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09-21-24 11:32 #18662
Posts: 1957Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
Also you sound alot like comrade kamala Harris when you mention "Asian style mongering. " "How are you going to lower the cost of living? By lowering the cost of living. " You often mention this "Asian style" of mongering but you have not described what that means.
Take your white castle or your sand castle whatever and fucking shove it you Expat Moron.
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09-21-24 11:26 #18661
Posts: 573Jakarta Sexpedition Day 1 - Thursday September 19
First time in a really long time my flight got in on time, infect 10 min early and that too during day light. I usually get to fly in during night with delayed flight and practically nothing opened.
Mpox: There is a health check declaring area where you will need to scan a QR code and fill out a short form with basic questions due to the rise of COVID-19's brother Mpox 2024!
Immigration: Self service auto-gate wasn't working for me and many others, ended up going to the counter. Also, make sure to fill out the customs declaration and save the QR code for express customs clearance.
SIM card: Be aware of some booths where they sell SIM card for Telekomsel and other providers. These are all authorized resellers and at a slightly higher prices. . Actual Telekomsel is at the very end of these shop / booth lineup.
Grab: Adjacent to the airport there are grab pickup points for Premium grab cars which are 100-120 thousand more than regular grab. Regular grab is just across the street and there is a bit of wait times for your car to arrive. Watch out for fake grab, meaning Bluebird and other Taxi Drivers with grab app. I wouldn't trust these sleazy bast*rds.
Classic: Checked in to classic deluxe room. Signs of renovations are very much evident. Much more cleaner and organized than before. New couches, beds and bed sheets.
Terminal 2: Messaged my buddy to let him know that I am on my way. He replied okay! Went straight to Terminal 2, greeted by security guard reminding me of not sharing my whiskey with him from last visit wrist band on and I slowly jumped into the herd of hounds. Two of them walked up, looked at my smile and retracted! Did a walk around was surprised by amount of girls presence. Classic must be upping their game. As I came walked past the dance floor, I pair of demonic hand grabbed me! And it had to be Cha Cha. Apparently, my buddy was occupied in Terminal 5 and messaged Cha Cha and she did show me the message on her phone to prove she is not lying.
I didn't even have to say anything to her but she said, I will not rush you, I have 5 big boobs ladies whenever you are ready; finally she is learning.
Half way through my Heineken, Cha Cha came to check on me and I nodded my head for lineup. A line of 6 girls with big boobs.
First catch of the day, Chia, 19 yr old 38. Bit on the chubbier side but can't have 38 on a skinny frame, whole tree will collapse. I got Cha Cha to translate my expectations and girl nodded yes for everything which is a good sign. Another thing I told Cha Cha, if the girls service is good, I will extend my time by texting her, I don't want the room phone to ring! Gave Cha Cha 400 k and she came back with the paper, no change! Sometimes it's not possible to win with Cha Cha off to the room and same ritual of washing and drying up then to bed. This is where Chia started revealing her true face. Very jolly, big smile, very much pleasing attitude, took my dick I her hand and showed some fear of pain. No listerine BS and off to foreplay with lots of DFK, BBBJ and when I implied on DATY, she felt shy, ran to the shower, washed herself more then came back. Very smooth fresh tight pussy. I got her to sit right on top and tease her clit with my dick while I went full throttle on her big boobs. In middle of all the motion and movement she lost balance and went in raw aka BBFS, though she was showing some facial expressions of pain, ritual went on from Cowgirl to Doggy to missionary and finished our deed sweating and shivering in strong AC. We laid next to each other for a bit then off to shower. More BBBJ in shower then got dressed. Tipped her 200 k which made her very happy. Definitely going to be a repeat. Walked back in to the terminal 2. When I finally checked my phone, it was well over an hour.
Bella / Bela: Cha Cha left me alone for exactly 45 min while I was chatting with my buddy and enjoy our beer, She came back with another 4 big bobs girls without me even saying anything to her. Sometimes I am not too sure whether I should scold her or just accept her! Picked the second girl, big smile, big boobs, sat next to us and took a cigarette from me. I offered her beer but she politely declined. Finished my beer, messaged Cha Cha I am ready and felt like she dropped from the sky. I kid you not, sometimes I think she used to be a Ninja! Gave her 400 k and as usual she didn't return anything. I told my buddy if this is Cha Cha special rate because at a rate she is taking my changes, I will have to take her to the room, we both laughed and of the room with Bella. In room, she turned out to be a pure PSE, well rehearsed I must say. Without elaborating much, this one also turned out to be BBFS. Girl was sweet, very much accommodating to my desire and came back to have a smoke with me until she was called for a line up. Would I repeat, probably not simply because of lack of time.
8 airports, 4 countries including 42 degrees Celsius of Middle East heat, I was above feeling anything. Paid my bill, took the harry potter's wand of exited Terminal 2.
To all those BBFS lover, please don't go to Cha Cha and refer to my post. Classic has a strict condom policy, do your negotiations with girls in room. Just know, not all girls will go for it.
Already have some pre-booking done for tomorrow. Next report to follow.
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09-21-24 09:04 #18660
Posts: 882Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
Went there 2 months ago at 7 pm on Friday and only 5 other customers. Mamasan grabbed the closest girl not even trying to get what I asked for. I said no. She then grabbed the girl next to the first one. I told her to not just grab the easiest closest girl. She walked down the line and I just waited. She got pissed I was not following her and sat down. All the other places the mamasan goes and gets girls and brings them to me. So I sat down in another section for 15 minutes to see if any of the other 6 mamasans would try to get my business. Nothing. Not even a waitress to see if I wanted a drink. I left.
Second visit at 7 pm on Friday and no customers. No mamasans. Waitress says they are at Karaoke. One appears 7 minutes later. Gets me a good looking girl. I shut and lock the door. The hook above the door window is broken so people can look in. During undressing she says to hang my clothes pointing to the hooks near the door. The only time or maybe the second time only that a girl mentioning where to put my clothes. Odd. So I put my clothes on the table between the bed and the shower but next to the shower because I can not see my clothes if they are on the hook. She could open the door or someone sneak in and easily reach my clothes. More likely she finds cash in my pocket and slips it under the door to co-worker. I am naked and she has one shoe off only. Odd. I take shower then she does. Lay her down and she has her hands covering her boobs. Odd. I tell her no marks and move her hand away. But she has one boob covered with her hand and the other boob her hand is right there ready to protect. I suck a little and move to suck the other one. She her hand there and says, "One only". I show I am annoyed and tell her no girl has ever acted this way before. She then lets me suck on her other boob. Obviously, I need to cum fast before she says she is tired and starts complaining. Her arms not relaxing away from her boobs angers me. I decide against even trying to get her on top and move to doggie. I ride her awhile and takes longer than expected but finish. She showers. Again when I shower I leave a small opening to watch my clothes. She is sitting on the table getting dressed next to my clothes. But the bed was a little high with an edge so no surprise. I am just on edge having her next to my clothes. Getting dressed and the dreaded knock on the door. Looked at my phone and we had 15 minutes left. Little early compared to all the other places I go to. She smiled during and friendly after and on our way out. Gave her 100 k tip because I came and I had to do doggie for awhile to finish. I did not think I would finish so was happy about that.
Traffic is bad getting there. Mamasan service is dog crap. The girl's service was bad for me because I am a boob guy. I was afraid to ask for her to be on top because if she complained I would have gone limp so went straight to doggie so I could finish. Very odd to have 30 girls available and a total of 5 customers on two Fridays. This place and New Vins are the only 2 places where my spider senses kicked in feeling like they were set up to steal.
Any others been to either of these 2 places? Comments?
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09-21-24 08:54 #18659
Posts: 882Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]
Please stay home. No matter what EA says you will not listen.
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09-21-24 08:08 #18658
Posts: 1957Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
So which one is it, Expat? Is it the best place to monger or is it a disappointment??
I'm tired of you, and the rest of LoveItHere69's team trying to discourage me from having a good time in Jakarta. I never said I wasn't willing to do on-site sessions at classic. I just said I'd prefer to be able to have them come to my place. I also never said the girls from lokasari had to be the best lookers or had to be freelancers either.
I don't know what sandcastles you think I have built but you can take them and shove them up your expat arse LOL.
Atlease people like zippos and bkkguru futureguy and and GG actually try to provide valuable information instead of trying to assume what someone else is looking for and then discourage him from going.
Why don't you let me find out for myself whether I like Jakarta or not?
—Gabacho.
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09-21-24 07:46 #18657
Posts: 1957Originally Posted by BKKguru [View Original Post]
Also classic and travel and the various places at Kota Indah such as As Royal New Royal and Starmoon are within this price range (or lower) as well are they not?
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09-21-24 07:38 #18656
Posts: 1957And one more thing
Originally Posted by LoveItHere69 [View Original Post]
You even admitted to doing that after the fact when you said you "asked some of us to tone it down on Centro" did you not??
So how can you expect me to believe what you say now 2 years later about Jakarta??
And for the record I'm not canceling shit. I will be there soon boots on the ground and I will make my own assessment of Jakarta and report back accordingly.
GabachoOut.
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09-21-24 07:36 #18655
Posts: 330Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]
+ Stick to Lokasari which will also be hit or miss. Meaning, the selection varies by day and time.
~BKK
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09-21-24 07:06 #18654
Posts: 6674Originally Posted by LoveItHere69 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-21-24 06:48 #18653
Posts: 750Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]
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09-21-24 06:44 #18652
Posts: 750Originally Posted by BroScientist [View Original Post]
As for your civilians? Good luck. It will be hit or miss and if they are truly not working girls (no money involved) your probability of getting laid on the first date is small. And yes all the locals know Classic and Emporium for the sleazy sex dens they are.
My usual plan: Sleep in late, laze by the pool in the afternoon, hit a spa (Emporium, Classic, 1001 bfashion, etc are some of many options) around 4 pm, dinner at 7, Classic / KI or other club after dinner. 2 to 3 pops a day. Sometimes squeeze in a Seeking or Tinder girl but only if they offer something special (I. E kink / BDSM etc). Normal civis don't interest me as I have no desire to take the time and energy to seduce a girl over days to end up with mediocre sex.
But you do as you will. Let us know how it works out.
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09-21-24 05:20 #18651
Posts: 1957Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
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09-21-24 05:00 #18650
Posts: 524Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-21-24 02:20 #18649
Posts: 882Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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09-21-24 01:52 #18648
Posts: 882Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]