Pattaya Reports

[EverythingThai]

I think it is a good time to start and maintain a list of Gogos that are non-Indian friendly so that folks of Indian origin don't have to waste their time or money in these places. I am not a frequent Pattaya visitor so appreciate other folks of Indian origin to chime in and just add those clubs as you update this post.

TIA.

Kris.

I am not Indian, but I will get you started with the following:

1. Pin Up.

2. XS.

3. Fahrenheit.

4. Co Co.

These clubs continually discriminate against Indians. I have witnessed first hand the horrible behavior of the door guys at all these clubs. For what's its worth, most of the NightAss bars on Soi 6 are the same. They will let you in, but the girls won't pay you much attention. How do I know? I have also witnessed it first hand. One time an Indian guy was sitting at the table next to me in Passion. They gave him his first drink and ignored him. I witnessed him motioning for girls to come over and even asked the server to bring a girl over. The server tried, I will give her credit, but the girls just shook their heads "no". The momasons and manager did nothing to help either.

So, I decided to chat with this guy and he told me he owns a big IT company back in India with tons of international clients. I said don't worry and invited him to sit with me. After 30 minutes, he had 3 girls grinding him and sitting on his face and he rang the bell 4 times. Off he went upstairs for a threesome. One of the most epic nights on Soi 6. We still keep in touch.

Tom maintain a list, I would suggest you start a user blog. Feel free to add these to the list. This is a great idea as long as people read it. I notice some guys do not even look there. Its easy. In the Thailand forum, just scroll down and you will see a bottom section. then history the start a thread back at the top and input your title. After you save the thread, start posting then lists. You will also be the admin of that section too. You can delete all racist posts in a flash or trouble makers.

[MrHappyKat]

Thank you all for the suggestions. I'll be in Thailand Mid-March for 2 weeks.

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.

Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

[SirWilliam4]

https://https://mrtpattayataxi.com/prices/

https://mrtpattayataxi.com/prices/

[Bunky]

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel.

https://https://mrtpattayataxi.com/prices/

[Explorer8939]

How do you know either? Maybe the are ugly because others say they are ugly. Maybe they are telling me the truth but others are saying they are not. Maybe I am a retard for spending my money how I want to spend it just because someone says so. Just because they do in all three cases does that mean they are right? Every prostitute I have every hired has lied to me? Every prostitute that I have been with has a Thai Husband or Boy Friend? Just take a step back and ask yourself is that is even a reasonable statement to make?

Ok, so they are not telling me the truth. Does it matter if they are in my hotel room fucking me? I just passed on information I received during the 16 months of actual boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. I have NEVER had a girl be unavailable for me because of other relationships. I am not trying to wife up the prostitutes I hire. I am not trying to drink with them when I'm in my hotel room. I don't ask them out for a date and hold hands with them. I am making small talk with them and fucking them.

I pay them between 1000 - 2000 THB for short time (1 to 3 hours).

For me it does not really does not need to get more complicated than that. But if others are using Jedi Mind Tricks to get the complete life story out of the prostitutes that they pay to sit not their face and lick their ass, well then I'm comfortable that I am not that strong with the Pussy Force.

When I want to chat and drink I goto Gentlemans Clubs. Excellent general information EverythingThai!

If you consider Pattaya ladies to be the equivalent of robot fuckers, then it doesn't matter if they have boyfriends or husbands. And if all you are interested in is a quick fuck, then of course the lady isn't going to talk to you about anything significant.

But my style is different, I drink with the ladies, and have done so for years with some of them. They know I am not trying to be their boyfriend, and many of them have personal problems that they want to share, usually with the other ladies, but sometimes with me.

The licking the pussy thing is to warm them up so the sex isn't so mechanical. Some of them claim their Thai boyfriend never does it. Since every lady wants it done differently, I try to remember what a lady wants, although there are so many, it's not easy to remember. Many ladies cooperate by pushing my head down when they want it harder.

The reason I talk about their boyfriends is because of the newbies who come to Pattaya and fall in love in the first few days. Maybe a third of the ladies in my rotation have some Farang who loves them, and sends money from home. Which helps the lady afford her Thai man, since they are expensive in Pattaya.

[Mishwar]

I also get a ton of Pms about gents clubs in Pattaya. Therefore, I have prepared this for the guys.

Pattaya's nightlife offers something for everyone, and gentlemen's clubs are a significant part of its appeal. Unlike the lively go-go bars, these clubs provide a more intimate and relaxed setting. Spread across Central Pattaya, Jomtien, and Pratamnak, they cater primarily to local expatriates and regular customers rather than short-term tourists. Many tourists and short time expats are curious about the Gents clubs. They think of a gents club as an upscale expensive club just like in Bangkok and other cities around the world. However, that could not be further from the truth. Read on and you will see. Here's an overview of the locations, atmosphere, services, pricing, and what to expect at these establishments.

1. Locations and Popular Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are often discreetly located, offering a cozy and private environment for their patrons. However, some are located right out in the open on a busy Soi.

Central Pattaya, especially Soi Bonchot, Soi Bukao, Soi Pothole, and Soi Boomarang are hotspots for gentlemen's clubs. These areas are packed with venues that cater to a steady flow of expats and repeat customers.

Popular Clubs:

Heaven Above: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Maggie Mays: Located on Soi Pothole.

Club Fate: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents club on Soi Bonchot.

Red Hot & Blue Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao.

Play Girlz Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao and Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents Club Soi Bonchot.

High Rollers Soi Pothole.

Jomtien has a quieter nightlife scene but still boasts quality gentlemen's clubs that appeal to those seeking a laid-back night out.

Popular Clubs:

Maggie Mays Jomtien: The Jomtien counterpart of the Central Pattaya venue, offering consistent service and a welcoming environment.

Kitkat.

Pussy Galore.

Pratumnak is home to a smaller but upscale selection of gentlemen's clubs, catering to those living in this quiet area of Pattaya, which caters to local expats wanting their home away from all the noise of central Pattaya, but still just being a stone throw away from central Pattaya if one wants to go.

Popular Clubs:

Kineree.

Cat Flaps.

Venom.

Cozy Beach.

2. Quality of the Girls.

The girls working in gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are diverse in both appearance and personality.

Diverse Appeal:

You'll encounter women ranging from "average" to stunningly gorgeous, with looks and personalities to suit every preference. Some are laid-back and conversational, while others are outgoing and flirtatious and downright just dirty in a good way. Their overall vibe ranges from fat and unattractive to slim sexy and beautiful. You will find A cups all the way to the cups.

Not Lady Drink-Focused:

Most girls aren't solely focused on selling getting lady drinks, unlike those in many go-go bars. They aim to establish a friendly, relaxed relationship with patrons, especially regulars.

Repeat Business Focus:

These clubs prioritize creating a loyal customer base rather than chasing after one-time "whale" tourists, offering a consistent and dependable experience for expats.

3. Services Provided.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are more than just barsthey offer a full experience tailored to the patron's comfort and enjoyment, ranging from a hours out with the boys shooting the shit and playing pool to a place where you can go for naughty no holds bar action with the girls.

Companionship:

Patrons can enjoy the company of the girls for conversation, drinking, and playful interactions, such as playing drinking games and pool to downright dirty and sexy action short time in the club or long time at your condo or hotel.

Private Rooms and Curtained Areas:

Most clubs feature private rooms for intimate moments where you can take the girl for short time action for 1000-1500 baht plus the cost of the room, often equipped with comfortable beds and ambient lighting. You generally get an hour or so to fuck the girl. Some clubs also have curtained-off areas within the main bar for semi-private experiences, allowing for discreet fun, such as fucking or getting a blow job, without going to a private room. Normally costing around 300 baht. In some clubs, the girls are known for fucking and sucking or getting their pissing licked right out in the open for everyone to see, all customers and other girls and bar tenders and servers.

Entertainment:

Clubs often feature themed nights, special events, and sometimes spontaneous sexy performances right in the bar, adding an element of surprise and excitement. Most gents clubs will also have a pool table or private rooms with large TVs and sofas for groups. Some bar groups organize gents club bar crawls so mongers can tour all the gents clubs in the city. Generally they are run weekly with a different rotation of clubs sometimes.

Bar Fines:

If a customer wants to spend time with a hostess outside the club, a bar fine can be paid, with fees varying from 500-1000 baht plus the girls fee of 2000ST- 3000 baht ++ for Long time depending on the venue and time of day.

4. Pricing Overview.

Prices in gentlemen's clubs are reasonable and designed to attract a consistent clientele rather than high-spending tourists.

Drinks:

Beers: 100150 THB.

Cocktails: 200300 THB.

Lady Drinks: 150200 THB.

Bar Fines: Typically, between 500 and 1,000 THB, depending on the club.

Some bars have drink promotions for the customers such as beer cards where free beers are awarded after you fill a certain number of shots.

5. Additional Services.

Personal arrangements are negotiated directly with the hostess, often ranging from 1,000 to 2,000 THB for Short time on the premises plus the cost of the room 300-500 Baht and 1000-1500 Baht ST up to 3000 baht ++ for Long time at your hotel or condo.

Bar crawls for touring the different gents clubs.

Some offer free food on certain days for a minimum purchase.

6. Experiences in Gentlemens Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya focus on creating a relaxed and enjoyable experience, particularly for their regular patrons.

Relaxed Atmosphere:

The ambiance is designed to put patrons at ease, with friendly staff and a slower pace compared to the city's busier nightlife spots.

Politeness and Easy-Going Vibe:

Patrons who are polite, patient, and relaxed often have the best experiences. The girls tend to take charge, ensuring guests enjoy their time without feeling rushed or pressured. In some cases, the girls may even engage in sexy, playful activities right in the bar, creating a fun, sexy, and exciting atmosphere.

Personalized Entertainment:

Whether engaging in conversation, sharing drinks, or enjoying private moments in curtained areas, the experience is tailored to each guest's preferences. That is what is great about these gents clubs. The girls often dance naked in the bar and while talking to you if you buy a few drinks. Some girls will give you a BJ right out in. The open for a few lady drinks. In some clubs buying a rack of tequila for a lady means an automatic naked lady sitting on your lap.

7. Things to Keep in Mind.

When visiting gentlemen's clubs, it's essential to approach the experience with the right mindset:

Be Polite: Treat the girls with respect and avoid being overly demanding. Relaxing and letting the girls take the lead often results in the most memorable experiences.

Budgeting: While prices are generally fair, costs can add up with drinks, bar fines, and additional services. Keep an eye on your bill once and while to make sure what you have ordered is accurate. If you get drunk, its often best to pay as you go to avoid disputes. When there are drunk people involved, misunderstandings can happen.

Discretion: These clubs value privacy and provide a comfortable environment where guests can enjoy themselves without worry.

8. Descriptions of my favorites.

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole- A long time gents club on Soi Pothole in central Pattaya. Renovated about 6 months ago adding a second floow of Kareoke rooms and a pool table. It is known as the friendly neighborhood bar where local expats go to fuck or just chill with the boys. They have beer card promotions and lady drink promotions when buying a 5 rack of tequila for your chosen lady gets her a 6th one for free and guarantees the lady will get completely naked for you while drinking right out in the open for all to see. You have three choices to get off in this club. The first one is where you buy lady drinks, and the girl will blow you right there out in the open. At least one rack of Tequila will get you started and with a few extra added on and the lady will finish you off right there in the open. Next is behind a curtain. This will cost you 300 baht and 500 Baht or so for a BJ and 1000 or so to get fucked. Next is ST upstairs. The room is about 400 baht or so and the girl will most likely want at least 1500 Baht. Finally, there is the bar fine of 500-1000 baht for ST or LT plus the girls fee to go out. This is not popular, so they price this accordingly to keep the girls inside the club. It opens at 1 PM guys and closes at midnight. Great spot to get an early start to a day of mongering.

Cat Flaps Patamnak- Opens at 1 Pm as well, but closes at 9 PM. Located between Soi 4 and Soi 5 in Pratamnak. It's a very large club with a huge round bar in the middle of the club for the guys to sit around and chill and drink. Around the outside are large booths where you can sit with the girls and drink and mess around. All the same naughty action happens here just like in Maggie Mays, as the place is owned by the same guy. Therefore, all the drink pricing, promotions and curtained areas and short time room and bar fine stuff is mostly the same. It can get really naughty at times in here as well. Girls naked and BJs right out in the open. They have free food here sometimes, such a lasagna and brisket. Beer cards can be used here as well as Maggie Mays.

Club Fate-Located on Soi Boomarang and owned by the same guy so everything is the same as Maggie Mays and cat flaps. It opens up at 6 PM and closes at 3 AM. Beer cards can also be used here. A few differences here though. The first difference is the ST rooms are huge and a lot nicer. Secondly, there are semi freelancers that come in at around 9 or 10 PM who are often the best looking. This seems to be a new development recently. Last but not least, if you thought the first two clubs were dirty, Fate is on a whole other level. I have witnessed what it seemed to be full on orgies right out in the open with 2 or 3 girls attacking one guy on a sofa. One sitting on the guy's face, while the other 2 gave a joint BJ licking cock. Once or twice even some fucking right out in the open. The line up can be inconsistent at times, but you will be assured of a downright dirty sexual encounter if that's your thing.

Kineree- As well in between Soi 4 and Soi 5 Pratamnak. It opens at 12 noon every day and closes at around 8 PM. However, most girls are gone by around 7 PM. I like this place just for the sheer variety of girls. Why? They are all freelancers. Lady drinks are 150 baht. Customers drinks are cheap, and they have ST rooms on site. 400 baht or so for the room and 1000-1500 baht for the girl. However, often the girls won't go out of the bar. It is widely known for girls to work there during the day and to go home to their unsuspecting husbands or boyfriends after. Great for an early start. They also have Saturday free food with a minimum purchase.

For more specifics RTFF. There is a user blog at the bottom of the forum as well. I will also post this there because this post will soon get buried in the Pattaya section.

Thank you for an amazing report. Very informative and detailed!

[KrisMonger]

I think it is a good time to start and maintain a list of Gogos that are non-Indian friendly so that folks of Indian origin don't have to waste their time or money in these places. I am not a frequent Pattaya visitor so appreciate other folks of Indian origin to chime in and just add those clubs as you update this post.

TIA.

Kris.

[SlickLicker]

Be sure to book early if you are travelling during peak season, I just read that that they have had to turn away customers as all their drivers are booked.

I just booked them for next week, they had 3 cars left for that date / time.

[Downandup]

This is a good one: https://www.namstaxiladydrivers.com.
The cheapest option from Bangkok to Pattaya is 1300 B.

Very popular and well regarded, the lady drivers have a reputation for reliable and safe driving. I have been using them exclusively for years. Their main business is shuttling customers between BKK and Pattaya although they will take you between Bangkok city and Pattaya too. Something that they no longer do is transport customers from Don Muang or you Tapao, it seems that the taxi mafia are too dangerous for them to operate there.

Be sure to book early if you are travelling during peak season, I just read that that they have had to turn away customers as all their drivers are booked.

[SubCmdr]

No, they are not ugly. They are not telling him the truth.

How do you know either? Maybe the are ugly because others say they are ugly. Maybe they are telling me the truth but others are saying they are not. Maybe I am a retard for spending my money how I want to spend it just because someone says so. Just because they do in all three cases does that mean they are right? Every prostitute I have every hired has lied to me? Every prostitute that I have been with has a Thai Husband or Boy Friend? Just take a step back and ask yourself is that is even a reasonable statement to make?

Ok, so they are not telling me the truth. Does it matter if they are in my hotel room fucking me? I just passed on information I received during the 16 months of actual boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. I have NEVER had a girl be unavailable for me because of other relationships. I am not trying to wife up the prostitutes I hire. I am not trying to drink with them when I'm in my hotel room. I don't ask them out for a date and hold hands with them. I am making small talk with them and fucking them.

I pay them between 1000 - 2000 THB for short time (1 to 3 hours).

For me it does not really does not need to get more complicated than that. But if others are using Jedi Mind Tricks to get the complete life story out of the prostitutes that they pay to sit not their face and lick their ass, well then I'm comfortable that I am not that strong with the Pussy Force.

When I want to chat and drink I goto Gentlemans Clubs. Excellent general information EverythingThai!

[Mogwai]

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.
Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

This is a good one: https://www.namstaxiladydrivers.com.
The cheapest option from Bangkok to Pattaya is 1300 B.

[Mogwai]

But why? Are they so ugly that nobody else wants them? LOL.

No, they are not ugly. They are not telling him the truth.

[SubCmdr]

I chose Heaven Above as my first GC and arrived about 10 am on my first night and it was jammed pack like sardines. They offered me a stool in the corner at the back and I didn't want to be stuck there so I left as there were no more seats anywhere. I didn't like anything I saw at Club Fate so I ended up going to Soi 6. The next night I decided to give Heaven Above another chance and arrived shortly after opening 6 pm. This time only three of us customers were there and not many girls but both started to arrive within the hour. At least this time I got to pick up a girl and went upstairs.

My sweet spot for arriving at Heaven Above is between 7:00 - 7:30. Arrange to buy a bottle with Mamasan and she will reserve the table that you want for you.

I heard about the unwritten rule at Soi 6 bars where if you go with a girl, then she expects you to go with her again if you return to her bar. Wondering if this is the same for GCs since these clubs are targeting regular customers to come back. I failed to tell my girl that I'm a butterfly since it was my first GC experience. Did the expats and other regular clients already tell their girls of their butterfly status or do they actually keep repeating with the same girls each time they visit the same GC?

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call You go with whom you choose when you choose if you choose. First nigh in Heaven Above I did not take either of my girls up. Second night at Heaven Above I only to took one of the the girls up that were sitting at my table. Next night I arrive, I will take the 2nd girl of my threesome pair. My arrangement with them is that if they are not busy and they see me in the club they are welcome to sit with me. The girl you took could be busy. She may not be available to repeat with you even if you wanted to. Beside there are a TON of Gentlemans Clubs. Don't sleep on the ones over on Soi Bong Koch.

There is currently a huge music festival in Pattaya called "Rolling Loud Thailand" so there's an uptick in tourists, presumably that might have something to do with it.

https://www.rollingloud.com/thailand.

Screwed up traffic all over Pattaya. Took me 1. 5 hours to go from Jomtien to the roof top restaurant I took my kik to in north Pattaya for her birthday. Crazy. This was an after the drive took all kinds of side streets possible to get us there. Everything was clogged up.

[Paolo99]

I heard about the unwritten rule at Soi 6 bars where if you go with a girl, then she expects you to go with her again if you return to her bar. Wondering if this is the same for GCs since these clubs are targeting regular customers to come back. I failed to tell my girl that I'm a butterfly since it was my first GC experience. Did the expats and other regular clients already tell their girls of their butterfly status or do they actually keep repeating with the same girls each time they visit the same GC?

There is no such unwritten rule in soi 6. People who go back to the same girl do it because they wish to do so.

You can go with any other girl from the same bar if you want, but the first one might act like she is offended (depends on the girl).

Same goes for the gc's, as a general rule, it's best to not talk too much about your preferences (butterfly or not), just do whatever you want and go with which girl you might feel good with.

[GreenBud]

My trip dates are set and I've booked air and hotels. Now I just need to find a door-to-door car service from my Bangkok Hotel to my Pattaya Hotel. And presumably, my Pattaya Hotel to the BKK airport 12 days later. I can see some car service websites through Google, but they seem expensive (3000 THB+) versus what I think a Grab or Taxi might cost at around 1500-2000 THB. Not really interested in super cheap methods like the bus lines. I don't mind paying for the private ride luxury, assuming the costs are not more than $50 (1800 THB) each way.

Any suggestions or referrals will be much appreciated.

I've been using Mike Pattaya Taxi to transfer from the airport to Pattaya: https://mikepattayataxi.com/.

It's not luxury; it's usually a Camry. They offer transportation services to many areas.

Good prices; they haven't screwed up yet. There's many websites that offers the same service. I believe many of those sites uses the same people.

Only danger is if they screw up picking you up from Pattaya to the airport. Once, almost missed my flight because a hung over driver from Anne's Taxi came late to my hotel. Now I use Mike's.

Bolt might be more reliable; but it will be a few hundred baht more. Has anyone used Bolt? Will they accept. Couple of times in Angeles, none of the Grab drivers would accept my request for rides into Manila or Subic.

Years ago when I was on a budget, I used Bell for the shared mini-bus service: https://belltravelservice.com/