Pattaya Reports

[Ulalaulala123]

Thanks for the replies and advice. Unfortunately today was not my day. Initially I was thanking my lucky stars that a young 21 yr good looking chick is finally coming to meet. She was not budging from 2000 baht so I agreed. But alas, my excitement was soon going to turn into a big disappointment.

1st red flag was she bypassed reception. I had asked her to come to lobby and message me but she directly went to elevator and asked for my floor and room number. I thought she might have submitted her ID and then came up. I realised what she did when there was no call from reception after she left.

2nd red flag. The moment she entered the room she had a mood off face. So much that I asked her if she is tired or drunk but she replied in negative. When I tried to kiss she was pushing me away saying my beard hurts her. Tried to kiss boobs, got same response. Started with boom boom but within 3 minutes says you are hurting me I won't continue. Left for shower, came back and started wearing clothes. I told her atleast finish with hand, she looked at me with a very angry look. To be honest throughout her short stay she did not smile even once and kept murmuring things in Thai. I thought better not to escalate the situation and handed over the agreed 2000 baht which she gladly accepted.

While leaving she says good bye with a smile. I said I am not happy she didn't even acknowledge it, just opened the door and left. Wow, just wow!

Sometimes I wonder maybe it's better that such rotten girls don't agree to meet us!

[Mogwai]

What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.
Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!

Change your headline to "In Pattaya now". Works for me anyway. I get more messages since I put this in my headline, when I'm there.
The reason is that the girls get many messages from men that don't have boots on the ground (yet).

And yes, average and below average lookers are messaging the most. But every now and then (and sometimes even quite often, it's very unpredictable) I get a message or a like from an above average girl, and that makes it all worthwhile.

[XXL]

What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.

Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!

Popular profiles are often little short of being scams. I'm sure some are ghost profiles (men hiding behind girls' pics?).

Look at the TF girl below. I had that girl coming to my room once. She was ten years older that her pic. She is regularly "popular" on TF with the very same picture. I'm sure she has zero repeat clients.

Another one who often makes it into the popular chart is one that goes by the name Kaewkiss (you can look her up). She went as far as giving me her Line once but then all I could get from her on Line were some "hi's" and "hello's". I'm sure if I'd got her to agree to meet me she would have stood me up.

I no longer pay any attention to "popular" profiles on TF. To me they've become a no-no.

As to getting messages only from non-lookers, join the club. Note that if and whenever you manage to get a decent-looking one to reply, getting her to ACTUALLY come instead of wasting your time is anything but guaranteed.

[Mr Enternational]

What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.

Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!

First off, popular profiles is a scam. They do that to get you to pay. Still well worth paying for me living here. I get a yearly subscription.

Second, it does not matter what you write because nobody reads profiles. Just like most things in life it is a numbers game. I have said many times and shown many examples here how messing with these women is like herding cats.

You just have to roll with the box of chocolates theory. You never know what you are going to get. And in the case of TF you never know when you are going to get it.

The other day I met a new girlfriend (no money required) on TF. She works at a massage shop. I invited her to see that new Korean flick Exhuma that I planned on seeing. Movie started at 1230 the next day. I hit her up at 10:30 asking if she was getting ready. No answer. I called no answer. 12 pm I did the same. 12:15 she called me back saying she just woke up and had to get in the shower. We arrived at the movie at 12:40. It was her first time ever in life going to see a movie by the way. She said she probably would have never showed up (due to being scared), but I mentioned going to a movie and it piqued her interest.

During the movie she kept saying how hungry she was. I gave her money to go get popcorn. That was not enough. Eventually she had to leave to go get food. She came back just as the credits started rolling.

We went to my room after the movie and she tried to tear my clothes off. Later that evening we went to eat at Theprassit market before going back to my place. She cuddled on me the entire night and I woke up in the morning to my dick in her mouth.

Thai Friendly is like fishing dude. You can have one on the hook and think you are reeling it in, just for it to jump off the line for no apparent reason. Then all of a sudden you can get a big catch when you are not expecting it. So do not get yourself set on one particular chick. I have deleted (on Line) way more than I have met over the years. I have not met chicks until years after our initial TF contact. That is how it was with the hair stylist in Bangkok that I travel with now. Met her on TF during covid and for some reason she would never come to Pattaya. Finally came 1 year ago after so much teeth pulling. Now she can not get enough of me. Numbers game.

[Ulalaulala123]

What's the modus operandi for TF. I updated my headline as "looking for short time 1500 baht" as suggested by one monger here. Lots of chicks showing interest but only few are good looking and they are not replying to messages. Only average lookers are messaging.

Even upgraded to premium to chat with the "popular" profiles but they are also not viewing messages!

[EihTooms]

Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).

Gonorrhea

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/le...-sex/gonorrhea#text=Yes%2 see%20 there's%20 such%20 a%20 thing, that%20 doesn't%20 go%20 away.

People usually get gonorrhea from having unprotected sex with someone who has the infection. Gonorrhea is spread when semen (cum), pre-cum, and vaginal fluids get on or inside your genitals, anus, or mouth. Gonorrhea can be passed even if the penis doesnt go all the way in the vagina or anus.

The main ways people get gonorrhea are from having vaginal sex, anal sex, or oral sex. You can also get gonorrhea by touching your eye if you have infected fluids on your hand. Gonorrhea can also be spread to a baby during birth if the mother has it.

More friendly reminders not to accept a BBBJ, engage in DATY without placing a dental dam (small plastic sheet) between your mouth and her vagina or touch your eye or your mouth after touching the vagina or mouth of your partner.

I assume you did not carelessly engage in any of those activities but only inserted your penis into. 3 girls' vaginas without a condom, even if not all the way in, as was the limit of your reminder here, right?

[Mr Enternational]

Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.
Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.

LOL. I was going to hit you up about that. There is building going on in the old spot on Buakhao but it is taking forever. So I decide to look on google maps for Surprise and was definitely "surprised" to see it had moved up Sukhumvit. The place is a chore to get to now (15 minutes from me). I do not think I will be going.

One thing I have definitely learned being here all these years is that Thais don't understand real estate / business 101. Location, location, location. I have known some Thais to open their businesses in the most obscure locations where it will never see any traffic. Surprise's new location will see plenty of traffic. Unfortunately the traffic will be passing it going 80 kph towards the direction of Bangkok. The joke is on them. Really dumb business move.

[LittleBigMan]

I went to exchange money yesterday morning and there was a late 40's early 50's Thai lady in front of me. I used to date the manager at the exchange place many years ago but she was not there at the moment. The lady who was there was not being much help to the lady in front of me, so she let me go in front of her. The lady said she was trying to change her money to Euro. She showed me the bank app in her phone where she had 350,000 baht. (Yeah do not think it is the 20 year old slim chick in a gogo that is making all the money around here.).

She wanted to transfer the baht from her bank to the exchange place. I was thinking that she was getting ready to travel or something. But she explained to me how she had lost money before and did not want it to happen again. I was thinking that some of her money went missing from the bank.

But no. For some reason she is comparing her Thai Baht to Euro thinking she is losing money when the Euro goes up against the baht. It was weird. Lady you are in Thailand using Thai baht. The euro has shit to do with anything that you do in life. I do not think she would even get the message if she changed all her money to euro and the euro happened to go down against the baht effectively leaving her with less baht. She just sees the euro as better for some reason.

You should have turned her on to WISE!

Government schools you have to wonder what they teach them. My useless daughter in law has a Thai Master degree in Accounting yet recently she couldn't even add up in her head 69-31 without a calculator.

Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.

The flyer indicated it was on Sukhumvit 44/44, there is no such SOI, 44, was all the way North, near the boxing ring prior to Covid the large Muag Thai boxing ring before Pattaya Klang. Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.

Sat. My brother wanted to know the new location so I said you buy I fly. The time was like 5 pm when we pulled up. She was happy to see me I asked her Sabai Dee hows business I thought she was going to cry! A sign even that early she could only muster up two large orders of ribs I don't see them being there long cheap rent or not, unless you know of them cars are flying by at 100 KM / H.

This is pretty much Business and common sense 101 here in Thailand.

[Turgid]

Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).

You are a very rare poster - an honest barebacker.

[Forty Drinks]

P.S. If you buying house in issarn for doi6 girl then yes Floodung become an issue.

[Forty Drinks]

Don't be Soft. Weather should be number 77 on reasons not to come to Thailand.

[Forty Drinks]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

With all the members claiming Bareback is easy I'm nit Surprised.

Agogo girls look just like Beach Road girls more often than not.

[Ulalaulala123]

Had a nice session in sabai dee today. While leaving decided to check out the food stalls in central marina just in front of sabai dee.

Couldn't help but notice so less number of customers compared to the food stalls. Just wondering what they do if their stock doesn't get sold? Keep trying to sell everyday till it rots?

[Explorer8939]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

Gogo girls are just as likely to infect you as any other lady in Pattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?