Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

The week in baseball.

So I went to hotel gomes freire with Nina DePonca last week. I fucked her three times bare in all her holes. And it was good. Lots of other fucking besides that. On Saturday, I fucked Prive Passista Kira Noir twice in her bare pussy in Hotel Rio Sevilha.

Mainly though, I have have been stressed out because my current building av malibu 1355 or thereabouts cannot put in a cable fiber modem. Oy vey, I kvetch kvetch kvetch. How Can I upload the video of all my new assets for Mossad to the servers in Tel Aviv? Oy Vey. They are about to kick me out because I am so angry.

OK, some guys come into town and they are Lance Corporals. They totally want to take over. Good initiative bad judgment. Like Lance Corporal Rodeo. Oh, he will love this, as we were both in the SWISS NAVY, though he was a SWISS NAVY Intel Officer, and I was a SWISS NAVY Infantry Officer, though much better educated and well rounded due to my Ivy League pedigree. So Lance Corporal (he was busted for all those hookers in Thailand, I will just leave it at that), comes up with this genius plan to go touring around Southern and Northern Brazil. A fellow SWISS NAVY EOD type (the smartest) points out that whiskey tango foxtrot, Brazil is a big country.

Anyway, enough with that. Alecbrown is in town a few more days and since he has actually fucked ana foxxx and has the video to prove it, I need to link up and do some planning to help with the pornographic endeavors thereof. Any other porno producing aspirng ISGers please reach out to me. I can do a porno tour of Rio, having been Buttman's internet writer and lawyer. No Shit!

[Xpartan]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

ATM or not, always choose to pay in LOCAL CURRENCY with a credit or debit card. Always decline the currency conversion. Not only that, but check store receipts even if they don't ask. Some crooked proprietors will try to pull this scam without even telling you. I must confess I often forget myself, and when I come back home, always find 2-3 receipts with dollar conversions I've never authorized.

[Axel Heyst]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

It is the same same with CC's as with Debit Cards. Always say no to the local conversion! So, when you are charging something on your credit card in Brazil, a screen will usually pop up asking if you want to charge your card in dollars of BR. Always choose to be charged in BR. This way your card will be charged in BR and your credit card company will give you the best conversion rate. If you choose to be charged in dollars you are in effect accepting the local bank conversion rate and your card will be charged in dollars.

[Steve 9696]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

I am not sure about credit card. But at the ATM always decline conversion. You always get Reals regardless. But if you accept conversion then you get a scammy local bank rate. If you decline conversion then your US bank uses spot rate.

Assume this is same for credit card. Decline conversion. Pay in Reals.

[Axel Heyst]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

Always reject the ATM's conversion rate unless you prefer paying more for BR.

[Bravo]

I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?

[Vagabundo1]

Yesterday I took a girl to rio sevilha hotel, rua andrades 127.90 r for 3 hours.

Easy walk to 4 x4 and even closer to 116.

So you get a number in 4 x4 and you tell her to meet you at the above address.

Or you could just burn your cash in the street at 4 x4 through CC charges.

Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.

And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x46girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).

Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.

[Xpartan]

I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.

All termas in Rio including 4 x4 add scammy CC surcharges, but if you're just short of cash, they'll let you pay cash and top it up with plastic.

[Vagabundo1]

Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.

And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x4 girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).

Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.

You can take them to sheik hotel at the corner of av gomes freire and the BRT light rail line, or even over to ok hotel in lapa, or one over on rua Andrade on the darkside near 202 and 116. BTW, 116 was rocking for those of us who prefer street action like alecbrwn.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UJjVjHpibwoJ1mv3A

BTW, the tobacco shop with awesome cigars and macallan 12 (98 r per shot) is at the above.

Are. Do Ouvidor, 39 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20010-150.

This is now the unofficial high temple of voodoo of vagabundo. I can't recommend it highly enough as a place to go smoke a cigar and have a macallan neat after fucking a girl at 116 (who costs more than the macallan). Right around the corner from clubmixbar.com.br, where god rest his soul, I mongered with shortstack, a victim of covid. Also right across the street from bolsa valores and in turn the tribunal maritimo, and right down the street from the best restaurant for before or after mongering, cais do oriente.

So there you have it sports fans. Don't play 4 x4 the credit card fees, invest the extra 98 you save by fucking hot ass and even better lower price hoars in McCallan and 25 r cigars at are. Do ouvidor 39.

Shalom.

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.


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[FlowState985]

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.
Please see attached pics

I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.

[Vagabundo1]

Well last night Vagabundo and Alecbrwn went to meet up at Cinelandia Starbucks, and after rapping a little, then did a patrol over to 4 x4. We actually met a 4 x4 girl with her friend outside and they gave us weed. Now how cool is that. Vagabundo actually paid them 20 r for the half smoked ganja. OK, this is where it gets cool. Yes, we did go over to 116 and bang a black volleyball player, veronica, who is friends with pricilla who has a ass to die for. And Alecbrwn who is an actual adult actor (ahem, I will let him discuss any details he may choose or get his explicit permission since he is Italian Mafia, going back 3499 years) did bang a spinner. Jeez, this guy is like a Evil Jesus christ. He has fucked Ana Foxx, the real one (though mine is better, younger, and has a bigger ass like Zawaadi, but now she won't fuck me bare because last time she came to my room there was shit from dozens of other hoars who had been fucked in the love shack. Go figure. Look baby, you've been partying with the stones. OK, so Vagabundo fucked a girl that he shall name Nia Nacci 2, or Nia Nazi, or Christy Canyon, who says she will pernoite 3 times a week for 500 r each time, she is top shelf. Nia Nazi body, hence her callsign in the witness protection program. But she flaked on planned pernoites 2 days in a row, which hurts Vagabundo due to his abandonment issues. Oh, I was so mad. But I went to 116 and fucked (covered) this tall volley ball player negra, like 5 foot 11. Wow. And she's friends with Priscilla which means duplas. Oh yes. So, then we head down the street towards praca xv and we find a great cigar joint, have a macallan 12, which vagabundo bought, along with cigars. Remind me to post the exact address. Then we went by clubmixbar.com.br at av mercado 25. Then we foot patrolled into Lapa and had some late dinner at contemporaneo, went by ganja coffee shop which was closed, and then vagabundo ubered home, all while texting manu meier about whree to meet but the morena hoar was on a overnight in botafogo, and will only do hours with vagabundo. Look Vagabundo is just a man, a normal dude, a little overweight, old, greying beard, but he looks forward to reaming manu's ass soon, maybe tomorrow, as payday was today.

[Carrib]

If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.


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[Vagabundo1]

Further to Recreio Recce:

Brazil is Brazil is Brazil.

What p4 p is in Rio or any city is in Recreio.

As has already been noted, there are equivalent of VM here -- posto 10 to 12, Master Club, Av Gilka Machado, and the area from Gilka Machado to Master Club. Look on gparena dot net etc, and session with well reviewed girls.

Recreio Terapatias has some hot girls, and the beach kiosks and restaurants have hot waitresses. Speaking of which, as the immortal song lawyers guns and money goes, "how was I to know, she was with the russians too ' -- there is a Russian girl in my hotel condo, who gave me her number, but I lost it, then in my normal smooth way I mentioned my German family, and then she wold not give me her number again. Says she is from Moscow. Can't make this stuff up.

Paris Cafe -- as already mentioned the hottest girls are here, and the hottest girls from 4 x4 and perola live in Recreio, in some of the areas again around Gilka and Master Club.

As Creedence Clearwater Revival once famously sang, I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way, looks like we're in for nasty weather -- and I am not talking about the weather.

What happens to Rio in a world war? We are not far away, or we are already in one. Reais, Oil, Pussy, Sun, all these are valuable commodities.

Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.

P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.

[Balboa]

Termas are daytime operations, which close in the evening, so no, you tried those at night, either.

That's definitely not true.

[DinoDong]

I used to live in Recreio. It's pretty chill but there is a usually one or two quiosques on the beach that are rockin' - one specifically around posto 11. There are also quite a few garotas working Lcio Costa between postos 9 and 11. Interestingly I never did try Paris Club as I was in a pretty tight relationship at the time. I highly recommend Recreio if you want to hang out and chill. There's decent Airbnb options and a few hotels along the beach.

Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.

P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.