Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

...We went to the park with the fat lady statues and took a few pics. ...

You don't know where things are. You can go again around 4 PM or before noon, walk further inside find the white church Veracruz That is where you can find them. When you leave, it will be the opposite direction, go straight and walk across the street and turn right at the light. You will find two strip clubs. You should be able to see the big rabbit ear sign from the park, or google Conejitas.

[Coolie High]

In closing. My years in Colombia have been some of the best of my life. I have become closer to God learning true religious culture. I have fucked literally 100's of women, had 3-somes, 4-somes, 5-somes, and FAR more once with 23 girls + me in a place in Guatape. The smell of vagina was HEAVENLY and one of my best memories in life.

So I was going to be that guy and re-post that long quality post again that YyzTravel put up a few pages back because to be honest it still reaIly deserves honorable mention BUT what I want to ask is could you tell the story of how you wounded up being around 23 females and you. And you smashing ALL 23💪. To have that type of stamina is amazing as I too have a VERY high sex drive but to coordinate and bring together 23 females for you pleasure is MOST Impressive.

Hell me and brother Grownman1 tried to setup a 10 woman smash-a-thon for my return to DR a couple years ago and it was a logistic nightmare😳. We wounded up with only 5 ladies coming over and had a blast but if GM1 wasnt there to help coordinate everything I wouldve been screwed.

[Mr Enternational]

I went to Medellin to mess around with some chicas, but from 12 pm tp 8 pm its no chicas around. I try calling some over during the day. But only 1 out of 4 showed up.

Day time casas and downtown chicks. Night time strip clubs and parque lleras chicks. Any time facebook chicks, mileroticos, other online sites. You didn't even go to New Life? Did you guys do any research before the trip?

[Wkahddl2]

Hello brothers around the world!

I'm a Korean planning a sex tour of Central and South America! I think I'll probably fly into Medellin next week!

So can you give me some tips and nightlife hotspots?

I've seen a lot of YouTube videos of women with huge asses wearing leggings and jeans in dense areas like squares. Can you point me to those areas? Are all women dressed in slutty clothes working girls? I want threesomes I also want information of threesomes girls with good teamwork.

Lastly, I'm Asian and in Asia we don't do waxing Is it true that waxing has been popularized in the West and especially in South America? Do chika hate it if you have hair? Do I have to go get waxed I don't want it to hurt meow.

[Gabacho]

I went to Medellin to hook up with the ladies. None really to be found during the day in parque lleras. I wen to the mall, I ate at different resaurants, I don't drink coffee, I didn't do the cable car, I don't know any chica the well to go outside towns of Medelin (my first time in Colombia), I did walk around centro and I didn't get a massage.

I went to Medellin to mess around with some chicas, but from 12 pm tp 8 pm its no chicas around. I try calling some over during the day. But only 1 out of 4 showed up.

If all you want is chicas then just go to plaza botero during the daytime hours, problem solved. There is nothing to be afraid of there just use your common sense and you will be fine.

My very first visit to Medellin I went to Botero and no one killed me.

[Gabacho]

I never knew Medellin has waterpark LOL. I would definitely check that out with a chica.

What's anything to see and visit in Bello? I heard a lot of people talked about that place all the time but also one place that I have never visited.

Yes they have several water parks, aeroparque Juan Pablo is the closest and easiest to get to. Another one called parque de las aguas is about 40 minute drive to the north near Barbosa or Girardota, I've been to that one once.

There is a lot in Bello. I personally like riding the metro to the end at niquia and going to the mall there called Centro Comercial Puerta del Norte. It has a movie theater inside and a lot of good places to eat including a mcdonald's and a KFC as well as some more upscale more expensive restaurants. And popsy ice-cream too which I highly recommend. I actually spent some time in Bello recently. I was going to post a report about it when I went there one night and met up with the friend of this chica yoxemily that I fucked there in 2023. And I spent several hours there in Bello walking thru their parks and their cathedral and went to a 3 hour hotel with the Chica and had a great session. I ended up not posting the report tho because I have alot of haters here who talk shit to me when I post reports like my last Bogota report for example.

But anyways there is lots of stuff to do in Medellin. Enjoy.

Gabacho.

[Rahsta]

Do the touristy stuffs first, Go to gym, chill in the park, take a chica out to the mall, try different restaurants, try coffee shops, ride the cable car, take a day trip with a chica to outside towns of Medelln, walk around in El Centro, try the Casas, get a legit massage from spas, invite your favorite chica to hangout at your place during the day.

And the list goes on just have to plan better.

I went to Medellin to hook up with the ladies. None really to be found during the day in parque lleras. I wen to the mall, I ate at different resaurants, I don't drink coffee, I didn't do the cable car, I don't know any chica that well to go outside towns of Medelin (my first time in Colombia), I did walk around centro and I didn't get a massage.

I went to Medellin to mess around with some chicas, but from 12 pm tp 8 pm its no chicas around. I try calling some over during the day. But only 1 out of 4 showed up.

[Rahsta]

Did you end up going to the 5 dollars place by Pelourinho? You can go to El Centro to do the same during daytime. The quantity and quality are better with much smaller ass. Then you can go to the Centro strip clubs in the evening. That should occupy some of your time. It can be boring if you are just here on vacation. Have you tried asking the girl you met at night to come during daytime?

I did not know about the $5 spot in Pelourinho. What is it? I wanted to goto El Centro during the days, but we didn't know exactly the area where all the casas are. We did goto centro. We went to the park with the fat lady statues and took a few pics. We walked around and brought some souvenirs. I like females fat assess. I ask four different girls that I meet in parque lleras to come by during the day. Only one showed up. The other 3 never came, they all had different excuses, but they all hit me up hours after the time they where suppose to show up asking do I want to still see them. These girls are unreliably.

[Rahsta]

Energy Spa is only about one Metro stop away from the one you get off for Comuna 13. I would combine these for a single trip. Going to do the same thing with New Life spa and back on the Metro to do the cable cars up to Parqe Arvi. Add on stops to eat, why wouldn't that help fill a day? Back to hotel by mid to late afternoon for a nap before dinner time. Just have to plan things out in order not to get bored, that's all.

My wingman who has been to Medellin a few times didn't want to goto centro without a guide, he says its too dangerous to walk around as a foreigner. I wanted to go during the day, but we didn't know exactly where all the casa are.

[ElSexoChino7]

Daytime Activities:

I recommend Comuna 13, Parque Arvi, Guatape (bus from terminal del norte), The town of Caldas (ride metro to La Estrella, take bus that days "metro caldas" Parque Explora aquarium and planetarium, Aero parque Juan Pablo (watersides and swimming pools, I've gone 3 times with 3 different chicas), Various museums (there are 2 in the Botero Plaza area), California Buffet (ayura metro station), check out Itagui and Envigado in the south and Bello (yes I said Bello) in the north.

Medellin why sus alrededores have much to offer, if you're bored here it's due to your own lack interest.

-Gabacho.

I never knew Medellin has waterpark LOL. I would definitely check that out with a chica.

What's anything to see and visit in Bello? I heard a lot of people talked about that place all the time but also one place that I have never visited.

[ElSexoChino7]

Then you can go to the Centro strip clubs in the evening.

Can you give me a list of a good Centro strip clubs? As I have only been to La isla and Fase dos. What's the price of girls there? Safety at night in Centro is the reason why I've never bother to go there at dark.

[JjBee62]

Daytime Activities:

I recommend Comuna 13, Parque Arvi, Guatape (bus from terminal del norte), The town of Caldas (ride metro to La Estrella, take bus that days "metro caldas" Parque Explora aquarium and planetarium, Aero parque Juan Pablo (watersides and swimming pools, I've gone 3 times with 3 different chicas), Various museums (there are 2 in the Botero Plaza area), California Buffet (ayura metro station), check out Itagui and Envigado in the south and Bello (yes I said Bello) in the north.

Medellin why sus alrededores have much to offer, if you're bored here it's due to your own lack interest..

All good options. Boredom is a choice, not the fault of any place. I'll add some more.

Go to the castle museum in Poblado. Completely explore the metro system. Go to the bottom level of the Cenro Comercial Santa Fe Mall and race the carts. Have lunch at Classic Diner in Envigado for the Colombian version of a US 1950's Diner. Besides Caldas, there's Santa Fe de Antioquia and other small towns to visit, or Go to Pueblito Paisa in Medellin. Go to the stadium, El Estadio in Laureles. You can watch all types of sports for free, from cheerleading to basketball to martial arts to skateboarding, diving, basketball, volleyball and soccer (futbol). There's a smaller stadium where you can watch matches for free.

Go to the sports park in Envigado and learn to play Tejo, the Colombian national sport. Do the Hare Krishnas still do their thing in El Centro by Iglesia Veracruz? There's usually a few musicians busking by the Poblado Metro station. Also you'll often find various types of street performers at the busy intersections, jugglers, dancers, singers. There used to be some in Laureles with a slack rope setup (look up the Madonna Super Bowl halftime show for an example).

On Sundays and Holiday Mondays there's Ciclovia. In Poblado, 1 side of Avenida Poblao is shut down for pedestrians, joggers, bicyclists, skateboarders, roller bladers and a lot of young women in spandex. It's a good chance to get some exercise, drink fresh juices, eat fresh fruit and admire all the hot women. I usually refer to it as the camel toe parade.

I wasn't terribly impressed with California Buffet, but maybe I went at a bad time. However, just down the street is Los Contenadores, a collection of restaurants built out of shipping containers. There's also Mercado de Rio, Mercado de Tranvia and Mercado De La Playa, nice collections of restaurants. Look up La Mayoria, a restaurant overlooking Envigado, where they have horse shows throughout the weekend. Excellent food and views.

Finding something to alleviate boredom in Medellin is easy, but you do have to take the time to search things out.

[YyzTravel]

... Then you can go to the Centro strip clubs in the evening.

Please do elaborate. Strip clubs in El Centro?

[Gabacho]

Do the touristy stuffs first, Go to gym, chill in the park, take a chica out to the mall, try different restaurants, try coffee shops, ride the cable car, take a day trip with a chica to outside towns of Medelln, walk around in El Centro, try the Casas, get a legit massage from spas, invite your favorite chica to hangout at your place during the day.

And the list goes on just have to plan better.

Daytime Activities:

I recommend Comuna 13, Parque Arvi, Guatape (bus from terminal del norte), The town of Caldas (ride metro to La Estrella, take bus that days "metro caldas" Parque Explora aquarium and planetarium, Aero parque Juan Pablo (watersides and swimming pools, I've gone 3 times with 3 different chicas), Various museums (there are 2 in the Botero Plaza area), California Buffet (ayura metro station), check out Itagui and Envigado in the south and Bello (yes I said Bello) in the north.

Medellin why sus alrededores have much to offer, if you're bored here it's due to your own lack interest.

-Gabacho.

[Muccells]

Great write up, need more like this. Great update. It will be my 4th time in Medellin in 2 years. Keeping current on the info is always helpful. Too bad as I will be gone by the 21 to Panama for a few days or I would have bought you a drink!

Ok guys, it's been a LONG time since I have written a report, but I will do my best to outline this for everyone on what I think is useful I have learned in the past 5 or so years. Also, for haters or the "I don't believe you" crowd out there. Save it, I don't come to ISG often, I won't waste time with replying to nonsense. My next trip to MDE will be from 4/28 - 5/3. If you are not an FNG and have made contributions to this board, please reach out and I'm happy to buy you a beer or share a bottle with you one night at a club.