Medellin Reports

[ObjJay]

Any one know of a nice hotel in El Poblado that is guest friendly (Looking for one in the $100 range).

Jay.

[ObjJay]

In short, I told my girls I rented the giant luxury property in the middle of the lake in Guatape, and I arranged for Xandu (the eletronica DJ) for the weekend. I rented a giant motor coach, and told them all arrive at 11 am or get left. (we actually left at 12:30 since I know girls there run late). I loaded all the food, alcohol, lighting, drugs and DJ in a bus and just brought it all at one time. I didn't give a shit if the girls knew each other or liked each other, the rule was "cause drama, get kicked out". I probably didn't fuck all of them over the course of 3 days, but I certainly recall when there were 8/9 of us in bed at once when I wanted to do one of those bend-over line ups.

What was the damage, next time we should partner up.

[Knowledge]

I recommend you tone it way down, especially anything you plan to publish on the Internet. Even if City Hall were not under political pressure over "quality of life" issues, the plans you described would be pushing the envelope. You have been warned, proceed as you choose.

Thanks for this amazing report.

I am planning to create a Youtube channel and OnlyFans with hot women from around the world. I also want to date local girls and am planning to move to Colombia for an initial 3 months. I have some more questions.

1. Are there any other online platforms other than facebook to meet girls? Is Tinder / Badoo an alternative, if not how else?

2. I would like to get a couple of girls to do activities, be my guide, visit attractions and also fuck senseless. How much do the girls charge for full days? I assume all the prices in the report below are for an hour?

3. What is the best app for dating. Is Tinder the best or another?

4. I assume all the advice below and prices are also applicable for Cartagena?

5. Can you elaborate on PhotoPrepagos? Is this the best online for Columbian paid girls? One hot girl charging 110 mil. Is this likely to be bait and switch / scam or is it generally ok and girls working from own apartment? Is it safe to go to a girls apartment?

6. What are the best brothels? Is there anything like FKK sharks in Germany (best brothel in world - 100 hot women, all walking around naked, outdoor pool, bar, dancing, spa, jacuzzis, sauna, food all day).

7. Can you get PrEP and DoxyCycline in Columbia or best to get in home country?

8. What are the best stripclubs?

9. You say you once had 23+ girls in Guatap. If you go away from the city, what is the best way to meet girls in places like Guatap? Did you take the 23 girls with you or how did you get them all at once in a small tourist place?

Many thanks. I really appreciate any help you can provide!!

[StudBucket]

Hi Guys,

I was wondering if anyone could report on Parque Lleras at night ? Specifically, are there still girls walking around outside of the clubs, near the park, around the businesses. I have read that the clubs are still open til at least 3 am but was wondering how is the scene around them at night? Going there in early June, so hoping the timing is good.

[KebabOperator]

Greetings gentleman,

I have recently been relocated back to the American continent thanks to Brandon and his idiotic politics, and thus, I am within range of Columbia. I have decided to go to Medellin in May, but I have never been to this beautiful city and don't know the lay of the land yet.

Now, I am not new to the hobby; my primary playground used to be Kyiv, Odessa, Moscow, and St. Petersburg. However, as you can guess, for obvious reasons, my company no longer operates in those markets, and thus, I am back in the Estados Unidos (hard facepalm). I am not new to Colombianas, as I used to be a big fan of Camp in Curacao (during its glory days) and even St. Martin bars. Therefore, I know that I like this type of cake a lot, but my old pals either got married or are halfway around the world. (yes, I am looking at you "retired" in Thailand lads). Traitors smh.

Thus, I have come to humbly request your advice, companionship, and wisdom. I don't mind the lone wolf game, but I always had more fun with friends and made some amazing life long friends through these kinds of shenanigans over the years.

I will be more than happy to return the favor and take you on a tour of your lifetime in Slavic paradise once this BS dies down, as I know every fish market imaginable in those lands.

Meanwhile, if you do find it in your heart to take me under your wing in Colombia, I promise to be a fun friend, NOT a LEECH. Of course, drinks / food / party favors are on me, and who knows, we might even become great friends. I have been known to give great business and legal advice; heck I am on the board of a couple of those monger-started businesses now lmao. Yes, sometimes great ideas do come at 3 AM at night after post-nut clarity.

I will be flying in after May 7 (I am guessing from May 12 to 21) for a 10-day stint this time. However, due to work assignments, I will be in Colombia at least one week every two months, so this won't be a one-time thing for sure.

Once again, I would be more than grateful if you were willing to meet up and show me around. If the past is any indication, I am not the worst person to be around. Thank you in advance for your time and consideration.

Now, I did research and know a little about where the action is, what hotels to book, etc, but I still have questions.

1. Why are hotels preferred over Airbnbs? Security is not really an issue for me, but do hosts not let you bring chicas over, or what is the deal here? Can they be convinced to let you live a little? Please expend on this.

Through research, I found out that Airbnbs are much more economical (plus you live in a local neighborhood not a hotel), and I don't really care about breakfast or their security guard. This would allow me to allocate more budget to fun than waste on fancy hotels. I am budgeting around 350 per diam for fun. Please provide your input here; all advice is welcome.

2. If Hotels are really your preferred method, then please provide your favorites. (I do have a list going, but I would love to cross-reference just in case I am missing good ones.).

3. I have a list of casas and clubs from this forum research, but if you do not mind, tell me your favorites; ones that are worth visiting.

4. Anything else I should know? Feel free to share your wisdom.

P.S. My Spanish is not the greatest, but I can communicate; plus, I pick up languages like these girls pick up new bodies.

P. P.S. I know about membership, and I'm already doing the Bitcoin thing. It is in the process; membership should be up and running within a week. I stupidly lost access to my old throwaway email and can't log in to my old account with posts.

[Mr Enternational]

I am planning to create a Youtube channel and OnlyFans with hot women from around the world.

And that is exactly what people on this website do not want. Another person yelling, "Hey. Come over here and fuck this place up too. ".

[YyzTravel]

Thanks for this amazing report.
.....
Many thanks. I really appreciate any help you can provide!!

I usually don't reply to such a question laden post, but I'm going to break my rule here for you and all other peeps who are inspired in the same way: Here is my advice: Stop talking about it and just go and do it. You can read 100 books on riding a bike, or you can spend 2-3 hours and learn to do it better. I'm wishing you the best of luck, but what you are describing is literally what every guy here wants to do. They talk about, and then nothing ever comes of it. After doing this now 15+ years, I can tell you out of every 10 guys on this forum talking big dreams, on average less than 1 really go and do it.

Most of your questions can be answered in a single trip to MDE. You are planning a whole lot. Go back 200 pages and read every single post. Take notes, make a map, make a plan and go do it. Don't talk like most of the guys here. Just go do it. Show up in MDE when I'm there and I will show you everything you asked for and more, but until then, I'm going to say. Put your toe in the water before you plan on jumping into the deep end.

P. S. - Sharks is an amazing FKK, no doubt, but Scandello in Brazil makes Sharks look like a dump.

[UKBadBoy]

I am a newbie visitor to Columbia. Would you recommend Medellin or Cartagena in terms of girls and in terms of fun / experiences?

Or as I am flying from UK should I spend time in both cities?

What length of time would you recommend?

[UKBadBoy]

Fuck this is so cool.

So did you pay the girls for their time for 3 days? How much did that cost per girl?? How many male friends did you invite? The whole trip must have cost a fortune!

In short, I told my girls I rented the giant luxury property in the middle of the lake in Guatape, and I arranged for Xandu (the eletronica DJ) for the weekend. I rented a giant motor coach, and told them all arrive at 11 am or get left. (we actually left at 12:30 since I know girls there run late). I loaded all the food, alcohol, lighting, drugs and DJ in a bus and just brought it all at one time. I didn't give a shit if the girls knew each other or liked each other, the rule was "cause drama, get kicked out". I probably didn't fuck all of them over the course of 3 days, but I certainly recall when there were 8/9 of us in bed at once when I wanted to do one of those bend-over line ups.

[Exoticspirit]

I meet all of them at Parque llares during the night. I gave then a time and the 3 chicas miss the time by hours. They wanted to come by later but I said no.

Since most of the girls at Parque Lleras seem to come out later at night, I would imagine that many of them would be sleeping during the first half of the daytime with them being night owls. When I was a younger man, I would be okay with this but I find as I get older, I prefer to sleep at a not so late hour and get up earlier in the mornings to start my days. This is why I'll likely try to session during the daytime and mid evening hours rather than very late at night.

[Vitrea]

I just go to see the girls mainly. I did a few tourist thing. Went to Comuno 13 and the park with the fat people statue. I ask 4 chicas to come to my hotel during the day and only 1 showed up. I meet all of them at Parque llares during the night. I gave then a time and the 3 chicas miss the time by hours. They wanted to come by later but I said no.

Now I understand why you asked what do you do in the afternoon. Everyone's style, interest and comfort level are different. People should do what they are comfortable with. I can only say what I do. I don't do street pick ups. I actually get nervous. My style is more like the long poster XYZ, I shop on the phone. It is totally true about cancellations (you get a break) and late arrivals (can get interesting with a leaving girl and coming girl overlapping LOL).

A typical working girl in Medellin wakes up at 1 PM so an afternoon date can be a hit or miss. So knowing them helps. I repeat a lot. Only 20% or even less are new girls. Mongers and girls is like a General contractor / Sub contractor relationship. The sub tends to show up on time and does a good job not because they worry about loosing that contract, but the implicit threat of not getting future contracts.

I mentioned lack of guy friends in MDE but from time to time, I travel with newbies from homeland. This certainly fills up the afternoons and makes for a bit of party time in the evenings.

[YyzTravel]

So I was going to be that guy and re-post that long quality post again that YyzTravel put up a few pages back because to be honest it still reaIly deserves honorable mention BUT what I want to ask is could you tell the story of how you wounded up being around 23 females and you. And you smashing ALL 23💪. To have that type of stamina is amazing as I too have a VERY high sex drive but to coordinate and bring together 23 females for you pleasure is MOST Impressive.

Hell me and brother Grownman1 tried to setup a 10 woman smash-a-thon for my return to DR a couple years ago and it was a logistic nightmare😳. We wounded up with only 5 ladies coming over and had a blast but if GM1 wasnt there to help coordinate everything I wouldve been screwed.

In short, I told my girls I rented the giant luxury property in the middle of the lake in Guatape, and I arranged for Xandu (the eletronica DJ) for the weekend. I rented a giant motor coach, and told them all arrive at 11 am or get left. (we actually left at 12:30 since I know girls there run late). I loaded all the food, alcohol, lighting, drugs and DJ in a bus and just brought it all at one time. I didn't give a shit if the girls knew each other or liked each other, the rule was "cause drama, get kicked out". I probably didn't fuck all of them over the course of 3 days, but I certainly recall when there were 8/9 of us in bed at once when I wanted to do one of those bend-over line ups.

[UKBadBoy]

Thanks for this amazing report.

I am planning to create a Youtube channel and OnlyFans with hot women from around the world. I also want to date local girls and am planning to move to Colombia for an initial 3 months. I have some more questions.

1. Are there any other online platforms other than facebook to meet girls? Is Tinder / Badoo an alternative, if not how else?

2. I would like to get a couple of girls to do activities, be my guide, visit attractions and also fuck senseless. How much do the girls charge for full days? I assume all the prices in the report below are for an hour?

3. What is the best app for dating. Is Tinder the best or another?

4. I assume all the advice below and prices are also applicable for Cartagena?

5. Can you elaborate on PhotoPrepagos? Is this the best online for Columbian paid girls? One hot girl charging 110 mil. Is this likely to be bait and switch / scam or is it generally ok and girls working from own apartment? Is it safe to go to a girls apartment?

6. What are the best brothels? Is there anything like FKK sharks in Germany (best brothel in world - 100 hot women, all walking around naked, outdoor pool, bar, dancing, spa, jacuzzis, sauna, food all day).

7. Can you get PrEP and DoxyCycline in Columbia or best to get in home country?

8. What are the best stripclubs?

9. You say you once had 23+ girls in Guatapé. If you go away from the city, what is the best way to meet girls in places like Guatapé? Did you take the 23 girls with you or how did you get them all at once in a small tourist place?

Many thanks. I really appreciate any help you can provide!!

Ok guys, it's been a LONG time since I have written a report, but I will do my best to outline this for everyone on what I think is useful I have learned in the past 5 or so years. Also, for haters or the "I don't believe you" crowd out there. Save it, I don't come to ISG often, I won't waste time with replying to nonsense. My next trip to MDE will be from 4/28 - 5/3. If you are not an FNG and have made contributions to this board, please reach out and I'm happy to buy you a beer or share a bottle with you one night at a club.

Flights
[INDENT]
I have been flying to MDE now for 5+ years, and I can tell you without a doubt that Spirit sucks, but is great for MDE trips. If you are coming from the S.East USA, then fly Spirit through Miami or FLL. Outside of that, both American does direct flights and Delta does a flight that connects through Bogota. I will usually fly 1st class. / Delta 1 and prices are creeping up. It used to be $600 ish and now D1 is creeping up to $1200 or more. Plan ahead, and look forward to a good sex trip. At any given point, I like to have 4-5 trips ahead planned so I can manage my personal and work life around my mongering life. If you don't know about "Scotts Cheap Flights" which is now called "Going", I suggest you sign up. I have booked tickets almost a year in advance with this service and mongered now in 20+ countries flying in first class on the cheap cost with their help.

[Knowledge]

You are having a low success rate with girls coming to your hotel because you are asking Lleras girls. The one who accepted did it at night because it was convenient to her Lleras schedule. During the day, these girls are living their lives, running errands, and seeing to family. If you want to have girls visit you during the day you will have to meet them during the day. Places you can do that are casas, Plaza Botero, shopping centers, supermarkets, bars. You were in Plaza Botero but could not find girls. Follow the instructions another member gave you for Botero Plaza. Get away from the tourists and head to the white church (Veracruz). There are girls everywhere as you approach the church from any direction. They are in front of the church, along its side, and behind the church. 30 k to 40 k plus room cost of 10 k or so is what you have to pay. If these procedures don't work for you I recommend you try a different destination.

I just go to see the girls mainly. I did a few tourist thing. Went to Comuno 13 and the park with the fat people statue. I ask 4 chicas to come to my hotel during the day and only 1 showed up. I meet all of them at Parque llares during the night. I gave then a time and the 3 chicas miss the time by hours. They wanted to come by later but I said no.

[CeeJay1]

Barra Exutiva It is on Calle 53. Best value for a strip club. Plenty of 8's for 150 K.

Haven't been there in a long time. Is that what it cost to leave with them or is that what it cost with the room there. If I remember the rooms are horrible there.