Pattaya Reports

[Tlito]

Doesn't seem like something to be proud of, but maybe that's just me.

I am with you TD. I would actually ask how much for the extras before I took them to my room.

But we might be old school Mate.

Each to their own.

Lots of very careful posters on this site.

We may be in for a torrid backlash.

But I am 65 and never rip people off..knowingly that is.

As I said.

Each to their own.

[TooDirty]

or go down to Holiday Inn Xpress and come up from the garage to the lobby in pajamas and make a right to their all inclusive breakfast buffet. My pockets will also have about 10 gourmet tea bags upon departure as well. Goes great with almond milk and sugar, especially the peppermint tea. Haven't paid for a breakfast in Pattaya since 2016. There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning

Doesn't seem like something to be proud of, but maybe that's just me.

[Mr Enternational]

-- I am sure many of you are laughing that there is a idiot (me) who thinks 3 K forLT is a standard rate: reading the forum, many of you got it cheaper, I know.

10. Went to Fitness 7 Gym on Pattaya avenue mall. The only serious addition to the price is two one way 120 (each way) bike taxi which became rather pricy as all together 600 TBs.

LOL. Yeah definitely that. At least you know though. They are getting you from all different angles it seems. A motorbike taxi from Pattaya Klang to The Avenue is NOT 120 baht!

[Nomes2015]

I took a girl named 'Lin' from Thai friendly for 3 k, she was extremely skinny, but OK looking and gave very good blowjobs with good tongue action. She showed me her earlier pics, when she was a slim hottie. According to her she used to drink too much and developed some stomach pain, causing her to loose weight. I told her to go see a doctor, because it could be a stomach ulcer or some liver issues, don't know if she will follow the advice or not.

She also gave her roommate's line ID, under the condition that I should not mention the source. The roommate was a slim, reasonably good looking girl under 25, and extremely my type. Needless to say that I called her to my room twice. For both the girls the deal was 3 k, 3 rounds / 10 hours with BJ.

There was also my first girl 'jue' who came for two nights at 2. 5 k / 3 rounds / 12 hours. We did one round and then she took me to a bar in Jomtien (I had no idea Jomtien was so nearby), had a couple of drinks and played pool. At the bar she introduced me to her friend, a slim to average girl, who, she said is ready to go with me. The girl was not my type, so I didn't pursue it.

I am visiting Pattaya for the first time next week and love very slim ladies would you mind sharing their contact details please. Cheers.

[ElMexicant]

Everywhere I travel in the world whenever I access the free breakfast they always ask for my room number.

Apparently you haven't stayed at the two hotels I mentioned. As for the whole room number thing. There are two ways around this.

1. Go hang out at the entrance behind other guests and pay attention to their room number when they announce it. Call them on your room hotel to their room hotel and tell them you are housekeeping. And ask what time will they check out tomorrow. When they say "we don't, we have XXX days," that's your cue to show up at 6 am next morning and use their room number and eat.

2. Find a resort hotel with patio tables for breakfast. Grab you one of the dirty plates off a table that has been left for clean up. Enter with dirty plates in hand and exchange them on your way to the buffet. Nobody will ask anything. If they do, start talking in some foreign language not named English.

Shit. I've gotten so good at this that I even order poolside drinks and food and bill it to another room. I also use different hotel, resorts, and condo pools and gyms when I am in Pattaya. No need to pay for that type of stuff. Grand Avenue has an excellent gym if you know how to sneak in. Just make sure you tip the staff so they don't suspect anything. This trip my 25 m2 botique serviced apartment is $300 USD a month including utilities. It's located 12 minutes walk to Buakhao behind Festival. If I showed you pictures, then people will find out the location and my secret isn't a secret anymore. Messes up my pricing. I've already shared two hotels for those who are brave who want free food. I'm too much nice.

P.S. : If you want free shots at the GoGo bars, just ask the girls while they hover around their free 2 SangSom bottles allocated to them. I used to tell them I've never tasted it before and batted my eyes at them. And they will give me a couple of shots. Lying goes a long way when you have confidence.

[Yuri B]

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Today for me: soi 6, walking st. But first Gym. It is going to be either International Gym on 3rd st or I intend to try Fitness 7 on Pattaya Avenue.

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8. So it was Soi 6 yesterday. I remember 10 years ago when I was 10 years younger and 40 lb leaner, I got much more attention than yesterday, and life always seems better when you get more attention, but having said the above, I still was shocked. I slowly went in both directions observing the girls in a bright natural light (it was around 4 PM). !0 years ago, I always could find at least 1 doable and available girl in almost every bar. Yesterday I did not find one in the whole street, not one! While the majority of them also seem to get older by a decade, their faces did not possess a burden of an intellect, while most of them carried the-full-body-tattoos burden which for me is very unattractive. These supposed to be the best professionals in the business after the go-go and clubs, but to me all looked like trash, no one would convince me to sleep with even if for free. To prove my point, I saw some doable women, but they always were with men even in that early hour. That fact told me that I was not completely insane. So I almost got depressed. I came after FL the day earlier hoping that future glory will be waiting for me on Soi 6 but then I came to realization considering mostly negative view of MPs that maybe FL was all I would have in Pattaya.

9. Bars on Tree Town night Market. After Soi 6 experience I took a baht-bus to the Walking street, but at that hour it was not yet walking and all clubs and GoGos were closed. Walked around aimlessly where the fear and disappointment only grew: how come I came to the gam of the free life to see an ironic caricature of it? Wondering around and then I came to Tree Town night Market entering from Skaw Beach Hotel. The first thing I noticed that MPs around had many attractive young professionals: no comparison from yesterday. I stopped at one across the hotel and had my all worries of the day evaporate together with 2. 5 K TB -- probably because I was so happy to get real out-of-the-life service I longed for so long, that I did not even try to use my minimum bargaining skills. Massage was 400 TBs and I agreed with the girl on 2,000 TBs and gave her 2,100 with tip (that is why 2,500 all together). My mood improved dramatically. And the further I went, the better it became. It was shy of 6 PM, and in every bar I saw not one, but many attractive women ready to please my eyes and as it turned out latter other organs of my body. I LT one almost immediately and spent splendid evening with her and then the night too. Normal (at least what I thought) LT prices: 500 TBs BF and 3 K LT price. Again, I love LT, have very poor bargaining skills, but finished the day happy. Plus now I know where to look for talent on a low budget I have (low compare to Go-Gos and Clubs spent on drinks, and a good time, etc.) -- I am sure many of you are laughing that there is a idiot (me) who thinks 3 K forLT is a standard rate: reading the forum, many of you got it cheaper, I know.

10. Went to Fitness 7 Gym on Pattaya avenue mall. Equipment is okay, not great. Air-conditioning is okay, not great. No towels, and no locks for the cubbies (had to buy in the next door store for less than 1 USD), and towels I should have brought from hotel: today I will. Overall 350 TB for one day pass provided a decent gym experience. The only serious addition to the price is two one way 120 (each way) bike taxi which became rather pricy as all together 600 TBs.

Today expensive staff: Go-Gos and Clubs.

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[Yuri B]

There should be no BF at a regular massage shop, boom-boom or no boom-boom.

An extra 100-200 B per hour would be a normal out-call charge for the extra time to go back and forth to your place, but anything more than that means they are trying to take you for a sucker.

And please, it's THB, not $. At least I hope it is.

I am not speculating what should be, but just explaining what did happen to me. --and I probably am a sucker, as you elegantly put it. Finally: THANK YOU for correcting -- the amounts are in TB not USD.

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[Bunky]

1. Korean Airline is superb. * * * 2. Prepaid $30 to reserve a lounge via. * * * 3. Ordered VIP Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) Immigration VIP Fast-Track Service. * * * 4. Ordered namsladydrivers@gmail.com 1 kTB to Pattaya: very comfortable ride. * * * 5. Went to Beach road at 3 AM (when arrived in my hotel) and found a very pretty 36 yo girl.

What a helpful report. Well written, with just the right amount of detail.

Thanks for taking the time to post.

[Turgid]

I remember when I first came to Pattaya I would pay extra for breakfast at hotels. That was a long time ago. Now I just print out breakfast buffet coupons from LK Empress on my computer or go down to Holiday Inn Xpress and come up from the garage to the lobby in pajamas and make a right to their all inclusive breakfast buffet. My pockets will also have about 10 gourmet tea bags upon departure as well. Goes great with almond milk and sugar, especially the peppermint tea. Haven't paid for a breakfast in Pattaya since 2016. There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning to fuel you for the rest of the day. Just stay away from those unhealthy croissants.

Everywhere I travel in the world whenever I access the free breakfast they always ask for my room number.

[Werqweq]

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7. Massage Parlors (I am only talking about "special" massages). When I came to Pattaya some years ago, I got a big luck with massage parlors girls. So I investigated yesterday. Horrible seen: women in their late 30's-40 -- completely not doable on my taste. The only one I consider doable was on Buakhao intersecting Pattayaasaisong, on the right hand side facing walking st. (general direction) and keeping beach road on your right (women in their early 20's). But, they do BJ, HJ, and NO boom-boom. If you like a girl, then the only option is to do outcall ($1500 BF + 3 K to the girl for 2 hours) -- not in my budget. So I talked to the girl I liked and found out that they have 2 shifts. Her shift was over at 6, and she visited me after. A very good experience, but 3 K for 2 hours still not worth repeating to me.
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There should be no BF at a regular massage shop, boom-boom or no boom-boom.

An extra 100-200 B per hour would be a normal out-call charge for the extra time to go back and forth to your place, but anything more than that means they are trying to take you for a sucker.

And please, it's THB, not $. At least I hope it is.

[Explorer8939]

Yes, in Ueno 3153. Where I went too. You didn't answer my question. I want to know what you ordered to have both of you eat there for under $100 US. I don't like throwing money away so sounds really good to me to eat there for $50 US. I know they have Kobe sushi and Kobe mini sliders there but you would need multiple orders of those to fill a Thai girl and an adult male.

I really don't remember what I paid, it could have been $200 for the 2 of us. I showed the Thai lady what I paid, and she was shocked.

[ElMexicant]

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All hotels I booked via agoda.com.At Centara Pattaya Hotel's room was amazing (suite with living area and a bedroom) + the breakfast buffet was the best I ever had: 5 stations with everything! I asked departing if I can come just for the breakfast not being their guest.

I remember when I first came to Pattaya I would pay extra for breakfast at hotels. That was a long time ago. Now I just print out breakfast buffet coupons from LK Empress on my computer or go down to Holiday Inn Xpress and come up from the garage to the lobby in pajamas and make a right to their all inclusive breakfast buffet. My pockets will also have about 10 gourmet tea bags upon departure as well. Goes great with almond milk and sugar, especially the peppermint tea. Haven't paid for a breakfast in Pattaya since 2016. There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning to fuel you for the rest of the day. Just stay away from those unhealthy croissants.

[Yuri B]

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6. Hotels. All hotels I booked via agoda.com. So I booked March Hotel for $29.95 for 4 nights ($131.32 with taxes), but just before the departure from US I realized that as I am coming to BKK just after midnight I should have reserved one night before (as the check in is at 2 PM). March did not have any availability, so I reserved the closest I found Centara Pattaya Hotel and booked it for $64.75 including taxes. At Centara Pattaya Hotel's room was amazing (suite with living area and a bedroom) + the breakfast buffet was the best I ever had: 5 stations with everything! I asked departing if I can come just for the breakfast not being their guest. And the answer was yes, I can, just pay 240 TBs pp. The only problem I had was absolutely horrific view from the windows. But I was missing the buffet when I checked in into March Hotel. Well: no breakfast, but amazing view at the city (I am on the upper floor) -- now I am really happy: food I can get in many different places, but the view is great. Plus in March (and connected May hotel), there is a entrance in case you do not want to register your guest / guests (I always prefer to register my guests, but if you do not, you can consider that loophole).

7. Massage Parlors (I am only talking about "special" massages). When I came to Pattaya some years ago, I got a big luck with massage parlors girls. So I investigated yesterday. Horrible seen: women in their late 30's-40 -- completely not doable on my taste. The only one I consider doable was on Buakhao intersecting Pattayaasaisong, on the right hand side facing walking st. (general direction) and keeping beach road on your right (women in their early 20's). But, they do BJ, HJ, and NO boom-boom. If you like a girl, then the only option is to do outcall ($1500 BF + 3 K to the girl for 2 hours) -- not in my budget. So I talked to the girl I liked and found out that they have 2 shifts. Her shift was over at 6, and she visited me after. A very good experience, but 3 K for 2 hours still not worth repeating to me.

Today for me: soi 6, walking st. But first Gym. It is going to be either International Gym on 3rd st or I intend to try Fitness 7 on Pattaya Avenue.

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[Banana Boi]

I went to the one in Ueno. Not far from the JR Nihombashi station.

It was expensive, can't remember how much.

Yes, in Ueno 3153. Where I went too. You didn't answer my question. I want to know what you ordered to have both of you eat there for under $100 US. I don't like throwing money away so sounds really good to me to eat there for $50 US. I know they have Kobe sushi and Kobe mini sliders there but you would need multiple orders of those to fill a Thai girl and an adult male.

[Mr Enternational]

This was in Pattaya just the other night. Not UK. Apparently, he was reprimanded before for other parachute jumps in Pattaya and decided not to listen.

That dummy made worldstar.

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/w...off-a-building