Hong Kong Club Reports

[Monger Longer]

This was my first time in HK and taking the land border into Mexico. It couldn't have gone smoother after doing a good amount of reading here and in other places to know what to expect. I'll be detailed for anyone new like I was. Drove down from SD around 2 p. Parked in the lot atop the hill behind Jack in the Box. $8 admission for 8 hrs. Used my passport card, made it over the border without breaking stride. Walked the path, through the exit gates, right past the taxis, around the corner and up the street to the Zona Shuttle office. I saw on a YouTube video that it's past the gate and across the parking lot, it wasn't explicitly labeled, but there was only one option for a door and they ushered me onto the main street and into the Zona waiting room next door. Three minutes later I was in the back of the limo (getting smiles from some girls waiting in line to go to the US and odd looks from others, haha) and five minutes after that I was in front of HK. Tipped the driver $5.

As soon as I stepped into the Cascadas staircase I knew I was in the right place from the smell. That mix of perfume with a little bit of residual cigarette smell. Maybe it's just me. It's Pavlovian. Smells like hookers. It's the same smell all over the world. I went through the metal detector as the security officer searched my bag. I reserved the Deluxe for $85, but decided to grab the Deluxe Double for a little more space at $100 paid with card. I got the room so I'd have a place to chill and I planned on taking multiple girls. More on that later. I handed over $30 in cash for the deposit and I was offered condoms before I went up to my room. The hotel itself is pretty big and everything looks the same, so it took a minute to get my bearings before I found my room. Let's just say that it's more a warehouse for fucking than a hotel, but it's lot bigger than it looks from the outside. The inside of the room was red and black modern Vegas style. Plenty of towels. Bed was surprisingly comfortable with memory foam mattresses. Four channels of porn and premium channels in Spanish if you're interested.

I freshened up and organized my cash before heading down. Another metal detector and body pat down before I get my first look behind the black curtain. Now, I've been to my fair share of FKKs in Germany and Austria, but it always takes my breath away walking into a room with 50+ naked or scantily clad women. I'm overwhelmed, so I take a lap around the entire club to get a feel for the layout. Hell, I may have taken two. Finally I decide I need a beer to relax and get the meseros off my back. And to be fair, every encounter I had with the staff, except for the checkout lady at the end, was great. Yeah, I know they're being nice for tips, but at least they put some effort into it, unlike all the entitled turds I have to deal with in the US service industry who want something for nothing. Everyone was genuinely nice and helpful whenever I had a question. Also, I'm a Spanish speaker, but they all spoke English very well and conducted business in English unless you switched to Spanish. So anyhow, I get my beer at the bar and have a seat watching the girls on the bar and the girls in the middle dancing. Halfway through the beer I make my way to the back where there's a soap or whip cream show happening on the stage. I catch the eye of one from the end of the ramp and she starts putting on a show for me. By now I'm done with my beer and just kind of hanging on to it as a decoy, making laps, checking out the ladies, and having a squeeze or two. I thought I had one picked out for a ficha, but I wanted another beer first and I found another seat at the back bar, so I figured I'd sit and watch a little while longer. This was around 4:45 p and my plan was to session, grab some food, and session again. I wasn't trying to rush since I had nowhere to be and a room.

As I'm sitting at the bar and beautiful, tallish, chica flaca con curvas with big round glasses comes over to me and she's just my type. Early to mid-20's, very cute face and sweet demeanor in addition to the smoking body. Corazon is her name and she wears a necklace with a heart on it. We chat for a few minutes and she grinds on me as as I feel her up and I put a dollar into her bra for her time. She asks for a ficha and I agree because she's been so affectionate for so long without really asking for anything up to that point and I like what she's doing and saying. I'm glad I did. She was slow to drink her drink and was not stingy with the affection. We keep conversing in Spanish and start negotiating. She asks how long, 30 or 60? Con dos chicas? Undoubtably a pro. I like to take an hour because I enjoy the foreplay and enjoying her body before diving in and I don't even consider CBJ. She throws out 250/60 with BBBJ and I manage to get her down to 180 and tip her 20 at the end because she delivered hard on the intimacy and let me lick and poke everywhere I wanted in all positions without looking at the clock. We exit out the back, I tip the robe guy $1 and we make our way upstairs. This is one of my favorite moments in our hobby. I still remember my first time and admiring this beautiful woman I was about to go smash. It never gets old. In the room she delivers on all my desires from pace, to attitude, to participation, to allowing me whatever I asked for. She is instantly one of my top five all time. I finish and we lay there talking and touching a little while longer before taking a shower together where there's more talking and touching. It was all quite enjoyable. By this point we're well over an hour into it. Maybe and hour and a half? As we're finishing getting dressed there's a knock at the door and she shoos him away before we say our goodbyes. 10/10 would go again if I came back.

As I mentioned, the plan was to grab some food and session again. I decided that this was my first time and I didn't want to go roaming around Tijuana or in the alley this time around. Especially with reports that the policia are upping their extortion efforts for the holidays. I go to the Azul bar and grab some food. Is there another Azul restaurant on the property or is the entirety of it the bar and a few tables in a small space? Either way, I saddle up to the bar and order the chicken fajitas. I'm sorry, but it was damn near inedible. It tasted like, maybe propane? And lacked any spices or flavor like cumin, cilantro, or chili pepper. Very bland and the other strange flavor I couldn't put my finger on. After the meal I wasn't feeling well. Not outright bad, but not well. So I went back to my room. It was at this point that I figured I just had one of the better sessions of all time and I'm not feeling up to another one any time soon, so I check out and consider it a victory. I think if I'd had a little weed with me it would've settled my stomach and I don't know how another session could've been better than the one I just had. So even though I spent a little more on the room than I needed to, I'm happy and know where to adjust for next time. Again, everyone was really helpful on the way out, but the woman at reception was a little brusque and rude compared to all the fellas working there who were extremely nice and helpful. No big deal, though. The bros kept bringing the positive vibes.

The security guard gives me a business card for a free ride to the border, I take it to the valet outside, he radios someone, we cross the street together, hop in a van and five minutes later I'm in line to get back to the US. The area is not very well lit and there are some vendors around. It looks sketchy, but the line isn't too long and I see the SENTRI sign, so I bypass a dozen people to get to that lane and then it's clear sailing all the way back into the US. I use my Global Entry when I get to customs, the officer takes my photo, and I'm back in mi pais. It took all of five minutes, most of it walking, to get back across the border. Next thing you know I'm back on the 5 smoking a joint, heading home around 9 p.

The only thing I can compare HK to is a German FKK Saunaclub for sheer quantity and quality, but it's different. At an FKK there's showers and robes and it's a little more laid back. In HK you show up like a strip club in all your normal clothes and it's a party. I've been to FKKs that are more party-like, but not like HK. And obviously HK is all about the Mexican gals whereas in an FKK you're going to find mostly white girls from Romania, although I hooked up with a Brazilian chica once. All in all, I really enjoyed HK and will definitely return. Hope this was helpful to any newbies to HK or Zona Norte. It's a good thing I don't live near Tijuana or I'd be here all the time.

[Jackie888]

Are their standard shift times? Always wondered how memorable quiet, passing through customers are.

The girls works different shifts. There is a day shift. And a night shift that overlaps for maybe an hour at about 8 pm or so? I remembered before Covid that they had a time card system where the gals are signed in and out to ensure they are credited with hours.

[AmericanPi]

Coming Thanksgiving for mainly HK overnight. Feel free to DM if you want to wingman or eat.

Wish I could trade. Have to spend thanksgiving playing the nice husband at the in laws. It's exhausting and annoying making small talk.

Share a report on what Turkey day is like at HK.

[DJHeywood]

Coming Thanksgiving for mainly HK overnight. Feel free to DM if you want to wingman or eat.

[DJHeywood]

Generally girls that just started their shift tend to search for a nice $150 home-run, especially from a monger face they have never seen before. But as the day rolls along and they are not finding a newbie to fleece, they adjust their pricing.

Are their standard shift times? Always wondered how memorable quiet, passing through customers are.

[Artisttyp]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

You will be good up until the 24th then things get very slow until after the 25th.

[Jackie888]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

In the past, it is the quality that drops instead of the quantity. Regular bar girls tend to start to fly out the week before Christmas. But I saw a lot of street girls trying to work HK in their place so I think HK used street girls as fillers. HK probably ease up a lot on their fichas daily quota for the holidays.

[Aviator400]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

Always. Seems the monger / puta ratio is always in balance.

[DonCarlos1234]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

[Rambo1969]

Generally girls that just started their shift tend to search for a nice $150 home-run, especially from a monger face they have never seen before. But as the day rolls along and they are not finding a newbie to fleece, they adjust their pricing.

Love & agree with your explanation regarding dynamic and surge pricing for sessions.

I have seen the same thing with street gals too. Friday night prices are often higher than Wed night with streetgirls.

[Jackie888]

It could be her LOL. She was very sweet and bubbly, and let me fondle on the booth.

2nd visit to HK, Sat 1 am-3 am. Time restricted due to work obligations. Still had a fun time. The club was near fully open rooms so that dispersed the girls, seem less but just spread out. Definitely more dudes than Thurs by 30%, not terrible. Talent still had some stunners which were seemed claimed by that late.

Still landed thus short blonde Mexican, like a Mexican Kristen Bell with the pornstar enhancements (BBL, tits, lips) but they were done very well, soft not lumpy no diaper butt, physically a 9. 5 to me as she was in shape too. I expected a rejection bc she turned away a few guys quick for unknown reason. She seemed cold but was doing a lap so I caught her. I don't like to drink so I just approached her, tipped $1 and asked how much for arriba. She said $150, dammit, but was fine with me groping. Struggled with small talk with my weak Spanish. After a minute I said if 100 ill go arriba right now and she agreed surprisingly. Went to room, session was good for 1st time considering the cold approach. She was involved too, had some broken pillow talk. Barely spent $200 the whole visit. Got her number. Planning on Thanksgiving break to have a whole free day without obligations and stay at Cascadas. I overanalyze girls so I'd like a few more hours each visit..

Generally girls that just started their shift tend to search for a nice $150 home-run, especially from a monger face they have never seen before. But as the day rolls along and they are not finding a newbie to fleece, they adjust their pricing.

[DJHeywood]

Congrats on your first successful visit. That girl you went with sounds like a fun girl I was with awhile back. Has shoulder length hair I think her club name started with a J. She was fun to drink with giving me a lap dance the whole time. She drank to much and passed out on me unfortunately. Hopefully if it's the same girl she will be around on my next visit.

It could be her LOL. She was very sweet and bubbly, and let me fondle on the booth.

2nd visit to HK, Sat 1 am-3 am. Time restricted due to work obligations. Still had a fun time. The club was near fully open rooms so that dispersed the girls, seem less but just spread out. Definitely more dudes than Thurs by 30%, not terrible. Talent still had some stunners which were seemed claimed by that late.

Still landed thus short blonde Mexican, like a Mexican Kristen Bell with the pornstar enhancements (BBL, tits, lips) but they were done very well, soft not lumpy no diaper butt, physically a 9. 5 to me as she was in shape too. I expected a rejection bc she turned away a few guys quick for unknown reason. She seemed cold but was doing a lap so I caught her. I don't like to drink so I just approached her, tipped $1 and asked how much for arriba. She said $150, dammit, but was fine with me groping. Struggled with small talk with my weak Spanish. After a minute I said if 100 ill go arriba right now and she agreed surprisingly. Went to room, session was good for 1st time considering the cold approach. She was involved too, had some broken pillow talk. Barely spent $200 the whole visit. Got her number. Planning on Thanksgiving break to have a whole free day without obligations and stay at Cascadas. I overanalyze girls so I'd like a few more hours each visit.

I wish I knew what made her agree yet some slightly less hot pornstar bodies wouldn't budge from 150.

More reason to improve my Spanish. I think my approach will be the $1 tip talk. Getting a table gets me hassled from meseros and opens me up to paying for drinks that'd eat the savings on arriba.

[Sol12]

Had a 1st visit that was real fun on Thurs 1 am-330 am. Late start and short visit which messed my nerves, was putting so much pressure on finding the 1 perfect girl.

I saw maybe 2 of 3, a good handful of 8's. I like hot, fit, pretty face, 20's Instagram model types. Plastic is fine, as long as it's done well. Seemed only 30% of the plastics had both tits and ass that had great jobs.

Ended up with a cute, 8, all natural, early 20's Monterrey girl with braces, great perky large see cups and an easy finish in doggy gripping her slim curvy waist. For 120, good service. As we walked to room I still wanted to go after a few plastic bimbos but I had to get ready to go back to border.

I got approached by 1 girl, very flirty, great pouty lips, handsy but wouldn't budge from 150. I did the honorable hold the at 100 and she declined respectfully. It was tempting, I don't want to fuck up the HK econ but at the same time it was considerable effort to make the trip happen and it's far cheaper than my locals in USA.

There were about 15 girls I didn't approach and punked out. Half weren't on the floor. I assumed if she's sitting to the side it's for good reason, but apparently good results can happen from anyone who approaches?

If so, next I'm just going to straight for the 9's. I need a few of those to get out of my system.

Spent 304 for the whole night.

Congrats on your first successful visit. That girl you went with sounds like a fun girl I was with awhile back. Has shoulder length hair I think her club name started with a J. She was fun to drink with giving me a lap dance the whole time. She drank to much and passed out on me unfortunately. Hopefully if it's the same girl she will be around on my next visit.

[Nothing24]

How hard is it to score Greek in HK? I'm interested and had asked about four chicas but all said no. It's not easy to navigate, as I'm not about to go from girl to girl asking if she's down. That would probably make me look pretty creepy to all of them. Man, I wish they each had like a menu written down. . haha. Anyone ever score Greek in HK and have some advice about how they went about it?

I have done anal with several HK girls but it's after we have gotten to know each other and then they will give you the green light usually at no extra charge. I have also gotten quoted fees on the higher end voluntarily on their part in which they mention anal is included. It's not something I'm willing to pay extra for so if a girl doesn't want to include it then I'm good.

I used to get offered anal a lot from the Colombian and Venezuelan girls from Adelitas back when they were open. Several of them have moved over to Chicago, so just ask for a Colombian or Venezuelan over there and I'm sure many of them will be willing to accommodate. For whatever reason it's not as taboo for them.

Hi All,

How has your experience been on Sunday night, Monday and Tuesday nights?

Are there that fewer ladies? Are they that less hot?

Thanks,

Theo.

I wouldn't say they're less hot. It's kind of hit or miss. Whichever night you go there will be plenty of girls. Don't just stick to HK though, check out Chicago and pop in at Tropical as well.

[Aviator400]

Had a 1st visit that was real fun on Thurs 1 am-330 am. Late start and short visit which messed my nerves, was putting so much pressure on finding the 1 perfect girl.

I saw maybe 2 of 3, a good handful of 8's. I like hot, fit, pretty face, 20's Instagram model types. Plastic is fine, as long as it's done well. Seemed only 30% of the plastics had both tits and ass that had great jobs.

Ended up with a cute, 8, all natural, early 20's Monterrey girl with braces, great perky large see cups and an easy finish in doggy gripping her slim curvy waist. For 120, good service. As we walked to room I still wanted to go after a few plastic bimbos but I had to get ready to go back to border.

I got approached by 1 girl, very flirty, great pouty lips, handsy but wouldn't budge from 150. I did the honorable hold the at 100 and she declined respectfully. It was tempting, I don't want to fuck up the HK econ but at the same time it was considerable effort to make the trip happen and it's far cheaper than my locals in USA.

There were about 15 girls I didn't approach and punked out. Half weren't on the floor. I assumed if she's sitting to the side it's for good reason, but apparently good results can happen from anyone who approaches?

If so, next I'm just going to straight for the 9's. I need a few of those to get out of my system.

Spent 304 for the whole night.

Cannot see any puta being worth more than $100 unless they are offering deluxe services, and then $120 is the limit.

Almost all of the worst fucks that I have had were trophy girls with 9/10 looks.

You did well in the short time you were there.