Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

So I have been called retarded for spending money by other International Tricks that steal.

Had to find the answer myself because there wasn't anybody in tuned with Bangkok like me. Guess I am the expert of my own adventures. True Coffee is free respite for anyone with True plan. No purchase necessary. Got to relax for free.

Seriously, you pay for Muay Thai training, a gym membership, a cell phone that allows you to take pictures of the girl in the gym but you do above? You realize you can buy a bottle of water of 7-11 for six (6) baht. And you get to cool off while you are in the 7-11. Linger a bit and chat up the clerk using your Thai like you do in the gym that you goto. Do you were raggedy clothes and a timex also. Or do I have you confused with someone else.

Every market has high and low end segments and customers for both. A Walmart shopper shouldn't judge a Nordstroms shopper for spending $300 instead of $30 on a pair of jeans. Someone staying in the $9 Airbnb shouldn't judge someone spending $200/ night on a 5 star hotel. The last row economy passenger shouldn't judge the one in first class suites. Same for mongering. Its a different experience at different price points. Whether that experience is worth the cost, is for every individual to decide for themselves. If you can't afford it or don't think its worth it, no problem, there are always low end market options for you. That's the beauty of the free market. Pay for what you think is worth it and let others do the same. Your dick, your money, your choice.

Well said my friend!

[SubCmdr]

There is one poster here who often says that all the bar girls that I have bar fined (one one so far in 16 months of boots on the ground living) have a Thai Husband or Thai Boyfriend or Thai Girl friend but is not telling me. I do not have the command of Jedi Mind Tricks or mastery of Vulcan Mind Melds so I can be so certain of getting the truth of the one bar girl that I bar fined.

He also thinks I don't know what time it is here in Pattaya. Makes statements about my personal relationships when he has had zero contact with me or my the girl I am involved with.

He also get into my personal tax situation (as if that is any of his business). I am perfectly comfortable with being a tax resident in Thailand. I will handle things I have advised by competent tax advisors here in Thailand. Lastly how I ultimately handle my tax affairs will not be reported to a bunch of International Tricks that can't even dress themselves. Check Pattaya Reports Post #43850 and Bangkok Reports #58407 and #58384 for further proof of my assertion.

There is a ****** ****** posting that wants to impress everyone by telling us while he is in Dubai with a Thai Girl he is paying her 30 USD / day.

You Lie!

Cost of the plane ticket, her food, entertaining her, sundries. Tell the whole story and stop treating your readers like we are stupid. At least you don't have to eat the cum of her Thai Husband or Thai Boyfriend while you are on this trip.

Is should be noted that I spend way more time in Thailand than he does so he really needs to STFU and direct his posts at those that still think he has something to contribute.

That aint me!

[SubCmdr]

Since you're an idiot

Why do you say that?

I must say close to 200 for November

Post 3655 Rants, Thailand.

I see we have people who cannot even do basic arithmetic. You know the kind I learned in elementary school. 7 pages at 25 posts a page is: 175 plus an additional 7 is 182 posts for November. Not even close to 200. Yet, I am the idiot. It is pretty obvious to me that Muay Thai training and leg workouts with girls watching you does nothing for building your mental capacity nor acuity, nor the ability to write coherently in the English Language.

A balanced approach of perfecting unification of the mind body connection would require equal time spent on the Lumosity App (available in the Apple App Store and Google Play). Although working out your mind does not feed the ego the way having a girls watch you work out and sneaking around the gym snapping pictures of girls that you haven't fucked nor have no hopes of fucking without making payments much larger than I spend up in the club ballin like a mother fucking pro. I am sure the increased mental acuity will pay off much better when it comes to staking your flow. Unless you plan to goto the next level and become a professional Muay Thai fighter.

The OP is a girly man who writes in the passive aggressive style. Makes claims about how he quotes no one yet makes inferences. He posts pictures of girls. Did he fuck any of them?. Posturing now. Flexing. Hating. Lying on his dick is next. There are ballers, want to be ballers and UglyAzzMan / RajRaj / ElAzzicant. Nah, I don't know who you are. I can't match your leg workouts. But my brain is functioning just fine. I am interested in your cooking classes. Please tell me more.

For me just knowing someone is at least making an attempt to count my posts (even if they are not reading them) gives me encouragement to post more. I would like to thank all the responders to my posts. Your effusive praise is most appreciated. It tells me you are enjoying my work. I will continue to give you the material you love to consume and respond too.

Can one of you mother fucks post a trip report?

[SubCmdr]

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

If that is the case it belonged in the Rants thread or the Lounge thread.

I look for reports here like the excellent one written by LittleBigMan. Come on out and have drink with me in Heaven Above. We have similar tastes brother.

[SubCmdr]

So Oreo Cookie man throws out a few Thai Terms in order to flex. But just gives Explorer a chance to flex and talk more male bovine excrement from Brazil when his Thai girl he is traveling with is not sitting on his face. At least he only needs to eat his own cum out of her pussy this trip. I've seen fireworks before. LOL! Pretty ordinary stuff if you ask me. Rather be in front of my computer screen trading my flow.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct. SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

How do you know? If I pay her 1200 THB for long time is she my girlfriend or kik. Which girl that I pay is my kik and which girl is my girl friend / lover (faaenM). Gik is a booty call. Mia=Wife. Nope don't have one of those. LOL! Oops, three in Dominican Republic lets not forget. Mia Noi = Minor Wife; mistress.

WOW! I have internet and and can google things. I also: Be ballin like a mother fucking pro something nether one of them can do because they don't have the flow to support their stack.

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different. Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.
Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop. One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

Stub after you get settled in you will find many kiks are ex-bar girls. She probably got kicked out for being too ugly and not making any money. Or for stealing from customers. If not that she's an ex-Beach Road girl which you are so attracted to.

No doubt that Stub's ex-bargirl kik has a Thai boyfriend. Maybe even a husband or a sponsor. How many guys have fallen for the "mine is different" trip? Stub is still finding his way in Pattaya and getting accustomed to how Pattaya works. His kik will eventually run off with a richer Korean to support the Thai husband / boyfriend. Hopefully his new and only buddy, the manager at the Club, will give him a free drink while he cries about the girl and wishes he never left Richmond, Country of Origin.

If you found out your kik had a Thai man, you would have a sad. You are doing what many Farangs do in Pattaya. Find a bargirl who is "different". Good luck with that.

Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.
Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

We have four posters (to date) concerned with my relationship and what I am doing with my Big Black Dick: All of Nothing, Cum Eater, Oreo Cookie Lover and WHWMF. Now look at the information all others have provided about my (fill in the blank with your favorite Farang relationship concept or Thai relationship concept for that matter) and tell me who I am talking about. With no mia how do you define my relationship?

My Gik, My faaenM, My Mia (no have); My Mia Noi; My girlfriend, My booty call, My side chick; My lover; My mistress.

This is what happens when dumb ass farangs (and farang dam who like Oreo Cookies too) try to apply their western notions of what a relationship is and how it should work. The only thing I am sad about is how four people are so jealous of my happiness and obsessed with my relationship status as to lose focus on getting their own pussy here.

Pattaya is monger heaven.

[UglyAzzMan]

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

They all are.

[Mogwai]

Can anyone help this person pass away. ?

I'm not a big fan of ElMexicant's posts either, but this post was clearly tongue in cheek.

[SubCmdr]

ROTFLMO!

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

Some things don't deserve a response. File a trip report brother. That means you actually got some pussy. We all know that isn't happening. You are way too angry and agitated for that. The above post shows it.

I am at peace with myself and all others

[Explorer8939]

There is one poster here who often complains that I travel with Thai ladies. At the moment, I am in Dubai with a Thai lady, paying $30 per day.

I would hate to think how much ladies cost per day here in Dubai.

[Explorer8939]

While I am traveling, I have a bargirl living in my condo. She works at Catflaps, which is near my condo.

I am hopeful she can withstand the urge to bring a Thai man back to my room.

[UglyAzzMan]

SubCmdr,

As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024.

I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

Thai taxes due March 2025. America is fine if paperwork turned in October 2025.

See the problem.

I got a one year cooking visa but will stay under 180.

[Nyezhov]

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

[Bunky]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

That takes me back.

[Explorer8939]

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct.

SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024. I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

If that is the case then keep my handle out of my posts, your nose out of my tax business and your defamatory comments about my kik out of your posts. You are in NO position to hand out relationship advice if YOU are traveling the world with a Thai lady when any decent International Trick worth a damn knows it is full of pussy. Personally I don't understand that.

Your time; Your money; Your dick: Your call!

My offer stands. You know where to find me.