when you arent physically ready.

Went down to Rainbow 5. Lots of talent there. But, my body is rebelling. Walk 5 minutes, sit 5 minutes, you old guys know the drill. If anyone cares about what my style of **** looks like, check out number 99.

Twister: Meh. Lollipops: Meh. Hey Yezhov how about a BJ? Great idea, but what about Thermae? OK.

Schoolgirl in front of Stumble Inn. So wierd, she has a creepy side eye.

Soi 7/1: One youngy at Majic Table, but she had fangs. Not on my pecker, bye. Wood Bar: Recoil in horror. Even with the sciatica I run back to Suk. The ladyboys at the top of the Soi looked better than any of the drain gang down there.

I'm hurting bad now. Still I stride (or stumble) on. Thermae: The Boss is there so I get to chat. Its filled with newbies and you can see that they are wondering who is this gnarly looking dude getting greeted by the staff. Do the circuit, say a few His, a few winks, mediocre talent IMHO.

All right, last chance. BJ. As Wood Bar made me gag (in the vomit way) and I have to be on the even number side to get a Grab, so across the bridge and off to Lolitas.

Lolitas is closed. Government sign in Thai on the door. OK: Kasolong? As bad as Wood Bar! Now what?

Easy. Go home. When you live here, tomorrow is another day.

Summary: Billboard is probably the best right now, although Rainbo 5 gives it competition. Thermae has been mediocre over the past week or so. Unless you want a monster gobbling your johnson, the BJ bars arent the place to go. Lolitas is closed.

[CaliGuy33]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

Yep, if you're regularly eating western food in LOS, then hey that's your preference. But Thai food is tastier and three meals and coffee can easily be done for $10 a day. T21 food court or any food courts at malls or Lotus's etc work wonders.

[Horatio]

I don't eat burgers and fries in thailand. Amber sukhumvit 88 is clean and is less than $35. It's in On Nut but I'm reasonably sure it isn't the only clean hotel for that price in Thailand.

When did this forum turn into a shitting on other people's comments type forum?

You can't get a a good burger fries and a beer for $10. And a hotel for $35? 555.

Spicy ShackMeister.

$9. 89 660 - 880 Cal.

[Explorer8939]

Called a shop to see if a certain girl was working there. She wasn't, not unexpected since my previous ping had gone unread for several months. But I figured a last Hail Mary couldn't hurt, so fired off a message. And sometimes, just sometimes, that Hail Mary IS caught for a touchdown. (Note to self. Get some stronger reading glasses. Line's "read" notice's type is getting smaller and smaller.) She had read the previous message, and now this one, having just returned to BKK. She was able to meet privately. No-brainer.

Attractive, white skin, no tats. Rack is enhanced, which I DON'T like, but, for her, I make the exception. Nice hips, no hoopage. Healthy, and healthy is NOT a euphemism for fat. She's got some feminine curves, even if some are artificial. She's not a javelin. She speaks and understands English fairly well, and one of her best qualities is her wit; she definitely can banter. If she needs to, quick dictation into her phone to translate her witty comeback. Currently pondering her next place of employment; no doubt a shop popular with Asians.

But her description is NOT the point of this post. The moral of THIS story is to have Line on YOUR phone (WeChat elsewhere), so you can get her contact info for YOUR worthy ones. Makes finding her again EASY. This trip, batting 800.

Getting social media contacts for Thai ladies is critical, if you want to see them again.

Just don't send them messages after you go home. Not much irks bargirls more than a string of messages from a lonely guy back home.

[TConor]

In USD $ $30 to $35 a day for a clean but cheapish hotel, under $10 a day for food, and $150 for a overnight threesome from a beer bar with average looking women. Maybe $10 a day for misc. Maybe $15 a day for drinks and lady drinks.

All that is on the lowish end of prices. It's way easy to spend a lot more and you might want to. I think many if not most here would spend quite a bit more.

EDITED TO ADD: I thought I was in the pattaya thread. I don't know how this would fare in Bangkok.

You can't get a a good burger fries and a beer for $10. And a hotel for $35? 555.

Spicy ShackMeister.

$9.89 • 660 - 880 Cal.

[11Bravo]

Called a shop to see if a certain girl was working there. She wasn't, not unexpected since my previous ping had gone unread for several months. But I figured a last Hail Mary couldn't hurt, so fired off a message. And sometimes, just sometimes, that Hail Mary IS caught for a touchdown. (Note to self. Get some stronger reading glasses. Line's "read" notice's type is getting smaller and smaller.) She had read the previous message, and now this one, having just returned to BKK. She was able to meet privately. No-brainer.

Attractive, white skin, no tats. Rack is enhanced, which I DON'T like, but, for her, I make the exception. Nice hips, no hoopage. Healthy, and healthy is NOT a euphemism for fat. She's got some feminine curves, even if some are artificial. She's not a javelin. She speaks and understands English fairly well, and one of her best qualities is her wit; she definitely can banter. If she needs to, quick dictation into her phone to translate her witty comeback. Currently pondering her next place of employment; no doubt a shop popular with Asians.

But her description is NOT the point of this post. The moral of THIS story is to have Line on YOUR phone (WeChat elsewhere), so you can get her contact info for YOUR worthy ones. Makes finding her again EASY. This trip, batting 800.

[NewImage]

Folks what would be the rough cost for a ten day trip including a couple of hookups and threesomes with some freelancers?

Step 1 - work out what you are comfortable spending for your mongering activities for the whole trip, just the play side.

Step 2. Work out roughly how many sessions / nights you intend to party (Always allow for recovery nights on longer trips).

Step 3. Divide your mongering budget by nights partying.

Obviously you need an idea of prices. Doubt whether you could get 2 FL girls in threesome for 1000 each on Suk Rd, but not an expert.

I budget 1 session a night. Approx spend 5000 - FL ers come down to 2500/3000, bar girls might go up to 6000.

The thing is not to stress too much about the $ side within reason. I always underspend. How many times will you be in Thailand this year, don't scrimp on fun.

YVMD.

NI.

[TheGood]

Visiting Bangkok, planning for hpv vaccine but concern about side effects.

Anyone can share their experience with Hpv vaccine? Is it safe to take?

[Horatio]

In USD $ $30 to $35 a day for a clean but cheapish hotel, under $10 a day for food, and $150 for a overnight threesome from a beer bar with average looking women. Maybe $10 a day for misc. Maybe $15 a day for drinks and lady drinks.

All that is on the lowish end of prices. It's way easy to spend a lot more and you might want to. I think many if not most here would spend quite a bit more.

EDITED TO ADD: I thought I was in the pattaya thread. I don't know how this would fare in Bangkok.

Folks what would be the rough cost for a ten day trip including a couple of hookups and threesomes with some freelancers?

[Horatio]

Take a peek in the cars driving down Soi 6 in Pattaya and many have a camera video taping. Its an invasion of privacy. I wish someone would take a nail to the car as it passes so at least they pay some price for invading privacy.

Another way of looking at it is, if you were to ask everyone that appears in these videos (unbeknown to them no doubt) an overwhelming majority would not give their consent or want to be in it. It shouldn't even be a question of legalities, it's about basic morals and scruples and a bit of respect to others going about their own business. Leaving the girls to one-side, I've talked to plenty of people just out having a drink in the bars or a bite to eat who are sick to death of these nob heads going up and down the streets shooting videos. It's sick. It's getting more regular.

[Banana Boi]

Folks what would be the rough cost for a ten day trip including a couple of hookups and threesomes with some freelancers?

I can tell you haven't read this forum at all! But instead of being a douche saying RTFF I will answer your question. Let's say each Soi 4 Nana FL is 1000 baht. Now you want 2 of them so 2000 baht. So if you do a 3some 5x and a single girl 5x your total cost will be 15k baht plus incidentals like buying water or a snack for the girls plus tip and taxi back. Now if you are being charged 1500 baht per FL you'll multiply your total x1.5. If you want all Thermae girls at 2500+ multiply your total x2.5-3.0. If you want gogo girls your total will be 7000 per girl so multiply your total x7.

We can't predict any of your other costs as we don't know your lifestyle. Street food vs nice sit down restaurants. Walking vs Motorbike vs taxi. Are you going for the 40 baht watermelon smoothie or the 250 baht bingsu?

Hard to find even a breeze... Geesh!

Why I've always found Pattaya a bit more tolerable than Bangkok, not that Pattaya is very windy either most of the time.

[Nyezhov]

Folks what would be the rough cost for a ten day trip including a couple of hookups and threesomes with some freelancers?

Well the way I used to budget it at two week millionaire vsists:

Hotel $150 day.

Food 50.

Transport 20.

Drinks 50.

Tips 10.

Girls 200.

Weed 20.

Massages 30.

I don't think I left anything out. $530 X10=5300 x35=185,500 Baht.

You can adjust up or down as you need.

[11Bravo]

I tried that place back in May a day after arriving in Thailand, based on your last year's report.

I didn't take the salt tapping option though.
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The place is interresting but I think I wouldn't go back again as their prices are quite expensive in my opinion.

To each his own, but, FOR ME, the salt tapping is specifically WHY I go. There is just something about the properties of the salt that really makes you feel CLEAN, pleasure (AND pain as you will become MOST aware of any and all skin breaks, even the most insignificant). You're washed, salted, and baked; like I said, the only missing thing is the apple in your mouth.

Leaving the girls to one-side, I've talked to plenty of people just out having a drink in the bars or a bite to eat who are sick to death of these nob heads going up and down the streets shooting videos. It's sick. It's getting more regular.

Add me to that list.