Pattaya Reports

[Luis2]

Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.

[Nyezhov]

So to get this straight, you paid 500 MORE than the amount you're lecturing me for overpaying!



I always knew we'd end up friends.

Dudes, you are arguing over 500 B.

Thats $14.

I wipe my ass with 20's.

Stop embarrassing yourselves.

[Forty Drinks]

Sir Lance whites great reports.

And you can tell he is having Fun.

Also notice he pays Not Much. He is the Demographic suited for Pattaya.

[Expat American]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.

Please don't go to Asia. You will come back and complain that all you found there were Asian women who you already know you don't find attractive. If you are vegetarian don't go to a steak house. You will surely be disappointed. There have been other posters who are used to LatAm girls who then come back and bemoan how they didn't have a good time. Don't be one of those please. And yes there is BBFS all over the world. Deal with it.

[AggieDad1]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.

Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.

[Explorer8939]

Low Season is coming to Pattaya. It normally starts on April 20.

So, I will be returning in April.

But I will travel during Songkran, I can't handle the idiots throwing water.

[Expat American]

By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand. Do yourself a favor and spent a couple thousand extra dollars and find out if you will love Asia. If you don't then at least you will know. Safe travels.

Did you just say food in Texas is better than Thailand?! What is Texan food anyway? The best food in Texas is actually Mexican. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm excited to be writing this diary, not just as a way to give back to the forum that has helped me so much over the years, but I love to hear feedback from esteemed experts like Mr Enternational, telling me all the things that myself and other people who dare post reports are doing wrong.

You always write great reports full of necessary info.

Sam seemed well and continues to enjoy life in Pattaya, although declared himself skint until he gets his pension windfall later in the year. 'I don't buy lady-drinks any more' he joked, a worrying development as his extravagance with drinks is one of the reasons I enjoy bar-crawling with him as it takes the pressure off me! My chang cost 80 baht.

LOL. I told you! Now both of you can not buy lady drinks yet get the same results as when you did.

[Vendelo]

Hi guys,

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

1) You know you should but you have not RTFF.

2) You've made several trips to Colombia. Twenty two posts with no field reports.

3) And why should we help you?

[Davey1965]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

You will be in heaven for sure. Yes you are almost correct about the working ladies in the USA. The good ones are now pushing 500 and up. Fatties are commanding 300 now and AMPS are getting flooded with 50 yr plus women now.

[Skeif]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.

There are both way more girls and way more activities here than in Medellin. Why do people think that you have to drink alcohol? You do not. The other night me and my buddy (he does not drink either) went all up and down the street fucking with chicks and did not enter one bar until I was finally too thirsty and wanted a club soda.

While I sat there drinking it he went to another bar and fucked a chick for 1400 baht. The girl I was sitting with at the bar ordered 1. 5 liters of kratom tea that she paid 120 baht for on her phone and the guy drove over and delivered it. She had me drinking that shit with her and another girl. I think I spent 50 baht for my club soda and was there 1 hour while my friend was gone.

My friend has spent 2 months in DR before. This is his first time to Thailand. He says fuck DR. He was supposed to leave last Sunday but is having such a blast he is talking about staying 2 more weeks. He has been skeeting inside of chicks like there is no tomorrow. That is why I can not understand guys that make a big deal of this or say it is not common. He is brand new here. Last night I took him to the soapy. Why did he fuck the chick bare and cum inside of her 2 times? He did not even get the soapy! First mf to go to a soapy and skip the soapy part. Amazing. Also he used his credit card in the soapy and the guy waived the 5% fee.

[Cdd4100]

Went to Windmill last night: 4,000 TBH for bar fine, 4,000 for long time. Wow! Still action around the club but most 6-7 IMO.

Question: I'm looking for an oil massage with he with a lady of reasonable weight / height proportions. Any suggestions, especially in the Soi Bukhaew area, would be most appreciated!

[ElMexicant]

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[Mr Enternational]

After a few drinks asked about bar fine which was 1000 - it was still not 6 pm. Offered a high price so I didn't have to pay the drinking game.

There is no drinking game to play. When me and my boy were walking up and down Soi 6 the other night most chicks were down with 1000 baht plus the room. One chick would not budge from 2400 baht for her. The only chick that insisted on a drink being bought said the total would be 1600 baht for her, her drink, and the room. Only 2 chicks told me they do not boom boom and one of those I have known for years.

Just tell them you are there for boom boom, not drink. The shit is point and click. Walk down the street and say how much to go boom boom. Whatever she says, you say 1000 for you and whatever she told you the room costs. Don't make it complicated.

On the issue of filming I saw more Asian ladies walking down the street making videos than men. The bargirls had no problem getting in the videos and taking pictures for guys. I got in one of those chick's videos my damn self.

[Mr Enternational]

I know I should be reading through all the posts for this but I have never been to Thailand only South America and DR. I am thinking of my first trip but aside from the red light district is it worth it? I will have 10 days landed. I am also not a drinker. All I see is bars and girls trying to lure you in for drinks or sex in a concentrated area. I have a Medellin trip planned which I have done several times before but is there a reason (girls, activities) to justify changing my plans and dealing with the jet lag and extra expense?

There are both way more girls and way more activities here than in Medellin. Why do people think that you have to drink alcohol? You do not. The other night me and my buddy (he does not drink either) went all up and down the street fucking with chicks and did not enter one bar until I was finally too thirsty and wanted a club soda.

While I sat there drinking it he went to another bar and fucked a chick for 1400 baht. The girl I was sitting with at the bar ordered 1. 5 liters of kratom tea that she paid 120 baht for on her phone and the guy drove over and delivered it. She had me drinking that shit with her and another girl. I think I spent 50 baht for my club soda and was there 1 hour while my friend was gone.

My friend has spent 2 months in DR before. This is his first time to Thailand. He says fuck DR. He was supposed to leave last Sunday but is having such a blast he is talking about staying 2 more weeks. He has been skeeting inside of chicks like there is no tomorrow. That is why I can not understand guys that make a big deal of this or say it is not common. He is brand new here. Last night I took him to the soapy. Why did he fuck the chick bare and cum inside of her 2 times? He did not even get the soapy! First mf to go to a soapy and skip the soapy part. Amazing. Also he used his credit card in the soapy and the guy waived the 5% fee.