Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

Agreed!

No, only you. I have not found any Thai girls with girlfriends or husbands to fuck like you can all the time. LOL!

You have, you just don't know it.

You are have reached the level where you have gone with many bargirls, but they still need to lie to you.

[Explorer8939]

I got a message from a distraught bargirl today. She thought she had hooked a "whale", a customer who promised big money and marriage, after a 3 day barfine. But when he returned to Pattaya, his story changed, and the dream of big money and marriage is dead.

I don't know why guys do that, but many bargirls are deluged with promises from lonely guys. And when they are actually in Pattaya, I don't know if they make promises because they are smitten, or they think they will get GFE.

Last night, my overnight lady was dealing with lonely guys messaging from Europe, before we went to bed.

If your messages are for more than scheduling, you're doing it wrong.

[Explorer8939]

Looking forward to the same thing mate. People posting from half way around the world talking shit in the Pattaya Reports thread claiming they have superior knowledge. It is really about them just being haters and trying to stay relevant until their next trip to Pattaya.

Got to love how people call me a new poster and tourist when I already gots more RON's since I been here than most of them get in a year. Oh, well, people going to be how people going to be.

I'll take what you say EverythingThai 14 years on the ground running over anything a tourist has to say. I value the information in your posts. You are even posting pictures. Who else up in here is doing that?

On a personal note: I prefer ho experience: Straight fucking, no kissing. I personally do not believe you can buy GFE. If I want GFE I have a real girlfriend to do that with. Someone to share meals (in and outside of my room), movies, Netflix and chill, sleep overs, cooking at home, bringing you food and medicine when you are sick. You know all the things that some people think can be found because there are not "regular girls" in Pattaya. I hope they continue with that belief. Not only do they exist. But they are seeking out guys like me. Stable residents who are not fly by night tourists here for a moment. I run into them all the time.

Lastly, I'll like the pussy of my girlfriend. But I do not lick the pussy of random girls I paying. If I am paying them they are there for my pleasure. Although, to each their own. Only stating my preferences. I also only kiss my girlfriend. There are any number of sex toys that can be purchased that will provide more intense stimulation than can be provided by one's tongue. If the idea is pleasure, unless the girl gets off by the idea that a certain act is being performed, the stimulation along should get them off. Without lock jaw or your tongue getting tired.

Sorry to bust the belief bubble some of ya have (and you know who you are).

Every lady is different.

Sex toy use is relatively rare, and complicated by the fact that different ladies like different types. So if you present a lady with a toy you have chosen, it probably won't do anything for her.

Most bargirls just fuck Thai men rather than play with a toy.

And yes, bargirls prefer "customer before" to 2 week guys here for the first time. Except that some 2 week tourists flash big money.

[Explorer8939]

This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I have ever read LOL. Never change Explorer.

Someday, you will find yourself dealing with a lady who likes Tomboys, and you will understand.

Maybe 50% of the ladies say they like it soft, and then will push your head down hard.

[SubCmdr]

Edited for brevity. You are so sad bro.

Thank you my ISG Brother. Unfortunately for you I don't give a fuck what you think of me personally or my posts. Please note I am actually very happy!

But thank you for reading them none the less. Hope you continue to enjoy my work. Enjoy both your exciting and mundane life tasks in Bangkok. Have a great day!

[Raj Patela]

Mr E is a passport. Bro just like you.

Any thoughts.

[Nyezhov]

How is it that Paolo, Raj Raj, Nye Boy, ET and Uncle E all come into this thread and talk shit but do not...!

Edited for brevity.

You are so sad bro.

[SubCmdr]

Yawn. Let, me know when you have some content to post. Cheers mate. I look forward to your next report on the ground from Pattaya.

Looking forward to the same thing mate. People posting from half way around the world talking shit in the Pattaya Reports thread claiming they have superior knowledge. It is really about them just being haters and trying to stay relevant until their next trip to Pattaya.

Got to love how people call me a new poster and tourist when I already gots more RON's since I been here than most of them get in a year. Oh, well, people going to be how people going to be.

I'll take what you say EverythingThai 14 years on the ground running over anything a tourist has to say. I value the information in your posts. You are even posting pictures. Who else up in here is doing that?

On a personal note: I prefer ho experience: Straight fucking, no kissing. I personally do not believe you can buy GFE. If I want GFE I have a real girlfriend to do that with. Someone to share meals (in and outside of my room), movies, Netflix and chill, sleep overs, cooking at home, bringing you food and medicine when you are sick. You know all the things that some people think can be found because there are not "regular girls" in Pattaya. I hope they continue with that belief. Not only do they exist. But they are seeking out guys like me. Stable residents who are not fly by night tourists here for a moment. I run into them all the time.

Lastly, I'll like the pussy of my girlfriend. But I do not lick the pussy of random girls I paying. If I am paying them they are there for my pleasure. Although, to each their own. Only stating my preferences. I also only kiss my girlfriend. There are any number of sex toys that can be purchased that will provide more intense stimulation than can be provided by one's tongue. If the idea is pleasure, unless the girl gets off by the idea that a certain act is being performed, the stimulation along should get them off. Without lock jaw or your tongue getting tired.

Sorry to bust the belief bubble some of ya have (and you know who you are).

[CaliGuy33]

I will lick the pussy of my long time ladies. The problem comes from the different desires of the ladies (I'm not counting the ones who "cum" in 3 minutes). Some like it very soft, some like it soft and then harder, some like it hard at the outset, and then there are the ladies who really need a Tomboy to pound their clit, because I can't do it.

I had a lady tonight who wanted it hard (she kept pushing the back of my head down), but I ran out of places around my mouth that were hard enough. I tried rubbing her clit with my hand, but she pushed my head back down.

This was becoming a nightmare, so I whipped out my dick and fucked her, just to get out of there.

I need to find a subtle and gentle way to suggest they go see a Tomboy who can satisfy them.

This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I have ever read LOL. Never change Explorer.

[SubCmdr]

Posts about mongers are boring.

Agreed!

Any of you guys getting laid in Pattaya?

No, only you. I have not found any Thai girls with girlfriends or husbands to fuck like you can all the time. LOL!

[Explorer8939]

I will lick the pussy of my long time ladies. The problem comes from the different desires of the ladies (I'm not counting the ones who "cum" in 3 minutes). Some like it very soft, some like it soft and then harder, some like it hard at the outset, and then there are the ladies who really need a Tomboy to pound their clit, because I can't do it.

I had a lady tonight who wanted it hard (she kept pushing the back of my head down), but I ran out of places around my mouth that were hard enough. I tried rubbing her clit with my hand, but she pushed my head back down.

This was becoming a nightmare, so I whipped out my dick and fucked her, just to get out of there.

I need to find a subtle and gentle way to suggest they go see a Tomboy who can satisfy them.

[SubCmdr]

How is it that Paolo, Raj Raj, Nye Boy, ET and Uncle E all come into this thread and talk shit but do not expect to get it returned. Boggles the mind!

Some of them think they've got something special.

They can't help bragging about it.

You are fine with everyone talking about if they cover their dick or not. What exactly is the difference in your mind?

Remember it is not bragging if you can back it up.

I didn't need his post to know who he is. The clue was there from the attitude and the Sosua trips.

Man talking about a place he never has been. LOL! Caught you speaking out of turn Checked you on that one. Still a bit butt hurt over our exchanges. We can squash the beef anytime you would like. Hey, Nye Boy, I am I a tourist, new poster or both?

There were clues no doubt. I caught on early and was chastised by his buddy.

You obviously have no clue. Whoever you are commenting on is a much of my buddy as and Boy is. In that I have only met one person posting in the forum. He knows who he is.

My badge of Honor.

You made a post that was deleted. That is indeed a badge of honor. LOL!

Just for the record: I am a peace with myself and all others..

Including you Raj Raj. I only return the negative energy that is directed a me here. Looking forward to your continued insults of my posts in the Pattaya Reports thread. Along with the people living in Bangkok who have not even traveled to a third of the countries in the world as I have and are still trying to figure out my status in the country. LOL!

[Explorer8939]

Posts about mongers are boring.

Any of you guys getting laid in Pattaya?

[SubCmdr]

But we love Raj lol

Speak for yourself.

[SubCmdr]

Are you meaning to say clique?

Hey Uncle E always a pleasure to see you replying to my posts. Thought you had forgot about the SubCmdr. Still intent on fucking with me 10 years later. Upset cause I in your your city now? .

Yep, made an error. But you're perfect right? LOL! I gots no problem admitting I made an error. Yes, I did. You happy now *****!

You are a mother fucking pedantic *****! Hey wage slave, you going to tell me I cannot get to View Talay 5 by getting on a Baht Bus on 2nd Road?

"First off, fuck your ***** and the clique you claim.

Westside when we ride, come equipped with game.

You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife.

We bust on Bad Boy niggas fucked for life".

-Hit them up, Tupac.

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