Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[EverythingThai]

Pattaya's nightlife offers something for everyone, and gentlemen's clubs are a significant part of its appeal. Unlike the lively go-go bars, these clubs provide a more intimate and relaxed setting. Spread across Central Pattaya, Jomtien, and Pratamnak, they cater primarily to local expatriates and regular customers rather than short-term tourists. Many tourists and short time expats are curious about the Gents clubs. They think of a gents club as an upscale expensive club just like in Bangkok and other cities around the world. However, that could not be further from the truth. Read on and you will see. Here's an overview of the locations, atmosphere, services, pricing, and what to expect at these establishments.

1. Locations and Popular Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are often discreetly located, offering a cozy and private environment for their patrons. However, some are located right out in the open on a busy Soi.

Central Pattaya, especially Soi Bonchot, Soi Bukao, Soi Pothole, and Soi Boomarang are hotspots for gentlemen's clubs. These areas are packed with venues that cater to a steady flow of expats and repeat customers.

Popular Clubs:

Heaven Above: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Maggie Mays: Located on Soi Pothole.

Club Fate: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents club on Soi Bonchot.

Red Hot & Blue Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao.

Play Girlz Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao and Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents Club Soi Bonchot.

High Rollers Soi Pothole.

Jomtien has a quieter nightlife scene but still boasts quality gentlemen's clubs that appeal to those seeking a laid-back night out.

Popular Clubs:

Maggie Mays Jomtien: The Jomtien counterpart of the Central Pattaya venue, offering consistent service and a welcoming environment.

Kitkat.

Pussy Galore.

Pratumnak is home to a smaller but upscale selection of gentlemen's clubs, catering to those living in this quiet area of Pattaya, which caters to local expats wanting their home away from all the noise of central Pattaya, but still just being a stone throw away from central Pattaya if one wants to go.

Popular Clubs:

Kineree.

Cat Flaps.

Venom.

Cozy Beach.

2. Quality of the Girls.

The girls working in gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are diverse in both appearance and personality.

Diverse Appeal:

You'll encounter women ranging from "average" to stunningly gorgeous, with looks and personalities to suit every preference. Some are laid-back and conversational, while others are outgoing and flirtatious and downright just dirty in a good way. Their overall vibe ranges from fat and unattractive to slim sexy and beautiful. You will find A cups all the way to the cups.

Not Lady Drink-Focused:

Most girls aren't solely focused on selling getting lady drinks, unlike those in many go-go bars. They aim to establish a friendly, relaxed relationship with patrons, especially regulars.

Repeat Business Focus:

These clubs prioritize creating a loyal customer base rather than chasing after one-time "whale" tourists, offering a consistent and dependable experience for expats.

3. Services Provided.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are more than just barsthey offer a full experience tailored to the patron's comfort and enjoyment, ranging from a hours out with the boys shooting the shit and playing pool to a place where you can go for naughty no holds bar action with the girls.

Companionship:

Patrons can enjoy the company of the girls for conversation, drinking, and playful interactions, such as playing drinking games and pool to downright dirty and sexy action short time in the club or long time at your condo or hotel.

Private Rooms and Curtained Areas:

Most clubs feature private rooms for intimate moments where you can take the girl for short time action for 1000-1500 baht plus the cost of the room, often equipped with comfortable beds and ambient lighting. You generally get an hour or so to fuck the girl. Some clubs also have curtained-off areas within the main bar for semi-private experiences, allowing for discreet fun, such as fucking or getting a blow job, without going to a private room. Normally costing around 300 baht. In some clubs, the girls are known for fucking and sucking or getting their pissing licked right out in the open for everyone to see, all customers and other girls and bar tenders and servers.

Entertainment:

Clubs often feature themed nights, special events, and sometimes spontaneous sexy performances right in the bar, adding an element of surprise and excitement. Most gents clubs will also have a pool table or private rooms with large TVs and sofas for groups. Some bar groups organize gents club bar crawls so mongers can tour all the gents clubs in the city. Generally they are run weekly with a different rotation of clubs sometimes.

Bar Fines:

If a customer wants to spend time with a hostess outside the club, a bar fine can be paid, with fees varying from 500-1000 baht plus the girls fee of 2000ST- 3000 baht ++ for Long time depending on the venue and time of day.

4. Pricing Overview.

Prices in gentlemen's clubs are reasonable and designed to attract a consistent clientele rather than high-spending tourists.

Drinks:

Beers: 100150 THB.

Cocktails: 200300 THB.

Lady Drinks: 150200 THB.

Bar Fines: Typically, between 500 and 1,000 THB, depending on the club.

Some bars have drink promotions for the customers such as beer cards where free beers are awarded after you fill a certain number of shots.

5. Additional Services.

Personal arrangements are negotiated directly with the hostess, often ranging from 1,000 to 2,000 THB for Short time on the premises plus the cost of the room 300-500 Baht and 1000-1500 Baht ST up to 3000 baht ++ for Long time at your hotel or condo.

Bar crawls for touring the different gents clubs.

Some offer free food on certain days for a minimum purchase.

6. Experiences in Gentlemens Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya focus on creating a relaxed and enjoyable experience, particularly for their regular patrons.

Relaxed Atmosphere:

The ambiance is designed to put patrons at ease, with friendly staff and a slower pace compared to the city's busier nightlife spots.

Politeness and Easy-Going Vibe:

Patrons who are polite, patient, and relaxed often have the best experiences. The girls tend to take charge, ensuring guests enjoy their time without feeling rushed or pressured. In some cases, the girls may even engage in sexy, playful activities right in the bar, creating a fun, sexy, and exciting atmosphere.

Personalized Entertainment:

Whether engaging in conversation, sharing drinks, or enjoying private moments in curtained areas, the experience is tailored to each guest's preferences. That is what is great about these gents clubs. The girls often dance naked in the bar and while talking to you if you buy a few drinks. Some girls will give you a BJ right out in. The open for a few lady drinks. In some clubs buying a rack of tequila for a lady means an automatic naked lady sitting on your lap.

7. Things to Keep in Mind.

When visiting gentlemen's clubs, it's essential to approach the experience with the right mindset:

Be Polite: Treat the girls with respect and avoid being overly demanding. Relaxing and letting the girls take the lead often results in the most memorable experiences.

Budgeting: While prices are generally fair, costs can add up with drinks, bar fines, and additional services. Keep an eye on your bill once and while to make sure what you have ordered is accurate. If you get drunk, its often best to pay as you go to avoid disputes. When there are drunk people involved, misunderstandings can happen.

Discretion: These clubs value privacy and provide a comfortable environment where guests can enjoy themselves without worry.

8. Descriptions of my favorites.

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole- A long time gents club on Soi Pothole in central Pattaya. Renovated about 6 months ago adding a second floow of Kareoke rooms and a pool table. It is known as the friendly neighborhood bar where local expats go to fuck or just chill with the boys. They have beer card promotions and lady drink promotions when buying a 5 rack of tequila for your chosen lady gets her a 6th one for free and guarantees the lady will get completely naked for you while drinking right out in the open for all to see. You have three choices to get off in this club. The first one is where you buy lady drinks, and the girl will blow you right there out in the open. At least one rack of Tequila will get you started and with a few extra added on and the lady will finish you off right there in the open. Next is behind a curtain. This will cost you 300 baht and 500 Baht or so for a BJ and 1000 or so to get fucked. Next is ST upstairs. The room is about 400 baht or so and the girl will most likely want at least 1500 Baht. Finally, there is the bar fine of 500-1000 baht for ST or LT plus the girls fee to go out. This is not popular, so they price this accordingly to keep the girls inside the club. It opens at 1 PM guys and closes at midnight. Great spot to get an early start to a day of mongering.

Cat Flaps Patamnak- Opens at 1 Pm as well, but closes at 9 PM. Located between Soi 4 and Soi 5 in Pratamnak. It's a very large club with a huge round bar in the middle of the club for the guys to sit around and chill and drink. Around the outside are large booths where you can sit with the girls and drink and mess around. All the same naughty action happens here just like in Maggie Mays, as the place is owned by the same guy. Therefore, all the drink pricing, promotions and curtained areas and short time room and bar fine stuff is mostly the same. It can get really naughty at times in here as well. Girls naked and BJs right out in the open. They have free food here sometimes, such a lasagna and brisket. Beer cards can be used here as well as Maggie Mays.

Club Fate-Located on Soi Boomarang and owned by the same guy so everything is the same as Maggie Mays and cat flaps. It opens up at 6 PM and closes at 3 AM. Beer cards can also be used here. A few differences here though. The first difference is the ST rooms are huge and a lot nicer. Secondly, there are semi freelancers that come in at around 9 or 10 PM who are often the best looking. This seems to be a new development recently. Last but not least, if you thought the first two clubs were dirty, Fate is on a whole other level. I have witnessed what it seemed to be full on orgies right out in the open with 2 or 3 girls attacking one guy on a sofa. One sitting on the guy's face, while the other 2 gave a joint BJ licking cock. Once or twice even some fucking right out in the open. The line up can be inconsistent at times, but you will be assured of a downright dirty sexual encounter if that's your thing.

Kineree- As well in between Soi 4 and Soi 5 Pratamnak. It opens at 12 noon every day and closes at around 8 PM. However, most girls are gone by around 7 PM. I like this place just for the sheer variety of girls. Why? They are all freelancers. Lady drinks are 150 baht. Customers drinks are cheap, and they have ST rooms on site. 400 baht or so for the room and 1000-1500 baht for the girl. However, often the girls won't go out of the bar. It is widely known for girls to work there during the day and to go home to their unsuspecting husbands or boyfriends after. Great for an early start. They also have Saturday free food with a minimum purchase.

RTFF for more specifics.

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above

2000* Short Time (in club /1 HR).

550 Short Time Room.

1600 Bar Fine.

3000 Short Time (4 HR).

5000 Long Time (up to 12 HR).

Lady Drink 165.

*All prices in THB.

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above and Club Exite.

Two of my new favorites!

I had an excellent night at Club Fate and Heaven Above. Did the booth threesome thing in Heaven Above. And so did my boy. He took took girls upstairs. I just stayed with the two girls drinking in the booth. I see a threesome in my future.

6000 THB for six hours up in there Holla!

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand

[Explorer8939]

I went to 3 Ways and Maggie Mays last night.

3 Ways is still a bit sparse, but there were some spinners walking around. As usual, some of the hotter ladies are gone for the moment having been sent home by lonely guys who pay for them to go live in the village with their Thai boyfriend.

Maggie Mays on Soi Chaiyapoon always has lots of ladies and quite a few customers. The ladies are the usual assortment of paunchy MILFs, sexy MILFs and young ladies not wearing many clothes.

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above and Club Exite.

Two of my new favorites!

[SubCmdr]

Dinner at Grillicious by Beirut. Extremely high quality meal. More food that could be eaten for 1400*.

Bus Bar: This is a good reason why I do not like to refer to places by their real names. Writing bad things about businesses can get you in trouble here in Thailand. I prefer not to do that. Usually if I don't have something to say that is good about a place then I say nothing or something very generic.

The Bus Bar staff pissed me off for the first time ever. Sat down and ordered a "a bucket" drink. If you have ever been there then you know this is a very large drink. I'm half way finished and the staff is rolling up on me asking me if I want another and I let them know I am still good. I had even invited friends to join me. We had all ordered a drink. None of us were finished. This is what pissed me off. The staff spoke to my friend in Thai about something. She then told me she was ready to leave and head to our next spot. I never question her in these situations. I just paid the bill and followed her lead. We get to the next destination and she explains what the punk ass ***** mother fucker said to her:

That we had been at the table for two hours (lie) that we had all ordered just one drink (true) and that they cannot make any money on those who drink slow (unknown).

Now I know why she didn't tell me anything about it. I would have gone off. And that would not have been a good for me. First the punk ass ***** mother fucker had the nerve to speak to my friend in Thai in front of me when I was going to pay the mother fucking bill. Then these mother fuckers who have never confronted me on my drink pace must be getting greedy heading into high season. The crowds are up and you cannot get a seat in the place by 2200. If they have some sort of drink minimum (1 an hour or some shit like that) then they need to state is clearly upfront. That is what I didn't like. That and the fact that staff did not speak directly to me. So, I am done with the bus bar. There are too many locations to drink in Pattaya for me to put up with their male bovine excrement. It was a good run!

Vixen Club

This is a well appointed bar with rooms upstairs located on Soi Buakhao. Line up is 10 girls, three of which I found attractive.

My friend knows the mamason here. We have been here before. But my other friend who is visiting had never been here. I wanted to introduce him to the place. My friend and I head over to the bar directly and pick out our drinks. My other friend he sits down at a table across from the bar. Girl comes over to him he is interested and buys her a drink. Then he picks another girl and he is doing a talking threesome thing. NOTHING like I was doing in Club Fate just a few nights ago. But who cares:

his time; his money; his dick; his call

I've got my friend to entertain me. So, mamason invites me to play DJ. Oh hell yeah! I have a DJ background from when I was in University and it is still a hobby of mine. So, when I take over the keyboard, I have the girls grating and everyone loving my selections. I goto into cheat mode and start pulling up great sets from the Boiler room and start dancing with my friend.

My other friend and trying to get his pair to warm up. I am looking over at him a laughing at myself, thinking I need to take him to Club Fate. My friend and I are questioning the mamason. Why is this place so expensive (180 Lady Drinks). She says she does not know. The owner sets the prices. What are the costs for the ladies? 2000 for the girl; 500 for the room upstairs; What is the cost to bar fine? 2500; WHAT THE FUCK? The owner does not want guys taking the girls out of the bar. Fuck here is the idea. 0000 BarFine drops to 1000; 0100 Bar Fine drops to 800; Bar closes at: 0200.

This is going to be my new spot just to drink and chill. Fuck the Bus Bar. Not going to give my money to any mother fucker on this entire earth that disrespects me.

It's around 2300 and we are all hungry. Final stop is: LanZhou Noodles. It is open 24 hours a day and is my goto spot for soup. The three of all had our noodle soup for less than 500. Everything Thai this is another thing that you can buy for 500. ROTFLMAO! Yeah, I know. I can be a mother fucker at times. LOL!

If you had a spy cam in my room you might have gotten a glimpse of me going down like a SUB CAPTAIN the next morning on my young friend who accompanied me on my night out. Her pussy lips opened like a butterfly and the taste of her juices were exquisite. When she let out a low growl fuck me now I knew it was time for my Big Black Dick to put in some work! Don't ask for contact information gentlemen because she has taken herself off the market. No more public service and is in exclusively in private practice with me. You are not going to find her anywhere unless you have game and roll up on her in person when she is out and about doing her ADLs. Which I bet you would if you saw her cause she is so fucking sexy.

All the pretty girls walk like this - Pretty Girl Walk, Big Boss Vette.

*All prices in THB.

[SouthEaster]

Thanks for this. I am always looking for good BJ places and the fact they are relatively cheap doesn't hurt either. Will definitely try at least one next trip. Keep them coming! No pun intended.

[SubCmdr]

King Kong: Soi 6, Gentlemans Club; no LD required. BBBJCIM: 800* (flat) behind the curtain on a shared couch. Up to three guys getting serviced at a time.

Lips Lounge: A combined Gentleman's Club / Agogo. LD: 150 (gets your dick sucked briefly); BBBJCIM: 500 (room nor curtain needed); Room: 400.

Club Fate: A well appointed Gentleman's Club; Has a "get naked" for me option with two shots of Tequila for the Ladies (395). LD: ?; BBBJCIM 1000; Behind the curtain (Optional): 300; Room: 400. You can also just get your dick sucked right there out in the open. For the individuals calling me cheap, I wish there were there to pick up my bar bill: 6700.

*All prices in THB.

[Explorer8939]

I went to Hunny Lounge on Soi Honey today. I was informed it was operating in "locked" mode, since the ladies were naked.

I wasn't there for playing with naked ladies, so I just bought a drink. And then another drink. And then a very friendly lady showed up. I bought her a drink, and we were off to the races.

[SubCmdr]

Stuck my head in there with some buddies. We were on our way to Club Fate so we didn't stay long. Did not even order anything. But the girls had a great attitudes and there were several that I would be willing to fuck (or at least have them suck my dick). The club set up itself is great.

Like the greatest former governor of California once famously said: I'll be back!

Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.

[EverythingThai]

Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.

Its just been sold and the new owner knows what the fuck he is doing as he owns another club that is very successful. Therefore, the line up should improve drastically. Thats when I will be going.

[PayForIt]

Anyone been to the new club opposite Play Girlz. Cat House?

Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.

[EverythingThai]

Anyone been to the new club opposite Play Girlz. Cat House?

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, as someone who frequents WS Go Go's (a lot) & G Clubs, my opinion is that they are not mutually exclusive. I see the merits in both venues. So let me just state the obvious: it is very rare to find that 10% creme de la creme quality Pin Up girl in a Pattaya G Club. It can happen, but the sightings are rare. Thus, the bottom line for me is I like going to G Clubs for a bit of afternoon entertainment. It is fun and I usually find some very, very friendly girls to hang out with in the various G Clubs, but at night when I am looking for top quality girls, Pin Up and a few other high-end Go Go's are where I go. And like I said maybe only 10% to 15% of say Pin Up girls actually qualify in my humble estimation as real lookers and yes post-covid Go Go prices are insane what with various lady drink minimums and bifurcated timeline barfines which I do not like. But I don't care. When I am in Pattaya I want what I want when I want it. It analogous to deciding to go out for dinner to a top quality steak house or a top quality sushi restaurant or not. Is the fine dining worth the premium price? The answer is it is up to the individual customer. To me, the answer is yes, it is worth it because I like slender, young, pretty girls. I appreciate dry aged beef and I like creative cuts of top quality raw fish. You should check out Pin Up just to see if I am blowing smoke or I am saying something real. Up to you. Either way, Rock on!

A. H.

Axel Heyst, No thanks. I tag along with my friends to Walking Street or occasionally step into 808 on my own. I prefer gentleman's clubs. Period. Full Stop!

Pin Up:

I don't question your evaluation of talent there. I won't deny that you prefer girls that are basically knock kneed bimbos walking like hos. It is a preference that that I find prevalent in a certain type of Farang. Your time, your money, your dick, your call!.

What I like

I like Windmill, Kink, Lips Lounge but even in my favorites I have never bar fined a girl out of one. I don't like the logistics involved in a bar fine. Waiting for the girl to change. Looking regular instead of exotic one she is ready to go. Traveling to the room. Nah! Fuck all dat! I like feeling the moment and fucking on premise. I identify with wanting what you want. What I want is to fuck right there while my dick is hard and my pussy is wet. I am also uninterested in taking these prostitutes back to the room where I live. Something most visitors do not give a fuck about. Every time I enter a Gentleman's Club I get my dick sucked or fuck. So, not only do we disagree on the attractiveness of the girls in Agogos and Gentleman's clubs. We have very different preferences when it comes to the logistics of fucking. When I go out I have no reason whatsoever to maximize my time because a wheels up clock is ticking.

One of the things that always surprise me is that when comparisons are made people think everyone is the same. I don't see girls through your eyes nor fuck with your dick. Therefore each International Trick is bound to have different desires and preferences. I am happy you are able to satisfy yours.

Your time, your money, your dick, your call!

[SubCmdr]

Started out at the Bus bar. Ordered my favorite large drink. Sat down. And waited for anyone who had beef with me from ISG to show up and have it out with me. I was waiting for the party to begin with. Maybe I could finally get a chance to meet those who have beef with me showing up with low brow version of a Diddy white party with torches, fried chicken and watermelon for dessert.

Alas, no one show up. So I set out to get my Big Black Dick sucked. Headed to one of my favorite clubs and got way laid by a pair of Thai girls offering me a threesome. I'm like: WTF?!. They were very enthusiastic and out going. Playfully grabbing my BBD hugging and kissing me. None of the dink, dink, dink, Nightass group Soi 6 bullshit!. Just a straight offer of a threesome.

I didn't even know the place had rooms. But they did. It was a payment to each girl and for the room. So, they led me inside and I paid the bartender. Upstairs to the the room were we had this great shower together all three of us. It was great foreplay.

The Main Event

It was a outstanding experience. These two had worked together before and were both on me the entire time like a coordinated ballet of sexual pleasure. 100 percent focused on what I wanted and my pleasure.

I WILL fucking repeat with these two!

Not being ready to call it night I kept walking. Cute girl in a massage place caught my eye. Approached her for a oil massage. It was an outstanding massage with a top quality happy ending. Hopped on the Baht Bus and rode home.

It is the spontaneity of Pattaya that I enjoy so much. Not trying to force the square peg into the round hole. I just go with energy flow and enjoy the results. I got naked with three different girls (two at one time in one case). Busted two nuts. And didn't even buy one mother fucking LD. Made me feel like I was:

Ballin like a mother fucking pro! LOL!

But it is not that mother fucking Bangkok. It is Pattaya. That means I was: Ballin on a budget baby!

All my life been po' but it really don't matter no mo; And they wonder why we act this way, Subcmdr gon' be okay - Po' Folks, Nappy Roots.