Bangkok Reports

[Crazy4Thai]

I never got back in the game after the pandemic. My girl and I were talking about old times and she wants to see a pussy show, but not in Pattaya. Is there still such a thing? I know that even years ago they had become somewhat "hidden".

[Nyezhov]

General Circumstances: Rain, rain, rain.

Hotel: Ruamchitt. $35 a night. Room very quiet, bed decent, maids pleasant, staff at Front desk wonderful, clean room, clean corridors, free water (bring a bottle), fridge, safe, furnishings the same as it was 20 years ago. Basic. 70's. Soap dispensers, bring your own toiletries. Pool fabulous. Breakfast mediocre, but fills one gut. If your goal is to go on a mongering mission as soon as the sun sets, its the place for you. Girls must leave ID. If you want a luxury room as convenient as this you will drop more cash at Sofitel or S15, or have to hike down the Sois.

Food: Nana Burger is God. Zeta Buffet at Holiday Inn, Phrom Pong, was mediocre. McDonalds at 3:30 am was a trip. Pizza Pala Romano was fab. If you like conveyor sushi, Sushiro was fun. Birra Quesadillas at Margarita Storm are to die for, Breakfast burritos not so much.

Weed Shops: Happy Cannabis in Bang Pho and Tao Poon, delivery, great pricing. Stonercorner (Sathorn Branch) great products and pricing, in emergencies, the seed place near Margarita Storm. Don't bother with the Premium stuff there. Don't buy on the street.

Nana General: The rain keeps the stench and grubbiness down. I did not go past Hooters. Deaf girls were sparse and ugly trannies prevalent. Schoolgirl was there on the corner near Stumble Inn wearing her schoolgirl red skirt. She was there on Friday and Sunday, her eyes were twitching like mad. Because of the rain, I used TukTuks alot, 100 baht got me one without hassle.

GoGos:

Twister: some decent talent but the layout there is atrocious.

Lollipop: Poor talent and aggressive ladyboy staff. AVOID. Total annoyance.

Bunny's: Decent talent, but the one I wanted put on weight. O well. There was another one that bears watching.

Geisha: Poor talent to my eyes.

Rainbow 5: Bursting at the seams with hotties. I got drink hustled by one just because she was so beautiful. My usual there put some pounds on, so Ill be back there hunting.

Billboard: Fabulous music, professionally run, decent layout, attentive non annoying staff, Man you on the big screen, hotties everywhere. My favourite club and I lucked out financially by the one I had my eyes on looking wore out. Tipped a few girls so they remember me.

Thermae: Packed with girls every night. Tons of girls next door types and skinny little tatooed things, had one every night, including one I saw sitting on the steps at 3 am. Your pricing will be 3 K, I had one girl ask for 5. If she would have been better dressed she would have been worth it.

Ladyboys are everywhere. I saw one that was so hot I couldn't take my eyes off of her, she was prancing up the street wearing vinyl. Amazing.

Ill be back in late Nov early December.

[Pirhaksar]

In the early afternoon I ventured out to Sutthisan to try a (for me) new fiwfan girl. Required walking to the BTS train, then hopping onto the MRT, and then a grab motorbike for the last two km. Done that route so many times that it doesn't take me more than 40 minutes. Not as comfortable as in a taxi, but cheaper, and more importantly, faster without any unexpected traffic delays.

One of course never knows what to expect at fiwfans unfortunately, and thus I have learned to not expect too much, but this was one of the better surprises. A 20 yo old who did a pretty good impression of pretending she liked me (though, if she really did, would she charge me 700 extra for CIM and "big dick"? Werqweq thinks not). Paid her the listed 1600 for 60 minutes beforehand, as one always does as far as fiwfans girls are concerned.

Service was really good, starting with a shower together where she washed me like a GF, admiring my dick and commenting how big it was multiple times. Always flattering of course, no matter how big the lie, but the reason for this became apparent at the end of the session. As always, she was photoshopped up a notch or two in her fiwfans photos, but she was still a pretty girl and I'd rate her as an 8. Maybe even a 9 if her youth is included.
With fiwfans, she can look like a 10 in her photos, but behind the door an acne-ridden 5 can be hiding, only redeemed up to a 6 by her youth. So I've learned to not expect too much. This girl looked like a 9 in her photos, and was in reality an 8. So pretty good as far as fiwfans is concerned.

After the shower I laid down on the bed, where she commenced to DFK me. During this past year I've overcome my inhibitions to DFK-ing p4 p girls (as well as condoms, though I take some precautions in the form of medicine), and while hardly a requirement for me, it's something I on occasion enjoy a bit of. This girl was however really into it, more so than me, so I had to avert myself a bit. I then tried my old Jakarta-trick of pulling her on top of me to grind my dick against her pussy, seeing if I could enter, but she was careful, in a discreet way, for that to not happen. Then onto her back, with me on top, grinding a bit and continuing fondling her breasts, which were not too bad for a Thai girl. She then politely suggested I climb up higher and put my dick in her mouth while she was laying on her back, which I did for a while. Then back to her pussy with my dick, but no go at entering. So, on with the rubber, and fucked her in various positions, with her doing a pretty good job at seeming to be into it.

In the end, I pulled out, pulled off the condom, and pulled her head on top of my dick. After half a minute of this I released into her mouth. Many p4 p girls pull away immediately at the first spurt, but she kept going until I was done. Some more GFE from her, then into the shower to get rid of the apparently unwanted substance now swimming around in her mouth. After that, massaged me for a bit, then suggested I hop into the shower myself, which I promptly did.

Getting dressed afterwards she asked if I could give her a tip. I think it's only the second time I've wanted to tip a fiwfans girl (normally there is a listed surcharge for CIM, so no additional tip required for that), and I don't like when people ask me for a tip of course, but I had planned on giving her a tip as service was really good, so I said yes, and pulled out a 500 note. She looked confused, and for a moment I naively wondered if she thought it was too much and was going to say she does not have so much change, but alas, she pulled out a different "service list" than the one her agent had sent me, and on this one pointed out the extra charges for CIM and "big dick" (I guess I jinxed myself when I some weeks ago said nobody has ever complained or charged me for "big dick" before), respectively 300 and 400 extra (or reverse, my Thai was not good enough to understand her). So in fact I had to pay an additional 200. Well, ok I thought. Don't know why her list is different than what her agent sent me, but oh well. Service was good, and she did not (like most other fiwfans girls) interrupt the romance by informing me of the extra surcharge for CIM beforehand. Some more joking / GFE from her side, and I left a happy camper.

Worked out a bit and then had a massage next to Marriot on Sukhumvit 22, where I was going to have dinner. A Thai massage from a 35 year old reasonably looking woman in the nearest shop. At the end the customary Q if I wanted her to massage junior also. Said I did not know, so she proceeded with the regular Thai massage. Then she asked again some 5 minutes later, and I said ok, if she sucked. She told me that would be 2,000. I said 1000. She asked for 1500, I said 1000. She asked for 1500, including massage, but I just kept it at 1,000. She then clarified that I would indeed pay the additional 300 for the massage downstairs (I guess there are some cluebies that have somehow not understood one pays for the massage, and then one pays for whatever extras separately), which I of course confirmed. She told me we have 7, no, ok, 10 minutes, till we have to finish, so I suggested she sucked good, which she laughingly indicated she was not sure she could or not. Before 10 minutes I released the first spurt into her mouth, at which point she immediately tried to pull away of course.

Paid her the extra 1000 in private upstairs, the 300 for the massage downstairs, and since the massage was also good, an additional 100 baht tip for that. Then overate as usual at Marriot's Goji restaurant buffet (booked via eatigo for a discount), before booking a grab motorbike back to my airbnb.

Do you remember the affiliation / agent for this girl or the line ID for this girl? The site is so confusing with the english translation unintentionally funny. Also the reviews seem to be copy paste across multiple girls.

[Bunky]

Nana without hesitation. Cowboy is full of scam.

Concur. The Soi Cowboy bars owned by "The Arab" are clip joints that prey upon the unwary. Give them a wide berth. Moreover, Soi Cowboy attracts a noticeable contingent of "civilian" tourists. They aren't there for the naughty boy scene. Indeed, many of them pay the elevated Soi Cowboy drink prices to sit outside. Bangkok is a world class city, with hundreds of cool places to sit outside and drink. Why these people choose to sit outside a go go bar on Soi Cowboy mystifies me. Frankly, I find them a little unsettling.

[UglyAzzMan]

If you can afford it, get on the AIS "serenade" plan. Ex-GF was on it and would often go there to get me a free coffee while I was waiting in line at the nearby bank at Emquartier, or we'd just drop-in together if we were walking past an AIS serenade service point by coincidence.

If I recall correctly, they had some type of cookie available for free too, so you might even make a free meal out of it. Added bonus is that most of the girls you meet there waiting for service will probably be somewhat middle-classy and up.

It would be quite the stretch to say Cookie Servers are middle classy and up.

More believable if you said maybe lower middle class to all the way down. LOL. Hahaha.

Not making FUN of any classes. Thais do enough of that on their OWN.

[Werqweq]

Had to find the answer myself because there wasn't anybody in tuned with Bangkok like me. Guess I am the expert of my own adventures. True Coffee is free respite for anyone with True plan. No purchase necessary. Got to relax for free.

If you can afford it, get on the AIS "serenade" plan. Ex-GF was on it and would often go there to get me a free coffee while I was waiting in line at the nearby bank at Emquartier, or we'd just drop-in together if we were walking past an AIS serenade service point by coincidence.

If I recall correctly, they had some type of cookie available for free too, so you might even make a free meal out of it. Added bonus is that most of the girls you meet there waiting for service will probably be somewhat middle-classy and up.

[Roll8426]

You can disagree with some of El Mexicant's methods but I appreciate his useful tips ie the True Coffee shop info.

Yeah, no. You and him can screw right off.

[Lager]

Any Bangkok "experts" who can answer this question.

Are there any shops that actually offer a good deal on threesomes?

In my experience Thailand generally offers relatively bad rates compared to the rest of the world.

Ex: 4 k for two girls 1 shot 1 hour when the same shop offers 1700 1 girl hh.

Thai logic.

Meanwhile, in other places the second girl can cost as little as 20% additional. In Thailand it costs 90-100% extra.

[UglyAzzMan]

I googled tsgsideline.com and did google translate. I see some good profiles, how do I get in touch to book time especially if it is incall hotel shared by several as the thread comments indicate.

Do I need the LINE app to connect and chat with the girl I like to arrange for the meet? Any other things you did to get confirmation on price, menu and the girl?

I see 2400 $ for 2 shots 90 minutes, which is a very good price assuming the girls are even half as good as the pics show.

If you are Happy with 50% I'm sure you'll be in Heaven. Hahaha. Hahaha.

[Pirhaksar]

TSG is a brothel operating out of a few hotels in the Sukhumvit / Thong Long areas. They have a profile on fiwfans, but the website is in Thai and google translate is a bit wonky because it's all in slang and the photos are photoshopped.

It might've been my luck but I found some real gems on there on my last visit to BKK.

I googled tsgsideline.com and did google translate. I see some good profiles, how do I get in touch to book time especially if it is incall hotel shared by several as the thread comments indicate.

Do I need the LINE app to connect and chat with the girl I like to arrange for the meet? Any other things you did to get confirmation on price, menu and the girl?

I see 2400 $ for 2 shots 90 minutes, which is a very good price assuming the girls are even half as good as the pics show.

[ElMexicant]

You can disagree with some of El Mexicant's methods but I appreciate his useful tips ie the True Coffee shop info.

Don't forget about the monk fruit. It's not sugar. It's a zero calorie sweetener that may be a "life saver. " Definitely, game changer when it comes to my desserts. Nom Nom.

[PgReal]

Much wonder how about the price for LT in those gogo bar girls from Nana or Soi Cowboy or perhaps Thermae Girls? I heard and read from some posting it cost between 7 K to 8 K + BF? Don't want to ruined the market price but if this price is real, then MP asking declare prices for 8 hours outcall service for overnight should be reasonable then?

MD.

I don't really like the gogo's but I'd agree the MP's quite well priced for LT outcalls.

The dating APP's particularly TF is another route. I find most FL's will quote you a LT price even without you asking and it is usually only 1,000 or 1,500 more than the ST price.

I assume a lot of the girls aren't getting multiple appointments every day and many don't get anything at all everyday so I find them quite eager for you to book them for the night a day or two in advance. That way they are guaranteeing themselves an income I suppose. On my last trip I'd get repeated messages quite often from girls over a number of days asking if I wanted to meet up tonight or tomorrow.

Just prepare your hotel room in advance as in have the valuables locked away, no large amount of cash lying around etc. I'd also generally keep any expensive clothes etc in the suitcase, closed and in the wardrobe.

[PgReal]

I am visiting in 2 weeks and was initially going for outcall to hotel but after reading about the soapy massage and picking from a line up seems very interesting option. Seems like Poseidon, La Belle, Emanuelle are the often cited places and intend to visit each of them. Have a few questions given your recent trip to Poseidon. Is the session typically GFE with DFK? Is the default 1 shot in 90 minutes or 2 shots are allowed? Lastly, in general, do we have to carry condoms or the girls have them. Not sure of the protocol hence the qn.

Girls, shops supply condoms. Some FL's on outcall will use yours if you are a trustable sort of person, but I find they generally prefer to use their own.

In soapies, generally not a GFE or DFK, obviously you'll get the odd exception, but the routine is more mechanical and uniform (pre-rehearsed).

I've been told always 2 shots is allowed if you are up to it in the 90 minutes. I've found if you are aroused early they'll try and get you to shoot early as part of the stage act, as they'll expect you to want to go again in the last 30 minutes of the session.

[Paolo99]

Much wonder how about the price for LT in those gogo bar girls from Nana or Soi Cowboy or perhaps Thermae Girls? I heard and read from some posting it cost between 7 K to 8 K + BF? Don't want to ruined the market price but if this price is real, then MP asking declare prices for 8 hours outcall service for overnight should be reasonable then?

MD.

I've never done LT but I would think it's 5 K and up plus barfine and drinks.

As for a LT from an MP, pre-covid a LT from a girl in Snow White was 5 K plus 1 K to the shop. I don't think their prices have changed much.

[Pirhaksar]

Poseidon Soapy Massage:

I was on a quick business trip to Bangkok from Manila. Due to being a last minute schedule, didn't have much time and opportunity to look for Non-pro civi online scene. I was mostly busy with meetings and delegates. Finally had the opportunity on last day. Went to Poseidon after almost a decade later. Not as thriving as it used to be. Upon entering, I was escorted by the mamasaan to 3rd floor. There were approximately 18/19 girls of different shapes and ages, prices ranges from.

THB 3900 to 7900. Picked a lady from the 3900 range, paid up and off to the room.

Just like any other Soapy, same rituals of Bathtub activity then off to couch for more BBBJ and teasing. There was no body to body on the floor, not sure if that's something they don't offer anymore. Main action stared with more BBBJ then cap on and straight to cowgirl. 10 min of deep penetration then switched to side for better view and tightness while she started screaming. Switched to missionary and released.

Total damage: THB 3,900 + 500 tips / drinks.

Last time I was in Bangkok was on 2019 and scene has definitely changed to better for sure. I was staying around SOI 11 and street walkers inventory was pretty good. Didn't inquire their prices. I had retired from Bangkok almost 6 years ago and shifted to Indonesia-Philippines-Malaysia. With Philippines being partial bust and amount of time required to score a non-pro can be hectic process, Bangkok is back to the list.

I am visiting in 2 weeks and was initially going for outcall to hotel but after reading about the soapy massage and picking from a line up seems very interesting option. Seems like Poseidon, La Belle, Emanuelle are the often cited places and intend to visit each of them. Have a few questions given your recent trip to Poseidon. Is the session typically GFE with DFK? Is the default 1 shot in 90 minutes or 2 shots are allowed? Lastly, in general, do we have to carry condoms or the girls have them. Not sure of the protocol hence the qn.