Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

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How the Cmdr rolls

ATF arrives and announces that the time has come for me to purchase her a new phone. Not a problem I say. Which phone do you want? She tells me that she does not know, wants to goto the store and look she can pick one out.

The Cmdr says let's roll. The Cmdr calls for his car to pick us up. My driver arrives at my building and we mount up! Arrive at the cell phone store. She looks at the phones and picks two of them. She has me actively involved in the selection of the phone the color and other items. She asks if I am ok with her selection. I am and I hook her up. The transaction is complete and data transferred to her new phone and we are off. Stop by the business that puts the custom protection on the phone. Chill while they complete that work.

She wants some new tennis shoes. Yep, the The Cmdr can do that. She picks out a pair that she likes. Tries them on. They fit and look good on her. The purchase is made.

Then off to dinner. Nice dinner with more food than should be eaten in one sitting. The evening is not over yet. We are off to the Bus Bar. So, funny about all the speculation on something that anyone can find at any time if it exists or not. I wonder what kind of personality deficiency is in the individuals engaged in that speculation?

Drinks at the Bus Bar are ordered and enjoyed in the open aire facility along with the crowd vibe and the sights. Drinks complete and it is time to return to the room. ATF has work tomorrow so she needs to get some sleep. We call it a night early. Do I have to get into the activities that occur in the bed? Nah, I don't need to do that. She is ATF after all and for number of VERY good reasons.

Bolt to and from: 200 THB.

New Smart Phone: 14000 THB.

Glass Protection: 1000 THB.

New Tennis Shoes: 3800 THB.

Dinner for Two: 900 THB.

Drinks at the Bus Bar: 500.

Total: 20,400 THB Exactly!

Breaking it off in the ass of my haters who say I am broke, busted and lying: Priceless!.

Damage for this night. Rounded up.

2 cigars=2400 baht.

1st hour= 7500 Baht.

2nd hour= 2500 baht.

3rd hour=800 Baht.

Snacks and fruit=1000 Baht.

Try of tequilas = 1500 baht.

The girl=10,000 baht LT.

Total=25,700 Baht approx from my foggy memory.

Then I had the 5 bottle package with two bottles left.

22,000 baht 5 bottle package paid in advance before. So, if you want to average that out to add the cost of two bottles into the night, be my guest. I'm lazy now to do that.

[NRandom940]

Yes you should reconsider. Pattaya dead, busted full of 40+ girls overweight and ugly. Look at the tourist numbers and tell me how many agree or disagree.

My friends are coming to Pattaya. Oh, Indonesia is on my list. But the idea of Pattaya no longer being a quality destination to hire prostitutes, not buying it. But, DOWHATCHALIKE and make sure you go where you are treated best.

I am treated best right here in Pattaya, Thailand!

Some people will complain about anything.

If I was in Pattaya, I could get on TF and have a virtually endless supply of 18-24 yo girls straight to my hotel. That's without even leaving the hotel!

What's to complain about.

[DaVinci40]

(Accidentally posted this in the lounge chat so putting it in here now).

I'll summarize my post by just saying that Pattaya wasn't really my cup of tea. For others it will be though so to each their own. I'll explain why and maybe my circumstances will resonate with some and you can adjust your game plan as needed. Had 6 days in BKK and so decided to spend 2 of them down in Pattaya. First of:

Logistics: travelling from BKK to Pattaya was a breeze. Catch the BTS to the Ekkamai stop and the Ekkamai Bus station is right there. Loads of bus choices to get down to pattaya but I went with the larger blue coach (roong reangg or something like that) and the ticket was 131 baht. The sign at the window tells you what time bus you're buying your ticket for along with your seat number. Trip about 2 hours and took a grab from the north pattaya bus terminal to my hotel.

Hotel: Discovery beach hotel. Not sure why this isn't mentioned more. It's right next to Soi 6 and is nice enough with spacious, clean rooms. Closeness to soi 6 means that it's not close to walking street but just use the baht bus.

Getting around: baht bus for 10 baht on beach road to get you to walking street from soi 6 and also down to the soapies honey 2 and sabai Dee. The baht bus are those Ute type cars with a covered seating area in the back. The drivers will typically honk but you can also just raise your arm when you see one. They'll stop for you. Hop on the back and ride it. There's little buzzers in the back that you push when you want to get off and then you just walk up to the window and pay the 10 baht.

Walking street: If I would not have come from BKK before this I would probably be happy with walking street pattaya but the number of girls in the relatively small footprint of nana plaza BKK along with the quantity of young slim girls meant that I was ultimately disappointed with the gogos here. Windmill girls were poor, however after buying the only one I found somewhat cute, a 22 year old with beautiful natural tits a drink and then commencing to stick my tongue down her throat I did leave somewhat happy but not someone I would want to go st with. Visited a couple other gogos (palace and one other I don't recall name) the quality wasn't as amazing as what I was hoping for. Girls were still cute but I felt the nana plaza gogos just had more girls that were more my type. But as mentioned it may be fine for you and again a girl in palace I also had my tongue down her throat but I wanted to ST or LT one of the tiny girls I saw on Soi 6 so ultimately I didn't Barfine any of them.

Soi6: I wanted to like soi6 I really did. I've been checking YouTube videos and thinking about this place forever so to finally be there was amazing. I found the girls cute. There's a mix of all sizes and ages. My preference is the tiny, slim short ones and there were plenty there. But then there's the hassle part of soi6. I found that all I had to do was literally look at a girl and she'the be over grabbing, pulling, almost wrestling me in. After 1 or 2 times it's kind of fun but then for it to happen consistently the whole entire street just becomes tiring. Like seriously just let me look. I wanted to just walk down the street and choose a few girls to come back to but I realized that this was not going to be that easy. I eventually settled on one who also when I looked at her ran over to me and hugged me but for this one it was okay as I wanted to go sit with her anyways. But then it became annoying again because that bright, bubbly, smily girl suddenly changed to a solemn, down and out girl once I bought her a drink and she started to tell me about how she needs money for her kid, and blah blah blah. So after the drink I end it but I do swap WhatsApp info. I eventually settled on one cute slim girl from avarice but again in trying to get to her I had to battle my way through 2 overweight girls of which one just planted herself with us so I felt obligated to buy both the tiny, slim one and the bigger girl a drink. Anyways, first world problems I get it as the drinks are cheap but it was just a lot of hassle.

The next day I was hoping to get some action at the soapies. So at about 4 pm I checked out Sabai Dee and Honey 2 as they are right next to each other and easy to get to on the baht bus from the discovery hotel. I was disappointed. In both places I found the girls to just be older and relatively thick. No slim, young ones there at all. I couldn't even figure out why the 2 girls that were in the higher priced "model" class were even considered hot. At most they were pushing mid 30's with not the greatest bodies but again there were plenty of guys in there that seemed to be good with it so to each their own.

After walking back down soi 6 and breathing in a massive amount of that sewer smell that's right on the corner of the road and then being wrestled by 2 not my type girls I just kind of had enough. I found BKK to be easier and just as plentiful without the hassle so I checked out early and caught the bus back to BKK and banged a tiny little thing from Mango Massage. I think I need to come back to PAttaya but I need to be better prepped for the hassle that comes with it.

[Explorer8939]

A couple of reasons for ladies over 35 to come to Pattaya:

Factories in Thailand don't like to employ women over 35. So, once a woman hits that magic age, her job is on thin ice. Once fired, she heads for Pattaya.

Starting a few years back, large numbers of young bar girls married old Farangs, and lived them to death. In many cases, the old Farang's estate was penniless, leaving the now old bar girl with a house, but not much more. So, she goes to work in Pattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

Why do thousands and thousands of girls work in the bars and only a few dozen patrol beach road at night? The answer for all you Pattaya experts out there is quite simple, its the "customer".

The thousands and thousands of girls that work in the bars are from other places and came solo to work in bars. Many even live in the bars where they work.

Most Beach Road girls are from Pattaya and have other jobs and family to go home to. You will see a lot of Beach Road girls with a motorbike parked across the street. You are not going to see many bargirls with motorbikes.

[BionicMan]

Hi Guys,

I am visiting Pattaya next week. Can any good soul suggest some good BJ bars in Pattaya. I want to have only great BJ so which are the good BJ bars in Pattaya?

Thanks in Advance.

Gentleman clubs will do the job for you. Search here for that. Club excite is one of them, club Babylon too, La Poste. And so on.

[SubCmdr]

Where's the new spot now for actual hot young women in SEA? Indonesia? I was planning a return trip to Pattaya this year (last trip in 2010) but now I'm reconsidering. LOL.

Yes you should reconsider. Pattaya dead, busted full of 40+ girls overweight and ugly. Look at the tourist numbers and tell me how many agree or disagree.

My friends are coming to Pattaya. Oh, Indonesia is on my list. But the idea of Pattaya no longer being a quality destination to hire prostitutes, not buying it. But, DOWHATCHALIKE and make sure you go where you are treated best.

I am treated best right here in Pattaya, Thailand!

[PleasureOf69]

Hi Guys,

I am visiting Pattaya next week. Can any good soul suggest some good BJ bars in Pattaya. I want to have only great BJ so which are the good BJ bars in Pattaya?

Thanks in Advance.

[UglyAzzMan]

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[SubCmdr]

20 year old, banging body, all tatted up? Yes! Foreplay? Yes! She is playing with my dick; commenting on my size. Sucks a good dick but too short; maybe my size made her mouth tired; Just enough to get me hard. Time for her to mount up. She is having some trouble getting me in. Do you need a shoehorn baby? Just grab the lube on the night stand. She lubes me up and herself. Cowgirl, Doggie, missionary legs up, missionary straddle leading to a very wet very satisfying experience. 1100 THB. Oh let the hating begin mother fuckers!

The Cmdr is in Pattaya reporting, not talking shit about others

[Explorer8939]

The average age is way up from where it used to be. And this talk that girls are earning tons of money is not true. I talked to many and they have difficulties even getting thier drink quotas. Some told me"this is the first drink of the the day"(that I bought them). Even cute ones.

The deterioration of Pattaya is for real. It can not be hidden. People are not going to travel across the world to have sex witha 45-year old overweight lady. Thats just insane. The current Pattaya does not really hold up and have drifted far from were it once was.

You can go there and find reasonable prices and ok quality, but its not like it used to be. Bar areas were not fully staffed with 40+ lades or overweight women 10-15 yars ago.

If you go to the very earliest pages in this topic, 20 years ago, you will find posts complaining about the state of Pattaya in 2005: "it's not as good as it was in the Old Days".

Pattaya hasn't changed, *you* have changed. The first time you came to Pattaya, you were impressed by the number of young ladies. The next time you came, you were a little pickier. Shampoo, rinse, repeat. And now you are looking for pearls among the swine.

It's basic human nature.

I remember 2004 in Pattaya very well. Lots of overweight ladies with tattoos.

[Chupacabra]

The average age is way up from where it used to be. And this talk that girls are earning tons of money is not true. I talked to many and they have difficulties even getting thier drink quotas. Some told me"this is the first drink of the the day"(that I bought them). Even cute ones.

The deterioration of Pattaya is for real. It can not be hidden. People are not going to travel across the world to have sex witha 45-year old overweight lady. Thats just insane. The current Pattaya does not really hold up and have drifted far from were it once was.

You can go there and find reasonable prices and ok quality, but its not like it used to be. Bar areas were not fully staffed with 40+ lades or overweight women 10-15 yars ago.

Where's the new spot now for actual hot young women in SEA? Indonesia? I was planning a return trip to Pattaya this year (last trip in 2010) but now I'm reconsidering. LOL.

[Banana Boi]

I love it when people go somewhere once then think they are an expert on the place.

Absolutely agree. Guys going to a place like Pattaya or Jakarta for a week or 3 and think they know more than I do. They even recommend me places to go like I've never been multiple times.

I've been to Bangkok 30+ times over the years and still concede to guys who live there like EihTooms, Goatscot, and HoustonPlayer on their knowledge. May not always agree but I'll be respectful as shat if I am responding to them.

[UglyAzzMan]

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