Hong Kong Club Reports

[Nothing24]

Nice report, Ron. As I was reading it I thought you were going to bite the bullet for 150 with the Lela Star girl. Good thing you held out for the next girl. Goes to show if you have the time, it's worth it to stick around until the right one comes along. If worse comes to worse, sometimes it's even better to go home without going arriba rather than spending your money on a girl who's not going to cater to your needs and give you the starfish treatment. That's why I used to like Adelitas when I had time to kill. If I stuck around long enough I would always find a girl willing to offer BBFS / BBBJ / Greek, etc.

I understand the confusion but I'm sure if she's that hot she's making money. Last week the girl I was drinking with was very young and good looking. It was a very busy night and she was very happy just to sit and drink all night with me. I'm sure if she wanted to make money she could of gone up about 5 times. One girl that was on my maybe list I noticed go up 3 times at least. While sitting with this girl she was sharing some pics on her phone and I could see some of the texts she was getting from clients. It was pretty funny.

Like I've mentioned before the smart girls will get a number of regular clients that they can see in the club or maybe after work, same as some of the girls you see, so when they work if they don't feel like having sex they don't have to. They can just relax because they know that if they really need money it's only a text away.

I'm sure she does very well. On other trips I have seen her go arriba with several guys. This particular night I didn't see her go upstairs once though. On this trip I wasn't in the mood to stick around for fichas but maybe I'll invite her to sit down on a future trip to feel her out a little more and get her to open up.

I know some girls are willing to sit and drink with you all night if you want to. But I also know several girls who have told me if a guy is taking up too much of their time they will tell them they either have to go upstairs or tip them for spending time with them since they could potentially be losing out on several arribas by being with them for so long.

[RonFromSichuan]

Tuesday, November 28.

Stopped in Hong Kong shortly before 7 PM. During the security check, the security guy confiscated my Bic Cristal pen. I was confused and told him it was a pen. He removed the cap, and did a poking motion, insinuating that I could use the pen as a weapon and stab people. I was surprised, because I have brought the pen through HK security many times before with no issues, most recently the previous night. But whatever, no use in fighting over something trivial, and the pen cost me around 10 cents, so I let him have his victory and made my way into the club.

As per usual custom, I did a lap around to scout the talent. There were quite a few chicas I was interested in, and there wasn't a lot of guys yet so this was a great time to try and pick one up. My plan was to arriba with a chica early on in the evening, rest for a few hours, and arriba a second time with a different chica later in the night. I took a seat on the second floor, opposite the tables, and got a beer. This one chica rubbed her hand across my thigh as she was walking by, and I thought she was attractive so I invite her to sit down. Within 15 seconds, a Mesero comes by and asks if I wanted to buy her a ficha. I said ok, she orders something, and I make sure with the Mesero that it's the regular $10 drink. He said yes. Once her drink arrives, we start talking a bit. Details are fuzzy as I forgot her name and where she was from. I inquired about arriba, I think she quoted $120. But, everything would have to be covered. That was a no from me, and after her drink she got up and walked away.

A few minutes later, this stunning chica walked by with a huge rack. She saw me stare at her and stopped. She motioned to me if I wanted her to sit down, and I nodded. Immediately a mesero came over to get her a ficha. I made sure the chica ordered a beer before accepting. Again, I forgot her name or where she is from, but I do remember her English was pretty good. Her body was very nice, so I didn't waste much time before going into negotiations. Similar to the first girl, she quoted $120 with everything covered. I pushed for BBBJ but was unsuccessful. She said that girls have to get tested to work here, and it is unsafe for them to do uncovered acts with guys here. I told her that I have successfully gotten BBBJ's from girls here before, and that I was clean and groomed and for her not to worry. She did not budge, so after she finished her drink she too got up and walked away.

I decided to get up from my seat and walked around. My quest to get BBBJ was turning out to be more of a challenge than I anticipated. As I was walking from the small ramp from HK to Las Chavelas, I saw this stunner sitting down by herself at a table. She reminded me of the pornstar Lela Star. I make eye contact with her, smile, she reciprocates, and I go and sit down next to her. I start to talk but a Mesero comes and interrupts me. I tell her beer only, and she says ok and the Mesero walks off to get her drink. In my eyes, this girl was one of the Top 5 hottest girls working that night. Her name is Cher, and she has an arabic tattoo on her right hand. Her resemblance to Lela Star was striking. Her English was good, the best out of all the girls I spoke to during this trip. During our conversation, half the time my eyes were staring at her humongous rack. She would notice and laugh a little each time. I admit, it was extremely hard to focus around her. At one point, I asked what size they were, and she had me guess. I said 32 DD, and this surprised look came across her face. She asked me how I knew, and I squeezed them and told her that I like huge racks and they felt like that size to me. In reality, it was a lucky guess.

Of course I wanted to arriba with her so I asked the usual questions. Her answers were: $150 for 30 minutes, everything covered. She also said she would not allow me to finish on her body, only in the condom. I laughed a little, as in my mind I was thinking "You cannot be serious. " I have never encountered a HK girl with this many restrictions before. She asked me if I was good at sex and I started to say something but she interrupted me and told me to tell her the truth. I said I am ok but with you it will probably be bad because I will most likely finish in 5 minutes. She then said if I do finish that quickly, she would only charge me $120. I tried negotiating more time or extra services, but to no success. Her final offer to me was $120 if I finish in 5 minutes, or $150 if I finish in more than 5 minutes, everything covered, I have to finish in the condom. I told her I would think about her offer, so after she finished her drink she got up and walked away.

I was 0/3 in negotiating BBBJ's at this point, and part of me wondered if I should cave in to the CBJ request. But the other part of me said to stick to my rules this time, because I did CBJ with a girl yesterday and the difference in enjoyment between CBJ and BBBJ is massive to me. So I am just sitting there at the table by myself when this chica comes by, puts her hand on me, and leans in saying "Hey Baby". I found this girl attractive and offered her a seat next to me. She instead sits on my lap and starts grinding. A Mesero comes by and I offer to get her a beer, to which she says yes. Her name is Ocita and she is 28 years old and is originally from Guadalajara but now lives in Rosarito. She has long black hair, down to her waist. All natural body with a handful of tattoos. As we are talking, she takes turns straddling me while facing me, and sitting to my side, hands on me.

At this point, especially after going 0/3 earlier, I really wanted to arriba with a chica, so I got down to the business questions. She quoted me $120 for 30 minutes. I asked if that includes BBBJ, and she shushed me and told me not to say it so loud. She whispered "yes" in my ear, but she doesn't want other girls hearing it. I was starting to get really turned on with this chica. I told her that I had my own room here and it was nice and so we can take our time with things, so how about an hour. She said ok. I decided to test my limits and asked if I could finish on her face. She gave me a smile and said ok. Once she said that, I decided that I would go with her. I told her that I would set a timer on my phone for 5 minutes, and after the timer is over I would go arriba with her. She said ok.

As the timer was ticking down, she leaned in and asked if I smoked. I clarified by asking cigarettes, and she said no, weed. I said I do but I didn't have anything on me (I did have edibles on me but nothing to smoke). She said she had a joint upstairs (I guess where the girls keep their stuff? I told her I would love to smoke with her and she said ok she would get her joint and would be right back. I didn't want some other guy to swoop her up so I made her pinky promise me that she would be back. She returned a few minutes later, and I stood up and we headed towards Hotel Cascadas.

I will try and keep it brief, but wow, the session with her was phenomenal, rivaling the best sessions I have ever had in HK. I would say it's impossible for me to pick one favorite session due to being in a different point in life during some of them, but this was up there. The highlight of the session was her incredible BBBJ + BLS skills. She was able to take me all the way to the base. I will never forget her handing me the joint and proceeding to blow me while I took a few hits myself. At one point I almost dropped the joint on the bed due to her oral skills. It's crazy how a simple task such as holding a cigarette shaped object in your hand gets exponentially harder when someone is blowing you. I experienced this once before with a chica on a prior Tijuana trip when trying to connect my phone to my speaker, and this was the second time.

Of course, I did not bring her to my room for an hour just to do BBBJ. We did two positions, missionary and standing doggy, utilizing the pole in my room to give her hands something to hold onto. One thing to note is she put the condom on with her mouth. I love when girls do that. There was lots of kissing, mixture of LFK and DFK. As well, she let me do FIV and DATY, which I happily did. And she kept her word and let me finish on her face at the end. Afterwards, I helped her clean up because it was a lot, and we took a shower together. Since there was still some time left, we snuggled in my bed for a bit to warm up, then got dressed. I gave her the $120 we agreed upon, as well as a $10 tip for the weed and going above and beyond during the session. I also gave her one of the edibles I brought with me. She was thankful. Just before leaving, I asked for some pictures, and we took some nice ones together before heading out the door. I walked her to the elevator, and bid her farewell as the doors closed. In a bit of a daze, I walked back to my room to try and process the whole experience.

[KetoAndKettle]

I love Mexico, have learned a great deal of spanish, but man if I lived in Tijuana, major sex addiction for me. I wouldn't be able to deal with that supply. Including the wonderful civies around.

Why not live in Tijuana at one-third the price of SD? Met a number of mongers who work in the USA and live in Mexico. Even met one who works in Caada. Much of his work is online or on the road.

[Sol12]

Spotted a super hot spinner, a 9 in my book dancing on the bar. She looks like she could be anywhere from 19-21. I have had my eye on this girl for a while but have never approached her. I was feeling like I was up for another round before I headed back home so I tipped her and felt her up. Didn't feel like wasting time with fichas so I got straight to the point. She quoted me $150 and was standing firm. Since she's so young and hot I could picture a lot of mongers just giving her the money without negotiating hoping to have a good time and getting this chick in cowgirl or doggy would have me ready to bust in 30 seconds flat, that's how hot she is. I told her damn that's a lot, does it at least include BBFS / BBBJ and she giggled and said no, supposedly she doesn't do that. I said well damn, you're hot, but I got $120 for you and it has to at least include DFK if I'm going to give you that much. She said she doesn't do that either but that supposedly she would allow LFK for me and that the lowest she would go is 140. I smiled and shook my head and told her maybe I would catch her later. She kept dancing in the same area for a while and didn't see any other guy snatch her up. Later on she was off to the side just chatting with another chica. Here's a very young, super hot chick, not making money because she's dead set on charging premium prices. Oh well.

I understand the confusion but I'm sure if she's that hot she's making money. Last week the girl I was drinking with was very young and good looking. It was a very busy night and she was very happy just to sit and drink all night with me. I'm sure if she wanted to make money she could of gone up about 5 times. One girl that was on my maybe list I noticed go up 3 times at least. While sitting with this girl she was sharing some pics on her phone and I could see some of the texts she was getting from clients. It was pretty funny.

Like I've mentioned before the smart girls will get a number of regular clients that they can see in the club or maybe after work, same as some of the girls you see, so when they work if they don't feel like having sex they don't have to. They can just relax because they know that if they really need money it's only a text away.

[Nothing24]

Went back to meet up with another one of my regulars OTC. We were in my room for a couple hours, had some fun, headed down to Tropical for some drinks. Fucking place was packed to my surprise, seemed like a Friday or Saturday night. Noticed a blonde I had made out in HK with now working here. Probably got sent over as punishment. As far as the other ladies, didn't see too many hot ones around. We went back to my room for another couple hours before she had to get back home.

When she left I did a quick run through of Chicago. Not a lot of hot girls around either. Was hoping to run into a couple I saw on Sunday night but they probably took the night off. Headed to HK and it was busy. Spotted a super hot spinner, a 9 in my book dancing on the bar. She looks like she could be anywhere from 19-21. I have had my eye on this girl for a while but have never approached her. I was feeling like I was up for another round before I headed back home so I tipped her and felt her up. Didn't feel like wasting time with fichas so I got straight to the point. She quoted me $150 and was standing firm. Since she's so young and hot I could picture a lot of mongers just giving her the money without negotiating hoping to have a good time and getting this chick in cowgirl or doggy would have me ready to bust in 30 seconds flat, that's how hot she is. I told her damn that's a lot, does it at least include BBFS / BBBJ and she giggled and said no, supposedly she doesn't do that. I said well damn, you're hot, but I got $120 for you and it has to at least include DFK if I'm going to give you that much. She said she doesn't do that either but that supposedly she would allow LFK for me and that the lowest she would go is 140. I smiled and shook my head and told her maybe I would catch her later. She kept dancing in the same area for a while and didn't see any other guy snatch her up. Later on she was off to the side just chatting with another chica. Here's a very young, super hot chick, not making money because she's dead set on charging premium prices. Oh well.

I was still kind of in the mood for something else, I eventually bumped into a pretty girl with great looking man mades. She was probably mid 20's. I tipped her and she started rubbing on my dick immediately. As we kept talking and feeling each other up she started giving me kisses on the lips but nothing crazy. Initially she quoted me 120. When she sensed my hesitation she dropped it to 100 but only because she liked me and was feeling very horny supposedly. I asked if she would give me a BBBJ and she said she doesn't do that and that no other girl there would give me that especially for 100. I laughed and told her, not true, speaking from experience I would have to disagree with you. She told me she would DFK but that's about it. As much as I liked her and she would have probably been a good time regardless I told her I would catch her around later. With no other prospects to my liking at the time I checked out the streets to see if I could find a girl with a nice ass or good pair of tits. Unfortunately by now most girls had bailed and it was very cold so they were pretty much all gone except for a few plain looking ones scattered here and there. Decided to call it a night and checked out of my room, back to the border around 1 am, zero wait in line by car.

[Captain Solo]

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[Captain Solo]

This girl looks hot.

Many tall, pale girls work in HK every night.

The most popular stripper is Ashley, tall, pale, slim, classy, pretty with a high nose. She was taken off HK by Narco Bob for a GF a couple months, then was dumped and came back stripping. She works hard every day, starting in early afternoon until midnight. You cannot miss her. Sorry I cannot find her pics.

A few other tall, pale, fun, pretty girls, some beautiful blondes are really fun, like blonde Francesca and pink Bonnie in the pics.

Tall, pale Bobby AKA Ariana from Sinaloa speaks good English and Japanese, worked in Tokyo's hostess clubs. She's fun, flirtsy and very horny in bed. She does a lot more than most HK girls and will give you a wild ride in bed.

[Aviator400]

100% about the point of HK having the advantage of proximity. On so many levels. Lived in san diego in 2016, and want to move back just for that.

Would need to figure out how to live in a house instead of apartments if I did. At the very least, am going to move back to boise from twin falls so that getting there is a little easier.

Why not live in Tijuana at one-third the price of SD? Met a number of mongers who work in the USA and live in Mexico. Even met one who works in Cañada. Much of his work is online or on the road.

[KetoAndKettle]

100% about the point of HK having the advantage of proximity. On so many levels. Lived in san diego in 2016, and want to move back just for that.

Would need to figure out how to live in a house instead of apartments if I did. At the very least, am going to move back to boise from twin falls so that getting there is a little easier.

Yeah, I went once. It's big and a little more expensive because it's Switzerland. It's not my favorite FKK, but it's one of the cooler structured ones with different themed rooms and worth a visit. Across that region the girls don't change much, so for my money I prefer Sharks in Darmstadt, GER. It's big, great selection (IMHO), super easy to get to from the Frankfurt Hbf or airport and the prices are a little calmer than CH. A place on my list that looks intriguing sort of near Globe is Wellcum in AUS near the ITA border. Also kind of expensive, but I've heard great things and the selection looks a little different than it's northern counterparts. Real Italian girls! Unlike the Ro girls in GER Fkks who say they're Italian. No shame. It's business and they still have what I'm looking for. I like the idea of riding my motorcycle through the mountains and then staying there for a couple overnighters.

All said, HK is special for Americans like myself because it's so close, it's somewhat regulated, easy to get to once you know the deal, and has those European prices, which are not Asian prices, but are much, much better than American prices. Which I don't have much experience with and frankly am not too interested in anymore based on price, politics, and general setup. I'm willing to pay a liiiittle extra to get the experience I want and do it in a way where I'm not looking over my shoulder for anything. Plus, who doesn't like going to another country?? It's also a hell of a lot more discreet than, "Hey friends and family, I'm going to Thailand for two weeks by myself!" which is not entirely indicative of what we're doing, but most people's imaginations go exactly there when you say Thailand. GER / AUS / SWI / CZ are great, and before HK were my top choice for mongering, but it takes a minute to get there. If you can find 4+ hours away from whatever you're doing in San Diego, you can make this happen and be back without missing a beat. And yeah, your experience will probably coincide with how much money you're willing to spend. If you've got money, they're as friendly and accommodating as can be. Good luck out there, brothers.

[Monger Longer]

Yeah, I went once. It's big and a little more expensive because it's Switzerland. It's not my favorite FKK, but it's one of the cooler structured ones with different themed rooms and worth a visit. Across that region the girls don't change much, so for my money I prefer Sharks in Darmstadt, GER. It's big, great selection (IMHO), super easy to get to from the Frankfurt Hbf or airport and the prices are a little calmer than CH. A place on my list that looks intriguing sort of near Globe is Wellcum in AUS near the ITA border. Also kind of expensive, but I've heard great things and the selection looks a little different than it's northern counterparts. Real Italian girls! Unlike the Ro girls in GER Fkks who say they're Italian. No shame. It's business and they still have what I'm looking for. I like the idea of riding my motorcycle through the mountains and then staying there for a couple overnighters.

All said, HK is special for Americans like myself because it's so close, it's somewhat regulated, easy to get to once you know the deal, and has those European prices, which are not Asian prices, but are much, much better than American prices. Which I don't have much experience with and frankly am not too interested in anymore based on price, politics, and general setup. I'm willing to pay a liiiittle extra to get the experience I want and do it in a way where I'm not looking over my shoulder for anything. Plus, who doesn't like going to another country?? It's also a hell of a lot more discreet than, "Hey friends and family, I'm going to Thailand for two weeks by myself!" which is not entirely indicative of what we're doing, but most people's imaginations go exactly there when you say Thailand. GER / AUS / SWI / CZ are great, and before HK were my top choice for mongering, but it takes a minute to get there. If you can find 4+ hours away from whatever you're doing in San Diego, you can make this happen and be back without missing a beat. And yeah, your experience will probably coincide with how much money you're willing to spend. If you've got money, they're as friendly and accommodating as can be. Good luck out there, brothers.

Excellent trip report. I agree with you about HK. The issues I've had with meseros was when I should have not really have been in Tijuana in the first place, like between being employed and trying not to spend money. When you're in that mindframe, stay home LOL.

As far as your FKK experience, have you ever been to that place called FKK Globe, I think is what it's called, in Switzerland?

[DJHeywood]

Went to Tijuana / HK on Thanksgiving for my 1st overnight. Landed at SD about midnight, Ubered to border, zero line, and got lucky with the shuttle being in the 1st lot with the red shack. Was nice since I had a small roller carryon that screams Gringo on vacation to all the cabs. Stayed at Rizo, checked in at 130 am and they honored the Wed "night" 40% off discount from the Tropical Bar coupon. You have to print it for them to accept. I got a double suite, mainly just to not feel cramped and to not regret going smaller. I didn't use the 1st nigjt with a jacuzzi, and the 2nd night moved to another with a balcony instead. Didn't use those amenties. The Rizo I was impressed, building felt sturdy and not a dinged up working girl house. Plus it was quiet away from the club noise. It takes 5 min to bring girls from HK to cross street and all the stairs. But I like that, gave more private and noise free time to vibe as they hold onto you in their heels. My Spanish is weak and the club is loud.

The action. 6 arribas in like 26 hours and 2 with MSOG. Part because I was horned up from no sex 1 week prior intentionally, part me wanting to leave it ALL at HK, and part is the Euphoria high of being in that adult playground. No judgment, everyone's there and paid by you getting laid.

The times. I was there every 4 hours and would spend 2 hours or so looking for a girl. After arribas I'd chill out, shower, nap, eat. I never left the block beyond Senda Norte, Oxxo, and a walk during the day to eyeball HK.

The shifts. There was always 6 or 7 free girls that I was into. I have particular tastes, a perfectionist since I want to make every arriba count. I'd say 75% of the girls I'd willingly fuck for free, so I focused on the top 20%. Midnight had the most dudes, but I didn't mind too much as it let me get a breather and scope girls out from a distance. Surprisingly 4 am and 12:30 pm noon had the best ratio of free hot girls.

My arribas. 6 girls, all had prereqs of being 20's, big tits and juicy ass. I didn't aim for enhanced girls, but most in club were, as well as my arribas. Some girls have some bad diaper butt firm lumpy BBLs where the legs don't match the ass. Notable arribas was a dime redhead Kendra Lust in face & body, another was a loving girl next door with a traditional ethnic Mexicana indigenous face (eyes almost Asian looking) who deep throated, kissed, gave me multiple pops. Every arriba filled their niche.

What an amazing time. Even at 5 am on my 26th hour as I'm taking my 6th arriba to Rizo (had literally came back to HK about 10 min prior from my 5th arriba & showered). There were still like 6 or 7 new baddies I was cranking my neck for to come right back. 1. 5 days was plenty and likely my future strategy. Come in late for the big traffic, get an early morning girl, pass out, 2 waves of day girls, and hit my stride by early eve.

I too have experienced elsewhere Cancun / Tulum escorts, southeast USA stripclubs, Montreal strip and agencies, Amsterdam window girls, Barcelona brothels, Bogota red light, but man HK does have its own place to shine. To me it's strength is its discretion (no wonders why you fly to SD), it's well established with several forums, it's not hard to get to once you do it once, and the biggest aspect is its convenience AND access that I've seen nowhere else. Brothels and windows will die down early morning, agencies have limited hours. Bogota had arguably hotter girls (if you like Mex or Col features more) and they are at least half the price if not one third but BOGs red-light is far sketchier. Can't wait to return to HK already looking up cheap flights to blast out a weekend.

[Sol12]

Turkey night was thinking it would be slow for the holiday so figured to go and see if my drunk girl was back to work. Was shocked how crowded it was and they had all parts of the club open which was a first for me since I usually go on slower nights. I walked around looking for the girl but no luck, ran into one of my meseros that served us that night and he was laughing about her and hasn't seen her since.

So with the place packed I found about 3 girls I liked. Spent lots of time walking around trying to find them. Finally ran into one and went to drink. Fun girl who was cool with drinking and was ordering the wines but she drank slow so I wasn't worried about it. Both of us drank to much and when she realized it was 7 am she had to leave. Still had a fun time.

[KetoAndKettle]

Excellent trip report. I agree with you about HK. The issues I've had with meseros was when I should have not really have been in Tijuana in the first place, like between being employed and trying not to spend money. When you're in that mindframe, stay home LOL.

As far as your FKK experience, have you ever been to that place called FKK Globe, I think is what it's called, in Switzerland?

The only thing I can compare HK to is a German FKK Saunaclub for sheer quantity and quality, but it's different. At an FKK there's showers and robes and it's a little more laid back. In HK you show up like a strip club in all your normal clothes and it's a party. I've been to FKKs that are more party-like, but not like HK. And obviously HK is all about the Mexican gals whereas in an FKK you're going to find mostly white girls from Romania, although I hooked up with a Brazilian chica once. All in all, I really enjoyed HK and will definitely return. Hope this was helpful to any newbies to HK or Zona Norte. It's a good thing I don't live near Tijuana or I'd be here all the time.

[Aviator400]

Enjoyed your review. I am a seven year vet and it is always fun to relive my first time through the eyes of a newbie.

[Monger Longer]

This was my first time in HK and taking the land border into Mexico. It couldn't have gone smoother after doing a good amount of reading here and in other places to know what to expect. I'll be detailed for anyone new like I was. Drove down from SD around 2 p. Parked in the lot atop the hill behind Jack in the Box. $8 admission for 8 hrs. Used my passport card, made it over the border without breaking stride. Walked the path, through the exit gates, right past the taxis, around the corner and up the street to the Zona Shuttle office. I saw on a YouTube video that it's past the gate and across the parking lot, it wasn't explicitly labeled, but there was only one option for a door and they ushered me onto the main street and into the Zona waiting room next door. Three minutes later I was in the back of the limo (getting smiles from some girls waiting in line to go to the US and odd looks from others, haha) and five minutes after that I was in front of HK. Tipped the driver $5.

As soon as I stepped into the Cascadas staircase I knew I was in the right place from the smell. That mix of perfume with a little bit of residual cigarette smell. Maybe it's just me. It's Pavlovian. Smells like hookers. It's the same smell all over the world. I went through the metal detector as the security officer searched my bag. I reserved the Deluxe for $85, but decided to grab the Deluxe Double for a little more space at $100 paid with card. I got the room so I'd have a place to chill and I planned on taking multiple girls. More on that later. I handed over $30 in cash for the deposit and I was offered condoms before I went up to my room. The hotel itself is pretty big and everything looks the same, so it took a minute to get my bearings before I found my room. Let's just say that it's more a warehouse for fucking than a hotel, but it's lot bigger than it looks from the outside. The inside of the room was red and black modern Vegas style. Plenty of towels. Bed was surprisingly comfortable with memory foam mattresses. Four channels of porn and premium channels in Spanish if you're interested.

I freshened up and organized my cash before heading down. Another metal detector and body pat down before I get my first look behind the black curtain. Now, I've been to my fair share of FKKs in Germany and Austria, but it always takes my breath away walking into a room with 50+ naked or scantily clad women. I'm overwhelmed, so I take a lap around the entire club to get a feel for the layout. Hell, I may have taken two. Finally I decide I need a beer to relax and get the meseros off my back. And to be fair, every encounter I had with the staff, except for the checkout lady at the end, was great. Yeah, I know they're being nice for tips, but at least they put some effort into it, unlike all the entitled turds I have to deal with in the US service industry who want something for nothing. Everyone was genuinely nice and helpful whenever I had a question. Also, I'm a Spanish speaker, but they all spoke English very well and conducted business in English unless you switched to Spanish. So anyhow, I get my beer at the bar and have a seat watching the girls on the bar and the girls in the middle dancing. Halfway through the beer I make my way to the back where there's a soap or whip cream show happening on the stage. I catch the eye of one from the end of the ramp and she starts putting on a show for me. By now I'm done with my beer and just kind of hanging on to it as a decoy, making laps, checking out the ladies, and having a squeeze or two. I thought I had one picked out for a ficha, but I wanted another beer first and I found another seat at the back bar, so I figured I'd sit and watch a little while longer. This was around 4:45 p and my plan was to session, grab some food, and session again. I wasn't trying to rush since I had nowhere to be and a room.

As I'm sitting at the bar and beautiful, tallish, chica flaca con curvas with big round glasses comes over to me and she's just my type. Early to mid-20's, very cute face and sweet demeanor in addition to the smoking body. Corazon is her name and she wears a necklace with a heart on it. We chat for a few minutes and she grinds on me as as I feel her up and I put a dollar into her bra for her time. She asks for a ficha and I agree because she's been so affectionate for so long without really asking for anything up to that point and I like what she's doing and saying. I'm glad I did. She was slow to drink her drink and was not stingy with the affection. We keep conversing in Spanish and start negotiating. She asks how long, 30 or 60? Con dos chicas? Undoubtably a pro. I like to take an hour because I enjoy the foreplay and enjoying her body before diving in and I don't even consider CBJ. She throws out 250/60 with BBBJ and I manage to get her down to 180 and tip her 20 at the end because she delivered hard on the intimacy and let me lick and poke everywhere I wanted in all positions without looking at the clock. We exit out the back, I tip the robe guy $1 and we make our way upstairs. This is one of my favorite moments in our hobby. I still remember my first time and admiring this beautiful woman I was about to go smash. It never gets old. In the room she delivers on all my desires from pace, to attitude, to participation, to allowing me whatever I asked for. She is instantly one of my top five all time. I finish and we lay there talking and touching a little while longer before taking a shower together where there's more talking and touching. It was all quite enjoyable. By this point we're well over an hour into it. Maybe and hour and a half? As we're finishing getting dressed there's a knock at the door and she shoos him away before we say our goodbyes. 10/10 would go again if I came back.

As I mentioned, the plan was to grab some food and session again. I decided that this was my first time and I didn't want to go roaming around Tijuana or in the alley this time around. Especially with reports that the policia are upping their extortion efforts for the holidays. I go to the Azul bar and grab some food. Is there another Azul restaurant on the property or is the entirety of it the bar and a few tables in a small space? Either way, I saddle up to the bar and order the chicken fajitas. I'm sorry, but it was damn near inedible. It tasted like, maybe propane? And lacked any spices or flavor like cumin, cilantro, or chili pepper. Very bland and the other strange flavor I couldn't put my finger on. After the meal I wasn't feeling well. Not outright bad, but not well. So I went back to my room. It was at this point that I figured I just had one of the better sessions of all time and I'm not feeling up to another one any time soon, so I check out and consider it a victory. I think if I'd had a little weed with me it would've settled my stomach and I don't know how another session could've been better than the one I just had. So even though I spent a little more on the room than I needed to, I'm happy and know where to adjust for next time. Again, everyone was really helpful on the way out, but the woman at reception was a little brusque and rude compared to all the fellas working there who were extremely nice and helpful. No big deal, though. The bros kept bringing the positive vibes.

The security guard gives me a business card for a free ride to the border, I take it to the valet outside, he radios someone, we cross the street together, hop in a van and five minutes later I'm in line to get back to the US. The area is not very well lit and there are some vendors around. It looks sketchy, but the line isn't too long and I see the SENTRI sign, so I bypass a dozen people to get to that lane and then it's clear sailing all the way back into the US. I use my Global Entry when I get to customs, the officer takes my photo, and I'm back in mi pais. It took all of five minutes, most of it walking, to get back across the border. Next thing you know I'm back on the 5 smoking a joint, heading home around 9 p.

The only thing I can compare HK to is a German FKK Saunaclub for sheer quantity and quality, but it's different. At an FKK there's showers and robes and it's a little more laid back. In HK you show up like a strip club in all your normal clothes and it's a party. I've been to FKKs that are more party-like, but not like HK. And obviously HK is all about the Mexican gals whereas in an FKK you're going to find mostly white girls from Romania, although I hooked up with a Brazilian chica once. All in all, I really enjoyed HK and will definitely return. Hope this was helpful to any newbies to HK or Zona Norte. It's a good thing I don't live near Tijuana or I'd be here all the time.