Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Mr Enternational]

No matter how many profiles you make UglyAzzam, Raj Patel, ElMexicant, and so on.. You will always be on moderation. It's a never ending cycle. One Tika Masala eating, cheap Charlie, gym rat, creep will always be on moderation. Can't figure out why you keep wasting your time to open a new profile.

Maybe you are the one wasting your time. They are all not the same person. Many of us here actually know one of the people.

[Oakie]

Captain Oakie comes over from the Dominican Republic threads where he actually knows what he is talking about to troll me here in the Thailand threads a country he knows nothing about because he has never visited. And he accuses me of starting a cross county, cross thread flame war.

I have done nothing of the sort. He better be lookin in the mirror. This character thinks getting your dick sucked good in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua is magical. This character is so dumb as to not realize there is only culture in the Dominican Republic (Dominican). So he is racist, blind or both.

So in other words, he is now posting here to continue his beef with me because I am now posting here. He knows nothing about Thailand (other than what he reads from others). This the only thread that he is posting in. Imagine if he actually visited Thailand and saw how much better it is over the Dominican Republic.. LOL!

For the record: I have ten years of boots on the ground living in the Dominican Republic. Longer than Captain Oakie. So this weird pursuit is more like a man crush that he has on me since I left him. This is only way to for him to stay connected to me.

How you like me now?

Relax Sudsy!

I'm strictly a latina and Haitiana lover!

I'm happy to stay in my own DR lane. It was you who brought me with you when you brought your baggage about me to the Thailand Rant Blog.

You don't get to carry on with your stupid arguments with me from the cover of a different Forum.

No free shots remember? LOL.

But I'll leave you and the guy I thought was a rational and helpful poster, before I saw his chain being pulled by a internet prankster, and he seems to have lost the plot! LOL.

You do have something in common, after all!

I wish our mongers world wide nothing but the best, and a little reminder that tomorrow some folks are celebrating the end of a war that was fought for personal freedom. And free speech, by real heroes.

My hat's off to them!

I'm out of here!

[EverythingThai]

Glad nobody replied. LOL. Really I still help identifying this South Park cartoon character. Thought it was Randy, but maybe not. His wife maybe?

“Oh, look at that! A cartoon cutout who thinks he’s got me all figured out. You went through all this effort to create…this? What are you, the Picasso of pointless photoshopping? Must be nice having so much time on your hands. Obsessed much? All this energy just to try and take a shot at me—jealousy’s a hell of a drug, pal. And now you’re playing the online jester across social media, performing for anyone who’ll listen on Discord and Facebook. But here’s the thing: I’m operating on a level you can’t even dream of, way above your weight class. Keep obsessing, buddy; it’s flattering, really. And next time, maybe try capturing something other than your sad little envy. I’ve got business to handle and places to be that are way above your pay grade. Enjoy the sidelines; you’re doing great there.”

[EverythingThai]

It's like these uni girls all have the same staple cooking ingredients in their separate trays where I stay at. Girls are so nice here that they will share what they cook with me. Had one even make me samosas with chutney. Home cooking! They must really be enamored by Punjabis in boxer shorts.

Alright, listen up, Cooking with Farm Girl—let me set you straight.

First off, these "uni girls" aren't serving up their culinary creations because of your boxer shorts, alright? They're just being polite. You think they're swooning over your "exotic" charm, when really, they're just trying to make sure you don't burn the place down while playing chef. And as for those "shared ingredients," buddy, that's called a kitchen. It's communal. It's not some exclusive Punjabi fan club.

Oh, and don't think for a second that the whole "I Knew Iy" charade you're pulling is going unnoticed. Nice try with that fake profile, but come on—everyone sees right through it. So why don't you cook up a new plan, ditch the alter-ego, and maybe try learning a dish that doesn't involve impressing the girls next door? Trust me, you're fooling no one but yourself.

Capisce?

[EverythingThai]

Everything Thai is a SFDAM. Short Fat Dumpy Angry Man. Hahaha. He spends half a day here?

If I triggered him by laughing at him for the 40 drink fiasco I'm Sorry I Hurt You bro. Hahaha. It was a joke.

No matter how many profiles you make UglyAzzam, Raj Patel, ElMexicant, and so on.. You will always be on moderation. It's a never ending cycle. One Tika Masala eating, cheap Charlie, gym rat, creep will always be on moderation. Can't figure out why you keep wasting your time to open a new profile. Now wait, here it comes. Are you ready?

"Listen up, genius. For someone who's apparently got it all figured out, you sure spend a lot of time getting smacked down by the guy you're obsessed with. And we both know you're so desperate to keep this tragic little act going, you've resorted to how many burner profiles now? You're like some washed-up wannabe star who just can't handle the rejection. Spoiler alert: if trolling around here all day, cycling through fake profiles, and whining about someone else's posts is your idea of success, you're in worse shape than I thought.

Maybe instead of ducking behind these profiles like some cowardly ghostwriter for your own pitiful insults, you could actually do something useful with your time like working on yourself. Shocking concept, I know. But here's another spoiler: this isn't looking good for you. So do us all a favor and put your big boy pants on. Either step up, grow up, or get out.

[I Knew Iy]

Everything Thai is a SFDAM. Short Fat Dumpy Angry Man. Hahaha. He spends half a day here?

If I triggered him by laughing at him for the 40 drink fiasco I'm Sorry I Hurt You bro. Hahaha. It was a joke.

[Explorer8939]

That's pretty harsh. You mean the thousands of Thai women who marry foreign men every year all do it for money?

That is true for a large percent, based on my experience.

It is common for Thai women to make an effort to love their Farang husband, but most fail.

If you want proof, go to the Darkside in Pattaya, and you will see thousands of Farangs hitting the bars because their Thai wife has told them that she cannot boom-boom any more. Of course, while the Farang is away at a bar, the Thai wife can see her kik, who lives down the road.

The greater the age difference in the couple, the greater the chances she's a money lady.

Getting back to this topic, I personally will not fuck a lady living with a Farang. I can't tell you how much self-control this requires, especially when the lady tells you "my Farang husband cannot boom-boom any more".

[Turgid]

......you aren't handsome and she doesn't love you. You're never going to be handsome and she's never going to love you.

That's pretty harsh. You mean the thousands of Thai women who marry foreign men every year all do it for money?

[SubCmdr]

Captain Oakie comes over from the Dominican Republic threads where he actually knows what he is talking about to troll me here in the Thailand threads a country he knows nothing about because he has never visited. And he accuses me of starting a cross county, cross thread flame war.

I have done nothing of the sort. He better be lookin in the mirror. This character thinks getting your dick sucked good in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua is magical. This character is so dumb as to not realize there is only culture in the Dominican Republic (Dominican). So he is racist, blind or both.

So in other words, he is now posting here to continue his beef with me because I am now posting here. He knows nothing about Thailand (other than what he reads from others). This the only thread that he is posting in. Imagine if he actually visited Thailand and saw how much better it is over the Dominican Republic.. LOL!

For the record: I have ten years of boots on the ground living in the Dominican Republic. Longer than Captain Oakie. So this weird pursuit is more like a man crush that he has on me since I left him. This is only way to for him to stay connected to me.

How you like me now?

[ElMexicant]

This might be the best, maybe true, maybe fictional, story ever told. And besides, as dumb as ASG is was or is now, there can only be one who is even more dumb. They looked at SWIM and said, "Who?" SWIM smiled. Looked at the audience. Sipped his soda. Then answered, "The poor sap that replies. ".

Glad nobody replied. LOL. Really I still help identifying this South Park cartoon character. Thought it was Randy, but maybe not. His wife maybe?

[Nyezhov]

Oh, brilliant insight there, Captain Cynicism! Someone asks a real question, and this is what you bring to the table? "Vibrant city. Open air brothel." Wow, what a revelation! You must be exhausted from all that intellectual heavy lifting. Here's the thing buddy, this forum isn't your personal therapy session where you get to work out whatever bitterness is festering in that hollow head of yours. You contribute nothing but cheap shots and recycled pessimism. Maybe the reason you're so quick to bash everyone else's chances is that deep down, you know you don't stand one yourself. So unless you've got something useful to say, take a seat and let the adults talk.




Oh, so you've got bold opinions about Pattaya while you're sitting next door in Cambodia, of all places? You're judging Thailand from the country where washed-up lowlifes and wannabe expats end up when they've got nowhere else to go. Cambodia is where the bottom of the barrel scrapes itself, and you're actually trying to talk down about Pattaya? Spare me. You have not been to Pattaya for 10 years , yet you're out here running your mouth like you've got the inside track. Newsflash: Pattaya got more life, more energy, and more class in one street than the entire mess you're calling home right now. So maybe stick to commenting on what you know whatever that is because Pattaya and even all of Thailand is clearly out of your league.


All this over the last 2 days was like taking a shit. I was off work so passing the time until I can recoup for another T-Ded run. Now I will leave you all in the hands of ElMexicant the Mexican Indian cheap Charlie gym rat, creep and Nyezhov or should I say Fuck offvzzzz the Cambodian Prince who thinks he is living in Cambodian paradise.

ET out

What a sad hater LOL.

[Oakie]

No doubt! He is a racist, cross thread, cross country, foul mouthed troll that does nothing but post male bovine excrement across several different country threads. But he is a equal opportunity sphincter. Just like his racist friend Captain Oakie who he has not aligned with and taken the flame war to me in the Dominican Republic threads.

I was happy to stay in my own DR lane, but I see it pays to check up on your multi-national, cross continental shit show flame wars, you low life.

You obviously won't be invited to my next impromptu street birthday party thrown for me by my local Dominican neighbors and my local "wifey" of 8 eight years now, in a multiracial country where I am privileged to live and be accepted in the local community. This, for your own safety! LOL.

In mt long life of travel, living and working in many countries, while I have been called many things, you are the only one who ever referred to me as "racist". I understand it's "hail mary" that often works to end a losing argument, but it doesn't work with me.

Neither does your weird offer to quote [I]"I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.[ / I].

(Post#173, DR Rants).

Matter of fact in my 15 years of Sosua posts I have only ever complained about white mongers who fuck things up back here! It's on the record for anybody who cares to check!

[EverythingThai]

For the price, this has to be the best thing ice cream deal in all of Asia. I know Thailand loves DQ, but it's overrated to me. I forgot the name of that South Park character. But throw some dark shades, with dark Nike shorts, shirt, and black dress shoes on him and he resembles somebody. I bet some Soi 6 girls can help me minus buying them 40 shots.

Oh, you think you're clever with this little ice cream cone, huh? You think a photo of a soft-serve in front of a Jollibee somehow makes you king of Southeast Asia? Let me guess, you're out here flexing your budget taste while throwing Randy Marsh's face into the mix, hoping it'll give you some edge? Hate to break it to you, but comparing that little cone to the "best ice cream in Asia" is like calling a tuna sandwich a Michelin meal. Please.

And as for this mystery man you're hinting at, the one who's clearly living rent-free in your head while you stumble through Soi 6 with a pocket full of small change let me clue you in: he's busy actually living life. He doesn't need the validation of randoms slurping soft-serve and trying to crack jokes that don't even land.

Oh, and what's this nonsense about "Nike shorts" and "black dress shoes"? Now you're critiquing outfits that were never even worn. They weren't Nike shorts, genius, and the shoes were Doc Martens, built tough enough to kick your sorry ass if you ever step out of line. So unless you're ready to fact-check yourself and get your act together, grab your cone and head back to the kids' table. You're out of your league.

When aren't we students? Tell me when you stop learning. Or you like that everything guy? LOL. And this thing about age. My body has a BMI of 21.7, 0.8 waist to hip, 11.5% body fat, 49% skeletal muscle. Feel free to guess my age? I'd wager better than most college males. As for my spirit. I have no beginning, no end. Timeless. Ageless. It's what humans call eternal and everlasting. LOL.

Oh, here we go-our resident wise old gym Yoda, dropping stats like hes the second coming of Schwarzenegger. BMI of 21.7? Waist-to-hip ratio? 11.5% body fat? Who the hell do you think you are, the poster boy for Mens Health? Newsflash, Einstein: no ones asking for your body metrics breakdown, and no ones impressed that you spent your Friday night measuring yourself with a tape. And the best part? Youre so out of touch, you actually think thats whats going to make people guess youre ageless and eternal. Guess what, buddy? The only thing eternal here is the cringe from this post.

And lets talk about this timeless, ageless spirit youre flaunting like some kind of fortune cookie wisdom. No beginning, no end? Spare me. Youre a dude in a gym mirror, flexing and snapping selfies like a teenage girl on Instagram. The only eternal thing here is how long youve been stuck in this sad little loop of trying to impress people with stats nobody cares about. Better than most college males? Let me clue you in on something, Socrates: real confidence doesnt need to scream its metrics. Real confidence doesnt stand around begging people to guess my age.

So while youre busy convincing yourself youre some kind of demigod with a protein shake, the rest of us are out here actually living. Go ahead, keep posting those gym stats and spiritual platitudes, because I guarantee you, the only thing timeless here is how desperate you look. Heres a tip: stop acting like a gym bro Buddha and start acting your age whatever that is, ageless wonder.

Game, set, match.

ET out

[EverythingThai]

Hello, everyone! I'm thrilled to be visiting Pattaya for the first time. I've gone through some of the previous posts here, and they've been super helpful, but I still feel a bit lost about where the absolute must-visit spots are. I'the love some recommendations for hidden gems and any can't-miss experiences you think a first-timer would enjoy. Thanks in advance for your tips and looking forward to exploring this vibrant city!

Vibrant City. You mean open air brothel. Here's your most important tip: you aren't handsome and she doesn't love you. You're never going to be handsome and she's never going to love you.

Oh, brilliant insight there, Captain Cynicism! Someone asks a real question, and this is what you bring to the table? "Vibrant city. Open air brothel." Wow, what a revelation! You must be exhausted from all that intellectual heavy lifting. Here's the thing buddy, this forum isn't your personal therapy session where you get to work out whatever bitterness is festering in that hollow head of yours. You contribute nothing but cheap shots and recycled pessimism. Maybe the reason you're so quick to bash everyone else's chances is that deep down, you know you don't stand one yourself. So unless you've got something useful to say, take a seat and let the adults talk.

I was in Thailand two weeks ago and I'm right next door in Cambodia.

Oh, so you've got bold opinions about Pattaya while you're sitting next door in Cambodia, of all places? You're judging Thailand from the country where washed-up lowlifes and wannabe expats end up when they've got nowhere else to go. Cambodia is where the bottom of the barrel scrapes itself, and you're actually trying to talk down about Pattaya? Spare me. You have not been to Pattaya for 10 years , yet you're out here running your mouth like you've got the inside track. Newsflash: Pattaya got more life, more energy, and more class in one street than the entire mess you're calling home right now. So maybe stick to commenting on what you know whatever that is because Pattaya and even all of Thailand is clearly out of your league.


All this over the last 2 days was like taking a shit. I was off work so passing the time until I can recoup for another T-Ded run. Now I will leave you all in the hands of ElMexicant the Mexican Indian cheap Charlie gym rat, creep and Nyezhov or should I say Fuck offvzzzz the Cambodian Prince who thinks he is living in Cambodian paradise.

ET out

[EverythingThai]

Wow. Brilliant riposte. I'm just totally destroyed as a human being. All I can say is blow me you loser piece of shit. You don't deserve much more.

Oh, you're "totally destroyed as a human being"? I wish I could take credit for that, but you were a wreck long before I got here. "Blow me, you loser piece of shit"? Real original, Shakespeare. You couldn't come up with a creative insult if your life depended on it. Face it: you're outclassed, outmatched, and out of your league. I've seen more wit from a dead houseplant. You think this back-and-forth makes you look tough? No, it just makes you look desperate. You keep crawling back to me with the same recycled garbage because you know I'm ten steps ahead, and it's eating you alive. So take your weak lines and run along. I don't have time for amateurs.