Pattaya Reports

**Expat American** · 04-03-24 08:12

Originally Posted by CoolieHigh [View Original Post]

Yeah it sounds like you lack imagination or inspiration for that matter. Theres plenty of post for newbies and vets to see what places cost and how much are the ladies, as well as the cost for lady drinks and blah blah blah. You see his post are remnants from the Old School ISG (15-20 yrs ago) when monger gents took time out of their day to tell you more then logistics. They told you a story. How they move thru the city, how the girls interacted with you and vise versa. Basically the "intangibles of life" that most members fail to post about anymore. Hes giving you the full flavor of the city. And because of his perspective it gives newbies a greater all around sense of what to expect when they travel there besides the general X / O's of cost etc.

So easy up on the haterade and instead go grab yourself a cup a joe, add a tequila shot to it, ease back on your lazy boy chair, relax and read his adventures as he shares his stories on how he finds his new freak of the week while navigating thru the concrete jungle we call Pattaya.

Cus one thing for sure I rather be online reading his adventures then looking at daily news from me and/or your hometown where constant negativity reigns supreme AND then afterwards go view the constant garbage off of tik tok / onlyfan hoes that filter their face and body so much that you wouldve thought you watched a retarded Grimlock with fake tits twerk in a dress.

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

**SoberHans69** · 04-03-24 06:22

Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

**Forty Drinks** · 04-03-24 05:52

Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Be careful applies to Bars. Not unusual for Hooligans to get Beaten over who knows what.

If you are Chill safety shouldn't even be an Issue. If you are in a desolate area and see 3 teens coming your way you most likely won't be Robbed or Beaten.

On the other Hand be careful walking, Thailand is not Walker friendly.

**Tlito** · 04-03-24 05:44

Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

Hi Mate.

I see there is a Bar Crawl every Thursday leaving Maggie Mays (my favourite by the way) from 1 pm. Just go on Google and put in gents clubs Pattaya. Have a read.

Cheers.

**Gabacho** · 04-03-24 05:23

Originally Posted by LoveItHere [View Original Post]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

I'm. Thinking I may be interested in visiting Pattaya bro. Would you say it is as good as Medellin? Is 1000 to 1500 baht the going rate? What about condoms? Are they required or just optional? Or just up to you if you want to use one?

**Explorer8939** · 04-03-24 05:01

Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Thailand is just about the safest country in the world. Except Soi 6/1 in Pattaya, have to watch your back there.

Sir Lancelot's posts are super. But posts about other posters are worthless. Please post about the ladies, not other men.

Speaking of ladies, I exported a Pattaya bargirl to Phuket and am enjoying her company. She has lots of stories about stupid mongers throwing money at her.

**TwatHunter** · 04-03-24 04:57

Originally Posted by Tlito [View Original Post]

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

**Tlito** · 04-03-24 04:23

Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.

**TwatHunter** · 04-03-24 03:53

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

**Forty Drinks** · 04-03-24 01:46

Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]

I suspect that many readers who were heretofore hesitant about visiting Pattaya are, after reading posts of Sir Lancelot's 2024 visit, now all gung ho for a Pattaya rollick.

This is the Problem. Guys will think the Sir is getting Hotties off the street for 1 k-1. 5 k.

So not True.

NRT to Pattaya on Air Asia X yesterday.

What a collection of Hit Girls. Air Attendant s. 5 out of 6 of them would be Top Girl on Walking Street. The 6th would give Soi 6 girls a run for their Money. Maybe she was MamaSan on the Plane.

Had to be discreet in Oogling them. LOL.

Not sure if they could control Rowdy Customer s though or Blast open a Door in aan Emergency.

But my god they were Hot.

Kicker. I swear I paid $218. Might have been my best airfare Ever.

**Turgid** · 04-03-24 00:36

I suspect that many readers who were heretofore hesitant about visiting Pattaya are, after reading posts of Sir Lancelot's 2024 visit, now all gung ho for a Pattaya rollick.

**Coolie High** · 04-02-24 11:09

Originally Posted by LoveItHere [View Original Post]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

Yeah it sounds like you lack imagination or inspiration for that matter. Theres plenty of post for newbies and vets to see what places cost and how much are the ladies, as well as the cost for lady drinks and blah blah blah. You see his post are remnants from the Old School ISG (15-20 yrs ago) when monger gents took time out of their day to tell you more then logistics. They told you a story. How they move thru the city, how the girls interacted with you and vise versa. Basically the "intangibles of life" that most members fail to post about anymore. Hes giving you the full flavor of the city. And because of his perspective it gives newbies a greater all around sense of what to expect when they travel there besides the general X / O's of cost etc.

So easy up on the haterade and instead go grab yourself a cup a joe, add a tequila shot to it, ease back on your lazy boy chair, relax and read his adventures as he shares his stories on how he finds his new freak of the week while navigating thru the concrete jungle we call Pattaya.

Cus one thing for sure I rather be online reading his adventures then looking at daily news from me and/or your hometown where constant negativity reigns supreme AND then afterwards go view the constant garbage off of tik tok / onlyfan hoes that filter their face and body so much that you wouldve thought you watched a retarded Grimlock with fake tits twerk in a dress.

**Sir Lancelot** · 04-02-24 09:21

The plan this afternoon was to have another ThaiFriendly meet. I'd chatted yesterday with a pretty 20 year old with pigtails and we'd agreed for her to come to my hotel at 2 pm. I sent her a confirmation message at breakfast but she didn't reply. 2 pm came and went without any contact so I turned my attention elsewhere, exchanging messages with several other candidates. A few girls tempted me but suddenly I had a dawning realisation, why spend 1500 on what is essentially a blind date, when you can window shop on soi 6 for a similar amount?

I was just about to step out of my hotel at 4 pm when my Line pinged. It was the ThaiFriendly girl apologising profusely. She claimed that she'd fallen asleep.

I took the baht bus up 2nd Road and stepped on to soi 6 at 4. 20 pm. It was a hot afternoon and lots of the girls on the right hand side of the street (where generally the prettier girls can be seen) were sheltering inside their bars. I saw two girls I'd fucked a few weeks earlier. I gave them a wave but kept walking as I wanted to find my 40th girl of the trip.

I reached one of the popular bars towards the Beach Road end of the street and went inside for a drink. It's amusing that LoveItHere criticised my reports yesterday for having no useful information as I never name the bars, because I used to do exactly that until the class clown ElMexican't started trying to post photos of the girls I fucked. As a result I'm having to redact a lot of information because of one man's trolling.

But what I will say is that it's a bar I fucked a gorgeous girl at earlier in the trip. She was there today too, stood on the street in front of the bar trying to cajole customers inside. She looked great. Tall and slim, dark skin with a beautiful face. I had to pinch myself to think I'd fucked this same girl only a few weeks earlier.

But I had my eyes set on another girl, sat on a stool opposite, vaping away. She was small and skinny and very cute indeed. I bought her a drink and she was exactly the type I go for. Her English was limited but her friend sat opposite told me she was 18 and it was her second day. She had a funny sense of humour and enjoyed showing off her eyebrow gymnastics.

The room was 400 and although the girl asked for 2000 baht, she accepted 1500. Young pretty girls will aim for 1500 or 2000 these days on soi 6.

She led me upstairs. The rooms are always dark and shabby with cartoon characters on the bedding. I showered first and then lay on the bed expectantly as she had her turn. When she was drying herself off she was very small with tiny, almost non-existant tits.

However, despite only being 18 she surprised me with a very assertive and enthusiastic performance.

For a start, she crawled on top of me and kissed me passionately, sticking her tongue down my throat while rubbing her bald pussy against my dick. Then without prompting she crawled down and gave me a really good blowjob that belied her tender years. I slipped a condom on and fucked her gently but I misread her somewhat as when she was on top she really went for it, riding me for all she was worth. I sat up on the edge of the bed and she thrust her hips in to mine, groaning frantically, showering me with kisses, until she came.

Sorry to talk about sex on a sex forum. I know it upsets some prudes.

The down side of pursuing young and innocent types is that sometimes the girls can be timid but this girl was a tiger. She gave a 10/10 performance and was one of the best girls of the trip.

After devouring a tasty plate of spaghetti bolognese at Dre restaurant on soi Lengkee, I spent a few hours relaxing in my room. I considered arranging a ThaiFriendly meet but got itchy feet and decided to go for a walk around the bars instead.

It's my penultimate day of the trip so inevitably I started to see pretty girls pop up at bars that had previously failed to deliver. There was a nice looker outside what had previously been the erroneously named Pretty Bar on Tree Town and a sexy girl at 89 Bar, next to Piss Stop.

Generally Myth Night has disappointed me on this trip. Although it's great to see a new complex like this opening, a lot of the bars are still quiet and most of the girls are older. You see lots of chicks it's hard to believe ever get a customer. However if you're patient there are a small number of decent lookers and I ended up buying a lady-drink for a skinny girl who was a lot of fun.

After ten minutes she started a video call and introduced me to her Mum and Dad! It was awkward as I didn't know what to say. 'Your daughter is very sexy, I look forward to fucking her' seemed somehow inappropriate to my potential future in-laws. Although it was awkward, it was flattering that the girl felt comfortable enough to introduce me to her loved ones.

I decided to pay the barfine but when I asked her how much for her, she said 'up to you'. After jokingly settling on a price of 100 baht (which I'm sure the village elders here on this page will still claim is too much) we took the baht bus along soi Buakhao and walked back to my hotel from the top of soi Lengkee.

The sex was a slow-burner. At first I thought she was going to pass out as she'd clearly had a lot to drink. Eventually she remembered what she was in my room for and began poking my dick as if to say 'wake up'. It wasn't the sexiest of foreplay but fortunately I didn't need need much encouragement and the sex that followed was very enjoyable.

She was the polar opposite of the soi 6 girl earlier. In the bar she came across as a firecracker, confident and assertive, yet she was shy in the bedroom, riding me in an inexperienced manner. The soi 6 girl on the other hand was only 18 but fucked me like a pornstar. Sometimes appearances can be deceptive.