Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

When aren't we students? Tell me when you stop learning. Or you like that everything guy? LOL. And this thing about age. My body has a BMI of 21.7, 0.8 waist to hip, 11.5% body fat, 49% skeletal muscle. Feel free to guess my age? I'd wager better than most college males. As for my spirit. I have no beginning, no end. Timeless. Ageless. It's what humans call eternal and everlasting. LOL.

God you are in terrible shape, my BMI is like in the 70's. Get with the program.

[EverythingThai]

Hello Everibody.

I wrote my rewiew about TDed-99.

This is the address: Address: 112 Sutthisan Winitchai Rd, Samsen Nai, Phaya Thai, Bangkok. I got there comfortably by BTS. It opens at 9 pm, but the pussy abounds from 10 pm.

The place is very big. You go in and choose a hottie from around 50, at least at 10 pm. The women are pretty, although, from my point of view, there are better ones in some gogo's in Nana, and worse ones in others. However, none are ugly. I chose one who then claimed to be 23 years old. That may be true.

The place is full of Thai people, but I was well accepted.

A big difference with gogo bars is that here there are no ladydrinks: I got a bottle of whisky to mix with cola at a very normal price for Thailand (here it would be much more expensive), and then the chick ordered some food which we shared (even though I was full).

Of course the pussy is not free, you pay by the hour, but very little. I didn't write down the price and can't remember now, but pussy 1 hour, plus a bottle of whisky and several cans of cola, plus a plate of good Thai food, I spent 960 bath. Cheaper.

Plus chick and waiter asked for a tip. The evening wasn't great, she was not nice (she didn't speak English but that doesn't count, I had fun even with chicks who only spoke Thai, joking as one could), and she didn't get anything done. The waiter was oppressive to me. I left 100 baht to her and 40 to the waiter. Had I had fun I would have left more.

Mind you, if there had been two of us we would have drunk the same bottle, with less headache afterwards, and paid the same, apart from the extra pussy. I think for 1 hour 300 baht.

And if you want to fuck? Forget the figures of the gogo (divided into chick, barfine, taxy, . But I'm only interested in the total! Here pussy with room is 2500 baht. All included, no additions with various names. Mine took it for granted, but I didn't feel like it with her that night, then that day I had already ravaged myself in a massage with a prettier and nicer one. However, again, it's subjective. She was certainly pretty, like many others there.

In summary, I don't think I'll go there again, unless I also go with a friend for a joke.

I would recommend it, for a change if you feel the need, to those who stay in Bangkok a lot.

But, given the simple structure and honesty, it's fine even if one is a neophyte if one really wants to. Better to go with friends, you have more fun and spend less at the table. Obviously split up for the short (unless you want otherwise.).

This is the experience that most tourists will have if they go to T- Ded and sadly, most western guys, even if they live here full time like me. I ran into a couple of western guys while I was there last and they both looked like they were lost or they were deer caught in the headlights of a car. Being able to speak Thai here goes a long way for mileage and so on. In my posts about T-Ded 99, I never claimed it was a good place for guys on vacation to go and I never tried to sell it to you guys here on holiday. . To me, this is a place I can go with tons of hot girls and get away from the usual haunts that are getting more and more boring for me everyday, while at the same time, getting what I want with hot ladies for half the price of what I would spend in a bar or go go that is geared towards foreign customers.

So, I think you have made the right decision not to go back. You fueled your curiosity and that's it. You better stick to the normal tourist haunts as this place is clearly not the place you will enjoy your time. Mainly because you can't speak Thai.


FYI for some reason, Chinese guys always do well here. The girls and the staff seem to make an extra effort for them because they are also Asian and they are not shy to spend money and the money the girls here are happy with is on a much lower scale than in the normal tourist haunts. They are not so dick scared of them, which is another big reason. So, in summary, for western guys, the language barrier is more of an issue than with the Chinese because the girls will go the extra mile to try and adapt to them. With a western guy with no Thai language skills , they wont for obvious reasons. Many western guys have Big dicks, are cheap charlies, they talk too much and have extreme demands in the bedroom.


The best advice I can give anyone who wants to go here is to just go with the flow, don't be too serious and learn some basic Thai. Then you will have a blast with many sexy girls just like me and it wont put you in the poor house either.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Not sure how old you are but Any tips for getting a hard on after getting sloshed?
I heard the ED drugs interfere with drinks so I have stopped drinking if I want to have sex.

You heard correctly, somewhat.

Tho it is more like the alcohol interferes it is stated with the performance of the ED drugs.

My personal view is that if you're sloshed, your whole arousal process is degraded and fucked up, and even ED drugs can no longer help you.

[ElMexicant]

But are you a students?

How old are you?

When aren't we students? Tell me when you stop learning. Or you like that everything guy? LOL. And this thing about age. My body has a BMI of 21.7, 0.8 waist to hip, 11.5% body fat, 49% skeletal muscle. Feel free to guess my age? I'd wager better than most college males. As for my spirit. I have no beginning, no end. Timeless. Ageless. It's what humans call eternal and everlasting. LOL.

[Giovanni Volo]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days a week the college girls be begging. To get a guy that sexually performs. So whenever I get horny I go to the dorm. Went to the dorm Sunday around midnight. I saw a hunny and she gave me an invite. To her room and said that she had been scoping me in English class and now she was hoping. Just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed. I nibbled on her ear and said I hope your in condition. Then she got down in a yoga like position. Took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna. Her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana. She said let's get busy, I don't want to lose ya and needless to say I knocked it like a Hoosier.

But are you a students?

How old are you?

[Giovanni Volo]

Hello Everibody.

I wrote my rewiew about TDed-99.

This is the address: Address: 112 Sutthisan Winitchai Rd, Samsen Nai, Phaya Thai, Bangkok. I got there comfortably by BTS. It opens at 9 pm, but the pussy abounds from 10 pm.

The place is very big. You go in and choose a hottie from around 50, at least at 10 pm. The women are pretty, although, from my point of view, there are better ones in some gogo's in Nana, and worse ones in others. However, none are ugly. I chose one who then claimed to be 23 years old. That may be true.

The place is full of Thai people, but I was well accepted.

A big difference with gogo bars is that here there are no ladydrinks: I got a bottle of whisky to mix with cola at a very normal price for Thailand (here it would be much more expensive), and then the chick ordered some food which we shared (even though I was full).

Of course the pussy is not free, you pay by the hour, but very little. I didn't write down the price and can't remember now, but pussy 1 hour, plus a bottle of whisky and several cans of cola, plus a plate of good Thai food, I spent 960 bath. Cheaper.

Plus chick and waiter asked for a tip. The evening wasn't great, she was not nice (she didn't speak English but that doesn't count, I had fun even with chicks who only spoke Thai, joking as one could), and she didn't get anything done. The waiter was oppressive to me. I left 100 baht to her and 40 to the waiter. Had I had fun I would have left more.

Mind you, if there had been two of us we would have drunk the same bottle, with less headache afterwards, and paid the same, apart from the extra pussy. I think for 1 hour 300 baht.

And if you want to fuck? Forget the figures of the gogo (divided into chick, barfine, taxy, . But I'm only interested in the total! Here pussy with room is 2500 baht. All included, no additions with various names. Mine took it for granted, but I didn't feel like it with her that night, then that day I had already ravaged myself in a massage with a prettier and nicer one. However, again, it's subjective. She was certainly pretty, like many others there.

In summary, I don't think I'll go there again, unless I also go with a friend for a joke.

I would recommend it, for a change if you feel the need, to those who stay in Bangkok a lot.

But, given the simple structure and honesty, it's fine even if one is a neophyte if one really wants to. Better to go with friends, you have more fun and spend less at the table. Obviously split up for the short (unless you want otherwise.).

[BigSniffer]

New to the forum, not new to the scene.

I can speak Thai, my ex wife was Thai, and I worked with rich Thais before.

Would like to contribute. I feel like I can provide some unique insights so feel free to ask questions.

I have a quick 4 day stop lined up in December.

I usually just hit up the soapies, get LINE of the ones I like and LT at my hotel.

Planning to check out Elite Thonglor (anyone been?) this time. I heard a lot of good things about this place. Maybe I can find a couple girls to add to my rotation.

Regards.

BN.

[Bunky]

Looking for the best ST GFE I can find, with OWO and DFK. Would like to spend less than 6,500 baht. Looking for ST, preferably where I can use nearby room or nearby cheap hotels that I needn't stay the night. Appreciate any recommendations on how best I can find out if OWO / DFK is on offer.

With only two nights you don't have the time to be wandering all over town. You've got to focus on places that have a good selection and a convenient place to go.

Accordingly, I recommend giving Soi Cowboy a miss. Granted, there are a few places there that are worthwhile: Baccara and Crazy House to name two. But quite a few of the go-go clubs are clip joints that promise more than they deliver and gouge patrons for overpriced drinks. Finally, Soi Cowboy attracts a lot of civilian gawkers.

I also recommend against the high end soapies. They have their fans, but GFE isn't their forte. Moreover, some of the girls charge more than your 6,500 budget.

I think Thermae is worth a look. It's centrally located and there is a short-time hotel in the same building. There are usually lots of girls available. Just my opinion, but many of the Thermae girls have a "girlfriend" look. Fewer tattoos. Clothing that's pretty or cute vice sleazy or cheap. If you're interested in BBBJ and DFK there's no need for euphemism. Just ask. They've heard it all. The only downside about Thermae for you is that it's a point and shoot place. Guys come in, have a single drink, and pick a girl. You won't be spending much time together before the main event.

Which is why I think Mr. Bangz would probably do best at the Nana Plaza. Multiple bars in one complex. Numerous girls to choose from. As a FNG he'll probably agree to a deal that's at the top end of the pricing scale. So let's say 1,500 for a bar fine and 3,500 for short time. That leaves 1,500 for drinks and the short time hotel. (Before COVID there was one in the complex. Is it still operating?) I think Mr. Bangz will like the chance to get to know the girls in the bar, a process that often includes kissing and wandering hands. If the vibe is good, pay the bar fine to the mamasan. But not the girl's fee ("I pay later in room.") If the girl is a cold fish in the bar while having a drink, move on to the next girl or club.

Obviously, going to Thermae and Nana Plaza only scratches the surface of the naughty boy scene in Bangkok. But for a newbie who has only two nights, those places offer the best chance to find what he's looking for.

Bunky

[ChrisCross123]

Getting ready for Thailand and particularly Bangkok in two weeks. Last year I met some lovely Thai ladies thanks to TF. But this time it seems like there is much less going on. Fewer women, less activity overall. Also the website is super sluggish now. The app is okay but for a more focused juggling of all those prospects I still prefer a website and a keyboard. Did anybody else notice a difference? I hope this is just an isolated issue.

Hello, can anyone tell me more about Thai friendly. How much do the girls typically charge? Are most girls freelancers there. Was a good messaging strategy?

The usual fees. 2000 or more. Switch conversation to Line early on. The hotter the lady the more requests she gets. Some of them are basically drowning in messages.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Total damage was as follows:

6000 Baht for the room, the bottle, the food, and for the 4 different girls to sit and drink.

2500 each girl total 5000 baht including the hotel room.

2000 baht tip spilt between both girls in the hotel.

1500 in tips for the staff.

Total damage Approximently 12,000 Baht.

Love T-Ded 99.

Lol hope this drowns out all the university dorm stuff. It is useless info and should be moved to the chat threat.

Great report, and it has further interested me in visiting T-Ded 99.

Tho the cost more adds up to like 14,500 if your numbers as stated are correct.

Still not too shabby for the entertainment level had.

[Rollox]

Not sure how old you are but Any tips for getting a hard on after getting sloshed?

I heard the ED drugs interfere with drinks so I have stopped drinking if I want to have sex.

Arrived just after 9 PM on a Monday night. Met one of my usual girls there from Laos. I asked her to choose two more girls to join us but all her friends were off work that night. Time to take matters into my own hands I said. Off to the back area on the way to the toilets and chose two more girls. Then decided it was about time I utilized one of the Karaoke rooms. Best part about it was the sound system connected to you tube. I then became my own DJ for the rest of the night.

Girls and me got settled in and I ordered a bottle of red label. 1000 Baht including the mixers. Ordered some snack foods for the ladies and a bucket of beer. What transpired next could only be described as a mad house. Girls dancing naked on the table, grinding on my dick by all the ladies, and a blow Job by one of the other ladies. My regular then gets jealous and storms out. Ah well. Off to choose her replacement. We finished off the bottle and I ordered 6 more Heineken. By this time, I was completely plastered and so were the girls. It was approaching 2 AM and about time for my hotel run. With my regular off pouting the toilet, I was able to sneak out with two of the girls for a threesome. One Thai girl and one Laos girl. Both 21 years old with white skin and spinner type figures..

[Member #4813]

Does anyone have experience with this club? Their online ad says that "Christie's Club in Bangkok is the place to go if you want to spend time with attractive Thai women in relaxed surroundings. ".

Are the girls freelance? Can they be bar fined or can one have sex with them in the club? Or are they mostly regular girls going out for a few drinks and some fun?

[Jangobangz]

Looking for some advice on an upcoming Thailand trip as a newbie to the Thai scene. There's quite an overwhelming load of information on this forum and wiki guides which is a bit hard to navigate.

Ultimately looking for the best ST GFE I can find, with OWO and DFK a high priority for me, not too worried about spending a little extra for quality, but ideally would like to spend less than what I would in the UK (so perhaps less than 6500 bhat all-in for ST). I will have only around 2 nights in Bangkok so really keen to make the most of it. Due to the logistics also only looking for ST, preferably where I can use nearby room facilities or utilise nearby cheap hotels that I needn't stay the night.

This is my rough itinerary based on some quick research of this forum:

Night 1: Nana Plaza & or Soi Cowboy, seems like must visit places for a newbie.

Night 2: A Soapy Parlour seems like it might mix it up nicely from the RLDs, I'm thinking of checking out Poseidon or maybe Aya Massage.

Please let me know your thoughts, given my limited time I mostly don't want to waste time with poor service, appreciate any recommendations on how best I can find out if OWO / DFK is on offer, is there certain terminology that's standard in Thailand? Or particular places where GFE / OWO / DFK is the norm?

[Werqweq]

Total damage was as follows:

6000 Baht for the room, the bottle, the food, and for the 4 different girls to sit and drink.

2500 each girl total 5000 baht including the hotel room.

2000 baht tip spilt between both girls in the hotel.

1500 in tips for the staff.

Total damage Approximently 12,000 Baht.

Excellent and informative report.

[Newton York]

Hello, everyone! I'm thrilled to be visiting Bangkok for the first time. I've gone through some of the previous posts here, and they've been super helpful, but I still feel a bit lost about where the absolute must-visit spots are. I'the love some recommendations for hidden gems and any can't-miss experiences you think a first-timer would enjoy. Thanks in advance for your tips and looking forward to exploring this vibrant city!

I've got 2 words for you my friend:

Phrom Phong.