Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

I've been in this game for years. It made me an animal. There's rules to this shit. I wrote me a manual. A step-by-step booklet for you to get your two balls drained while many Baht remain.

Rule numero uno: Never let a thai bar girl know; how much dough you hold cause you know. They certainly use pussy against thee, drain your wallet; always careful must be.

Number two: Never let them know you next move. Don't you know International Tricks move in complete silence without violence. Take it from the newbie. Arrive at your venues unannounced and always much new wet pussy to pounce.

Number three: never trust what what a bar girl may say. She will lie every day to get the baht in play. She be making stuff up; to get that fast buck. Set the garden tool straight and let her know what's up!

Number four: I know you heard this before. Never get sprung just because you cum.

Number five: never let bar girl rest where you rest at. Even if she wants to pout; tell her out!

Number six: A bar girl wants want god damn credit, dead it! You think a bar girl be paying you back, shit forget it!

Number seven: this rule is so underrated, Keep your bar girl and your personal business completely separated. Bar girls and money don't mix like two dicks with no chick. If you choose to ignore this; Find yourself broker than shit!

Number eight: never keep big money on you. Those bar girls fucking you will steal your stuff too.

Number nine: should been number one to me. Two bar girls you don't know will bring you certain whoa. Threesome in my room is always a no go. Turn your head for a minute; you be left with nothing in it.

Number ten: A strong word called compassion. Strictly for freshmen, not for veterans. If a bar girl has a problem just say "hell no". She's only there to suck and fuck, rain, sleet, hail, snow!

Follow these rules you have plenty of pussy to bang up. If not, you might just wind up with a bad wake up.

Subcmdr-out!

[Oakie]

Hey come on. Give me a few more weeks with him and he will be praising Jesus Christ and saying he loves all people, even Oakie Ha Ha.

I am good, but not that good I think. Ha ha.

Oh, I don't know!

Circle jerkers have a lot of influence over each other!

Losers in life, who find relevance and self satisfaction in engaging in pissing matches with other mongers who don't share their unique divine wisdom, as laid out in reams of essays about how to get laid in a legal brothel, like it hasn't been done to death for thousands of years.

Wasted bandwidth that most sex tourists will never even see, much less follow, step by step. LOL.

Nothing new here on the subject, which can be reduced to a simple proposition.

"Johns/marks/mongers" buy pussy from willing hookers, who'll fuck anything for a price!

They'll travel halfway around the world for it! Then brag about how they get it cheap, free, by "making it rain", or plying them with gifts of Victoria Secret thongs!

Hookers will lie about anything and everything to separate a john/mark/monger from his hard earned cash! It's an art developed over thousands of years!

All you need is cash!

Not a User's Manual created by relative newbies, who think they are the first one's to figure it out! LOL.

Cut off the cash/gifts/liquor/entertaining, and if she still spends 2 hours fucking and blowing you, and listening to your Hugh Hefner philosophy, you have hit the jackpot! Winner!!!!

There are those that teach, and those that DO!

Bottom line! To each his own! One size will never fit all!

The rest is bullshit!

It was always thus!

[Explorer8939]

I have the opposite problem from blue balls, too many fucks per day.

Its a character flaw, I overbook ladies in Low Season.

[EverythingThai]

Guide to Avoid Deception, Written by Explorer aka Yoda:

Deceived by Thai bar girl, you must not be. Wise and cautious, one must remain. Hmmm. Learn from Explorer "Yoda", you shall.

1. Know the Game, You Must.

Business it is, not love. Thai bar girls earn a living through charm and companionship, hmm? Confuse not affection with obligation. Paid smiles are, often.

2. Control Your Heart, You Must.

Attachments avoid. Believe every word of sweet flattery, you must not. If "love" proclaimed quickly, hmm, cautious be. Love at first sight? Dangerous it is, especially in Pattaya.

3. Money, Guard You Shall.

Generous, not reckless, you should be. Requests for money, sob stories of sick buffalo, and school fees for children common these are. Investigate first, trust later.

4. Meet Her World, You Must.

Family meet, or friends she introduces, hmm? If excuses many, a secret life she hides, perhaps. Verify you should. Truth through actions, not words, you shall see.

5. Intentions, Carefully test

Work her own money she earns? Or dependent she becomes, quickly? Beware of "sponsors" she seeks, not partners. Genuine love seeks balance.

6. Learn the Culture, Wise You Shall Be.

Thai culture respect. Understand what is genuine tradition, and what deception tailored for tourists is. Study you must, or consult locals, you should.

7. Over-Trusting Early, you must avoid

Documents co-sign? Money transfer before marriage? A trap, often this is. Rush into commitments, you must not.

8. Observe Her Actions, you must

Honest her life is? Or lies you find, often? Check patterns of behavior. A Jedi sees through the Force of consistency.

9. No Jedi are You? Ask for Help, You Must.

Trusted friends, advice they may give. Expats experienced, forums, or locals knowledge seek. Pattaya is no Dagobah; murky waters filled with tricks it has.

Remember:

Fooled once, forgiven you are. Fooled twice? Clouded your judgment is. Be mindful, and clear your vision.

Stay wise, traveler. May the Force and common sense guide you.


And then:

Hmm a confession, Explorer “Yoda” must make. Though wise in words I seem, foolish in action sometimes, I have been. Invite them over to my humble condo, I did bar girls, hmm? Shared drinks, laughter, and stories, but blind I was to their cunning ways. Inside info, I gave, thinking myself their protectora White Knight, hmm? High and dry, left with blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet, I was. Deceived even the great Explorer Yoda can be. Learn from my mistakes, you must. Trust, sparingly give.

Humbled, Explorer “Yoda” is. Laugh at my folly, you may. Learn from it, you must.

[Explorer8939]

Remember, guys, the purpose of this board is to provide information to one another.

Just before you can't use the information doesn't mean that nobody else can. SubCmdr claims he doesn't know that bargirls often have Thai men, but most of the rest of you do. So for you guys, it's like I'm posting that water is wet. But for the SubCmdr, it's a revelation.

[Explorer8939]

I think Explorer might just be an "undercover white knight" he is the guy that gets the Maggie Mays girls and other working girls to come over to his condo to drink and then he listens to their problems and then they go away and he is left with a set of blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet. I have heard him talk about having many working girls come over just to drink. Something I would never do, but to each their own. That is how he knows some of these details I guess.




This is Just one of many examples. I think he enjoys it.

Common sense, if I overbook ladies, I can't fuck them all.

I won't say what the ex-cashier does for me, since one of her boyfriends might be reading here.

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr intones:

"Here you are dead on point with our local Bar Girl Expert. He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But Explorer8939 has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. How does he know this?

This is a very good question.

Bargirls lie to me all the time.

Sometimes, however, when a bargirl comes over and gets drunk, she will spill her guts about other ladies.

I have been professionally trained in Competitive Intelligence so that helps in determining which stories are real and which are bullshit. It's not rocket science, however, when a lady tells me a story one week, and then a contradictory story the next.

Sometimes a lady will get so drunk that her Thai boyfriend has to come take her home.

Sometimes a lady will give me her personal Facebook page that shows her Thai husband.

Ladies who travel with me give me their Thai ID, which shows marital status.

The most important thing is that the ladies lie to save face, so the lies are not some elaborate cover story, it's just an impromptu statement so they don't have to say that they are fucking You but will go home to fuck their husband later.

[EverythingThai]

It appears SubCmndr has cleaned up his language. He still holds the distinction of being the first to use the word motherfucker in these threads and being the first to use those words repeatedly when addressing those that disagree with him. So he has comprised as you mentioned. But in the very example you listed he used the term oreo which is insulting and racist. And yet he calls other long term posters here racists.

Now if he would stop the bullying the Thai threads would be a better place.

Hey come on. Give me a few more weeks with him and he will be praising Jesus Christ and saying he loves all people, even Oakie Ha Ha.

I am good, but not that good I think. Ha ha.

Sorry Sub my bro. I couldn't resist ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But Explorer8939 has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. How does he know this?

Jedi Mind Tricks?

I think Explorer might just be an "undercover white knight" he is the guy that gets the Maggie Mays girls and other working girls to come over to his condo to drink and then he listens to their problems and then they go away and he is left with a set of blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet. I have heard him talk about having many working girls come over just to drink. Something I would never do, but to each their own. That is how he knows some of these details I guess.

A popular cashier who left last year had a long distance Tomboy, but changed to a Farang boyfriend who lives in England. She would come to my condo after work every Monday night to drink, complain about him, and then not fuck.

This is Just one of many examples. I think he enjoys it.

Yeah, bar girls craving an orgasm from a customer.

I get ladies claiming an orgasm after five minutes all the time. All it means is that they want to leave.

So, my take on Explorer. He is so jaded on when hand and goes to the extreme left about his opinions on bar girls and how he knows all of them very well and we all need to be careful. Generally he is right about many things, but it still does not apply to all working girls. Then, on the other hand, he plays the white knight, by I am sure, helping them understand their faring boyfriends, sponsors, kiks, and customers to it seems, to get a free piece of tail or gain some unwavering respect from them.

I get it, but I would never do it. I am friends with some of the same people he is friends with. The difference between him and I is I won't sell out another monger to the ladies.

Bros before hoes.

Prove you are not spilling secrets to these girls. Why do they trust you so much to talk about their personal lives with you? You clearly don't pay more to them like me so they will do what you want.

Jedi Mind Tricks?

Is Explorer really using Jedi mind tricks? The force is strong in him. Ha ha.

I think Explorer's next post should be this:


All bar girls in Pattaya, a boyfriend they have, hmmm. Know this, I do, for a Jedi am I. Feel it in the Force, I can. Behind the tequila shots and lady drinks, attachments they hide. Deceive you, they will, with sweet words and butterfly tattoos. Trust them not, young padawan.

Walking down Walking Street, the truth you must see. Glitter and charm, mere illusions they are. Hidden, their farang sponsor or local boyfriend is, but the Force sees all. Believe in Jedi wisdom, you should, or end up broke and heartbroken, your path will be.

Pattayas way, this is. Careful, you must be, hmm. Always watching, the Force is.

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr intones:

"My final point is to ask: Who comes to Pattaya (of all places) looking for traditional monogamous relationships? That is where Farangs get got. I personally don't think anyone is going to find that here in Pattaya. ".

Are you really in Thailand? You don't know that there are 100's of 1000's of Farangs living in Thailand with Thai women? I'm not going further with your question because I suspect it's a windup.

[EverythingThai]

Bros before hoes.

Honestly, if I called a GC lady at 4 am to come over and fuck for free, that would be a very short call.

I guess that's the difference between you and me LOL. By the way, I never said I called them up at 4 AM and said " Hey _ come over and fuck me for free" I think you missed the point entirely. Sometimes I paid and sometimes I didn't. It was never pre discussed. If they needed money, I paid. If they didn't need money, I didn't pay. Most of the time, It was me who decided whether or not I would pay or not. End of story.

I would call either one of them at 4 AM and they would run over to fuck me. Sometimes, I never paid. Other times I paid just a bar fine so they could fulfill my delivery order from Maggie Mays or Play Girlz. But when I did pay, I paid them well..

Next time, read a little more closely lol.

By the way, Explorer. I love your quirky old mongering habits and your overall general way at looking at things. They are so cute. You are the " Joe Biden" of Pattaya mongering and I love it!!!!!

[SubCmdr]

You are an experienced guy,

Yes, I know. In addition to that I have my tax situation under control. I spend my money how I like it. I pay very little attention to anything that you write to me or about me (through girl man inference or directly). Your posts serve as light comic relief. Nothing more; Nothing less.

but there area lot of newbies who believe "their" bar girl is different.

There are a lot of International Tricks that think they are different and more knowledgeable because they have developed a way of thinking that they think is right or they spend less money than everyone else and therefore the prostitutes they hire or better than the prostitutes others higher.

I hire prostitutes. Not bar girls. Prostitutes work in many difference venues and freelance in Pattaya. The other International Tricks posting up in here that use the term bar girl or Thai Lady are doing just the same as I am: Hiring Prostitutes.

Oh, you are trying to educate newbies Explorer8939 Here is my education for newbies after 540 RONs in Pattaya:

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call! Get your fuck on HOWYOULIKE!

[ElMexicant]

Honestly, SWIM debating in SWIM's head whether to show some mercy or nail the coffin shut once in for all. That one year anniversary is coming up, comprendes?

So far so good. T minus 10 days to that anniversary party on the 6. Nice and quiet. SWIM thinks that it was a good idea to listen to that inner voice of logic and those outside voices as well. As it stands now, "MERCY" it is. Speaking of, Gladiator 2 is horrible.

[SubCmdr]

It appears SubCmndr has cleaned up his language.

Out of respect for Everything Thai and The Administrator. Not because of anything thing you have ever said or what you might think of me.

He still holds the distinction of being the first to use the word motherfucker in these threads and being the first to use those words repeatedly when addressing those that disagree with him.

Thank you! I appreciate that distinction. I believe that if you cannot handle real talk, from real men then you are not ready to read this thread.

I use adult language. In a forum aimed at adults. Where you can talk about how much you like to like a girls ass, or how much you like to have a girl sit on your face at the end of the night after she has had any number of guy splooge up in her pussy. But you have a problem with the use of the term (compound profanity redacted). WTF?

I just go to Maggie Mays to fuck them. The decent ones anyways. The BF then gets sloppy seconds at the end of their shift LOL. I think you all know what that means right? That's if they have a boyfriend or Tom that day or not. That's right guys, their relationship status changes sometimes as often as day by day.

So he has comprised as you mentioned.

I sure have. Glad you noticed. When are you going to address me directly like a man instead of all of the passive aggressive girly man stuff.

But in the very example you listed he used the term oreo which is insulting and racist.

It is ment to be insulting and I aim at those who have insulted me. But it is not racist. If you look up the word and it's usage.

You are actually the newbie because you have not idea of the depth and length of hostilities between the posters that you are trying to defend and myself. Goes back years. To the point they have brought their dog and trolling show right up in here. It is their right. No free shots!

And yet he calls other long term posters here racists.

I most certainly do. As Farang dam I will not stand by and read racist posting by other Farangs no matter what their county of origin. I though you might be a racist also. But as I review the nature of your posting you are just misinformed and sensitive to the raw language of real men in the streets.

Now if he would stop the bullying the Thai threads would be a better place.

Show me where I am bullying, and I will stop it

My personal opinion is if you posted more about on venues in Pattaya or your activities with freelancers (something I do in other threads on a regular basis), that would Pattaya Reports thread the Pattaya Reports thread would be a better place.

After all you are calling me a newbie so it would be logical to think you have more knowledge to share with us than I have. BTW, I have 540 RONs in Pattaya. How long before I stop being a newbie in your eyes? How many RONs do you have in Pattaya? Do you realize people have been calling me a newbie even after I have lived here for almost eighteen (18) months?

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

A total domination of all the Pattaya boards.

No one stops an expert like you from posting as much as you would like and answering all the questions that you would like. I am having trouble finding your posts about having sex with girls in Pattaya. He is one you made:

My experience is limited as I only have had 2-3 experiences. Overall I think threesomes are usually overrated. Reading reports here seems to back that up. Agree that the girls must pick the second girl. Now twins or even a mother / daughter combo is something I would like to try.

I completely disagree with you on. But it is: Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

It's amazing how a newbie can hit town and give advice / answer to anybody and everybody who posts.

Who you calling a newbie? Certainly not me. I got 540 RONs up in dis * How many you got?

Please stop with the jealousy and hate because I am quick study. Besides How long does it take to figure Pattaya out? One week! Did it take you longer than that? LOL. Lastly, point out a answer that was in error dealing with a factual issue Pattaya. Quote it here or STFU you (compound profanity redacted).

In the the meantime he can't figure out where or how to buy a pair of shoes.

I see you identify with that (compound profanity redacted) that posted about my shoebeing so cheap he has his athletic shoes re-soled (we were are not talking about classic pair of Cole Haan. I have Cole Haan shoes that I bought when I was 25 years old and still look great after resole reheel and reconditioning.

You are both jealous I have found someone to take care of me. In every single way. Fuck 1200 Long Time! I don't like to spend the night with prostitutes I don't know. No wonder he needs to low ball the Thai girls. He cannot even afford a pair of shoes. BTW, since you are a expert in Thailand. Do you get 1200 LT?

Neither one of you can figure how to post useful information on having sex with girls in Thailand. That's why you spend your time making ad hominem attacks on me here. Now you are, carrying water for a disgruntled Sexpat who lives in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua that has never stopped foot in Thailand. Pretty sad my ISG brother. I though you were better than that.

Dont call it come back, I been here for years, Mama said Knock you out - LL Cool J.