Jakarta

[LoneWolff]

Only go to the train tracks if you are really bored, really cheap, or really like to see trains up close and personal. Trains go past every 15 minutes at night. They are super easy to avoid unless you are a Darwin participant looking for your prize and I really hope you get your prize.

The stairs are steep steep steep. No railings. You fall and you will be hurt hurt hurt so do not go there after drinking at all. Half the girls are too chubby. The next half want nothing to do with foreigners.

Thanks for sharing, it was hilarious and a fun read. Though it was a terrible experience for an experienced punter.

[Werqweq]

Have you ever noticed that when you first arrive at Classic Terminal 2 (let's assume it's around 6 or 7 PM), the first 20 minutes you're looking around and see like 200 girls, not all will be pretty, but the prettiest ones, the ones you want to take upstairs, are looking really good?

But here's the funny paradox I can't seem to explain or even work around: After you're finished and coming downstairs, spend 20 minutes looking around and the girls are prettier!

I can't stop this paradox from happening! And it happens no matter what time you arrive! Ok, so the paradox makes sense if you're arriving at 5 PM. Because the girls are still arriving to their shift, so the number of pretty girls between 5:00 PM and 5:20 PM are not as good as 6:20 PM and 6:40 PM. But this continues to happen throughout the night! This can't be explained.

I have noticed the same. As an engineer by education, I have spent some time pondering this conundrum. You may rest easy, as I will provide at least one possible hypothesis to explain this seemingly paradoxical issue to you.

At time X, Larry, Curly, and Moe arrive. They of course choose the three hottest girls available at that time. Or maybe all of them choose two girls each. So now girls Hottie1, H2, H3, H4, H5, and H6 are busy.

Slightly later, at time X + a minutes, you, respected member of society, BenderOver arrives. 'a' can be 10 minutes, 20 minutes, or something around there. None of H1-H6 are at the moment available, as they're all in the rooms with Larry, Curly, and Moe. So you, BenderOver, have to choose SLH1 (slightly less hottie #1).

90 minutes later, you finish reciting poetry to SLH1, and return to the big room. At that point, Larry, Curly, and Moe, have also all finished, and thus, H1-H6 are all patiently waiting for their next customer when you, in your flip-flops and wife-beater shirt untucked (or was that the other gentleman here, who's admittance was denied?) enter.

So as you understand, X can be 5 pm, it can be 8 pm, or it can even be 10 pm. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this, as Larry, Curly, and Moe can arrive at any time.

[JamSam111]

Timing in pool is like 30 minutes, than you take shower, once in the room if you want you can shower again with girl, I believe in room time is 60 mins, shorts and bathrob is given no need to carry extra gears, unless you want to.

I saw your and many other posts on Emporium, everyone has mentioned spending time at the pool and then taking girls to room, I am curious as to how much time is allowed for the given amount I. E. 1. 4 or 1. 2 + 200 k tip.

I would assume one of our bros will at least spend half hour at the pool and in-room action for about an hour + any showers in-between, also for the pool do you carry your own swimming shorts / trunk or Emporium provides it (just asking from a perspective of being prepared), I am planning to carry my swimming gear as I have booked for a hotel with a Swimming pool, but carrying it around to Emporium or any other place would require me to carry a bag or pouch for that. Apologies if the questions sound too rookie like.

[ILuvThePussy]

I went to classic terminal 5 last night and had a decent session with lady. It's a basic fishbowl set up with mama-sans having their own groups of girls. She licked my nipples and balls, dfked, and barebacked for an extra 200 k. I went around 8 pm. When is the best time for the hotter ladies? And what is the differences between terminal 2 and 5 in terms of looks and prices? I might hit up terminal 2 today.

[BenderOver]

Have you ever noticed that when you first arrive at Classic Terminal 2 (let's assume it's around 6 or 7 PM), the first 20 minutes you're looking around and see like 200 girls, not all will be pretty, but the prettiest ones, the ones you want to take upstairs, are looking really good?

But here's the funny paradox I can't seem to explain or even work around: After you're finished and coming downstairs, spend 20 minutes looking around and the girls are prettier!

I can't stop this paradox from happening! And it happens no matter what time you arrive! Ok, so the paradox makes sense if you're arriving at 5 PM. Because the girls are still arriving to their shift, so the number of pretty girls between 5:00 PM and 5:20 PM are not as good as 6:20 PM and 6:40 PM. But this continues to happen throughout the night! This can't be explained.

[BenderOver]

Hi all,

Planning a first trip to Jakarta next year (I'm need a change from the usual BKK and PTY) with a friend of mine and due to work commitments, early April would be a good time for us, but looking on google next year the Ramadan will finish on 30th March so read back the forum and I learn that the last day of Ramadan is Idul Fitri and all the brothels will be closed, most girls will go back home and things will not back to normal for a few days.

In yours experience when the brothels will be back in full operation? Could the 2nd or 3rd April a good date for landing in Jakarta or is better to wait a couple of days more?

We are interested in the usual suspects: Classic, Travel, Kota Indah, Kelapa Gadin, etc.

Some businesses take up to 2 weeks off from Idul Fitri. If this is one of those rare trips where you really don't want to take the risk of screwing up, and you really want to hit the streets at full force, aim for April 13.

[MrMagik]

Tease still have gogo girls and hostesses that you can take home?

Not sure about take home, as I didn't partake in any action that night.

There did appear to be different groups of girls though, some in these fishnet looking dresses that said they worked at the spa and were pushing for drinks. There were other groups dressed in regular clothing with groups of guys. No idea if they were civvies, freelancers or whatever.

[Banana Boi]

Emporium Tease club

Tease still have gogo girls and hostesses that you can take home?

[Pokeris]

Arrived at after midnight immigration was smooth takes 10 minutes and I was out bought local sim card and order go jek to redstart hotel from airport near travel hotel at manga besar. Redstar hotel is budget hotel I payed 260 k for deluxe room breakfast included through agoda have everything I need. Take a shower and decide to walk to travel is was already 2 am at night. Walk around it was not many girls as it was almost closing time. Order small bintang and sit on the table listening some local band singing. Mamasan come to me and ask if I want a girl I said show me some slim no baby cute face. She bring 2 girls both was cute I choose one name terra 19 years old slim very small girl with nice big breast and braces on teeth and have small tattoo (some writing near breast) I give for mamasan 400 k she bring me back 35 k change and condom and we went to the room. We shower together with girl talk a bit and I ask for massage she said I don't do massage. I ask again lets do massage I am tired after fly need massage but she refuse. She start kiss my leg near my the. Ick and said blowjob condom I said no condom and push her head with my arm to my dick she said no. She put condom on and start to suck (it kills my mood and was not easy to get hard but after 5 minutes of sucking I was good to go. Try few positions fucking for 10 minutes but get tired and not so strong again (seems long fly 19 hours with stopover done their job) she clean the condom with tissue and start sucking again after some time I get hard till she sucking hard I quickly take of condom and cum on her belly and breast. Take a shower again put my clothes and was leaving then she ask for a tip I just smile and said for her: No massage no blowjob without condom no tip. She said ok ok and I left. Well first expierence its not so great but can't complain much as she done her job in the end anyway. Left travel 2. 45 am and ask what time they closing they said 3 am. Went have some food and local restaurant and comeback hotel.

[LoveItHere69]

Only go to the train tracks if you are really bored, really cheap, or really like to see trains up close and personal. Trains go past every 15 minutes at night. They are super easy to avoid unless you are a Darwin participant looking for your prize and I really hope you get your prize.

The stairs are steep steep steep. No railings. You fall and you will be hurt hurt hurt so do not go there after drinking at all. Half the girls are too chubby. The next half want nothing to do with foreigners. Many girls look away. One I was looking at made sure I did not even try to approach her because she got up and walked away. Another one moved back to the seat behind her and sat next to some guy who may have been her BF, but the point she made was I do not want you. I saw a girl I liked in one of the hallways so I stuck my head in to see her and she started squealing like a pig and gave me a shitty look. WTF! Never ever had anything like that ever happen to me. So in response I started making the same sounds back at her. But I found a girl and she was good and paid the 200,000 and tip. But let's talk about some itty bitty details so you can make an informed decision.

So picture this. 6 rooms in a row all made of plywood. First room is the wash room and 5 fun rooms. You go to the dark wash room. No place to place your clothes down on or hang on a nail or anything. You could leave everything in the fun room but she might steal. Also, there is no towel so you can walk naked to the shower room which happens to be a large barrel of water with a plastic container floating in the water to dump over your body parts. Nobody was there and I do not care if I am seen naked or not. I left the door slightly open and hung my shirt over the door and hung my shorts using my belt loop on the sliding door lock and wore my sandals in the wash room. Then I walked with my clothes covering my junk. Now to the fun room.

The rooms are built of plywood so if someone is in the room next you then you can really hear everything as if you are in the room with them because it is quiet outside. The only thing that fits is a twin size piece of dirty foam with sheets. No space between the bed and the wall. God only knows how truly dirty the sheets are because the light is in the hallway. Fan blowing on you. Remember no air conditioner. But the fan dries her out and your lubricant out. I always bring lube. No idea if she had some or not. Now I go into the room. My junk, legs, and feet are wet and I throw my stuff in the corner. Luckily I am a small guy. Any tall or wide guy should not go here. It would be like screwing in the back seat of a car. So lucky I came quickly and skipped the "she's on top position". I carried my clothes in front of my junk and wash. Then have to put on my clothes while I am wet. Glad I wore sandals rather than wet feet into shoes.

The orange arrow is the first set of narrow stairs going up. Hard to find stairs because very narrow. Sometimes look eye level and sometimes look up and look for opening.

FYI I do not care who said what. If Asian guys are there it is not the Japanese or South Koreans. They have money and would simply die in that environment. They are Chinese. Remember my post a few months back of some guy talking to me at the Domino's pizza telling me he was Chinese and asking if I knew how to find the train tracks.

[LoveItHere69]

For the fellas who follow my posts, you know that I'm always posting on where to find the best prices for Viagra and Cialis in different countries I have been to.

So here in Jakarta I found a pharmacy in the Pasar Baru area called Apotek Maju Jaya that sells a box of 4 tablets 100 MG generic Sildenafil for 125 k Rupiah.

I've attached some pics below.

Gabacho.

Walking from Classic Hotel going east. Two walkways going over the road connect one mall on the Classic side to two on the other. The first one has KFC (not that one). Enter the second one further east. Go to second floor. Almost in the middle but slightly to the rear are 2 apotek (drug stores) next to each other. One is called Blackwell (black something) and the other is on the corner. They sell the same as Gabacho found on the first floor for 125,000 but upstairs it is 110,000. Unable to find either on Google maps.

[Gabacho]

Not sure if the girl I am talking about is still there on the 5th floor. She sits in the section near the door (not on the otherside of where the band plays). Short, nice rack, big bow in her hair, bangs covering her face which she has a baby face. I thought she looked older until she got close and then she looked too young.

I met the tallest girl. My guess is 5'9" = 69" = 175 cm. Super sweet girl. Only took her once but have plans for a repeat. Firm rack. Great English. Smart girl. Easy to converse with. Fun fun attitude. I mention her because she is really tall which is really rare, very conversational English, and struck me as a very smart girl. Someone who would be a pleasure to go out on the town with. Classic 3rd floor. Sometimes next to the cashier booth but usually sitting to the right of that. Mami's name Rossa (short hair with glasses I think). I will not give out her name. If you can not find her based on where she sits, her mami's name, and her height, then you are mentally retarded.

Damn Cha Cha I think has given me two "new" girls but I think I had them earlier this year. They just happen to have returned from a few months break away and I forgot their faces. Anyways, one of her newbies this week I took. Thin with smal boobs. Pretty face and very fun personality. Problem! First girl I have had this year that her pussy stank. So glad she demanded a condom or I would have found out after entering.

The one you're talking about that wears the bow in her hair, her name is Kandi or something like that. I fucked her twice already like 3 weeks ago and again yesterday. She sits on the left side of the stage by the bleachers closest to the door and the cashiers.

The one I described that the other guy said he tried to find is a completely different one that sits on the other side past the stage. If you walk all the way to the back and sit like at the last table by the bar and then look at that group of girls she sits like third row up. Looks really small and petite compared to the rest of the ladies there. Her name started with an O but I can't remember the name.

Anyways so you're back now?

Want to meet up for that Woodman style tour?

But instead of Lokasari let's tour the train tracks. That sounds more fun. Has Guatemala City La Linea vibes written all over it.

-Gabacho.

[MrMagik]

Ok, my last post took about 8 hours for the mods to approve, so I guess I won't be joining anyone, but I'll provide a quick update anyway.

Firstly, don't try to get a grab at rush hour. Took over half an hour to finally get one, then over an hour to reach El Norte.

Arrived at El Norte sometime after 6 pm. You'll need to WhatsApp them first, as the doormen will ask if you have a reservation. I just showed them the response on WhatsApp. It wasn't a reservation, just a reply with some pricing and map details.

Only about 12 girls available. 5 Vietnamese and 7 locals. 2. 8 m for the Viets, locals were around 950 to 1. 5 m.

Talent wasn't that great, so took a grab to 1001.

Arrived and asked for the pool. I must've landed the worst mama in Jakarta, Nina. Absolutely nasty piece of work with no customer service skills and treats both the customers and the girls with contempt.

Anyway, the talent is noticeably higher than the other places I've been to so far, in that the ratio of hot Vs average is higher, ie. There are some hotties in Classic, but you need to search harder for them (a bit like Bangkok Vs Pattaya).

I was quoted 1. 55 m for locals and 3 m for non-locals. No brainer really, I didn't come all this way to pay international prices for international girls.

Took a 19 yo Indo version of Vina Sky. She wanted to do everything covered, but managed to agree to BBBJ. Very good enthusiastic service overall, but it wasn't cheap. There are extra charges such as mandatory tip, room charge, drinks, tax, locker, yada yada and the total came to a little over 2 m.

It was good, but for me, not worth the premium over Classic.

[MrMagik]

I'm also booked at the same hotel, let me know if you want to join forces.

Hi guys,

Been a bit tied up over the last few days, but I did manage to check out Club 36 and Emporium Tease club in the early hours of Monday morning (both pretty dead, being a Sunday night).

Had a session at Emporium spa on Monday at 6 pm. Talent wasn't that great and the service was ok, but don't think I'll return as the girl quality wasn't there.

Went straight to Classic Terminal 2 afterwards. That was an eye opener. Yes, there were a lot of average girls, but more than enough 7+ spinners. Had a great session with a 20 yo. Will probably return tomorrow for a 3 some.

Sitting in the hotel now, might hit the gym for a bit, them head to Emporium Pluit Mall to kill some time before checking it El Norte and possibly 1001.

Happy to join up with anyone. Quite fancy hitting up some clubs / bars later too.

[JSmithJ88]

Thanks to members of this forum.

Booked in Holiday Inn Suites and landed here on 26th.

Day 1 - 26 Nov.

Checked in and took some rest at HI. View from the top floor suite is good.

I'm also booked at the same hotel, let me know if you want to join forces.