Bangkok Reports

[11Bravo]

Hi everyone hope you all are doing well. I am travelling to Bangkok next week for 2 days. I have been to Bangkok earlier also but for 1 day only because mostly I visited other cities like phuket and krabi but this time I am going to Bangkok for 2 days and would appreciate if you guys would help me out with some leads regarding good massage parlors for sex, smooci and other places where I can get good escorts because one of my friend got trapped with a lady boy so I want to be careful.

Please help me with.

- good massage parlors where I can find good sex.

- is smooci a legit website there or is there something else to find something online?

-any good clubs there to find escorts.

Any info will be appreciated, my pm is open and I can reciprocate with good contacts and leads in Delhi and Bangalore.

Thanks.

Easy Peasy. RTFF. This is Thailand, not Delhi, Bangalore. We don't need no stinkin' contacts here.

But if you can't be bothered to avail yourself of the info that others have taken the time to post on the various threads pertinent to your questions, then you can use the "quick and easy" connection:

Go to Terminal 21. Stand at the bottom of the escalator between floors 3 and 1 (yes, the LONG escalator). When you see girls that interest you, do your best Elvis impression, though don't play an air guitar (newbies' mistake); rather, keep your hands in your pockets as you do your pelvic gyrations. Give 'em the eye, if you're a REAL player, you'll understand, with a deep, subtle "Come on, Come on" in your best Elvis voice. Before you know it, some uniformed chauffeurs will take you to a happening club, free room and board, where you can have all the sex (anal, oral) that you want. You're welcome. Otherwise, historical records are your friend.

[MrHappyKat]

Thanks for the great suggestions!

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.

Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

[SBTiger]

Appears to be more and more young black men along Suk in the evenings. I often wonder how they make a living given they don't appear to be selling anything and they don't appear to be pimping any women. Are they just living off the earnings of one of the Soi 4 skanks?

As I said these guys are "upto no good" - seemingly selling 'stuff'.

[Nyezhov]

If you can just be bothered to read back as far as yesterday's posts, all your questions will be answered.

Ya think? And an offer to trade info on Bangalore? Who goes to monger in Bangalore?

Appears to be more and more young black men along Suk in the evenings. I often wonder how they make a living given they don't appear to be selling anything and they don't appear to be pimping any women. Are they just living off the earnings of one of the Soi 4 skanks?

Pimps, drug dealers and general African scamming scum. They whisper to you as you pass by. Last time I was walking past them, it was cocaine. My rule is to be as rude to them as possible.

Please do let us know how you get on in Chang Mai please? I'm looking for Thai mongering destinations OTHER than BKok or Pattaya.

Thank you!

Wow. Not even looking at the list of forums here?

Just pre order on Grab or Bolt. Runs like clockwork.

I prefer Bolt because their commission for the drivers is five percent less than Grab.

I prefer Grab because there are more cars and they treat their drivers better. If Grab is 5% more expensive on a 100 baht fare, I think that most of us here can afford the 20 US cents, and if you can't, why are you here?

[Stykler]

Appears to be more and more young black men along Suk in the evenings. I often wonder how they make a living given they don't appear to be selling anything and they don't appear to be pimping any women. Are they just living off the earnings of one of the Soi 4 skanks?

No. They are selling cocaine. Very bad quality cocaine (so I've been told).

[Llantarnam]

Hi everyone hope you all are doing well. I am travelling to Bangkok next week for 2 days. I have been to Bangkok earlier also but for 1 day only because mostly I visited other cities like phuket and krabi but this time I am going to Bangkok for 2 days and would appreciate if you guys would help me out with some leads regarding good massage parlors for sex, smooci and other places where I can get good escorts because one of my friend got trapped with a lady boy so I want to be careful.

Please help me with.

- good massage parlors where I can find good sex.

- is smooci a legit website there or is there something else to find something online?

-any good clubs there to find escorts.

Any info will be appreciated, my pm is open and I can reciprocate with good contacts and leads in Delhi and Bangalore.

Thanks.

If you can just be bothered to read back as far as yesterday's posts, all your questions will be answered.

[Llantarnam]

Africans guys (and SW girls) - the guys seem upto no good.

Appears to be more and more young black men along Suk in the evenings. I often wonder how they make a living given they don't appear to be selling anything and they don't appear to be pimping any women. Are they just living off the earnings of one of the Soi 4 skanks?

[Babaji69]

Hi everyone hope you all are doing well. I am travelling to Bangkok next week for 2 days. I have been to Bangkok earlier also but for 1 day only because mostly I visited other cities like phuket and krabi but this time I am going to Bangkok for 2 days and would appreciate if you guys would help me out with some leads regarding good massage parlors for sex, smooci and other places where I can get good escorts because one of my friend got trapped with a lady boy so I want to be careful.

Please help me with.

- good massage parlors where I can find good sex.

- is smooci a legit website there or is there something else to find something online?

-any good clubs there to find escorts.

Any info will be appreciated, my pm is open and I can reciprocate with good contacts and leads in Delhi and Bangalore.

Thanks.

[Alexandra2525]

Arrived Monday afternoon in Bangkok enroute to my 12th yoga-focused winter in Chiang Mai. Will be in BKK only two nights.

First stop a return to Sakura Akasuri on Thong Lor for the sea-salt body scrub, salt tapping, and massage. Always feel so clean and refreshed after. The only unfortunate thing about Sakura Akasuri is that the ladies want 1000 baht just to take their top off while finishing the session with a handjob. I just decline, seems too expensive. But they are good at the salt scrub, tapping, and massage, so I always go there after arriving. It is a little bit of heaven.

Had dinner, went back to my room, planning to rest a bit and head out to Snow White or Boss. Having just finished a 28-hour trip from southern California, I fell asleep and woke in the middle of the night.

Next day I did some sightseeing and returned for my third time to Madame Claude just off Soi 26 for a 1-hour massage, BJ, sex. It is a little more upscale, a little pricy (2500 baht for 60 min), but a lot of fun. The MMS remembered me from last year which is both surprising and nice. I prefer older ladies, being older myself, so I asked who the oldest ladies were. There were two in their late 30's, but both looked like early 20's. I chose Jenny, had a very fun and erotic time. Left very happy. I would recommend Jenny anytime..

Please do let us know how you get on in Chang Mai please? I'm looking for Thai mongering destinations OTHER than BKok or Pattaya.

Thank you!

[SBTiger]

Visited BKK after many years last week Oct - 4 days. A lot has changed since before Covid. Lot more crowded (even in low season), much higher prices- incl cabs, food, beer; service is markedly down, and of course the Arab / Asian invasion. Even though lot has changed but the essence remains the same.

I stuck to Soi11 (also stayed there) - Hallary3 seems to be the got to place. Plenty of FLs, going price seems 2. 5-3. 5 / 4-5 K LT. You can negotiate and set expectations. You need to work the place to find and hook up. Picked a couple 7+ - one of them was great, another not so much. Couple Vietnamese too here.

Other Soi11 bars - Not much action. Next door Juicy, etc - Nothing. Levels entrance was very steep minimum 4200 for drinks - avoided.

SWs in Soi11 - plenty some good too, of course watch out for Lady Boys. Pick them early. Found a out good one - 2 K / ST.

Thermae - This place is a totally crazy zoo. No place even to stand / walk. Literally hundreds of girls (Fri / Sat) standing in this huge circle. The place is not easy to navigate. Girls - 5 - 7, 7+ rare. Found one 2. 5 K. Poor service.

Thai Friendly - Sent some msgs (you need spend some time) - found one - 7-, cheap (er), better service. OK.

Soi7 / 7/1 - some BJ actions. So so. Action has shifted out of these areas.

Nana - The usual. Had some drinks. Nothing else.

Kazaki - found one late night in one of the outdoor restaurants - was really hot 9+ 4k/8k. She was acting like a Diva - so better judgement prevailed and avoided. Kazaki sightings rare but saw another too in Soi11.

Arab / Asian (and African too) Invasion - Long time ago it was limited to Soi3 - Bamboo bar and Grace Hotel (Bamboo bar was a happening place along time ago - now just an Arab food place). Now you see Halal signs all the way to Soi21. Definitely the complexion of the place has drastically changed. Africans guys (and SW girls) - the guys seem upto no good.

Once you get reconciled to new reality - Things fall in place, Overall satisfactory trip - Not great.

Happy mongering.

[UglyAzzMan]

School girl had another Suitor. That's 2 in 2 nights. I'm only observating as I walk by. Who knows how many she gets in a night.

Guy looked like a member of the Grateful Dead Band. 2024 version not 1999.

[WeingutFritz]

Just pre order on Grab or Bolt. Runs like clockwork.

I prefer Bolt because their commission for the drivers is five percent less than Grab.

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way..

[Llantarnam]

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.

Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

I travel between BKK and Hua Hin several times a year and always use Thai Happy Taxi. Reliable and decent standard of 'luxury' sedan.

BKK to Pataya is 1,550 thb - https://www.thaihappytaxi.com/WebPage/Rates.aspx.

[Nyezhov]

Yes. Def way to go. For newbies recognize at gogos the mamasan will present it as a single thing. Like if it's 3000 for the girl and 1000 bar fine she will say "that's 4000" and it seems like you are supposed to pay it all at the bar / gogo. You simply have to say you will pay the bar fine now and the girl after. Never had them say no. And def had a bad experience when I forgot to do this.

The policy for a while at Billboard was pay the Mamasan. I haven't tried to barfine there in a while so I don't know what it is today.

[Nyezhov]

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.

Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

You arent going to find any cheaper than Grab.