Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Palatkik]

took Uber to the hotel Watana in Huay Khwang,.

Uber does not operate in Thailand.

[HorseTrader]

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang in Nov 2023, reportedly with the best selection of the hottest girls in Bangkok. About 15 girls, mid 20's to mid 30's, some thick and overweight, were sitting on couches in mid afternoon. There was no other client. They were clearly hurting for business. The manager sat me down 50 feet away from the girls, purposely so I could not interact with the girls or see them clearly, same trick as fishbowls. The girls even refused to get up and walk around to show their figures. Manager said 4,000 and 3,000 THB and did not budge. Did not see any girl hot enough that I must have. After drinking 2 beers I bailed. I felt it was a waste of time.

Half a decade ago the soapy places full of hotties had price groups between about 6,000 and 11,000 baht. 3,000 to 4,000 seems about right for the girls you described. I can't remember the Poseidon set up, but my old memory says it is similar to what Lords use to be. Those places have lots of overhead expenses that don't exist at places such as Soi 24. We can expect to pay extra for beautiful facilities.

[Globalnomad5]

Eventually massage places will be out of business.

I agree that the old-style fishbowl model is in a death spiral and will disappear entirely in the near future.

There are still quite a few "oilies" along Sukhumvit between Nana and Thonglor that have dispensed with the glass and have the ladies sitting on couches inside or chairs outside, but they also increasingly rely on prior reservations.

But there is no doubt that eventually this business will be entirely online and app-based. Good news I suppose to those younger than 40; not so good for the grizzled veterans of the MP scene. Or anyone who cares privacy and anonymity.

[Captain Solo]

How can anyone get close and personal with girls sitting bored behind class in glass bowls? Could not even see them clearly, only general ideas of sizes and shapes.

Years ago I went to Annie. About 20 girls in dresses were sitting on benches behind a glass wall 30 feet or so from the lobby. Did not find anyone appealing. Picked the best-looking girl, a half way decent spinner. In the room she said from Cambodia, looked and felt plain and crude like farm girls, not polished urbanites. Had an OK session but not worth coming back.

Selections at fishbowl massages are poor now, must be because the girls did not want to work there, due to lack of business. Poor selections will drive business down even lower. Eventually massage places will be out of business.

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang in Nov 2023, reportedly with the best selection of the hottest girls in Bangkok. About 15 girls, mid 20's to mid 30's, some thick and overweight, were sitting on couches in mid afternoon. There was no other client. They were clearly hurting for business. The manager sat me down 50 feet away from the girls, purposely so I could not interact with the girls or see them clearly, same trick as fishbowls. The girls even refused to get up and walk around to show their figures. Manager said 4,000 and 3,000 THB and did not budge. Did not see any girl hot enough that I must have. After drinking 2 beers I bailed. I felt it was a waste of time.

Same afternoon, booked a girl in FIWFANS 900 THB for 40 minutes. Appointment was made quickly and easily with Line. The handler was probably a woman, addressed me as "honey", gave clear directions and instructions in good English. Got her address, took Uber to the hotel Watana in Huay Khwang, turned out to be right around the corner from Poseidon. In person the girl looked even better than the pics, a pretty spinner, nice, clean, clear skin, loving. Paid her fee with a good tip in advance. We could not talk but felt mutual attraction, pleasure and loving with just expressions and gestures, well, moans, groans and grunts too hehe. I was very happy to be able to find the right girls to my taste and had a loving session using FF.

Got in her room. If she did not look like her posted pics or acted crude, I could have backed out the room without paying. Being able to view and select among hundreds girls with clear pics and book appointments is by far easier and more efficient for both guys and girls compared to wasting time going around meeting at multiple glass bowls. Glass bowls business model will eventually die out with their inconvenience, inefficiency and high operating costs.

[Globalnomad5]

I was in Bangkok 3 days after staying 3 days in Pattaya. I am mostly in soapy massage.

Before coming to Thailand, I had followed the thread and other forum as well. And made list of soapy massage where I would visit. (added line of Aya, Aries, bkk vice, momo, butterfly, Nancy, Daisy dreams to know what kind of ladies I would get).


Somehow I felt, that Bangkok doesn't have good soapy massage (with my experience so far.) I wanted to visit places where I would see big fish bowl and lot of attractive ladies. But didn't experience. Might be I visited wrong places this time.

Thanks.

Thanks for the report. I'm afraid "big fish bowl and lot of attractive ladies" is a thing of the past. A lot of this business went online, which is a pity for 3 reasons:

1. It destroys privacy and anonymity.

2. It encourages scams.

3. Even without scams you have to chose without seeing the girl in person, when what really matters is how she reacts to you.

[Bang4444]

I was in Bangkok 3 days after staying 3 days in Pattaya. I am mostly in soapy massage.

Before coming to Thailand, I had followed the thread and other forum as well. And made list of soapy massage where I would visit. (added line of Aya, Aries, bkk vice, momo, butterfly, Nancy, Daisy dreams to know what kind of ladies I would get).

I had been in Bangkok last time 10 years back, so excited to know how the things would be after 10 years.

Bkk vice. First visit I made directly to bkk vice. Theie ladies always attractive in pics. I had difficulty finding the exact location as they don't have any board outside. But manager directed me in line. I had chosen DADA. She was tall, slim, natural. Very good experience. 2 times pop (1 CIM) ,90 min heavenly experience. Loved it. Cost 3500 thb. Their price seems fixed.

Aya. Didn't like the line up.

Aries. Didn't like.

Butterfly. Google shows wrong location, they are in Sukhumvit 24 actually. Anyway I reached but late in night. Few options but liked one. Slim girl. (don't remember the name). But she told she is 22 why. 2 long session made both tired. Good experience in 2600 + 500 thb.

La belle. This place I went 10 years back. And loved the overall experience. But when I visited this time, I was very disappointed. It has lost the charm. Hardly 4-5 ladies and they are not attractive.

No customer. I was not feeling comfortable and left in 5 min.

Bamboo. Normal massage joint. But didn't like the line up.

Annie's. I visited location which is in BJ nuru street. Totally disappointed. I remember I visited Annie's (other locations though) but it was memorable experience 10 years back.

BJ nuru. Didn't like at all. This place also seems lost charm. I went this place 10 years back multiple times.

I didn't have much time, so again visited bkk vice.

Bkk vice. This time I chosen Lisa. Si boobs. What a girl. I think we both enjoyed the time together. I just loved her. Nice, satisfied.

Somehow I felt, that Bangkok doesn't have good soapy massage (with my experience so far.) I wanted to visit places where I would see big fish bowl and lot of attractive ladies. But didn't experience. Might be I visited wrong places this time.

Thanks.

[Ulalaulala123]

Do we need to register in this site or can directly ping the girls in their line IDs mentioned. Also, any risk of ladyboys pretending to be girl or any other scams?

https://fiwfans.vip/

She was very sweet and sexy, not to mention also nice, clean, beautiful, DFK, looked deeply into my eyes and caressed my dick tenderly like a horny GF.

She kissed and caressed me all over my body like a baby hehe, gave me a much hotter and more satisfying session than any bar or massage women.

[Captain Solo]

Goat,

Thanks for mentioning FIWFANS before.

I forgot her name, may be Tea. Went back to FF but could not find her.

She works in hotel Watana in Huay Khwang, Line ID # at 923 jvrty.

Send me your tel or Whatsapp, Will buy you a few drinks in Bangkok.

[Stimulus99]

Only way to go. Better looking, better attitudes for the most part, and the prices are amazing compared to the tourist trap GoGos.

I had my first spin with FIW. The same VIP provider -- mixed results. Firstly, the descriptions VIP gives for their girls' services are exaggerated. Neither girl nor the boss manning the Line would consider no condom option, although it seems to be listed in some profiles. Also the reviews often mention that (but of course most reviews are faked). The second girl I met wouldn't even do 69.

Summary: first try -- Ekkamai, went to the room but the frowny (cute though) 22 yo girl and I didn't click and after the back-and-forth triangle about condoms (Line, girl and I) we mutually agreed to pass. I was able to get the front desk to call me a motorbike taxi, and it was on to the next one (in Thonglor). This girl (Nava, 22) was sweet as sugar (first week in town!) although her pics were nicer than her appearance. This was mostly due to "I love silicon!" (actual quote). Sadly, the boobie Doctor should have his license revoked (but she was clueless). Other than that, she was a wonderful performer -- multiple orgasmic and GFE!

[Goatscrot]

https://fiwfans.vip/

She was very sweet and sexy, not to mention also nice, clean, beautiful, DFK, looked deeply into my eyes and caressed my dick tenderly like a horny GF.

She kissed and caressed me all over my body like a baby hehe, gave me a much hotter and more satisfying session than any bar or massage women.

Only way to go. Better looking, better attitudes for the most part, and the prices are amazing compared to the tourist trap GoGos.

[Newton York]

Hmm tell me more how it works? .

So I just walk in and book a normal massage? That cost what?

And it looks proffesional and all but without quastions it ends up a nuru massage?

This was over a year ago now, but from what I recall, it was the same as any other oily type joint. This one was photos, instead of a lineup, and you can guess what they offer based on the price. Also, I knew beforehand that fucking was available cause I found the place from a Japanese forum. But again, from the outside, you'd never guess that sex was par for the course. It really does look like a legit no sex massage place. Also, remember this. Thailand is paradise. Don't waste it.

The chick I had isn't there anymore, I found out she moved to another joint from another forum. Always do research on as many of these sex forums as you can, when put together, collectively as a whole, and with the help of google translate, there's a wealth of information out there. I think Asian forums are the best, cause for them Thailand is basically their backyard.

Man, I remember her quite fondly, cause she was this really weird mix of aloof and sexy life you won't believe. She was quiet, and hardly spoke, but she took it like a champ. It feels like she didn't want to be there, but she didn't complain once, didn't stop, even when I banged her doggy, she was touching herself. The whole thing felt kinda surreal. Kinda like the porn you see where the chick doesn't really wanna bang you, but has to for money reasons and halfway she starts to like it. And she's doing her best not to enjoy it, but she's wet anyway. I tell ya dude, I'm glad I took my boner pill that day.

[Captain Solo]

https://fiwfans.vip/

She was very sweet and sexy, not to mention also nice, clean, beautiful, DFK, looked deeply into my eyes and caressed my dick tenderly like a horny GF.

She kissed and caressed me all over my body like a baby hehe, gave me a much hotter and more satisfying session than any bar or massage women.

[Newton York]

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang one afternoon. It's in the upper floors of a huge building, looking like a hotel.

The manager led me into a large lobby, nice, clean, classy, with about 15 girls seating on couches, a few with obvious pouchy bellies. I was the only client. He sat me down across the lobby, drinking $4 beers, about 50 feet away from the girls so I could not see them clearly up close. He said 3 classes of girls, 4,000,3,000 Bahts and the freelancers.

I asked him to ask the girls to walk around so I could see their figures. He sent a woman over to talk to them, but they did not move, just sitting, playing with their phones. They did not look very attractive to me. 2 Free lancers walked in, looking pretty good but older. I pointed to the hottest girl in purple dress in the pic and a freelancer, told the manager I would do them for 2,000 Bahts. He said it was not possible and left. I finished the beer and bailed.

Poseidon girls just looked disinterested and cold, like mechanics in auto shops, not attractive and sexy to me. I bagged this hot girl in a hotel next to Poseidon for 900 Bahts, DFK, squeeze, grope, poke. She was caressing me lovingly like a baby, groaned, moaned, lots of sexy expressions. Had a very hot session with her and will repeat. Who the hell need old, stiff, unattractive, expensive women in Poseidon?

Wait wait wait, hold the phone. Now wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold your horses. Woah nelly! Good report and all that, poseidon and all that, but you kinda glossed over the chick in the hotel next to poseidon. What's the hotel, why does it have chicks? Is it a massage joint? Is it a bar? Did you get the chick online and meet her at said hotel? Inquisitive minds must know Captain. Granted, I'm in no position to go to Thailand anytime soon, but if said hotel has chicks at 900 baht, I'd like to put that on the back burner. Aside from being rimmed, and getting a bbjcim, being caressed lovingly by a chick is something I could always use more of. Fucking is great and all, I get it's transactional, but a little more like she's actually into it is no bad thing. Tell us more dude.

[11Bravo]

Funny name Golf haha.

Does Tulip have a website? I'm guessing not.

Good guess. Thong Lor BTS station. Right hand side of Suk, as you're facing away from Asok. Exit the far (from Asok) RIGHT staircase from the station, at the bottom, you turn, cross soi 38, and Tulip is basically under the station's UP escalator. If you pass 7/11 heading back towards Asok, you've gone too far.

[11Bravo]

There is no Peanut Gallery. Your post are kind of Bland. Dunkin Donuts 🍩.

For Mr and sake please try harder. Bring Joy to his meager life, my words but it's the impression I get from his Writings.

Bland to some, enjoyable to others. But I do enjoy your posts, takes me back to my football playing days: "Down, SET, Hot 23, hot 42, hot 99, hut, hut"... And with a forearm shiver and a spin, he breaks into the open field, leaving the defense in the dust.

But, Tonto (a good Indian name, you've had so many handles, I loose track), you and Kemo Sahbee enjoy your time together. And as the two riders ride off into the sunset, "Hi HO Silver Away" pierces the silence (or is that silliness, so hard to tell these days...).

Admin: grasping at redemption, a hint for visitors. Pick up a box of Dunkin Donuts (full disclosure, I do own stock), 8 for 100 (at least for a time), and give the box to your hotel front desk (for the newbies, a FULL box). Give respect, get respect. Oh, and if flying Asiana, my airline of choice, food's good, always go for the Korean option. On Thai, stay away from the breakfast, as close to inedible as I'd ever want to come. But a box of chocolates for the cabin crew... Priceless.