Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Xpartan]

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Wait 10 days? Are you sure? When I traveled from Peru to Costa Rica I did one at the airport and was good to fly right away. Was a long time ago but cost close to nothing back then.

[Dcrist0527]

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.

A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.

Thank you. And thanks, Nounce. Perfect example of the value of these boards and its helpful members.

Just want to make sure I understand. If I sequence it like US to Colombia, then Colombia to Brazil, then finally Brazil to US, there's no need for the Yellow Fever certificate, correct?

Like you CenTex, I tried to get that vax a few years ago (pre-Covid) and it was damn near impossible.

Again, thanks for the advice.

[The Cane]

They typically lack mulattas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that.

I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink!

[CenTexCrash]

The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.

You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.

A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.

[Steve 9696]

Gentleman,

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.

Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?

My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.

I think this is no problem at all. I did Medellin, SP, and Buenos Aires all in tenish days. This was during COVID so the procedures between countries varied and this was a pain in the ass getting retested and different paperwork. But now it should be no issue at all. And yes. You must visit Scandallo to have a life well lived! 😋.

[Nounce]

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. ....

The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.

You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.

[Mongmann]

There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.

I can agree with much of this. The typically lack mulatas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that. Like Cane said, I can't stand the aggressiveness in the place. They don't seem to be assigning girls to you anymore but all of the stupid request for drinks are really FN annoying. I want to wear a shirt in there that says, "look bih, the only way I will even consider buying you a drink is if I decide to fuqq you. ".

[Dcrist0527]

Gentleman,

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.

Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?

My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.

[The Cane]

I'm very curious why Centaraus rarely ever gets mentioned. I jiust spent 2 months in Rio and the sex I had there might have been the best of the entire trip. She was absolutely incredible.

There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.

[BallsDeep1980]

I'm very curious why Centaraus rarely ever gets mentioned. I jiust spent 2 months in Rio and the sex I had there might have been the best of the entire trip. She was absolutely incredible.

[Vagabundo1]

That hunter biden complaint is a great testament about why and how not to monger in the USA.

The amounts of money he was paying were crazy compared to what can buy a great lifestyle in Rio.

I know another monger who shall remain unnamed, who has a net worth into the 7 figures, yet he rides public transportation, gets in 10,000 steps a day, and even though he could fuck any girls, chooses prive and clinica girls as they provide the best bang for the buck, and they are about half or a third of what terma girls cost.

You have to make choices about which lifestyle and friends you make in this hobby. Going for the high roller, big spender, living in two apartments lifestyle beyond your means (while trying to get porn producers to do a deposit on one of them) is not the pattern I want. The great thing about Brazil and Rio is that a monger can pick a lifestyle that provides the best girls IMHO and in the opinion of others while avoiding chasing the game that the high rolling hunter biden's pick -- how's that working out for him?

Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.

[Vagabundo1]

There are other guys who come into Rio, and I won't name names, but they rent a apartment on the beach in the middle of Barra for 6500 r / month, and put down 3 months deposit of 9000 r but they have to spread it over two months and are squeezed for pussy money, and then in the first 60 days of a 360 lease (questionable) leave the property which costs 10,000 r per month vacant for a month while they are shuttling to another apartment in another country and back to the rich world for the holidays. And they're still speaking Spanish. When you ask them about the deposit, they're like, Oh it is sunk cost, but they have no rainy day reserve funds. OK, I see how that's a great way to inject foreign capital into Brazil for the landlord, property manager, and that particular building, but this super genius is trying to get porn producers to give him a deposit on his other apartment in another country and has no savings for unforeseen emergencies, and for that matter is now in a 12 month contract in a world where new wars are breaking out every 1 to 3 months, including wars with BRIICS+ countries (you know, the Brazil Russia India Indonesia China South Africa + several other OPEC countries bloc? I mean, maybe it's a good time to be not so tied down in Brazil, not sayin, just sayin.

But what the fuck do I know, I am just a Vagabundo.

Meanwhile, the locals are jacking up the price of sex and sleep, and the trend is not just seasonal, it is post covid cyclic, and it has legs. That's my expert property and pussy opinion. So, what's the answer? Work on your Carioca Portoguese language culture and network, starting with the Vasco shirt, and repeat after me:

Mais linda gatas do rio sou vascainas.

Flamengistas sou feio e veiho.

Eita.

Poxa.

Caralho.

https://youtu.be/6EYmKAs7mzc?si=gNm4nvjd1Yk_Pudw

Learn your porto too from porta dos fundos, above, and from Dom, and Cidade do Deus (film), and Tropa de Elite 1 and 2.

With regard to Michelle Obama, she's preggers, but still working. Missed her at a centro trash casa a few days ago where the mamasan / tia keeps me in the loop (Michelle Obama has a habit of losing her phone). You're welcome to her until she shits out the kid, Vagabundo is going to be doing Ana Foxx Zawaadi who was at VM 2 years ago and did overnights for 300, but now is at a Recreio tier 1 terma and after some negotiations will give me her pretty 21 year old pussy bare for two pops for 500 because of my wit, charm, and the fact that my brazilian currency is not counterfeit, most importantly.

The question in practical terms and not to be negative, but rather constructive is how's that property working out? You answer some of that, so thanks.

Another ISGer who bought in Copa says it is better to be a renter than a buyer.

I talked property finance with my propetario (owner / landlord) who I shall call Donald Trump Jr, and he of course suggested buying a duplex in a hotel condo conversion, renting one out and living in the other off of the rental income. But since the place is literally low data / low information as they can't string in optical fiber for a cable modem it's a no go in so many ways, I can't count. But that kind of stands for Brazil IMHO.

Anyway, Vagabundo hit a centro prive for a top tier girl for 200 r including anal for two pops today, had a beer with jingo10 who is in town for 60 days. There are a lot of new mongers in town, and Vagabundo hates this part of the year, is literally counting the days to 21 December when days start getting shorter again, and especially to 18 Feb or so when Carnival is over and everything goes down in price by 50%. Best time in to move and find a better location, posto 10, Recreio, between Paris Cafe and Casuarina. I won't even comment on paying 2000 r for two girls for 24 hours, but it's great work for them, so good on ya. The best time of year is July to Sept, when there are new 18 year olds weekly doing it bare in centro prives, much fewer newbie mongers, and much better weather because the humidity and heat has even the locals of which I am one I guess at this point sweating their reproductive organs off.

But on your political commentary, I couldn't agree more. Thing is, the BRIICS+ are figuring this out, and not only are we rich world sex tourists competing with each other for shit shower shave supper sex sleep but we are competing with post covid locals who are moving to grab the good life in Recreio and Barra. But as Zawaadi who is apparently shacked up with some rich Italian who travels in Barra Bali out in Recreio demonstrates, they can always use a 500 r cash injection in consideration for taking a load of nut in their pussy.

I would commend to you the Alex Jones interview by Tucker Carlson especially the reference to 45+ year old rich world women and their cuckold -ed men. Not a pretty picture and not getting any better soon, indeed by all accounts going the wrong way and faster each quarter.

[Vagabundo1]

Your post inspired me to look up the federal complaint.

Actually, I would submit that Hunter Biden's problem was that he was clearly living beyond his means.

My philosphy is to live within or well below my means.

Maybe the charge agasinst me of being a cheap charlie (munger?, God rest his soul) are true, but I don't mind.

Pussy is pussy is pussy, and the bare pussy I get from a centro prive or trash casa girl like from 116 is just as good a pussy as the thousand or three thousand or ten thousand dollar pussy that RHB as the federal complaint calls him was getting; and the cost of housing, shelter, and travel is way less; and that goes straight into centro pussy, and in the mean time, I put away some money for a rainy day.

Not to diverge too much from the topic, but a dollar or better yet a covid era real saved is a real earned, as the saying goes. Indeed, Hunter Biden, not to mention a whole lotta other cuckolded North American and European men would be much happier if they just booked a trip to Rio, gave an attorney power of attorney on their property, and decided to just say fuggit, and stay. Just keep paying your rent, make friends, and figure it out.

Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.

[Vagabundo1]

With regard to Michelle Obama, she's preggers, but still working. Missed her at a centro trash casa a few days ago where the mamasan / tia keeps me in the loop (Michelle Obama has a habit of losing her phone). You're welcome to her until she shits out the kid, Vagabundo is going to be doing Ana Foxx Zawaadi who was at VM 2 years ago and did overnights for 300, but now is at a Recreio tier 1 terma and after some negotiations will give me her pretty 21 year old pussy bare for two pops for 500 because of my wit, charm, and the fact that my brazilian currency is not counterfeit, most importantly.

The question in practical terms and not to be negative, but rather constructive is how's that property working out? You answer some of that, so thanks.

Another ISGer who bought in Copa says it is better to be a renter than a buyer.

I talked property finance with my propetario (owner / landlord) who I shall call Donald Trump Jr, and he of course suggested buying a duplex in a hotel condo conversion, renting one out and living in the other off of the rental income. But since the place is literally low data / low information as they can't string in optical fiber for a cable modem it's a no go in so many ways, I can't count. But that kind of stands for Brazil IMHO.

Anyway, Vagabundo hit a centro prive for a top tier girl for 200 r including anal for two pops today, had a beer with jingo10 who is in town for 60 days. There are a lot of new mongers in town, and Vagabundo hates this part of the year, is literally counting the days to 21 December when days start getting shorter again, and especially to 18 Feb or so when Carnival is over and everything goes down in price by 50%. Best time in to move and find a better location, posto 10, Recreio, between Paris Cafe and Casuarina. I won't even comment on paying 2000 r for two girls for 24 hours, but it's great work for them, so good on ya. The best time of year is July to Sept, when there are new 18 year olds weekly doing it bare in centro prives, much fewer newbie mongers, and much better weather because the humidity and heat has even the locals — of which I am one I guess at this point — sweating their reproductive organs off.

But on your political commentary, I couldn't agree more. Thing is, the BRIICS+ are figuring this out, and not only are we rich world sex tourists competing with each other for shit shower shave supper sex sleep but we are competing with post covid locals who are moving to grab the good life in Recreio and Barra. But as Zawaadi who is apparently shacked up with some rich Italian who travels in Barra Bali out in Recreio demonstrates, they can always use a 500 r cash injection in consideration for taking a load of nut in their pussy.

I would commend to you the Alex Jones interview by Tucker Carlson especially the reference to 45+ year old rich world women and their cuckold -ed men. Not a pretty picture and not getting any better soon, indeed by all accounts going the wrong way and faster each quarter.

By Duran Duran:

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can.
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grand.

I've been in sex prison in New Yawk and before that in uptight Sweden. God I miss Rio, but I'm heading down this weekend to check on my place, the wonderful live in housekeeper (about 70) got sick, so I have to find a replacement, but she will stay on till after the Carnival. Damn. I had a great system, she knew all my tastes, looked after the garden, some heritage chickens I keep (and give away eggs to neighbors) made great cocktails shopped for organic food, deliveries from afar by CSA farmers, great chef, discreet and genuinely bemused at my antics, did not bat an eyelid as I had two naked and prime young women canoodling up to me.

Fortunately my favorite pair will be waiting in fishnet thigh highs and sexy lingerie I spent a fortune on and keep in a box for them neatly labelled. They get BRL 1 k each per 24 hours and I treat them to great food. This may seem extravagant, but you have to understand this is 100% bareback, one fondling my balls and smiling sweetly and reaching over to kiss me while I fuck the other cowboy, and every other outrageous thing you can imagine and then some. Two days of this scrambles your brain, dual BJ and coffee on a gentle wakeup and then good breakfast and a swim.

The heat will not be fun, but I spent the bucks on dehumidfiers and AC so the initial arrival will not be so bad.

I think its time to bail on USA and western countries: too restrictive, crazy cultural wars as the population votes for the same duopoly that always acts against their economic welfare and they expect it to somehow be different just because some politician says so. That's a really dumb trade. I hope to see Swiss Chancellor Vagabundo and my long awaited Michelle Obama look-alike for a historic re-enactment of Monica in the Oval room.

[TjBrazil]

Well last night Vagabundo and Alecbrwn went to meet up at Cinelandia Starbucks, and after rapping a little, then did a patrol over to 4 x4. We actually met a 4 x4 girl with her friend outside and they gave us weed. Now how cool is that. Vagabundo actually paid them 20 r for the half smoked ganja. OK, this is where it gets cool. Yes, we did go over to 116 and bang a black volleyball player, veronica, who is friends with pricilla who has a ass to die for. And Alecbrwn who is an actual adult actor (ahem, I will let him discuss any details he may choose or get his explicit permission since he is Italian Mafia, going back 3499 years) did bang a spinner. Jeez, this guy is like a Evil Jesus christ. He has fucked Ana Foxx, the real one (though mine is better, younger, and has a bigger ass like Zawaadi, but now she won't fuck me bare because last time she came to my room there was shit from dozens of other hoars who had been fucked in the love shack. Go figure. Look baby, you've been partying with the stones. OK, so Vagabundo fucked a girl that he shall name Nia Nacci 2, or Nia Nazi, or Christy Canyon, who says she will pernoite 3 times a week for 500 r each time, she is top shelf. Nia Nazi body, hence her callsign in the witness protection program. But she flaked on planned pernoites 2 days in a row, which hurts Vagabundo due to his abandonment issues. Oh, I was so mad. But I went to 116 and fucked (covered) this tall volley ball player negra, like 5 foot 11. Wow. And she's friends with Priscilla which means duplas. Oh yes. So, then we head down the street towards praca xv and we find a great cigar joint, have a macallan 12, which vagabundo bought, along with cigars. Remind me to post the exact address. Then we went by clubmixbar.com.br at av mercado 25. Then we foot patrolled into Lapa and had some late dinner at contemporaneo, went by ganja coffee shop which was closed, and then vagabundo ubered home, all while texting manu meier about whree to meet but the morena hoar was on a overnight in botafogo, and will only do hours with vagabundo. Look Vagabundo is just a man, a normal dude, a little overweight, old, greying beard, but he looks forward to reaming manu's ass soon, maybe tomorrow, as payday was today.

Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.