Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

Rare Hot girl alert.

Bella on Kick is trying to get her Channel growing. She seems well off. Owns a Bar and a House.

Kick name not exact Bella but it will lead you in right direkt tion.

What Sets her apart is she really is HOT.

Zondo 41 the Sexpat discovered her on his Channel.

[AlgoCreeper4]

For me 5 days was way too short. Hardly slept or ate. Humidity kicked my ass (I'm from Arizona) . But day 3 went to Roxy bar to find the girl I really wanted to see- Mamasan informed me she was home for the week. God Dammit. Oh well, maybe next time. So bar fined the girl from night one at Avarice again, she's a lot of fun. Perfect natural knockers probably a Cor the cup. Saturday went to Jo lorn and evening tour of sanctuary of truth, so was to tired for boom boom. Went to Roxy anyway to chill with the girls and buy them some drinks, got ones line and told her if bar fine her tomorrow. Quoted me 1500 and 500 for room for upstairs, wanted me to take her and her friend. Declined. Next afternoon went back to Roxy and got her- short girl with big bootie and perfect perky tits, and a lot of fun to hang out with. Definitely going to work overtime to get back here ASAP.

[M3100]

Is there someone who has an extensive experience of soapies? Just curious if the experience is pretty standard across or if some offer a different experience. I have only tried two till now. PP and one at the end of road in the North, can't remember the name. It's a pretty big one.

[Nyezhov]

This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.

Not necessarily. In many cases they will accept less.

[Sir Lancelot]

Macca had a spring in his step when he met me at breakfast. He told me that last night he went back to the small massage shop on Central Pattaya Road and had an oily massage with the girl who he met yesterday. Beforehand we speculated on what kind of extras she'd offer and we agreed it would probably be a handjob but she gave him the full package.

A motorbike pulled up in front of us as I tucked in to my eggs and bacon. There were four women of varying ages squeezed on to it. Three of them got off and they rearranged themselves in a different order behind the driver, making lots of laughter as they did so. I quickly ran out and tried to squeeze a fifth person on without any luck.

In sad news, my trusty Nike original flip-flops I bought from a vendor on a beach in Goa finally fell apart today. I bought a replacement pair from a shop on soi Buakhao for 250 baht.

Macca and I agreed to go and watch a Pattaya FC home match this evening, which gave me several hours to kill. I read for a bit in my room before I got restless and checked Tinder. I'd got a match with a pale skinned girl with big milky natural tits. So far on this trip I've fucked three girls with tiny tits so I couldn't resist. She asked for 1000 baht and was in my room by 2 pm.

Her Tinder photos were from clever angles, mainly just showing off her prize assets in all their glory. When I heard a knock on the door and opened it, I saw a very pleasant, small girl in a floral dress, chubbier than I anticipated but her boobs looked enormous. The sex was good fun. I enjoyed being rode by her, her big jugs slapping me in the face.

Barely had she left the room and I got changed, there was another knock on the door. It was Macca. We wanted to eat before the football and found a nice place called Chomp overlooking soi Lengkee, which sold cheap and tasty rice and noodle dishes.

We got picked up by Mr Chit's nephew outside Charlie Place and he drove us to one of the most magnificent stadiums in world football, Nongprue Municipality Stadium. Joking aside it was a decent 6000 capacity stadium and the atmosphere was great throughout, with the drummers behind the goal not stopping for 90 minutes. Pattaya lost 2-1 to a stoppage time winner from the Ayutthaya striker with the fanciest haircut. Admission was 180 baht.

Right, that's it for the sports news.

I was flying solo tonight and by the time I got back to my hotel it was 9 pm. I decided I wanted to find a nice girl as early as possible and barfine her. I strode purposefully up soi Buakhao, past Nighttown which used to be Booby Trap, where I barfined a pretty Lao girl last year. A few doors along is Rehab, sandwiched ironically between two pharmacies with big 'DRUGS' signs hanging above.

Although I saw some pretty girls on my loop of Tree Town, I found myself at Myth again and bought a drink for a very fresh-faced cutie who spoke as little English as any girl I've met in Asia. When I asked what her name was, she looked to the mamasan for assistance! The mamasan explained it was the girl's first day and she was very nervous.

I did my best to relax her and made her laugh several times, but once I'd exhausted my limited Thai repertoire, out came the games. Normally I find them tedious but on this occasion they worked a treat. Suddenly she was having fun and high-fiving me whenever she beat me, which was most of the time. There was a football match from back home in England I was interested in watching, so I stayed at the same bar for a couple of hours. When I enquired about her barfine she made a gesture that she was on her period, which to be fair seemed genuine as she then asked for my Line details.

It was midnight and I just wanted to find a girl as quickly as possible, so I decided to go for a quick stroll up soi Honey. I saw a pretty girl at Paradise, near the junction with soi Buakhao, but walking up that street is like a game of blackjack, do I stick or twist? I said Hello, to the little cutie I fucked last night but I wanted to find a new girl tonight. I reached 2nd Road and decided I'd walk back down soi Diana and see if I saw anyone to take my fancy and if not I'd get a massage with the girl at Paradise.

But it didn't work out like that. I saw a tall skinny black girl on soi Buakhao. I've previously noticed black freelancers lingering but they tend to fall under the big black mama category, with big breasts bursting out of their tight dresses. This girl was very different. She was pretty and was wearing an elegant dress that showed off her perfect figure. After exchanging pleasantries I asked how much. She asked for 1500 but accepted 1000. She was 22 and from Nigeria. When she undressed in my room I knew I was in for a good time, she had jet black skin and a perfect figure with big natural boobs. She gave me a very skilful porn-style blowjob, then we had an energetic session with lots of positions.

It was a good end to an interesting day. I love the bars in Pattaya but there's plenty of freelancers around too, on dating apps or walking the streets, looking to part farang from their hard-earned cash.

[Sir Lancelot]

I repeat BEER BARS are 1000 + 500 barfine before midnight. It's less after midnight.

This is just factually incorrect. I agree lots of bars on Myth have a 500 barfine but at some it's 700 and at at Area 52 it's 1200 or 800 after 10 pm. Similarly on Tree Town some bars are higher than 500, Ass 95 is 700 for example.

When I hear sweeping statements like yours, that it's 1000 for all girls, it means one of two things. Either you're just plucking the low hanging fruit or, more likely, it's just bravado on your behalf. It only takes a shred of common sense to realise that pretty girls will charge more than older, uglier girls. It's naive to suggest otherwise.

[Werqweq]

Look how much I have to suffer coming to Thailand. It's about 10 levels down on girl's looks from where I hobby in Osaka. Of course the price differential between top end Japanese girls and Soi 6 girls is almost beyond comprehension.

Bar none the best bang for your buck with pretty unaffected girls is Jakarta. Then Vietnam but a totally different game if you want top bar girls.

Interesting reading about Jakarta from a senior brother. Will be spending a month or two in Bangkok this summer, so perhaps visiting Jakarta some days for a change of scene would be interesting, as I've never been there. Will probably visit Japan again too, but for the food rather than expensive hookers.

[ElMexicant]

The lovelies from a Soi 6 Bar. They all asked for 1000 on the last trip. We declined. But good luck to others! By the way, somebody pointed me to YouTube. Now I clearly understand why one is just happy to get anything at any price. Happy Hunting.

[Vendelo]

This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.

I typically dress nice, but will reconsider since what you wrote, makes sense. Its not like I'm seeking a girlfriend / wife.

[Forty Drinks]

If you want to see what's available in Pattaya check out Mr sins on kick livestream.

He puts real girls on Cam. Just everyday girls that are available to us. Very representative of what's available.

I'm sure many would go for 1,000 or even Less. LOL. Hahaha.

[Forty Drinks]

We are living in a strange world. In BKK section guys think high end 10,000 girls are into Anal Rimming.

In Pattaya we have two lower end paying guys arguing over 500 baht over Ugly Girls.

Yes there I said it. 1,500 and below you will have girls Chomping at your feet for a Bargine. All Unattractive in multiple ways. Some Unattractive like you wouldn't believe.

[ElMexicant]

Personally, I've never been there. I think I may have walked by there with a couple of other guys to check out all the bars. They do have a Facebook for Area 52. Interesting looking set of girls / non-girls that work there. Not my taste. But I can see why somebody else would want to buy a big titty "gender unknown" a drink or two. It's hot out and people do get thirsty. As long as you have fun, your personal choice is all good to me. Just make sure you pay the going rate of 1000 for a beer bar (person) and no more. I repeat BEER BARS are 1000 + 500 barfine before midnight. It's less after midnight and not 1500 or 2000. No drinking games. By the way only Coke Zero! Which is the best Coke EVER!

P.S. : Do your homework and find out the going rate and stick to that. Don't be like my buddy that visited Pattaya for the first time. And when he exchanged cash at a TT Exchange booth, he gave a 20 baht tip, because there was a tip box. I asked him why and he replied "it's only 20 baht. " Oh yeah, but that still doesn't explained why you are tipping a money exchange worker. Because there was a box that said tip? Really, I think some people forgot how to "think. ".

[Mr Enternational]

After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.

This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.

[Sir Lancelot]

My friend Macca arrived in Pattaya this morning. We met at my favourite breakfast spot, Sports Lounge overlooking soi Buakhao where my full English cost 179 baht. It was good to catch up. He arrived a few days later than me because he found a great deal on a flight but it included a two day stopover in Shanghai. It rained both days he was there, so he was glad to see some sunshine at last.

He's staying at Centara Nova, a four star hotel nearby. I was interested to see it, so we walked to the end of soi Buakhao, turned right on to Central Pattaya Road, then left on to Pattayaklang 12. His hotel is located shortly up this road but if you follow it to the end it comes out directly opposite soi 6. The hotel seemed nice and his room, costing about 1100 a night was a step up from mine, although he told me was woken at 5 am this morning by a cockerel outside.

We decided to go for a foot massage. Macca got an attractive 25 year old with a sexy body, I think I got her mum. Her saggy boobs flopped on to my feet when she leaned forward to massage my thighs and tried to upsell her services. The massage cost 150 baht for an hour.

After a quiet afternoon Macca and I met in Annie Jacks at 6. 30 pm. We had a hassle-free drink inside the bar, watching girls try to weave their magic on guys walking down soi Buakhao. There were some pretty girls and no lady-drink pressure at all, my kind of bar. They have a two tier barfine system of 1200 or 600 after 11 pm. I suspect not many of the pretty ones will be left at that point though.

I bought a drink for a girl at Area 52 who had big tits. So far on this trip I've fucked two girls and both of them barely had any tits at all, so I was looking to find some curves tonight. She was nice enough but conversation was a little difficult, then she dropped her sang som and the glass smashed all over the floor, which nearly caused the mamasan to have a seizure. My girl mopped the mess up before going to stand at the front of the bar again.

I walked Macca through Tree Town and around Myth to give him a taste for the place and then he wanted to see an old favourite place of his, Papagayo on soi Diana. En route I started getting severe stomach cramps. I was near my hotel so rushed back. I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast apart from a packet of crisps so I'm not sure what caused it. 20 minutes later I headed out again, hoping to catch Macca at Papagayo but he wasn't there or any of the nearby beer bars.

I still wasn't feeling 100% so considered calling it a night but decided to go for a quick walk up soi Honey to see if anything could tempt me. In the year since I was last in Pattaya, this street has got it's act together. It still has the seedy massage shops but now has a series of bars with some younger girls sat outside.

A cute girl flashed me a big metallic smile outside one of the bars so I took her inside for a drink. I would normally divulge the name of the bar in my diary as I think information like that adds value to the report and may help people find bars and venues for their own trip. [Deleted by Admin]

I assumed the girl would quote me a barfine price but she told me the room upstairs would be 500, so essentially these bars have the same setup as soi 6. She added that her cost was just 1000 baht. She led me up two sets of stairs to a room with a view, overlooking the bustling soi LK Metro. We waved to the people below before she closed the curtains.

'I no blowjob' she said when we lay naked next to each other on the bed. That was to be the only drawback of an otherwise excellent session though. We fucked in multiple positions, the highlight of which was spooning her hard from behind, her head flung back as I held her small tits. She rode me Asian cowgirl, both feet planted on the bed, long hair falling on to my chest, until I came. We both showered and she asked for my Line before I had chance to get hers.

It was midnight so I decided to head back to my hotel. I popped in to the 7 Eleven directly opposite the entrance to soi LK Metro for some snacks and noticed there were three girls wearing silk dressing gowns with logos of the gogo bars they work at, buying snacks. The bars prohibit girls giving their Line details inside the bar but maybe lingering inside this particular 7 Eleven could be a good tactic for getting their details, to try to arrange an afternoon meet without having to pay the exorbitant barfine prices.

[TooDirty]

After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.