Bangkok Reports

[CIMguy]

I want to mention Smile BKK as I haven't heard anybody comment about it lately. It's in an alley just off Soi 16, about 10 meters from the more popular Duangporn Haven Massage. I visited Smile BKK a few days ago and had a great time. My girl was Sandy and her service was excellent. It's pricey but I found the selection to be very good and worth the price premium. I paid B1600 for a bbj which included a bath and decent massage. It's mainly a full service shop but I don't recall those rates. I would guess about B2200. They hand you a rate card with all the prices. And most important is you get a live lineup. They had about 10 girls on a Wednesday afternoon at 5 pm. When looking for a BJ place it is very convenient to check out Duangporn and Smile BKK as they are almost right next to each other.

www.smilebangkak.com (And I realize they missed Bangkok).

Wonder Massage is also in that small alley, right across from Smile. I didn't realize Duangporn Haven was actually a place of interest. I have never seen many pretty girls there and so just walked by on the way to Smile and Wonder. Wonder is also pretty good. By my type, it had an outstanding lineup the last time I was there.

I would agree about Smile. There are a few girls with very open service, though it's been a while since I've gone there. I haven't been punting much -- too busy and / or poor at the moment.

[Llantarnam]

Is that The old Annie's across the street?

It's called Annie's, but I'm not certain how much of a connection it has with the original.

[OlgaVaz]

Monday night visit. Billboard was moderately busy. Not sure what the deal is but one side in the big jacuzzi tub (not filled) danced 10 ladies topless, and the other side carousel they had black bikini's. Sat next to this Chinese guy who was a verbally abusing his girl forcing her to drink the shots (lots). She ended up being carried away. There were at least 3-5 very attractive ladies I wanted to spend some time with but didn't find an empty booth. Moved on to one of the other bars (Bunny? Totally empty except for one other patron. First time I noticed this place as it had two stages with bikini-clad ladies and off to the side a jacuzzi tub with two nude ladies and the other patron handling them (soaping them up). I joined him and apparently you have to buy them drinks to touch them. After some confusion on who and what drinks, I chose a real dark stunning girl with nice natural see-cups who just came in and seemed ready to jump in the tub. She basically stood at my stool and grinded on me allowing me to fondle her and DFK. The other one in the tub came out and danced in front of me and the other patron. Turns out I paid for her as well. After a few songs I called it quits as I wasn't in the mood for a bar fine or more lady drinks. I can't remember the name of the last bar on the 2nd floor (2 patrons) but I spent some time with a thick 30 year old who gave me a continuous HJ while we were in the booth as I fondled her big tits and massaged her pussy (outside her bottoms). Really would have done a ST with her but went home in the rain instead. Billboard seemed to be the busiest out of all of them.

[OlgaVaz]

Went Saturday late afternoon, still light out. Not much of a bar. Is that The old Annie's across the street? Anyhow, line up was not great but I chose a thicker one with bigger boobs, Nuut. Paid 1000 for BJ. Upstairs in a room with a worn out recliner chair and a sink. Clean up sat and she went to town. She did great job and offered other services. Couldn't nut due to previous nutting. Overall, nice convenient spot (for me) that's nicely priced.

[BionicMan]

It could be done, but way to expensive and too many things could go wrong. And would not be relaxing.

12 hrs can be ok, not 6. I did it with a flight out around midnight.

But then you need to see when those hrs will take place once in town. Then one needs to factor the logistic, the lack of a room etc.

As you say: stressful.

[SiamMan]

Here's my set up here in my airbnb in Pattaya. It's my first time ever seeing one of these. The girls all use it to clean themselves after our sessions.

Also it's come in handy when I run out of toilet paper too.

Maybe I'll get one installed in my apartment in Medellin when I get back down there.

Gabacho.

Forget toilet paper. Living in Thailand, the bum gun is absolutely essential. It is the first thing I miss on my trips back to my home country. It does a far more thorough and cleaner job than paper; although I do use paper to dry off afterwards.

[Gabacho]

I don't use them because it seems water would spray all over the floor because of the high water pressure. Maybe I need to search youtube for a how to video. The Japanese toilets are great.

The one I've been using you can hold the trigger down just half way for less pressure. You don't have to go gung ho on the the bum gun trigger.

[Supmam]

Pre covid ID arrive at 8 pm and be at tulip by 10 pm and back to novotel survarnabhumi by midnight. Was flying business class so had priority immigration and luggage.

Advantage of tulip is it avoids the worst of asok and sukhumvit.

Long time ago though. Lots of caveats. And missing a flight can cause hell.

Is 6 hours Layover at the airport realistically enough to catch any action?

If yes, where?

[TConor]

No, forget about it.

It could be done, but way to expensive and too many things could go wrong. And would not be relaxing.

[BionicMan]

Is 6 hours Layover at the airport realistically enough to catch any action?

If yes, where?

No, forget about it.

[Allover]

Here's my set up here in my airbnb in Pattaya. It's my first time ever seeing one of these. The girls all use it to clean themselves after our sessions. Gabacho.

I don't use them because it seems water would spray all over the floor because of the high water pressure. Maybe I need to search youtube for a how to video. The Japanese toilets are great.

[Opama]

Is 6 hours Layover at the airport realistically enough to catch any action?

If yes, where?

[Gabacho]

They have the bum gun all over Brazil and I have them in my house in the States as well.

Here's my set up here in my airbnb in Pattaya. It's my first time ever seeing one of these. The girls all use it to clean themselves after our sessions.

Also it's come in handy when I run out of toilet paper too.

Maybe I'll get one installed in my apartment in Medellin when I get back down there.

Gabacho.

[Nyezhov]

Best thing ever. Installed it at my home in Europe also.

Sadly a lot of "up-scale / want to-be up-scale" hotels and places in Thailand have converted to the western style toilets without water for cleaning, but tissue instead.

A few are fortunately combining it with the more Hi-tech Japanese toilets though, which are even better (though very pricey).

The first time I ever had one of those Japanese toilets in a room, I grabbed a good book and a hot dog and relaxed for a while.

[Werqweq]

They have the bum gun all over Brazil and I have them in my house in the States as well.

Best thing ever. Installed it at my home in Europe also.

Sadly a lot of "up-scale / want to-be up-scale" hotels and places in Thailand have converted to the western style toilets without water for cleaning, but tissue instead.

A few are fortunately combining it with the more Hi-tech Japanese toilets though, which are even better (though very pricey).