Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Need to interrupt your programming for an important message. See below pic. Enuf said.

(Thank you and now you may continue with those keyboard strokes and that of the other stimulating kind to each other). Chicken tikka masala for everyone but not for everything. LOL.

Alright, here's the deal. You've got our attention—congratulations, you've interrupted our schedule. But you better be prepared, because I'm about to bring the heat. Chicken tikka masala for everyone? Seriously? What are you, a food delivery service for mediocrity? Let's get one thing straight: if you're going to waste our time with this weak, half-baked nonsense, you better come up with something that actually matters.

Keyboard strokes and "stimulating kinds"? Cut the crap. We're not in a high school debate club. Either say something of value or shut the hell up and let the grown-ups handle the conversation. If you want to keep playing with your little LOLs, I suggest you do it on a platform for nine your olds.

And don't even get me started on that chicken tikka nonsense. You think you can serve up some half-assed joke and that'll impress us? Think again. Keep it moving, pal, or I'll have your "programming" pulled faster than you can blink.

[Nyezhov]

I was put on "Hold For Moderation" here several years ago for some sort of infraction that nobody in Admin could or would clarify and I have been on it ever since. Despite my PMs to Admin and Mods to check into it and let me know what it would take for me to be taken off of it. No reply.

Consequently, I dismiss the idea of writing a Field Report that informs any interested parties here when and where I know there are 18-22 year old hotties ready and willing to lavish punters with super low cost no hassle, no discussion Real Sex / BBFSCIP because I suspect by the time that report gets posted hours and hours later they will all have been taken or moved on elsewhere to parts unknown.

Oh well.

Yep, that's why I don't do field reports while sitting on the steps of Thermae at 2 am.

[EverythingThai]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days a week the college girls be begging. To get a guy that sexually performs. So whenever I get horny I go to the dorm. Went to the dorm Sunday around midnight. I saw a hunny and she gave me an invite. To her room and said that she had been scoping me in English class and now she was hoping. Just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed. I nibbled on her ear and said I hope your in condition. Then she got down in a yoga like position. Took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna. Her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana. She said let's get busy, I don't want to lose ya and needless to say I knocked it like a Hoosier.

Oh, and Indiana? Really? Nothing says romance and intrigue like comparing a woman's chest to the American Midwest. Next time, maybe get out of the freshman creative writing workshop and shoot for something with a little more subtlety. But hey, good luck with your literary endeavors just maybe try a rewrite or two. Or ten.

Listen, champ, let's address the giant neon sign flashing "CREEP" over this entire narrative. Strolling into a dorm "whenever you get horny" like it's a fast-food drive-thru? Yeah, that's the definition of next-level creep status. And newsflash: nobody's impressed. If you think lurking around campus dorms and narrating your, uh, "conquests" is something worth bragging about, let me be the first to tell you it's not. It's not suave, it's not cool, and it's definitely not the fantasy you think it is. It's the kind of thing that, in real life, gets you a quick meeting with the Thai police and a one way ticket to the Bangkok Hilton where your ladyboy cell mate has his way with you. So maybe, for everyone's sake, dial down the "college girls be begging" rhetoric and try treating people like, I don't know, human beings.

Oh, and lets not even get started on the completely fabricated nature of this sad little tale. Saw a hunny in English class, scoping me out? What are we, in a rom-com? You really think a girl just spontaneously picked you out of a sea of people, and decided to invite you to her dorm at midnight? Please. The only thing youve got in common with that story is the sheer desperation to sound like youre living in some high school movie. The reality is probably more like you awkwardly stared at her across the room until she noticed, then quickly texted your buddies about how you got some just to keep up with your own sad delusion. Lets be real, this is all about as believable as you being the next James Bond. So, until you get a grip and stop embarrassing yourself, lets agree to keep the delusions on the shelf where they belong.

[EverythingThai]

Going through all that trouble to type way way over a thousand words. And then got pulled a Negan. LOL.

It's like this. They say. Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, I've never seen anybody do the things you do before. They say. Move for me, move for me, move for me. And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again.

So yep, keep dancing. Shine all the way.

ElMexicant.


Let me make this crystal clear. Sneaking food from hotel buffets like its your personal grocery aisle isnt just tacky; its embarrassing. Show some self-respect and pay like everyone else.

And while were at it, your behavior at the gym? Cut it out. Nobody wants to deal with someone who doesnt understand basic boundaries. People go there to work out, not to feel uncomfortable or watched.

And lets not forget the whole cheap act. Its not just about the free buffet hustleits a pattern. Too cheap to pay, too shameless to care. Get it together and act like someone whos actually got their life in order.

This isnt a request. Its time to step up and act like an adult. Consider this your wake-up call.

And dont even get me started on how easy it would be for me to write a thousand words about you. Seriously, technology's incredible these days. Its amazing what I could put together with just a few taps on a keyboard and a little common sense, a concept you might want to look up, by the way. Believe me, I could turn every cheap stunt, every cringe-worthy move, into a novel thatd make people laugh and cringe in equal measure. So, if you dont want that story written, start changing the narrative.

[SubCmdr]

So the minimum wage is supposed to go up to 400 baht / day in January, but businesses say they can not afford to pay each employee an additional 73 baht per day. Business groups have spoken out against the planned increase and say a nationwide flat rate is impractical given the differences in economic conditions in different provinces. Mr Phiphat said earlier that studies had shown the change would result in employers paying about 73 baht more per employee on a daily basis.

Meanwhile, in Pattaya.

So here we have another (compound expletive deleted) making a post that has NOTHING to do with having sex with girls in the Pattaya Reports thread. Should have been in the General Reports thread as it is an article that has to do with labor law throughout Thailand. Zero do with having sex with girls in Thailand.

What was the point he was trying to make?

[ElMexicant]

Going through all that trouble to type way way over a thousand words. And then got pulled a Negan. LOL.

It's like this. They say. Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, I've never seen anybody do the things you do before. They say. Move for me, move for me, move for me. And when you're done, I'll make you do it all again.

So yep, keep dancing. Shine all the way.

[SubCmdr]

There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.

So, you come onto a site where the purpose is to share information on having sex with girls (an adult topic), you come into the Rants portion of those threads (the most aggressive) and yet cannot handle adult language between men.

[Oakie]

What the hell is going on in the Pattaya section? Other than Sub's most recent posts after mine, there are no good trip reports.

There might be a clue in that statement! LOL!

Like what happened in the DR forums, a fun, sometime outrageous, but always enthusiastic fan base, declined in direct proportion to the rising level of toxicity, flame wars, and personal attacks. It's just not worth a normal, average monger's time to have a positive report attacked, sliced, diced and even misquoted.

It's nothing new, just a phenomena which sees a former respectful exchange of opinions in a forum turned into a pissing match, with personal insults, by a few self important posters for "control of the board".

It's a one way street.

Human nature! Seen it since my early days on AOL bulletin boards, with 14,400 modems, before there was a WWW. LOL.

(Disclaimer I clicked on to this Forum for the first time in 15 years, after I heard that a certain poster referred to me here, by the label he awarded me. (Post #3091. Thai Rants).

And after he made me a ludicrous "offer" (Post #179, DR Rants) to:

Quote Originally Posted by SubCmdr [ViewOriginalPost].

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead. [/QUOTE]

Wonder how many posters fell for that shit?

But Flash!

Today, he posts that he is "here" in the DR, so if that is not just a typo, your gain, maybe our loss! LOL.

A couple of weeks ago, I gave him 6 months before he crashes and burns in Thailand and runs out of MF's to attack!

I may have been a little too generous, but we'll have to wait and see!

Peace to mongers everywhere, whatever you choices!

[EverythingThai]

I don't disagree with most of your post however I think you're wrong about the creator of El Mexicant. I thought El Mexicant was the latest incarnation of MonkeyPaw.

MonkeyPaw is one of his other profiles. He has so many I can't keep track. He opens them all and tries to become an unmoderated senior member. When he fails, he closes the profile down and starts all over again.

[Houston Player]

Raj Patel, known by a bizarre array of aliasesUgly Azzman, El Mexicant, and a dozen other outlandish monikershad long established himself as the notorious jester of an adult forum. With each new persona, he seemed to reinvent himself as a larger-than-life caricature, sinking deeper into bizarre and sleazy territory.".

I don't disagree with most of your post however I think you're wrong about the creator of El Mexicant. I thought El Mexicant was the latest incarnation of MonkeyPaw.

[EverythingThai]

Raj Patel, known by a bizarre array of aliasesUgly Azzman, El Mexicant, and a dozen other outlandish monikershad long established himself as the notorious jester of an adult forum. With each new persona, he seemed to reinvent himself as a larger-than-life caricature, sinking deeper into bizarre and sleazy territory.

His latest act, "El Mexicant," might have been his most disturbing yet. This alter-ego was a so-called "cheap Charlie," someone who prided himself on pinching every penny and skirting all forms of decency to save a few baht. Raj would gleefully brag about sneaking into hotel breakfast buffets, slipping past sleepy-eyed security guards to feast on a "free meal" with the same gusto he'd bring to a heist. He claimed it was a "pro travel tip," but forum regulars saw it as part of a growing pattern: El Mexicant seemed to be cultivating a guide to sleaze.

Then there were his tales from the gym. Raj posted lurid stories of the women he watched while lifting weights, painting a picture of himself as some kind of Adonis figure, towering over rows of elliptical machines. Never mind that his "observations" sounded less like admiration and more like thinly veiled fixation. He'd accidentally" end up next to a favorite treadmill or find himself stretching where he could see into the aerobics room, hoping to catch a glimpse of his so-called "targets. ".

But it was his next "money-saving scheme" that truly threw the forum into chaos. Raj announced that hed found a way to "experience dorm life" without actually being a student. His plan was to sneak into a nearby coed university dorm and somehow manage to book a room on the cheap. Then came his sordid claims: stories of making "friends" with female residents, recounting awkward encounters that were only outshined by his bizarre fixation on making it sound like he had some kind of romantic prowess.

His supposed "travel tips" had veered from frugality to a thinly veiled stalking guide, and members of the forum were split between disbelief and disgust. Some even began speculating about what kind of person would go to such lengths for attention. A few brave souls challenged him, calling him out for crossing all kinds of lines, but Raj waved them off, doubling down on his eccentricities and hinting that they were just "jealous. ".

In his own mind, Raj AKA ElMexicant fancied himself an eccentric gym god, an untouchable bodybuilder who believed he was every woman's dream. But in the end, he was just a cheap Charlie in disguise NO GOD, NO GIFT just a legend in his own mind.

Raj's AKA ElMexicant's antics didn't stop with his bizarre bragging; hed even stoop to ridiculing respected members of the forum. One of his favorite targets was a long-time member known for his good-natured advice and respect in the community. Raj, in his usual snarky tone, mocked this guy for his so-called "lack of prowess" in the infamous Soi 6 bars. Hed laugh about how the member dressed or "didn't have the stamina" to compete with his own legendary escapades, painting himself as the ultimate king of the scene.

But most forum members saw through the act. To them, ElMexicant wasn't some nightlife champion or master of Soi 6; he was just another cheap show-off, desperate for attention and clinging to any matter no matter how far-fetched so that it would make him seem bigger than he was. The more he laughed at others, the clearer it became: Raj was just a wannabe, outclassed in every sense.

ElMexicant: you're about as smooth as a middle school dance in a gymnasium. Do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself. ".

ElMexicant"You think you're some kind of playboy, Raj? Please, the only women you're impressing are the ones in your imagination. " "You strut around like you're the god of Soi 6, but news flash, champ: the only thing you've conquered is a hotel breakfast buffet. ".

"You call yourself El Mexicant? I'd say El Pathetic is more like it, Let's face it, you’re the guy who thinks he's James Bond but ends up looking like a low-budget, off-brand version they sell in convenience stores. ".

[EverythingThai]

PgReal was well-known on the forum for his rambling, off-topic posts that ranged from painfully obvious insights to strange, self-aggrandizing stories that contributed little to the forum discussions. The forum moderators had deleted countless posts, but PgReal was unfazed, posting with wild abandon. Eventually, the moderators had enough and put him on moderation, limiting his ability to post freely.

But PgReal wasn't the type to give up so easily. Within days, a new user profile appeared: Pimpampoumpipo. The name was just as ridiculous as his previous posts, but it seemed he hoped the new alias would go undetected. However, his posting style was instantly recognizable. Pimpampoumpipo's posts were littered with the same tangents, the same repetitive phrases, and the same unmistakable PgReal tone.

It didn't take long for users to connect the dots. A few sharp-eyed members posted their suspicions, and moderators were quick to investigate. Sure enough, Pimpampoumpipo was swiftly put on moderation as well, which he just hated.

Just days later, PgReal was back in full swing, defiant as ever. "They can't silence me," he bragged, ignoring the irony that he was, in fact, on moderation again. The regulars on the forum began taking bets on who would show up next. Some guessed TheRealPgReal, others joked he might try RealPimpPig.

Would PgReal—or whatever his next incarnation might be—ever change his ways, or would he remain the forum's eternal comeback king? Only time would tell, but one thing was certain: the moderators would be ready.

[ElMexicant]

Need to interrupt your programming for an important message. See below pic. Enuf said.

(Thank you and now you may continue with those keyboard strokes and that of the other stimulating kind to each other). Chicken tikka masala for everyone but not for everything. LOL.

[EihTooms]

Apparently once you go on moderation it is permanent. I happen to like Tiddies' posts. He has evolved (especially since he became UglyAzz Man) and he is better now than he was as GiannisGianni, Raj Patela, ChanChalupa, Tom Thumbs, Tim Timms, etc. There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.

I was put on "Hold For Moderation" here several years ago for some sort of infraction that nobody in Admin could or would clarify and I have been on it ever since. Despite my PMs to Admin and Mods to check into it and let me know what it would take for me to be taken off of it. No reply.

Consequently, I dismiss the idea of writing a Field Report that informs any interested parties here when and where I know there are 18-22 year old hotties ready and willing to lavish punters with super low cost no hassle, no discussion Real Sex / BBFSCIP because I suspect by the time that report gets posted hours and hours later they will all have been taken or moved on elsewhere to parts unknown.

Oh well.

[SubCmdr]

What the hell is going on in the Pattaya section? Other than Sub's most recent posts after mine, there are no good trip reports.

Tell me about it brother. I have been to six different locations since I last file that report. I don't even usually file me reports in the Pattaya Reports thread. Too much noise (and that is putting it nicely).

But our troll in Cambodia is over here talking his usual male bovine excrement yet want props for filing a trip report. LOL!

Then we have our resident troll Nyezhov who has not been to Thailand in a gazillion years. Finally we have our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India who is in love with his reflection in the mirror while he is at the gym. WTF is going on in here?

Guys that have nothing better to do because they are locked up in sex prison in their countries of origin are beating on their keyboards while pining away for when they get their work release pass and can come back to Thailand again.