Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Bunky]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

That takes me back.

[Explorer8939]

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct.

SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024. I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

If that is the case then keep my handle out of my posts, your nose out of my tax business and your defamatory comments about my kik out of your posts. You are in NO position to hand out relationship advice if YOU are traveling the world with a Thai lady when any decent International Trick worth a damn knows it is full of pussy. Personally I don't understand that.

Your time; Your money; Your dick: Your call!

My offer stands. You know where to find me.

[ElMexicant]

Post count is quite remarkable. I can't even imagine how much whining and bawling like a Mac Book Pro it takes to reach those numbers. What is l do know is this level of bawling is like Spooge, Badger, and Skinny Pete thinking about their lives and come ups are the shiznitch. Then they get to compare themselves to Walter White's. Totally different level that is unimaginable. SWIM is getting quite bored. Please entertain us. More bawling! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

It is amazing to me that same people saying I am retarded and an idiot have to be told how to dress when they are going out to hire a prostitute. My Mother taught me not to leave the house looking ragged. If you didn't have new clothes make sure they were clean and pressed. It seems there a bunch of people running around here that didn't get raised right. Other grown men having to tell their own how to dress. Really? GTF!

Seems some of you all need to be proffering me some apologies. You have so many good examples that you should have learned from in your youth. Here is one:

Clean shirt, new shoes; And I don't know where I am goin' to; Silk suit, black tie (black tie); I don't need a reason why;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man;
Gold watch, diamond ring; I ain't missin' not a single thing; Cufflinks, stick pin; When I step out, I'm gonna do you in;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can;'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat; But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat; Black shades, white gloves;Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man - Sharp Dressed Man, ZZTop.

These white boys were cool as fuck and they knew what they were talking about. !

[SubCmdr]

I for one will certainly emphasize the importance of your first point. Bangkok is not a beach town. But I see dudes walking around in shorts, flip-flops, and wife beaters all the time. Many are unshaven and unkempt. Thai people put a premium on appearance and cleanliness as is stated above. The only time I ever wear shorts in Bangkok is at the gym. I usually take two to three showers a day, change clothes at least twice, ensure that I am well groomed and that includes meticulous manscaping and trimming of armpit hair as well. Also be clean shaven guys. Asian women for the most part do not like beards and mustaches and stubble isn't going to get you anywhere. Save the ragged look for Pattaya.

Further proof of my original contention.

LOL. It never ceases to amaze me the state some of these punters go looking for gals in. And they wonder why they are quoted extremely high prices and don't get good service.

Added to the fact that most are old, fat, ugly and dumb Then they wonder why they cannot compete.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

They never ever look in the mirror and blame themselves. I hope your advice helps Goatscrot cause we got some mother fuckers posting up in here that certain need it.

[SubCmdr]

Most Farangs from my counrty origin are old fat ugly and dumb.

Since you're an idiot

Oh really?

I'll give you this sound advice. Don't even think of buying a condo. Just rent.

Written by a man that does not even LIVE in Thailand. Written by a man that does not have the stack to support his flow. Advice given not to buy a condo. That is because he could never even afford to by a condo here nor in his unknown country of origin.

You tell me, why so many Farangs in general are old, fat, ugly and dumb? It is no wonder they are complaining that they cannot compete. Bet you fit the description.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

If you don't know now you know. Add to it that they don't have the flow to support their stack so they cannot even keep up. Even if they did they wouldn't spend it. The large number of cheap charlie's in their mother fucking wife beaters with their bellies hanging out wanting to talk shit because I'm rolling with fine ass Thai Girl. Sound familiar Allover?

The worst thing about Thailand is the Farangs from my country of origin. The best part of my night out Heaven Best was watching all the old, fat and ugly Farangs mean mug me because this Farang Dam was balling like a mother fucking pro!.

Allover, where you from? Where you live? You real or just an internet sock posing from the basement of someones house in sex prison someplace?

[Mr Enternational]

Stub after you get settled in you will find many kiks are ex-bar girls.

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

[Newton York]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

I wear the chain I forged in life. I forged it link by link and yard by yard. Mine is a ponderous chain. Link by link I wish it were so, so much so I wish it to be Bangkok. Back in Bangkok. My Christmas wish for this year and the next, and the next and so on, till I breath my last. I won't give up until I make it back.

Let it be known people, I was so close. So close. Had my flight booked and everything, I was going to do 2 weeks back in October, but then life stepped in and stopped me. It's making me want to go more than ever now, if it means destroying my life just so I can step foot in Thailand again, then so be it. Make it so number one.

Nothing but regrets. So many regrets. But not Thailand. The one good thing I've done in life was to know Bangkok. By the balls of Beelzebub, give me one last chance at that. Let me go back to Bangkok and then I'll be ready. Then I'll be ready to die. Thailand is heaven on earth, it'll fix all my problems, set me at ease and I'll finally be able to find peace. I just need the anxiety and the voices in my head to quiet down. If just for one day.

That's my rant! Have a shitty Christmas yall! Yeehaw!

[SubCmdr]

This thread is filled with a group of individuals that spend WAY more time worrying about what I am doing with my Big Black Dick and my flow that creates the stack that allows me to be ballin like a mother fucking pro than I do. Don't worry about it brothers. I got this. Worry about your small white dicks and pay attention to your own flow for your own stack. Idiots who don't even live here should not be trying to give me advice. If you are using Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds to get the relationship status and life stories out of your girls, keep it to yourself. No one gives a fuck.

Just a remember a trip report incudes where you sourced your prostitute, services you hired your prostitute to perform, amount of money you paid your prostitute. Were you satisfied with the encounter. It really is that simple gentleman. So of you mother fucks need to get with the program. Look through the history of our local real estate expert. 8 of his last 10 posts were here.

The Thailand Choir of Critics couldn't handle me on their own so they brought one of my OG Haters (Ship Captain). That mother fucker has not even been to Thailand before. Next they are going to trot out 1200 THB love me long time guy. I am waiting for him with his favorite. OREO Cookies. Did I miss anyone? If there are any big breast to be found keep an eye out for DCups. Lastly pretty certain we get an appearance from Hi, my name is I Coolie. He will want me to do what he say and not what he does. Next he will be giving me lecture on how to be a man. Somebody let the mother fucker know that my mental health is just fine. Don't think he has been to Thailand either. At least not lately. Can't get his tongue out of the ass of the Ship Captain's live in prostitute in the Dominican Republic.

ROTFLMAO

[SubCmdr]

Stub after you get settled in you will find many kiks are ex-bar girls.

Already settled in you dumb ass mother fucker. You are a internet sock that has not even been to Pattaya. Show me you last trip report where you are actually talking about fucking girls here.

She probably got kicked out for being too ugly and not making any money. Or for stealing from customers. If not that she's an ex-Beach Road girl which you are so attracted to.

You are basing this this on what? The Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Meld techniques Explorer though your while one of his girls was alternating sitting on each one of your faces.

Since you're an idiot

You are basing your evaluation on your high intelligence. Forgive me if ignore the sage advice being given from a man who cannot even handle adult language and suffering from severe resource scarcity.

I'll give you this sound advice. Don't even think of buying a condo. Just rent. Don't lock yourself into one location in Pattaya. You may later choose to move back to Jomtien after you figure out how to get there from Central Pattaya using the baht buses.

You are internet sock that has not even been to Pattaya or Thailand. What the fuck do you know?

Also you will lose money if you get deported for bullying or tax evasion.

When is that going to happen? You going to report me to The Administrator because you feel bullied here. Put me on ignore. More importantly why would it happen. I hope you and Explorer have your tax situation under control. I do not take legal or financial advice from International Tricks.

When deported your three acquaintances from this board won't be able to help you.

For what reason will I get deported? You are making defamatory statements against me. That is a very serious violation of the law here in Thailand. Don't think I will be taking your advice on anything given your current actions.

The manager at the GC club will finish your bottle with your kik before he takes her upstairs, licks her pussy, and bangs the hell out of her.

Once again engaged in your internet fantasies instead of fucking girls in Thailand in the real world. So, sad!

No doubt that Stub's ex-bargirl kik has a Thai boyfriend. Maybe even a husband or a sponsor. How many guys have fallen for the "mine is different" trip? Stub is still finding his way in Pattaya and getting accustomed to how Pattaya works. His kik will eventually run off with a richer Korean to support the Thai husband / boyfriend. Hopefully his new and only buddy, the manager at the Club, will give him a free drink while he cries about the girl and wishes he never left Richmond, Country of Origin.

The sad state of affairs for All of Nothing continues. You have thrown your lot in with a WHWMF. Spreading his lies about me. Let me ask a question, All of Nothing how do you know were I am from? How do you know about about my kik?

Say what you want about me, I am not a self reported thief. I buy what I need out of the Grocery Store or 7-11. All of nothing you are a man that that values theft. I saw the posts where you are giving praise to ElAssexicant.

This is the dude who was bragging how he would sneak into the hotel next door to his hostel to steal breakfast. Then sit at a Starbucks' table with a partially filled cup left by a previous customer so he wouldn't have to buy anything while he occupied the space. Newbies wonder why Indians have such a bad rep. Prime example ElMexicant. He brags about "no repeats" but I'm sure that's not HIS choice.

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What were in those reports from your internet friend you value so much? Have you actually met him in person? Where are your reports on actually have sex with girls in Pattaya or Bangkok?

At least the manager in Heaven Above is a real person and not one of your internet fantasy characters. FYI, I have two bottles on the shelf there and I don't need anyone to buy my a drink.

I was always told the best way to get over a girl is to get over a girl. SIMPS such as yourself don't know things like that. That is why you believe in concepts like heartbreak. You have been a International Trick for so long you cannot form normal attachments with girls you are not paying to spend time with you. Explorer has the same problem that is why he plays make believe date with girls with husbands, boyfriends and girlfriends and on top of that pays them to be his prostitute. LOL!

Allover are you real? Or are you just a internet sock. Same offer I gave Explorer:

The next time you are in town: the spot is Heaven Above, You buy a bottle and I will match the bottle you buy with one of my own. I know you drink so that is no excuse. The ONLY reason you won't show up is you don't have the flow to support your stack up in the joint.

[SubCmdr]

So we have several mother fuckers up in here saying The Cmdrs kik is a ex-bar girl.

Nah, do the jealous haters have any proof. Nah they internet socks beating on their keyboard while pinning away for their next work release pass from sex prison in the their western countries of origin where they live. All except for the fictional internet character living with his Dominican prostitute in the Open Air Brother known as Sosua. He wifed up a prostitute than has something to say to me. Does't he know that you cannot make a ho into a housewife?

They aint got no flow so they aint got no stack They ain't got no reports.

But some of them do know how to buy shoes. LOL! A task my kik handles for me. They shown us all that they have ability to flap their lips and gums incessantly by hiding behind their screens and beating on their keyboard spewing their rage fueled by jealousy and hate. No matter what the reason it is clearly there. In black and white and as the Ship Captain says. The internet does not forget.

I wonder why they choose to hide behind their computer screens when they all seem to claim the know Pattaya but post no reports on actually having sex with girls nor will them take up on my generous offer to party in Pattaya. I know why, they don't have the flow to match my stack. And even if they do, they have such a scarcity mentality that refuse to spend it to have a little fun.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Never pay attention to what a man (even if he is a Ship Captain) who lives with a Dominican prostitute in a open air brothel known as Sousa has to say to others in the thread of a country he has never visited. Proof that it is personal and as nothing to do with the country in in question. As I am a half a world a way, why does he even care?.

Really, since nothing I do actually affects anything anyone else does, why do so many people have such sorry lives that their time in this thread is focused on me.

ROFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Sponsors

Explorer is the biggest sponsor posting up in here. He likes bar girls so much, he pays to eat the cum out of their pussies after their Thai Husbands and Boyfriends have blown their splooge up in them before visiting him. He not only pays with money but with his time (which for me is WAY more valuable) also. That to me is just sad. My time is much better spent working on my flow to increase my stack so I can: Be ballin like a mother fucking pro.

But, I now understand why he does not go with bar girls that have true Farang Boyfriends. He does not want to be talking to one and have to answer the question:

Did you like the taste of my cum my man?

[SubCmdr]

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different Explorer

Show me where I said she was a ex-bargril. Sorry you will not be able to use your Jedi Mind Trick and Vulcan Mind Melds to get her life story. All girls in Thailand that I talk to are lying to me. You are noting but a internet sock spouting male bovine excrement.

Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.

Put me on ignore if you don't like my writing. Your writing about girls sitting on your face is eve more comical as you think that is normal behavior for a real man.

Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop.

You are the only dumb mother fucker up in here giving your time to prostitues in an attempt to befriend them. You are the biggest sponsor up in here. Be SIMPing too taking them on trips and stuff. Straight behavior of a lonely guy.

One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

If that is the case, tell me how their relationship status affects that.