Pattaya Reports

[ButtRavisher]

Visiting Pattaya for a few days with a girl. This girl is fun and is bi-curious.

Does anybody have escort / girl recommendations in Pattaya who can do couples and girl-girl action?

I know I can pick up any random girl from soi6/ gogos but last thing I need is a girl who doesn't know how to deal with couples and makes things awkward.

Hence, looking for escort recommendations who know what they are doing and look nice. This girl is picky and wouldn't want to get down with a nasty looking one.

Let me know. Thanks!

[LittleBigMan]

The smell! Wonder why so many call places like Pattaya, " A shithole " places like Bangkok other places I'm sure it is the same particularly if the area is very old.

As for Pattaya, I read and hear people talk about the sewer system I've asked and a few say it is there and here, I know of one not too far from my home on the Darkside the sign says " Treatment plant ".

But in all the years I've been by I've never seen any activity it looks like a ghost town and the place is small and I'm talking small so how much shit can they actually treat? There is a guard shack in front but never seen anyone there nor is the gate down.

Maybe I got too much time on my hand or I'm just too Thai not to know. I seen how they repair and replace their drain system any can tell me they know or have seen a facility for that and that my believe the rain water flooding 90% of that water goes back into the ocean.

In the tourist area unless a miracle happened and it was done prior to me arriving 20 years ago there is no sewer system period. Everything is based on septic tank basically they dig large holes in certain location of the Hotel, facility, shop houses like where the GoGo, bars, GC are location and the shit goes into these large cement or PVC drums once they are full they call in the trucks usually middle of the night or early morning and suck it out. Where it goes I've not a clue since I'm asleep those hours. When it rains that is when the smell is worse although these drums or vented.

Wonder why you seldom see people in the water playing. In the past there have been complaints about a large hotel 5 star hotel top of Dolphin circle with a giant metal pipe going out to the sea tossing some good old brown waste into the sea. Go to Beirgarden the front look over the rail when it rains heavy if that pipe is still there watch the discharge coming out. Their so call drain system like the Darkside everything you name it goes into the drains.

I use to have a herd of Buffalos run through the neighborhood when they do shit is all over the place. Thais let it dry and when it rains it goes into the drains and if the rain is heavy the water flows up to the surface and the kids in my village like most in Thailand the kids play in it like it is their own personal swimming pool.

As noted this is the way it is in all of Thailand, money is being spent on roads and more roads, it is truly a shithole and it is right under all the Entertainment venues. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Soi 6 reports. Am I the only 1 that actually goes thete.

You are the only one that watches it on youtube then comes here to report your electronic observations from 8,000 miles away.

[HorseTrader]

There's a solution. Go spend some time in Kolkata, India. When you return to Pattaya you will call it the perfumed city.

Oh my, I'll take your word for it.

[Turgid]

Horrible smells are all over Thailand, not just Pattaya. Hold your breath as you walk by big piles of bagged trash on the sidewalk. Sometimes it's sewage and sometimes its the smell of garbage trucks dumping their loads on the street as workers sort for recyclable materials (I guess that's what they are doing). I've experienced those smells in Bangkok, Pattaya, Koh Samui, Phuket, and even on beautiful Koh Samet.

There's a solution. Go spend some time in Kolkata, India. When you return to Pattaya you will call it the perfumed city.

[UglyAzzMan]

Soi 6 reports. Am I the only 1 that actually goes thete.

[UglyAzzMan]

MSKAT Pattaya irl streamer on kick.

Got a 3,000 $ donation online.

She is a solid 3 with make up. Even the lower end Girls at times have their day in the SUN.

[HorseTrader]

Pattaya isn't for everyone. One thing overlooked by many in their reviews is what you pointed out. The stench of raw sewage hitting you at random drainage sewers around the city.

Horrible smells are all over Thailand, not just Pattaya. Hold your breath as you walk by big piles of bagged trash on the sidewalk. Sometimes it's sewage and sometimes its the smell of garbage trucks dumping their loads on the street as workers sort for recyclable materials (I guess that's what they are doing). I've experienced those smells in Bangkok, Pattaya, Koh Samui, Phuket, and even on beautiful Koh Samet.

[SubCmdr]

I mentioned her job she had to get up for. She works for a legitimate business. It is like any other regular relationship I have had. Just way more modern and with a better attitude.

I wrote the report the way I did to poke fun at my critics. I offered to buy her a phone months ago. According to some it was "a cheap" phone. They prefer to spend hundreds of dollar in one night on a prostitute. DOWHATCHALIKE!. I prefer to take care of ATF and create her WAY better than I do any prostitute. I did not give her a budget. She spends my money as if it was hers. She has characgter (something that most guys posting up in here could not recognize if it slapped them in the face). The mother fucking professional tricks up in here buying forty lady drinks wouldn't get it.

When your are close to someone you stay in touch with their needs. It is mutual thing. I give from my heart.

She has zero expectations of me. Unlike individuals like to portray me up in here, I got enough for me so I share the rest. It has paid dividends with ATF and I am certain it will continue to do so for as long as we both agree that we are good together.

Sounds like a good deal to me since by definition ATF means the best!

I'm curious, I understand paying for meals, movies etc. But how often does she expect you to buy more expensive gifts like phone or tennis shoes?

Is this for special occasions like birthday or celebrations? Or does she expect it almost every time you see her?

Thanks!

[Banana Boi]

Pattaya did not end up being my cup of tea

I think I need to come back to PAttaya but I need to be better prepped for the hassle that comes with it.

Pattaya isn't for everyone. One thing overlooked by many in their reviews is what you pointed out. The stench of raw sewage hitting you at random drainage sewers around the city. Wearing a mask did have some advantages. You seem to have had a blast at Mango in BKK. On your next short trip why change something that works for you. Just stay in Bangkok. I'd be surprised if anyone has ever said "I went to Windmill and the girls were hot". Palace can have its off nights but it isn't how it was even a year ago. You may have hit it on an off night or that style of girls is not for you. I am curious to hear which Nana gogo bars you liked.

[MassageLover81]

Previously Deleted by EverythingThai. (see attachment).

How the Cmdr rolls

ATF arrives and announces that the time has come for me to purchase her a new phone. Not a problem I say. Which phone do you want? She tells me that she does not know, wants to goto the store and look she can pick one out.

The Cmdr says let's roll. The Cmdr calls for his car to pick us up. My driver arrives at my building and we mount up! Arrive at the cell phone store. She looks at the phones and picks two of them. She has me actively involved in the selection of the phone the color and other items. She asks if I am ok with her selection. I am and I hook her up. The transaction is complete and data transferred to her new phone and we are off. Stop by the business that puts the custom protection on the phone. Chill while they complete that work.

She wants some new tennis shoes. Yep, the The Cmdr can do that. She picks out a pair that she likes. Tries them on. They fit and look good on her. The purchase is made.

Then off to dinner. Nice dinner with more food than should be eaten in one sitting. The evening is not over yet. We are off to the Bus Bar. So, funny about all the speculation on something that anyone can find at any time if it exists or not. I wonder what kind of personality deficiency is in the individuals engaged in that speculation?

Drinks at the Bus Bar are ordered and enjoyed in the open aire facility along with the crowd vibe and the sights. Drinks complete and it is time to return to the room. ATF has work tomorrow so she needs to get some sleep. We call it a night early. Do I have to get into the activities that occur in the bed? Nah, I don't need to do that. She is ATF after all and for number of VERY good reasons.

Bolt to and from: 200 THB.

New Smart Phone: 14000 THB.

Glass Protection: 1000 THB.

New Tennis Shoes: 3800 THB.

Dinner for Two: 900 THB.

Drinks at the Bus Bar: 500.

Total: 20,400 THB Exactly!

Breaking it off in the ass of my haters who say I am broke, busted and lying: Priceless!.

Sounds like a good deal to me since by definition ATF means the best!

I'm curious, I understand paying for meals, movies etc. But how often does she expect you to buy more expensive gifts like phone or tennis shoes?

Is this for special occasions like birthday or celebrations? Or does she expect it almost every time you see her?

Thanks!

[JustTK]

I hope my question is ok because I don't say too much: Does someone know a woman named Alisa or Arisa with a playboy tattoo on her leg?

Yes, I know 8.

[JustTK]

If you go to the very earliest pages in this topic, 20 years ago, you will find posts complaining about the state of Pattaya in 2005: "it's not as good as it was in the Old Days".

Pattaya hasn't changed, *you* have changed. .

Couldn't agree more.

[SubCmdr]

Previously Deleted by EverythingThai. (see attachment).

How the Cmdr rolls

ATF arrives and announces that the time has come for me to purchase her a new phone. Not a problem I say. Which phone do you want? She tells me that she does not know, wants to goto the store and look she can pick one out.

The Cmdr says let's roll. The Cmdr calls for his car to pick us up. My driver arrives at my building and we mount up! Arrive at the cell phone store. She looks at the phones and picks two of them. She has me actively involved in the selection of the phone the color and other items. She asks if I am ok with her selection. I am and I hook her up. The transaction is complete and data transferred to her new phone and we are off. Stop by the business that puts the custom protection on the phone. Chill while they complete that work.

She wants some new tennis shoes. Yep, the The Cmdr can do that. She picks out a pair that she likes. Tries them on. They fit and look good on her. The purchase is made.

Then off to dinner. Nice dinner with more food than should be eaten in one sitting. The evening is not over yet. We are off to the Bus Bar. So, funny about all the speculation on something that anyone can find at any time if it exists or not. I wonder what kind of personality deficiency is in the individuals engaged in that speculation?

Drinks at the Bus Bar are ordered and enjoyed in the open aire facility along with the crowd vibe and the sights. Drinks complete and it is time to return to the room. ATF has work tomorrow so she needs to get some sleep. We call it a night early. Do I have to get into the activities that occur in the bed? Nah, I don't need to do that. She is ATF after all and for number of VERY good reasons.

Bolt to and from: 200 THB.

New Smart Phone: 14000 THB.

Glass Protection: 1000 THB.

New Tennis Shoes: 3800 THB.

Dinner for Two: 900 THB.

Drinks at the Bus Bar: 500.

Total: 20,400 THB Exactly!

Breaking it off in the ass of my haters who say I am broke, busted and lying: Priceless!.

Damage for this night. Rounded up.

2 cigars=2400 baht.

1st hour= 7500 Baht.

2nd hour= 2500 baht.

3rd hour=800 Baht.

Snacks and fruit=1000 Baht.

Try of tequilas = 1500 baht.

The girl=10,000 baht LT.

Total=25,700 Baht approx from my foggy memory.

Then I had the 5 bottle package with two bottles left.

22,000 baht 5 bottle package paid in advance before. So, if you want to average that out to add the cost of two bottles into the night, be my guest. I'm lazy now to do that.

[NRandom940]

Yes you should reconsider. Pattaya dead, busted full of 40+ girls overweight and ugly. Look at the tourist numbers and tell me how many agree or disagree.

My friends are coming to Pattaya. Oh, Indonesia is on my list. But the idea of Pattaya no longer being a quality destination to hire prostitutes, not buying it. But, DOWHATCHALIKE and make sure you go where you are treated best.

I am treated best right here in Pattaya, Thailand!

Some people will complain about anything.

If I was in Pattaya, I could get on TF and have a virtually endless supply of 18-24 yo girls straight to my hotel. That's without even leaving the hotel!

What's to complain about.