Pattaya Reports

[Cdd4100]

I am now in Pattaya. Last night went to Windmill: 4,000 thb bar fine, 4,000 for long time. That's too much for me!

I'm looking for maybe the impossible: an oil massage with he. From a lady under 50 ish and of "normal" weight. I can't find it. I'm looking around Soi Excite, Soi Buhkaew. Maybe the wrong place? Any help would be most appreciated.

[AggieDad1]

Hi guys,

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

When I was working in China for several years I found that about half the people we brought over from either the US or Europe hated the place, and never wanted to return. It wasn't the people or the athe work or the place we stayed. It almost always was the fact that they were so far away from home. I loved China and I love Thailand. I find being on the other side of the world relaxing. If you make the trip the jetlag will only really bother you when you return home. You will be too busy enjoying life to be bothered by the jetlag in Thailand. By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand. Do yourself a favor and spent a couple thousand extra dollars and find out if you will love Asia. If you don't then at least you will know. Safe travels.

[Irish Mongrel]

Hi guys,

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

If you like sightseeing, then there is a lot to do, especially if you have never been to Thailand before. Not too sure about sightseeing in Pattaya as I am just looking at going there for the first time. But Bangkok and the surrounds has plenty of things to pass your time looking at. Temples, markets, boat trips and if anything to do with WW2 interests you, then there's day trips to places like Kanchanaburi (Bridge Over the River Kwai fame) and Hell Fire Pass (that's more for us Aussies). Get onto Trip Advisor and look for things to do and see if it interests you. Spend 6 days in Bangkok doing touristy things and night time fun, then head down to Pattaya and just have fun. That would be my thoughts. Can't talk about Pattaya as haven't been there, just planning, but have been to Bangkok and Phuket (another option for you) a number of times.

[XXL]

Hi guys,

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

10 days is not much considering the endless flight.

Thailand right now might be a good plan if sex while LEGALLY high on cannabis is your cup of tea.

You cannot have a real feel of Thailand (or of any venue) by just looking at videos. They will give you a false impression 50% of the time.

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Secondly, playing on Thai Friendly weeks before coming to Pattaya is pointless.

Just go to Pattaya, walk down the street, and don't overthink it.

Indeed even messaging girls on TF the day before when your are in Thailand is pointless. It is now 10:50 local time and I'm waiting until 13:00 before I try to hook up with a TF girl and tell her to be here at 2pm or 3pm. If I hook up with a girl on TF right now she will have forgotten me by then because there's still 3 hours to go. Three hours is too long for a TF to remember we had an appointment.

[AlgoCreeper4]

5 day vacation in Pattaya-wish I had longer. Arrived Wednesday afternoon after 20 hours of flying. Too excited to rest I hop right over to soo 6 and see my favorite girl and said Hi-ran back to hard rock showered and by the time I got back she had customer so went to Avarice and saw my other favorite sitting- asked her if we can drink. She says she is almost 20-nice plump natural knockers and a really cute face (to me). After a few drinks asked about bar fine which was 1000 - it was still not 6 pm. Offered a high price so I didn't have to pay the drinking game. She quickly gathers her stuff and we walk to Hard Rock. She was a little shy but really nice. CBJ and cowgirl then I walked with her back to soi 6. Next time I come it'll definitely have to be longer. The city does smell bad but god damm so many girls. BTW off topic but the flight attendants in Taiwan are hot as hell. Thank you everyone for all the advice and information.

[Skeif]

Hi guys,

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

[Explorer8939]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience.

First off, compared to Tijuana, Pattaya is heaven.

Secondly, playing on Thai Friendly weeks before coming to Pattaya is pointless.

Just go to Pattaya, walk down the street, and don't overthink it.

[Explorer8939]

Happened to me in Medelln with a college age FB girl. She asked if I have a GF. To not sound like a loser, I told yes I have one. First she judged me pretty bad and then gave a lackluster response experience.

I guess the best response would be to say, I got out of long term relationship and looking for love. LOL.

For short term, always say you are single.

As mentioned before, some ladies are looking for suckers who want a girlfriend, so they try harder.

[Mr Enternational]

How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?

We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?

Any recommendations highly appreciated!

What is so difficult about the question? Would it be difficult if the waitress at the restaurant asked you? Nobody in Pattaya cares about this. There is no satisfying response. They are just making small talk. I would tell them yes and she say I can only give lady 1000 baht.

[KilledSoul]

Depends on the situation. If you want to fuck them, or fuck them again, tell them no I am not married and do not have a girlfriend. You will get better service. If you want them to go away tell them you have a wife and many girlfriends. Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.

Happened to me in Medellín with a college age FB girl. She asked if I have a GF. To not sound like a loser, I told yes I have one. First she judged me pretty bad and then gave a lackluster response experience.

I guess the best response would be to say, I got out of long term relationship and looking for love. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

https://www.facebook.com/WrathBarPattayaSoi6

Healthy Girl on right. 1 day posted.

Never seen her before.

Looks legit 2,000 or if worse comes to worse-40 drinks. LOL. Sorry if I ruin the Market Guys.

Seriously? I wouldn't fuck any of them even for free.

These are the only 2 current girls from that bar I would pitch max 1200 + 400 room + 1 drink. I was chatting with another ISGer last night about learning to up your game amidst all the price hikes from Soi 6 girls. My recommendation.

1. Go to 7-11 buy a cheap bottle of beer. Rise your mouth with it and put some all over your clothes. Keep and carry the bottle with you. Also buy a small chocolate candy bar (revealed why later).

2. Go to ATM and fill your wallet with lots of 1000 baht notes. Preferably at least 20-30 1000 baht notes in your wallet.

3. Now walk up and down Soi 6 pretending to be drunk carrying your beer bottle in one hand while groping on all the girls with your other hand.

4. Intentionally slur your speech. And when the "a girl" tries to pull you in, tell them you have "no money. ".

5. Then flash open your wallet real quick, so she can see it's loaded with cash and that your are "drunk. ".

6. Do this to at least 10-15 bars on your first stroll up Soi 6. Don't forget to burp a bunch and sing to yourself.

7. By the time you hit Beach Road, all the girls you flashed your wallet and cash to will have told the other girls that you are an easy target and drunk. Your will be labeled as the stupid drunk guy with tons of money in your wallet of Soi 6.

8. At Beach Road, run into the bathroom of that shitty pizza place that offers a free flimsy Magherita pizza with any pizza purchase and then hide your money in your socks, only leaving 2000 baht in the wallet.

9. Make a second stroll down Soi 6 backwards and see how many more girls approach you.

10. Settle on one who is better looking and more expensive and while still pretending to be drunk, tell her you only want to drink more and go upstairs with her and maybe bang real fast and then fall asleep.

11. Buy her a drink and you one too. Then tell her to go upstairs for 1000-1200. And afterwards you will want to get more drunk and buy her many drinks. Many many many drinks. Make sure you only say "many" 3 X and no more than 3 X.

12. Go upstairs and do your thing and bang the lying hell out her and yourself.

13. When you are done. And she is showering herself from the filth and bed bugs. Take out your chocolate and wipe it on your underwear.

14. Tell her you have Montezuma's revenge from eating those chicken heart skewers and you need to go.

15. Pay her only 1000 and get out of dodge fast. Tell her your will come back tomorrow and buy her many many many drinks.

16. And next time when you do come back. Draw either a porn mustache on your face or a red dot on your forehead. Pretend that you have an alcoholic twin bother and you have no idea what these girls on Soi 6 are talking about owing girls drinks.

Just my 2 pesos on how to land the more expensive Soi 6 girls for cheaper. Greed is a mf-ker.

[AggieDad1]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

If you are not used to traveling to Asia then plan on taking it easy the first couple of days. The jet lag can be a real *****. Also if you take any kind of sleep medication on the plane to help you sleep take it easy drinking that first night. Not fun waking up in the hallway in your underwear locked out of your room. But the hotel staff has seen it all so they can be really nice about it. I love Asia myself, but it is not for everybody. Pace yourself and try not to over do it. The shear number of bars and doable women can be overwhelming. If Pattaya is not for you there are other places in Thailand that are a little more laid back. Good luck.

[PayForIt]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

You will be in heaven. I'm European and am used to paying €200-€250 per hour for a decent 7 or 8 looking girl. In Thailand you will get a LOT of sex for that €250! As you are retired age and like some experience 100% you should be checking out all of the gents clubs. Fantastic fun. A lot of public nudity by the girls and great facilities for next to nothing. Strip pool competitions (8 ball then your balls!) and you will have more threesomes than you ever dreamed of for less that $60!

I'm there but only for 9 days end of March / early April. Feel free to PM me if you want to hook up. Trust me, I've mongered the World over and once you've experienced the Male Disneyland of Pattaya you'll be addicted too.

[Explorer8939]

Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.

That is mostly, but not 100% true. Not counting the ladies who have Tomboys (there's a lot).

Maybe 10% of bargirls are constantly on the lookout for a young Farang boyfriend with money (also known as a "unicorn" and so avoid Thai men.

Another 10% just want to make money and avoid getting involved with a "boyfriend".

How do you know if a bargirl has a boyfriend? The leading indicator is that they are broke, in spite of obviously making money in the bar. Thai men are expensive in Pattaya.

[Luis2]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?