Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

This is Puzzling. Losing money can't be considered Laundry. Might as well give money away.

Losing money is considered a fee or cost of doing business to turn the dirty money into clean money.

If you actually had any money you would know that you cannot move money without a fee. The fee is going to hire if your are engaged and an illegal activity (Money Laundering) because your downside risk is much higher. But so are your rewards are so much higher.

Now run along you little duffle bag boy and watch you YouTube videos. I need to read some more reports like that from someone who cannot even get back into the country. Can you write a report about the prostitutes that you hire? Can you do that? After all that is what the Pattaya Reports and Bangkok Reports threads are for. You handle shouldn't even be in either of them. I have seen a report you have written under this last iteration of your handle.

[UglyAzzMan]

I would have gone with the money laundering angle, except that many bars go BK. Money launderers don't care about losing money.

This is Puzzling. Losing money can't be considered Laundry. Might as well give money away.

[UglyAzzMan]

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time? I do not know that many girls that are going to take 15 USD for short time. Look they have the same expenses to come see me for short time as they do to come see you for long time. I am not going to pick a girl up on my motorbike. My time is way to valuable for that.

If any of my ISG Brothers (who are not talking shit about me) are routinely paying 15 USD for short time. Can you let me know how you are doing that? Over a year of hiring prostitutes here in Pattaya and I have only a few outliers. 500,600, 800 THB. Everyone falls into the 1000 - 2000 not including beer (in room) or Lady Drinks (in beer bars, Agogos or Gentleman's Clubs).

It has been said many times that you do not pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave. Since I do not like long time I guess I pay a premium for the girl to operate on my schedule. If Long Time 8 hours. How much of that long time is spent actually fucking opposed to sleeping? Now, If you like to fuck first thing in the morning and you get that morning nut out of her for a 2 nut night then your cost per orgasm (CPO) is indeed 15 USD and you are getting your nuts at half price compared to me. But I am not hating. I do not want to sleep next to strangers. I've got ATF for that. I know her. I can sleep peacefully without worries. 30 USD a nut is fine for me. And represents and excellent value in my book.

Mr E is special. He gets Pin up models to clean his room too.

[Mr Enternational]

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time?

That post was posted as well as meant for the Medellin thread in response to a board member that said if someone pays a girl less than him and his friends pay girls then the people paying girls less are paying girls that are subpar to the ones him and his friends are paying.

I merely showed an example of where me and some of my friends have fucked the same chicks, however my friends have paid double for short time as I have paid the same girls for longtime. Therefore, his entire premise was ignorant and stupid because amount paid obviously had nothing to with how the girls looked, but what each party negotiated.

So the subject of my post was actually dealing with looks of the hooker in relation to amount paid, not any so-called man laws.

[Explorer8939]

Either that or the guy wants to keep the business for a work permit and visa. Alas, most bars are run as a sole proprietorships under a Thai person's name, so I am inclined to believe the money laundering thing. One other reason is the guy could just be keeping the bar to show his status as a business owner. I know many bar owners like that.

I would have gone with the money laundering angle, except that many bars go BK. Money launderers don't care about losing money.

[EverythingThai]

Money Laundering!

I have a friend that spent his entire career in law enforcement as a criminal investigator. One of his assignments was to investigate money laundering. A bar (cash business) is the perfect structure run dirty money through and turn it into clean money.

You have your legitimate expenses which you pay as the cost of doing business. Then you inflate your invoices and receipts in such away the allows you to run the dirty money through the system and have it come out as clean money. If you don't want to pay taxes you simply make sure that the business is barely breaking even.

The individuals running the business and working for the business do not even have to know what is happening behind the scenes. All they know is that the business may or may not be making money. If you have a money person that handles everything for the business not even the manager knows the true numbers overall. They just know what is happening with the business. Everybody is getting paid. They are keeping their mouth shut. Problems in the bar, send a fixer. Everybody comes correct when they see how good your fixer is at performing maintenance (wink, wink).

Either that or the guy wants to keep the business for a work permit and visa. Alas, most bars are run as a sole proprietorships under a Thai person's name, so I am inclined to believe the money laundering thing. One other reason is the guy could just be keeping the bar to show his status as a business owner. I know many bar owners like that.

[SubCmdr]

I have friends in Thailand that have fucked the same chicks that I have. Found out that for some reason my friends give them $60 for short time while I give them $30 for long time. I guess during the day when they go for short time they are the hottest chicks, but at night when they come to my place for long time they are fat ugly drugged out street girls with diseases.

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time? I do not know that many girls that are going to take 15 USD for short time. Look they have the same expenses to come see me for short time as they do to come see you for long time. I am not going to pick a girl up on my motorbike. My time is way to valuable for that.

If any of my ISG Brothers (who are not talking shit about me) are routinely paying 15 USD for short time. Can you let me know how you are doing that? Over a year of hiring prostitutes here in Pattaya and I have only a few outliers. 500,600, 800 THB. Everyone falls into the 1000 - 2000 not including beer (in room) or Lady Drinks (in beer bars, Agogos or Gentleman's Clubs).

It has been said many times that you do not pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave. Since I do not like long time I guess I pay a premium for the girl to operate on my schedule. If Long Time 8 hours. How much of that long time is spent actually fucking opposed to sleeping? Now, If you like to fuck first thing in the morning and you get that morning nut out of her for a 2 nut night then your cost per orgasm (CPO) is indeed 15 USD and you are getting your nuts at half price compared to me. But I am not hating. I do not want to sleep next to strangers. I've got ATF for that. I know her. I can sleep peacefully without worries. 30 USD a nut is fine for me. And represents and excellent value in my book.

[UglyAzzMan]

Just how Naive I am.

Zondo41 streamer has a pal Bimbesh. Bimbesh goes on a bender, drinking for 3 days in Pappaya. $3,000 spent and loses his financial phone. 2 factor authentication purposes. Bimbesh has NO funds goes to Zondo41 and Zondo41 pays his way till Bimbo works things out.

WTF is wrong with you SexPests. Hahaha.

$3,000 is 600 drinks. Oh Lord.

[EverythingThai]

There are so many Everything Thai posts that I don't know which one to answer anymore. Actually I haven't read them, please give me a summary for tomorrow.

Sorry I'm going to bed now I'm going to read in my bed.

I can't wait to read your next post.

See you tomorrow.

Have beautiful dreams.

Keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

When someone does not understand their own posts LOL.

[UglyAzzMan]

This is the kind of Uzbek girls you'll find in the Indian clubs in Pattaya.

10 K bahts if you're interrested.

I find it hard to believe she is getting 10 k regularly from our PaJeet brothers.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

My rant for the day. Hmmmmmmm

There are so many Everything Thai posts that I don't know which one to answer anymore. Actually I haven't read them, please give me a summary for tomorrow.

Sorry I'm going to bed now I'm going to read in my bed.

I can't wait to read your next post.

See you tomorrow.

Have beautiful dreams.

[EverythingThai]

Keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

My rant for the day. Hmmmmmmm

[EverythingThai]

The final act of Mr. Clean's saga came with the bizarre antics of his latest persona, Mr. Pimp. Despite the bombastic rants and self-proclaimed expertise on how to "fix" the bar scene, or self proclaimed medical advice about safe sex, Mr. Pimp couldn't help but fixate on one thing: the King, the best and most respected forum member, the one Mr. Clean had always claimed to ignore.

Although Mr. Clean had made it clear he "never reads" the King's posts, Mr. Pimp would inexplicably drop random, nonsensical comments about him. In one post, Mr. Pimp rambled about how "the King must be missing one of the Pimp’s personas," or how "the King seems lost without his usual crew. " The comments made no sense and were often out of context, leaving other forum members scratching their heads.

"How does Mr. Pimp even know what the King is up to if he never reads his posts?" one user asked in a thread. It was the final nail in the coffin. Everyone realized what had been obvious all alongMr. Clean, Max, and Mr. Pimp were obsessed with the King and his stories, despite all their claims of superiority or indifference.

It was as if Mr. Pimp's mask had slipped for good. In his desperation to undermine the King, he had unintentionally exposed the truth: hes been following the King's posts religiously the entire time, obsessing over every detail, desperately trying to compete with someone he could never measure up to.

The forum, once a stage for Mr. Clean's hypocritical sermons and Max's penny-pinching crusades, now saw Mr. Pimp for what he really was, a bitter man, lost in his own delusions, endlessly chasing shadows of those he envied most.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Part 2:

Unbeknownst to the members of the forum, Mr. Clean had a second identityone....

You see him everywhere.

Don't defend yourself, everyone knows you love him <3 . Because you often talk about him in your long posts. I've seen several of them and probably not all of them.

Do you also dream about him in your sleep?

[EverythingThai]

Part 2:

Unbeknownst to the members of the forum, Mr. Clean had a second identityone that was far less about preaching safe sex and far more about pushing a twisted agenda. This other persona went by the name "Max," and Max was a different breed of stingy. While Mr. Clean focused on moral superiority, Max had a more mercenary approach to the nightlife scene.

Max had a bizarre theory, which he shared relentlessly on the forum: bars should let customers meet and exchange contact details with the ladies for free. His argument? "If the bars keep charging for drinks and bar fines, customers will just stop going and use ThaiFriendly or Tinder instead. The girls would be smarter to hand out their numbers for free, otherwise, the bars will lose all their business. ".

Max's posts sparked constant debates, and the seasoned veterans of the forum often ridiculed him. "Why would a girl give you her number for free if you aren't even willing to buy her a drink?" they'the counter. But Max was adamant. He saw himself as a pioneer of sorts, leading the charge toward a "better" systemone where he didn't have to part with a single baht to meet the girls. In reality, he was just too cheap to pay the going rates, but he masked it with grandiose statements about changing the game.

Despite the differences in tone and approach, a few forum members began to notice some eerie similarities between Max and Mr. Clean. They both had an odd way of ranting about the "good old days," where everything was cheaper and easier, and both had an obsession with finding ways to avoid paying. Mr. Clean's moral superiority about safe sex seemed oddly aligned with Max's crusade for avoiding bar fines. But no one ever confronted them, assuming they were just two eccentric voices in the crowd.

Meanwhile, Mr. Clean continued his righteous tirades. He had a strange relationship with the most respected forum member. The King, a user who consistently posted detailed, engaging stories about his adventures. This member was known for being a thrill-seeker who sometimes admitted to taking risks, which drove Mr. Clean up the wall.

Whenever this forum legend would share a new post, Mr. Clean would announce loudly, "I don't even read his posts. He's too reckless for me. " And yet, without fail, Mr. Clean would always find a way to comment. He would critique the smallest details or passive-aggressively comment about how he would never stoop so low as to meet the kind of girls this guy does. The contradiction didn't go unnoticed, but it seemed Mr. Clean was too caught up in his own bubble to care.

Then, one day, a new profile appeared on the forum: "Mr. Pimp. ".

Mr. Pimp was loud, obnoxious, and, unsurprisingly, shared some very familiar viewpoints. He talked about how "the bars are nothing but a scam" and how the girls were "all out to get rich quick. " he offered unsolicited advice about negotiating prices and "training" girls to give customers better deals. It didn't take long before forum members began to connect the dots. The tone, the stinginess, the bizarre theoriesit was Max, it was Mr. Clean, and now, it was Mr. Pimp, all rolled into one.

But Mr. Pimp was different in one significant way, he had completely dropped the pretense of being morally superior or even remotely interested in safe sex. He was bitter, cynical, and openly hostile toward the very girls he frequented. He'd complain endlessly about how the scene had changed, how the girls were "lazy" and "greedy," and how the customers should take control. His posts were filled with delusions of grandeur, where he imagined himself as some kind of kingpin, schooling everyone on how the game should be played.

What Mr. Clean once hid behind self-righteousness and what Max cloaked in cheapness was now out in the open with Mr. Pimp. The whole facade had crumbled, revealing the biggest loser of them all, a man so caught up in his own delusions, he had to create three separate personas to navigate a world he refused to understand.

The forum eventually caught on. Members began calling out Mr. Pimp for his ludicrous ideas, noting the eerie similarity to Mr. Clean and Max. The three profiles, once distinct, had become a running joke, the embodiment of someone who couldn't deal with the realities of the bar scene.

But the real joke was that Mr. Clean, Max, and Mr. Pimp were just masks for the same person desperate for control, lost in his warped sense of superiority, and blind to the fact that, no matter how many personas he created, he was the one being played.