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[BenderOver]

I have noticed the same. As an engineer by education, I have spent some time pondering this conundrum. You may rest easy, as I will provide at least one possible hypothesis to explain this seemingly paradoxical issue to you.

At time X, Larry, Curly, and Moe arrive. They of course choose the three hottest girls available at that time. Or maybe all of them choose two girls each. So now girls Hottie1, H2, H3, H4, H5, and H6 are busy.

Slightly later, at time X + a minutes, you, respected member of society, BenderOver arrives. 'a' can be 10 minutes, 20 minutes, or something around there. None of H1-H6 are at the moment available, as they're all in the rooms with Larry, Curly, and Moe. So you, BenderOver, have to choose SLH1 (slightly less hottie #1).

90 minutes later, you finish reciting poetry to SLH1, and return to the big room. At that point, Larry, Curly, and Moe, have also all finished, and thus, H1-H6 are all patiently waiting for their next customer when you, in your flip-flops and wife-beater shirt untucked (or was that the other gentleman here, who's admittance was denied?) enter.

So as you understand, X can be 5 pm, it can be 8 pm, or it can even be 10 pm. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this, as Larry, Curly, and Moe can arrive at any time.

Ahh, yes, but as I am also a student of the arts of engineering, I tried to initiate a run at "X - B" minutes, with hopes that I would beat Larry, Curly, and Moe. Then I would be the Shemp of them all! But no, it was a fail and the paradox still prevailed.

[Gabacho]

Walking from Classic Hotel going east. Two walkways going over the road connect one mall on the Classic side to two on the other. The first one has KFC (not that one). Enter the second one further east. Go to second floor. Almost in the middle but slightly to the rear are 2 apotek (drug stores) next to each other. One is called Blackwell (black something) and the other is on the corner. They sell the same as Gabacho found on the first floor for 125,000 but upstairs it is 110,000. Unable to find either on Google maps.

Since you are trying to one up me about saving 95 ¢ on some Viagra, LOL, I will one up you instead. The name of the pharmacy on the 2nd floor where they sell the 110 k rupiah Viagra is called Biotek.

I actually found it like 2 days after my post about the downstairs pharmacy that sells tgr same Viagra for 125 k but I forgot to make a second post about the 95 ¢ price difference.

I did mention the upstairs place in regard to doxycycline which they sell there for 15 k per 10 pack strip of 100 MG pills of doxycycline, so try harder to read the fucking forum LOL.

They also sell Acyclovir tablets for 50 k per box of 50 tablets 400 MG and acyclovir cream 5% for 5 k.

I have attached pictures of the building in which the pharmacy is located, the actual pharmacy showing the name clearly as biotek and the acyclovir.

Where are your pictures LoveItHere 68? Since you love to one up a moto?

—Gabacho.

[Delbo1]

Arrived at after midnight immigration was smooth takes 10 minutes and I was out bought local sim card and order go jek to redstart hotel from airport near travel hotel at manga besar. Redstar hotel is budget hotel I payed 260 k for deluxe room breakfast included through agoda have everything I need. Take a shower and decide to walk to travel is was already 2 am at night. Walk around it was not many girls as it was almost closing time. Order small bintang and sit on the table listening some local band singing. Mamasan come to me and ask if I want a girl I said show me some slim no baby cute face. She bring 2 girls both was cute I choose one name terra 19 years old slim very small girl with nice big breast and braces on teeth and have small tattoo (some writing near breast) I give for mamasan 400 k she bring me back 35 k change and condom and we went to the room. We shower together with girl talk a bit and I ask for massage she said I don't do massage. I ask again lets do massage I am tired after fly need massage but she refuse. She start kiss my leg near my the. Ick and said blowjob condom I said no condom and push her head with my arm to my dick she said no. She put condom on and start to suck (it kills my mood and was not easy to get hard but after 5 minutes of sucking I was good to go. Try few positions fucking for 10 minutes but get tired and not so strong again (seems long fly 19 hours with stopover done their job) she clean the condom with tissue and start sucking again after some time I get hard till she sucking hard I quickly take of condom and cum on her belly and breast. Take a shower again put my clothes and was leaving then she ask for a tip I just smile and said for her: No massage no blowjob without condom no tip. She said ok ok and I left. Well first expierence its not so great but can't complain much as she done her job in the end anyway. Left travel 2. 45 am and ask what time they closing they said 3 am. Went have some food and local restaurant and comeback hotel.

I had a session like that at classic. The girl was demanding for tip before leaving the room I used google translate to show her "this was the worst service I've had in Klassic There is no tip for you. "

That's only happened one time. The rest were acceptable.

[Gabacho]

Walking from Classic Hotel going east. Two walkways going over the road connect one mall on the Classic side to two on the other. The first one has KFC (not that one). Enter the second one further east. Go to second floor. Almost in the middle but slightly to the rear are 2 apotek (drug stores) next to each other. One is called Blackwell (black something) and the other is on the corner. They sell the same as Gabacho found on the first floor for 125,000 but upstairs it is 110,000. Unable to find either on Google maps.

I know of the 110 k place upstairs too, I just never posted about it. I took Pokeris there this afternoon, so he can attest to that. The 125 k is the one downstairs and the 110 k is the one upstairs and also they have the doxycycline there for cheap also. I was coming from the back end so I didn't know about the connector bridge to cross the street, I actually just found out about that today. Are we in some kind of competition to provide information now? LMAO.

I see you tried to beat me to Train Tacks, Wijaya 77, and Raja Mas (Even though I am the one who PMd you telling you we should check them out LOL. But Pokeris and I actually went and checked them out before you, my post just hasn't made it through moderation yet, oh and I actually have pictures of the rain tracks that I took myself not from Google like yours.

[Gabacho]

I met up with ISG member pokeris today. First I showed him where to get the cheap Viagra and then we went to Classic Terminal 2. We each fucked a girl. There wasn't many there at 3 pm but I found one I liked and had a great session then afterwards we had a few beers downstairs and decided to go check out the New Wijaya 77 bar, The Raja Mas Bar, and the train tracks.

We reached Raja Mas and Wijaya 77 around 6 pm and didn't see any girls there. We then walked to the train tracks and found the correct place but again we were there too early. Some homeless looking dudes said to come back around 9 pm and 10 pm.

The ladders you have to walk up and down are very flimsy and the last step of the first ladder literally broke under the pressure of my weight. Luckily I didn't fall or anything. The place looked like something out of an apocalyptic sci-fi movie like after a nuclear bomb had gone off or something. See the pictures I managed to snap while we were there.

We then walked back to Raja Mas and this time there were some girls inside but when they saw Pokeris and I enter the building half of the girls got up and started running away into thr back room. This pissed pokeris off and he wanted to leave. I agreed with him. So we went to the 77 place and it only had like 2 or 3 girls so then we decided to leave and go to Kota Indah Complex.

We took a grab to kota indah complex and checked out all the main bars there, Royal VIP, New Royal, MTR, Sari Ayura, etc. They all have a similar set up where the girls are all crammed into a small area and you can't see them all very good. I did see a girl inside Sari that I liked. Mamasan said it was 400 k to take her to the room for an hour and beers were 50 k I believe.

We ended up each pulling our girls at the fishbowl place that charges 350 k. I picked the smallest prettiest girl I saw there but in the room her service was bad. BBBJ was rushed and unenthusiastic, only covered sex she wouldn't accept any amount of money for BBFS, and then she didn't want to take a selfie either. Very bitchy. Classic is much better.

We ended up stopping off at some place to eat where they bring out all these different dishes to your table and they only charge you for the ones you eat from. It was called Sinar Minang and it was pretty good if you like Indonesian food I recommend the place.

We finally finished the night off at Travel. Travel is similar to classic but the girls are allowed to move around more and are seen eating, drinking and smoking and walking around with their friends as opposed to classic where the just sit on the couches. There was also alot more customers in travel than there is at classic. It was even hard to find a table because all the tables were occupied and you have to wait to get a room because all the rooms were occupied too so even after picking a girl you have to wait for a room to become available. Entrance was 14 k but it is waived if you fuck a girl.

Here are some pictures of the train tracks, raja mas, and wijaya 77 as well as the food at the place we stopped at to eat.

I will try to make it back to the train tracks later and see what kind of girls that they actually offer there and then report back.

Gabacho.

[ILuvThePussy]

Just came back from classic terminal 2. Let's just say I took 3 showers there in the span of 4 hours. I like it more than terminal 5 because you get to see the girls up close rather than afar from a fishbowl. The only annoying part is trying to find the mama-San of the girl you like. You pay before doing the deed here whereas in terminal 5 I paid afterward. Once again I paid the 365 k with my credit card, I think there's a 10 k CC fee. All I know is that I get a sexy girl to fuck for $23 according to my credit card statement. It's refreshing not having to go to the ATM everyday. You still need cash for the girls tips. I usually tip an extra 200 k for BBFS. My first girl was a farm fresh 18 year old tiny 4' 10" girl. She was super tight, claimed I was very big. Blew my load in her in missionary. Second girl was a Javanese beauty. She had tanner skin but an ass to die for. Shapely yet plump and perky. Blew my load in her once again. She also claimed my dick was big even though it's firmly in the 6" average camp. Maybe a bit thicker than the usual. Anyone else have girls saying this or am I getting my chain pulled? Third girl was a classic Chinese style doll. Nice tits, pale white, you know the type. I feel bad for her because I had to pound her for like 30 minutes before I could bust since it was my third in 3 hours. I left but I still had to pay the 5 k entrance fee. Thought that shit was waived if you sessioned. The register lady wanted to keep the entire 50 k note and seemed annoyed when I wanted change. I know it's only like 3 bucks but she was so rude about it. Whatever this place rocks, easy, cheap, quality lays. I don't see the point in going anywhere else.

Might try malio though. Are the girls there still the hottest?

[LoveItHere69]

Arrived at Raja Mas Bar at 8:00 pm on Saturday night. 25 girls. 5 customers. 3 girls looked doable. First one says she had menstruation. Second one is hiding behind her friend. Third one has menstruation. I try to get the girl hiding and the guy pushes her to go with me. I touch her waist and she moves away. I try to hold her hand going up the stairs and she does not want. I notice tummy bulge which means nasty baby damage. I stop, turn, and leave. I never paid so no need to try for refund.

Arrived at New Wijaya 77 37 seconds after leaving Raja Mas. 10 girls. 4 customers. One looks doable so I sit next to her. I face her and say "Hi". She turns away from me. I stand, leave, and walk to Kota Indah Komplex. Fast easy walk for me to cool off. Go into the bar and ask for my mami who gives me a sweet new large booby girl that I love so much. Night is saved. I was not going to return to the train tracks even when they were so close. Lesson learned.

Train tracks, Raja Mas, and New Wijaya are a complete waste of time! I am a Cheap Charlie and I can not put up with the SHT there. I am not a big guy so it is not because they are afraid of my big thing. They just do not like foreigners or more specific white guys. Some more detail about the train tracks. So remember there is no towel. When the girl washes she only washes her pussy and maybe her ass and wipes / dries with paper tissue. Many probably do the same. Wash their junk but not their rear. So there is a lot of sweaty dirty ass touching those sheets. You will be sucking on sweaty and possibly saliva from guys on her tits.

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[LoneWolff]

I have noticed the same. As an engineer by education, I have spent some time pondering this conundrum. You may rest easy, as I will provide at least one possible hypothesis to explain this seemingly paradoxical issue to you.

So as you understand, X can be 5 pm, it can be 8 pm, or it can even be 10 pm. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this, as Larry, Curly, and Moe can arrive at any time.

I am starting to like this Jakarta forum. Lot of interesting characters sharing real valuable info. Thanks gentlemen, keep up the good work.

[LoneWolff]

Only go to the train tracks if you are really bored, really cheap, or really like to see trains up close and personal. Trains go past every 15 minutes at night. They are super easy to avoid unless you are a Darwin participant looking for your prize and I really hope you get your prize.

The stairs are steep steep steep. No railings. You fall and you will be hurt hurt hurt so do not go there after drinking at all. Half the girls are too chubby. The next half want nothing to do with foreigners.

Thanks for sharing, it was hilarious and a fun read. Though it was a terrible experience for an experienced punter.

[Werqweq]

Have you ever noticed that when you first arrive at Classic Terminal 2 (let's assume it's around 6 or 7 PM), the first 20 minutes you're looking around and see like 200 girls, not all will be pretty, but the prettiest ones, the ones you want to take upstairs, are looking really good?

But here's the funny paradox I can't seem to explain or even work around: After you're finished and coming downstairs, spend 20 minutes looking around and the girls are prettier!

I can't stop this paradox from happening! And it happens no matter what time you arrive! Ok, so the paradox makes sense if you're arriving at 5 PM. Because the girls are still arriving to their shift, so the number of pretty girls between 5:00 PM and 5:20 PM are not as good as 6:20 PM and 6:40 PM. But this continues to happen throughout the night! This can't be explained.

I have noticed the same. As an engineer by education, I have spent some time pondering this conundrum. You may rest easy, as I will provide at least one possible hypothesis to explain this seemingly paradoxical issue to you.

At time X, Larry, Curly, and Moe arrive. They of course choose the three hottest girls available at that time. Or maybe all of them choose two girls each. So now girls Hottie1, H2, H3, H4, H5, and H6 are busy.

Slightly later, at time X + a minutes, you, respected member of society, BenderOver arrives. 'a' can be 10 minutes, 20 minutes, or something around there. None of H1-H6 are at the moment available, as they're all in the rooms with Larry, Curly, and Moe. So you, BenderOver, have to choose SLH1 (slightly less hottie #1).

90 minutes later, you finish reciting poetry to SLH1, and return to the big room. At that point, Larry, Curly, and Moe, have also all finished, and thus, H1-H6 are all patiently waiting for their next customer when you, in your flip-flops and wife-beater shirt untucked (or was that the other gentleman here, who's admittance was denied?) enter.

So as you understand, X can be 5 pm, it can be 8 pm, or it can even be 10 pm. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this, as Larry, Curly, and Moe can arrive at any time.

[JamSam111]

Timing in pool is like 30 minutes, than you take shower, once in the room if you want you can shower again with girl, I believe in room time is 60 mins, shorts and bathrob is given no need to carry extra gears, unless you want to.

I saw your and many other posts on Emporium, everyone has mentioned spending time at the pool and then taking girls to room, I am curious as to how much time is allowed for the given amount I. E. 1. 4 or 1. 2 + 200 k tip.

I would assume one of our bros will at least spend half hour at the pool and in-room action for about an hour + any showers in-between, also for the pool do you carry your own swimming shorts / trunk or Emporium provides it (just asking from a perspective of being prepared), I am planning to carry my swimming gear as I have booked for a hotel with a Swimming pool, but carrying it around to Emporium or any other place would require me to carry a bag or pouch for that. Apologies if the questions sound too rookie like.

[ILuvThePussy]

I went to classic terminal 5 last night and had a decent session with lady. It's a basic fishbowl set up with mama-sans having their own groups of girls. She licked my nipples and balls, dfked, and barebacked for an extra 200 k. I went around 8 pm. When is the best time for the hotter ladies? And what is the differences between terminal 2 and 5 in terms of looks and prices? I might hit up terminal 2 today.

[BenderOver]

Have you ever noticed that when you first arrive at Classic Terminal 2 (let's assume it's around 6 or 7 PM), the first 20 minutes you're looking around and see like 200 girls, not all will be pretty, but the prettiest ones, the ones you want to take upstairs, are looking really good?

But here's the funny paradox I can't seem to explain or even work around: After you're finished and coming downstairs, spend 20 minutes looking around and the girls are prettier!

I can't stop this paradox from happening! And it happens no matter what time you arrive! Ok, so the paradox makes sense if you're arriving at 5 PM. Because the girls are still arriving to their shift, so the number of pretty girls between 5:00 PM and 5:20 PM are not as good as 6:20 PM and 6:40 PM. But this continues to happen throughout the night! This can't be explained.

[BenderOver]

Hi all,

Planning a first trip to Jakarta next year (I'm need a change from the usual BKK and PTY) with a friend of mine and due to work commitments, early April would be a good time for us, but looking on google next year the Ramadan will finish on 30th March so read back the forum and I learn that the last day of Ramadan is Idul Fitri and all the brothels will be closed, most girls will go back home and things will not back to normal for a few days.

In yours experience when the brothels will be back in full operation? Could the 2nd or 3rd April a good date for landing in Jakarta or is better to wait a couple of days more?

We are interested in the usual suspects: Classic, Travel, Kota Indah, Kelapa Gadin, etc.

Some businesses take up to 2 weeks off from Idul Fitri. If this is one of those rare trips where you really don't want to take the risk of screwing up, and you really want to hit the streets at full force, aim for April 13.

[MrMagik]

Tease still have gogo girls and hostesses that you can take home?

Not sure about take home, as I didn't partake in any action that night.

There did appear to be different groups of girls though, some in these fishnet looking dresses that said they worked at the spa and were pushing for drinks. There were other groups dressed in regular clothing with groups of guys. No idea if they were civvies, freelancers or whatever.