Bogota Reports

[Guest19]

I am planning to remotely work from the Bogota hotel.

What is a quality of internet connection in Bogota?

Is it enough for remote working?

[Guest19]

I am planning to remotely work in Bogota, during the day, and have a fun at night.

What is a quality of internet connection in hotels and generally in Bogota?

Is it enough for remote working?

[Kazeu]

Biomig is available for departure only as far as I know. Arrivals is same old deal.

Going to be flying in next week to BOG. Any tips for getting through immigration quickly other than jogging as soon as I deplane?

I read that biomig is available for foreigners. But it doesn't specify if its for arrivals or departures.

[Questner]

I'm trying to decipher escort ads. "Salida" would be outcall, but.

"Las chicas trabajan nicamente a domicilio no trabajan en lugar".

Whose domicilio? Their apartment or my room?

Which lugar? Theirs or yours?

Your house or yours apartment. They don't have a place for an incall.

[Woodman09]

I'm trying to decipher escort ads. "Salida" would be outcall, but.

"Las chicas trabajan nicamente a domicilio no trabajan en lugar".

Whose domicilio? Their apartment or my room?

Which lugar? Theirs or yours?

ON fotos prepagos there are a lot of girls that have rooms in Chapinero.

https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepagos/bogota-dc

I went to one. It was in a rooming house in Chapinero-- With Valentina-- Good Times!!

[Lulle]

I'm trying to decipher escort ads. "Salida" would be outcall, but.

"Las chicas trabajan únicamente a domicilio no trabajan en lugar".

Whose domicilio? Their apartment or my room?

Which lugar? Theirs or yours?

[MaddTraveler]

Going to be flying in next week to BOG. Any tips for getting through immigration quickly other than jogging as soon as I deplane?

I read that biomig is available for foreigners. But it doesn't specify if its for arrivals or departures.

You pretty much said the only trick I know LOL. I skip going to the bathroom once I exit the plane and go straight in line. Otherwise you'll be behind hundreds and take much longer.

[ChanceSome]

Going to be flying in next week to BOG. Any tips for getting through immigration quickly other than jogging as soon as I deplane?

I read that biomig is available for foreigners. But it doesn't specify if its for arrivals or departures.

[Elvis 2008]

Mexico City has the new int airport NLU (AIFA, Aeropuerto Internacional Filipe de Angeles) with 15 K feet runway, combined with the old MEX, both about 20 min taxi ride to Centro. They can handle lots of air traffic and are hubs with lots of cheap flights to South and Central America.

Cancun is one of Mexico's busiest airport, has lots of non-stop flights to various cities in Latin countries, Bogota, Medellin, Panama, Costa Rica ect. I have not checked but Cancun is a very popular vacation spot, so there should be nonstop flights to Rio and Buenos Aires.

Use MEX and CUN as gateways, you can book nonstop flights to Bogota or Medellin, Colombia for $617 RT. In MEX and CUN you can have short waits for connecting flights, or if fancy strikes, you can spend a few-day layover in each. Both are nice places to visit cheap:

Multi-city trip Economy $617.

Mon, Mar 25 VivaAerobus 3 HR 25 min TIJNLU Nonstop.

Mon, Mar 25 VivaAerobus 2 HR 15 min NLUCUN Nonstop.

Thu, Apr 4 Avianca 3 HR 25 min CUNBOG Nonstop.

Fri, Apr 12 VivaAerobus 5 HR BOGMEX Nonstop.

Fri, Apr 12 Volaris 3 HR 35 min MEXTIJ Nonstop.

CS, that is not that cheap. With advanced planning in not super busy times, you should be able to get a round trip flight to Colombia for around $200 from Florida, for $300 from the rest of the East Coast and Central USA like Texas, and for $400 from the West Coast. You want a search engine that includes Spirit. I think they have more flights to Colombia than anyone else.

Flight time from Texas to Colombia is pretty much the same as flight time from Mexico City which is around 5 hours. In contrast, Florida is a 2 or 3 hour flight from Colombia and you do not need to deal with Mexican customs.

Most people who fly to Colombia go through Miami or Fort Lauderdale. Thing is Spirit typically has dirt cheap seats available from Orlando and of those three cities Orlando is my preferred transfer city. So if being cheap is your bag, you can pick another low cost carrier like Frontier to get you to Orlando and then take Spirit in to Colombia.

I use skycanner.com to look at fares. I did find going through Mexico was often cheaper when going to Peru, but I have never seen it be cheaper when going to Colombia.

[SlowBlow]

Besides there are tons and tons of airbnbs w / o strict rules, easier to use those if you plan to bring in lots of women. When I'm in real vacas and not working, I rent places without reception, private entry, and bring 2-4 women a day for sport fucking with no issues. Different places exist for diff purposes.

I agree with this, and this is the way I'm leaning. I'the just rather avoid the time wasted, awkwardness, and bullshit of trying to bring a girl into a building with a doorman. I don't care about bribing them either, they can buy their own dinner. Sometimes the listing shows the outside so you know it's not a secured (apart from a locked gate) building. And if they don't mention guests, better to ask for forgiveness than permission. I know a lot of people are hesitant to be in a place without a doorman, but to me it's better, I don't even want to have to make small talk with them even if it's just me there passing by them everyday. Just want to go about my business.

Another thing is these places almost always have other people living there anyway, so if anything really happens you can just make some noise, even though it's unlikely. Just don't drink anything you didn't pour around someone new, simple as that. The place I was at before the secured building even had a business next door with a guard that always has an eye around the corner where I was staying, so that was honestly the best of both worlds.

I've stayed in two places like this. And I'm considering just renting some cheap place, barely furnishing it, and being done with it so I can do what I want for once and all.

But yeah, it's always the nicer buildings in the nice areas that you're going to have trouble.

I've just learned I'm not a street or casa or club type of guy. I'the rather be in my place, relaxed, not thinking about how many people have been in the bed, etc.

[Captain Solo]

Mexico City has the new int airport NLU (AIFA, Aeropuerto Internacional Filipe de Angeles) with 15 K feet runway, combined with the old MEX, both about 20 min taxi ride to Centro. They can handle lots of air traffic and are hubs with lots of cheap flights to South and Central America.

Cancun is one of Mexico's busiest airport, has lots of non-stop flights to various cities in Latin countries, Bogota, Medellin, Panama, Costa Rica ect. I have not checked but Cancun is a very popular vacation spot, so there should be nonstop flights to Rio and Buenos Aires.

Use MEX and CUN as gateways, you can book nonstop flights to Bogota or Medellin, Colombia for $617 RT. In MEX and CUN you can have short waits for connecting flights, or if fancy strikes, you can spend a few-day layover in each. Both are nice places to visit cheap:

Multi-city trip Economy $617.

Mon, Mar 25 VivaAerobus 3 HR 25 min TIJ–NLU Nonstop.

Mon, Mar 25 VivaAerobus 2 HR 15 min NLU–CUN Nonstop.

Thu, Apr 4 Avianca 3 HR 25 min CUN–BOG Nonstop.

Fri, Apr 12 VivaAerobus 5 HR BOG–MEX Nonstop.

Fri, Apr 12 Volaris 3 HR 35 min MEX–TIJ Nonstop.

[MaddTraveler]

Good report. I'm glad you are having fun. The prices in the Santa Fe clubs are quite high on a per hour basis. I similarly got quoted 150 k for un rato and 240 k for 30 minutes, all covered at Troya which I rejected. The girl was hot but it just isn't worth it. For 480 k / hour you can get a semi-pro on seeking. IMO the best value in Santa Fe remains the street girls. If the girl at Troya was an 8, the girl I found on the street was a 7. But I paid the street girl 70 k for a rato with BBBJ and some LFK. I added another 50 k for another 20 minutes which at 120 k was way better value than Troya.

The club atmosphere is nice and the lap dances are cool but as you mentioned, there is no one to complain to for bad service as the girls are independent and can easily move to a new club.

It's a 25 min taxi drive for me to SF, but so worth it each time even w that bad experience in Paisas. The street girls are definitely worth it, some have offered even 50 k for a quickie. I must give credit to club Texas and California which I forgot to mention. Those girls arent the prettiest but they don't really charge for lap dances. But I always tip and some are pretty. If you go early Texas is usually crowded with locals, and the girls are nice. Just go to an outside hotel 10 k instead of inside the clubs since the rooms there arent so clean, at least when I did. 60-70 k for the girl. Same pricing in California late nights. Nearly empty but you can find few gems inside once in a while. Staff is a bit more attentive in those. When I arrive and walked a bit I want to sit and drink, converse, so the clubs are good for that, but again, so many beauties outside. After I chat with the chicas and bought them drinks, if I don't take them to a room I'll tip 20 k min and they seem to be impressed with that. Next time they see me or in the streets it's always titty hugs LOL.

Overalll SF's a good spot to hang and very safe. Something for everyone and for every budget.

[MaddTraveler]

I think you misunderstanding the purpose. It's not to circumvent a buildings rules. It's to force the clear disclosure of what the actual rules are. And while I do suggest it could cause the host to change their rules - that would be so it would be in line with the buildings.

It allowed me to successfully avoid buildings and / or owners with strict rules 100% of the time. And it's allowed me to successfully book airbnbs with super easy / relaxed policies 100% if the time. I've literally had hosts tell me to have fun..

Obviously anyone can do what they want. I wasn't trying to say you're 60 and you assumed I was referring to you. You made a public post in a monger forum, and perhaps many other gents that will follow your instructions and tips will be 60+. No humor these days? That's all that was.

It's pretty simple, just follow and honor someone's house rule is always best. To me respect goes a long way and I don't even have to explain the safety benefits. You were indeed referring to guests, aka WG. Then now you're saying you were not referring to that? All that eloquent writing and word plays to the hosts for nothing? You're using all types of complex explanations to have to lie about colleagues in the area that you don't have. I'm just saying, take from an experienced traveler that never ends well and it's wrong. These hosts and guards aren't slow. They know. Sometimes they want to keep your business and they say nothing, but you didn't play them.

I don't have explain why wrong is wrong do I?

Besides there are tons and tons of airbnbs w / o strict rules, easier to use those if you plan to bring in lots of women. When I'm in real vacas and not working, I rent places without reception, private entry, and bring 2-4 women a day for sport fucking with no issues. Different places exist for diff purposes.

Entonces, I know I know, us Americans are entitled and believe we can manipulate and exploit everything and everywhere, so I get it the attitude.

[DandyMan51]

LOCATION: 3 Weeks in as of yesterday. I chose an Airbnb in the North side close to Suba and Usaquen. Man I'm so impressed. The area is quiet and I'm able to work peacefully. So if you're a digital nomad like me I highly recommend this area especially if you're a couple. I say this bc it's a residential area, many one story homes, retirement homes, apt buildings, stores and restaurants. No bars or clubs in sight. But it works well if you're here to work or want to stay in a very safe area. I get starred at when I walk around and people ask me questions like where I'm from in stores and restaurants, due to no other Gringos around. Police stations or hubs are very visible. Food is also great in tihs area. Lived near Chapinero and Centro before and wasnt as good. One thing I do not see in Medellin is that these homes and apt buildings have live electrical wires around the top of the gates all around, with warning signs "high voltage", LOL, like you'll be electrocuted trying to jump a fence. Security here is insane. But as you all know, for you mongers all that shit can be thrown out of the window if you invite the wrong be in and she drugs your ass LOL. I must register a girl in advance to bring her here and def no working girls.

TOURS: Heck during previous trips I never cared for tours, in fact even during my last 5 months in Medellin I never visited guatape. But some local chic insisted to take me to the Presidential palace, plaza bolivar, la candelaria, few other spots I haven't been to. Shit was fun doing something other making appts with hos and strip clubs.

FAV SPOTS for Non Pros: Since I know couple chicas here incl one from prev trips. Our favorite to-go spot to hang is an area called Galleria, near calle 53rd. This is where you'll find lots of nice bars and restaurants, ex Colombian Pub, nice place to go on a Fri. / sat night to drink and dance, at normal prices I must say. A mid size red label bottle of whisky costs me like 85 k. Obviously you can also go to Zona T, a bit more upscale and much more expensive but I don't go there often except for when my hotel was close to it on prev viaje.

PUTAS: Outside of my couple regular-want to be novias, I've been to the Santa Fe areas few times. I prefer to bang the street chicas, and to me they look nice, dress nice, standing in those garage lobbys. Seen many solid 7/8's. I enjoy them bc I prefer to spend an hour and 150 k is usually enough and I don't do the 50-70 k rato quickies. Maybe it's just me but the quality in SF has gone up with the street chicas, they seem to dress more elegant a bit or it could be during diff hours. But when I walk around I have trouble picking, so many are super hot. Few of them gave me the ride of my life. I usually walk around few laps before I pick, go in the clubs for drinks, then out w a good idea who's going to get it.

In the SF clubs, I had a great experience in Troya w Natalia, looks and smiles exactly like Darcy Lynn from AGT, except the hair color, really no kidding. She was sweet, kisses, and lasted around 15 min 150 k mil a couple weeks back. Honestly one of the tightest and best pussies I've had in that area. She said she was new.

After her I realized most of those clubs charge 140-150 k for only 15 minutes which I find stupid. I never asked for the time prior, and started declining offers after a bad experience last weekend in Paisas. This vennie chic was sitting alone even though the club was full, dudes were looking at me crazy since I sat close to her. I guess they knew I'd fall victim. She at first offered me a dance, 50 K, and when I asked what else she does and how things work she said she only danced. It's possible she didn't detect my gringo accent yet. Bc after I declined, and another girl sat with me drinking, and pulled few hundreds mil pesos bills by accident to pay, she realized I had money and things changed quickly. I told second girl I wasnt interested since started talking too much. Basically told her we'll chat later.

The loner vennie came back laughing, and said she'll go upstairs with me for 140 k. She had a nice body and my ego got to me thinking I was special, she doesn't fuck most dudes, and making exception for me oh yeahh I'm the man. Being stupid and slipped on my game and I fell for hers. As soon as I paid her, then 10 k for room, things changed. She left the door opened wide I layed naked trying to talk to her mesera. I yelled yo close the fucking door and clearly did that intentionally to kill my mood. Then she came spending several minutes cleaning. Who the fuck cleans a condom? I'm thinking she's about the blow me and she said you're ready? Then quickly my shit went soft cause she doest suck dick LMAO. I wish I could tell yall her name to avoid her but forgot. Damn it. Then as we argued a bit someone knocked on the fucking door and she said time's up. I'm sure we were in the room for like 10 minutes, and I'm also sure she told that lady to come knock on the door quicker. No fucking, nothing and she ran out quick before I can put my pants on with my 140 k LOL.

This is partially my fault, especially bc she told me at first she didn't fuck and changed her mind, I should've known and paid attention to that clear flag. But instead I failed to use logic on this one. A good $40 lesson, well worth it, and I laugh still today with buddies about it.

I'd say at least once or twice a year, a good lesson is needed with putas to keep our guard on and remind us that most putas are actual thieves. This is everywhere, except there are some establishments where you can report them and you'd get your money back, or places like the DR where the police is mostly on your side. But in Colombia you'll always be the victim, the cops hate gringos here. The clubs don't give a shit since those girls are independent, plus many times those guys who beg you to go in, I must fight with them to give me back my change after I pay for a drink. Few times I've walked out without doing biz with a girl bc of this. I would pay for my drink and hers and they'd spend over an hour not bringing me my change, like hoping I'd forget it. Obviously this doesn't happen in most controlled casas. But beware.

I'm not cheap nor have money prob, but I'm just someone of principles and I really, really hate when a mfr think I'm stupid trying to take advantage of me. Like my blood will boil and ready to fight. I tip everyone who offers good or normal service, but when those guys try me, I'll leave the girl, I ask rudely for my fucking change and look at them right in the eye and give them no tip and walk out. Physically I'm not superman but I'm not small and I don't look friendly, that keep mfr at their distance no matter where I go. Few nights prior I was chatting a non working chica in the street, she was selling drugs and I simply was trying to get her number and asking her out. Her boss or pimp whatever came yelling at my face, I guess for wasting her time, I'm taller than the little fucker so I walked right to his face and asked him what's his problem. I'm quick to let people know I'm from the streets also and to not confuse me with mr nice guy, but she quickly went to argue w him, made a case for me said I was buying her a drink which I did LOL. She was like a 9, got the digits LOL. Yeah I'm sure he couldve been armed but you can't show street jeets your afraid of them. In my experience the more affraid you appear the quicker of a target you can become, they see you as a chomp.

When I stayed in a hotel in el centro medellin w a buddy that I met there, dude got robbed 3 times within couple weeks near the spot, and same thieves when they see me they just nod LOL. Thing I do is make eye contact, don't show fear, in fact you need to look like you're dangerous yourself, not to be fucked with, or somehow simply don't give the opportunity. (don't have money out, phone, etc). There isn't just one way to stay safe, but everyone who fall victims usually have one thing in common, they were an easy target. Not always, but it's either that or just unlucky. Clearly I'm speaking of solo traveling cause in groups no one will come at you like that. I learned many things being mostly a solo traveler. Even in my so called safe area. When I'm walking around and someone stares at me for more than 10 secs I stare right back at them intentionally till they look away. Like I see you too mfr LOL.

CLUBS / CASAS / MILEROTICS: Visited few other spots closer to me, met couple hotties in Club Sixty Nine. Found that club after I visited a girl from Mileroticos. Luna, 28,120 k for the HR she stays in a hotel in calle 65, same street as Pussy H. Luna had a super tight hole. OMG she was fucking awesome even though she said at first not to touch her pussy and breast. I managed to touch lightly and she didn't mind. Damn that was a great fuck. She was soo good that I decided to walk around a bit to see what's in that area for a second round that eve. Noted several casas nearby, walked in one that only had 3 girls, the boss lady / mesera said she was also on the menu and I fucked her for 50 k, great MILF pussy holy shit. One of the tricks I figured out is that in any area where they have hotels with many girls working, or strip clubs, casas, it means it's a tolerance zone. And if you came to the area for one, all you got to do is walk around and you'll find many others, or guys offering you to go in, handing biz cards, etc. That's how I found club sixty nine close by, 24 HR, prices 150-200 k /30 min-1 HR. Fuck monger maps, use Google maps and type "strip clubs, erotic, erotic masaje, adulto, etc. After you find one club or case, scroll down to see other related places". Also I use ErosMotel close by to meet with some mileroticos / photoprepago chicas.

I'm still researching my next destination / country in coming weeks, till then let the fuckery continue.

Safe Travels!

Good report. I'm glad you are having fun. The prices in the Santa Fe clubs are quite high on a per hour basis. I similarly got quoted 150 k for un rato and 240 k for 30 minutes, all covered at Troya which I rejected. The girl was hot but it just isn't worth it. For 480 k / hour you can get a semi-pro on seeking. IMO the best value in Santa Fe remains the street girls. If the girl at Troya was an 8, the girl I found on the street was a 7. But I paid the street girl 70 k for a rato with BBBJ and some LFK. I added another 50 k for another 20 minutes which at 120 k was way better value than Troya.

The club atmosphere is nice and the lap dances are cool but as you mentioned, there is no one to complain to for bad service as the girls are independent and can easily move to a new club.

[DandyMan51]

I think you misunderstanding the purpose. It's not to circumvent a buildings rules. It's to force the clear disclosure of what the actual rules are. And while I do suggest it could cause the host to change their rules - that would be so it would be in line with the buildings.

It allowed me to successfully avoid buildings and / or owners with strict rules 100% of the time. And it's allowed me to successfully book airbnbs with super easy / relaxed policies 100% if the time. I've literally had hosts tell me to have fun.

It also gave me validation that my reading of the rules, or lack of definition was correct.

There are tons of buildings that are so big that security doesn't even ask or care what you do unless it's like a hot mess. But those outlier situations are the mongers problem. And a hotel wouldn't put up with that. But I'm that same big building , the host might have their own self imposed rules that are worth bending.

So yes, #3 100% has the effect I think it does. Also. I happened to be there for work too and worked from the airbnb. Not that it really matters. I was just pointing out that it didn't have to be true for someone to ask the questions.

No where am I advocating bringing in street girls in for short stays. The topic was in general how to avoid overly strict buildings / owners that don't do a good job of disclosing the policy.

All the other stuff your saying is also on the monger. I don't happen to be 60 and bringing street girls. All under a completely different topic about being discreet when needed.

In general I have noticed a few trends for buildings:

1. If a building requires a card key to go up the elevator, security is relatively lax. I am currently in Bacata and security is quite vigilant since anyone can go up the elevator so they need to be careful. In bulidings that require card access, they know that people can't go up.

2. If the age difference isn't too big, security tends not to notice. They really don't care about you bringing guests, they just want to make sure you don't get hurt or robbed. My last stay in Bogota, the guy in the room next to me was a 30 YO white guy who used to bring chicks in every other day. Never had a problem with the reception.

3. Most buildings don't actually have rules for guests. Most of the rules are set by hosts. I have been in many buildings where one host says I can bring guests but another says I cannot. Security has even told me different things.

4. If you generally look like a local, they can't tell much of a difference. Since Colombians come in all colors, it largely comes down to how you dress.

5. The larger and newer the building, the less likely the reception will recognize or remember you.