Tokyo

[CCRider1008]

My first visit to Luxe (oppai bar).

2nd girl, Sachi, 24, a little taller, a little less pretty than Haruka, gorgeous smile, slim but with generously sized, natural, western the-cup breasts with just a little sag. I'm a breast man and the sight of her assets made me want to buy her a house. She a little less forward than Haruka, a little more shy. But I know how to be friendly and playful with a girl and open her up. We had fun. I bought her a drink. 3000 Y. She gave me her Line. I will try to meet her outside of the club for some p4 p. Or maybe I will buy her a house.

strategy.

Curious. Did you ask for the Line # or did she offer it up?

[CCRider1008]

I just met up with Shizuku from THC in Shinjuku. I was looking for a good time with a slutty girl and was told she fit the bill. She's Gold level, so a little more money. But what a little bombshell. I got her for two hours and came in her mouth a couple of times.
I hope they will all be like Shizuku.

I wonder if the tattoos are an indication of her good attitude? Don't see that often on Japanese women.

[Traveler X]

I just met up with Shizuku from THC in Shinjuku. I was looking for a good time with a slutty girl and was told she fit the bill. She's Gold level, so a little more money. But what a little bombshell. I got her for two hours and came in her mouth a couple of times.

https://hentaitokyo.com/profile?cc=2703

You know how to pick them! No wonder 2 hours, love her look. Reminds me of Leslie K in Socal, alternative look with arm tattoos, young. I notice some shops have tiers like the Gold level you mentioned. It makes a lot of sense, some JAV stars like Aika are Legend tier and you can't even book her without first leveling up by booking regular girls. Some of whom are pretty hot too.

Everyone should post what they feel comfortable, no pressure. I sometimes get PMs from people who had a great trip, it's great to hear and you don't have to post if you don't want. I get it, I was the same way when I started. But for those can, even a short post will help encourage the next person to have a happy memory.

For the same reason, some guys don't want to post "girl X charges Y" for FS. So what I sometimes do is just make a general post saying "1 girl was 10 k, 2 girls was 20 k, etc. " or just a range like "10k-20k is common but I've had girls ask more". Whatever you think is right, since I've had PMs from people saying they were asked a lot more. It's frustrating and I think the solution is to share notes over time and people will figure out where to go. On the other hand, other people have no trouble posting prices. Like I said, that's how most girls make money and how the shop gets business. It's not like they don't want people to know it's available, they do. So do what you feel is right. Thanks for the report!

[Rick Rock]

I just met up with Shizuku from THC in Shinjuku. I was looking for a good time with a slutty girl and was told she fit the bill. She's Gold level, so a little more money. But what a little bombshell. I got her for two hours and came in her mouth a couple of times.

https://hentaitokyo.com/profile?cc=2703

We met and went into a love hotel. She immediately grabbed my hand as we walked. Even though we were definitely a mismatch in terms of looks / age / everything I loved it. I was horny from the very beginning. You're in kabukicho anyway, so when in Rome!

Shizuku is a sexy little thing. She looks like she loves sex as soon as you see her. Her pics in the blog are unedited. So what you see there is exactly who shows up. Petite, tight body, double eyelids, few slutty tramp stamp tattoos in all the right places, jet black hair. You can't tell with clothes but when she takes it off she has a great shape. Perfect perky tits and tight little bum, tight clean pussy with nice lips, smells like expensive perfume, and her mouth tastes like peppermint.

She's billed at 22, close if not exactly right. She's definitely early 20's, but much more mature and experienced in sex. She kept up with me the whole time, never shy, staring into my eyes looking for reactions when she licked under my dick head or stroked me off with her thighs.

Shizuku is great at kissing, great at giving BBBJ, plays with the cum when you shoot it in her mouth. Definite PSE experience. She's also one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen at THC. One of the prettiest overall too if I am being honest.

Her English is probably best described as beginner level. I was too lost in the experience to talk much. But she was able to talk about some different things. She knew all the sex terms and would ask me what I liked, if something felt good, and told me she felt good when she was riding my face. She said she felt more comfortable doing sexual stuff with foreign guys, and I got a sense that was genuine during the actual acts. I meant she really seemed to savor my semen.

I had a great two hours with her. It was one of my better experiences at THC. Glad to see they keep bringing in new girls. I hope they will all be like Shizuku.

[Traveler X]

I'll travel to Japan in April for almost a month.

Some of your requests are out of my area of expertise, a few are within. For pink salons, if you see my Manzoku link they are experts who can help. I've done much of the research, you will have to do the rest. I don't believe I can help anyone if they aren't willing to "do the rest" themselves. I'm just pointing the way.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2964542

[Traveler X]

First girl, Haruka, 22, petite, cute, pretty, perfectly shaped be cups (I'm using western cup sizes.)..It was difficult to not nominate her. I bought her a drink. 3000 Y.

You're in charge, it is a tough call to make. I always point out how cheap it all is and better value than strip clubs. You can't get girls to kiss you and the rest even if you spent 10 times as much. I know, I wrote the strip club guides too.

She a little less forward than Haruka, a little more shy. But I know how to be friendly and playful with a girl and open her up. We had fun. I bought her a drink. 3000 Y. She gave me her Line.

This is the way. Treat the girls well and sometimes you can go far.

I will try to meet her outside of the club for some p4 p. Or maybe I will buy her a house.

Hold up. I know you are joking, but this is no laughing matter. Let me show how serious this is with a meme.

My first visit to Luxe (oppai bar). I'm getting good at dodging the Nigerian touts on the street. Don't make eye contact. Offer a stern "no" to their advance.

This is the way. A lot of countries have aggressive targeting of tourists, but harmless if you keep moving and say no. Tuk tuks in Thailand, Nigerian touts in Kabukicho.

5000 Y for lady drinks. Why not 6000 I don't know. I protested to the man that I only got two girls. He mumbled something about being too busy..I got Sachi's number and a coupon for another discounted 40-min.

Good to know, I've always gotten 3 girls but I avoid busy times. I suppose as long as you liked the girls and got 40 minutes, it worked out. I hope this is not common, but but the 3 girl system is mainly just in case you don't like some. I try to keep expectations low when getting LINE contact, sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't.

Thanks gain to Traveller X for the strategy.

No, thank YOU for licking their tits and sharing the fun story about them. I never once got blueballed from chatting with cute girls and licking their tits. Only from dating. Not often in the real world you play with a cute girl first and then got her number after.

[Fjrk76]

My first visit to Luxe (oppai bar). I'm getting good at dodging the Nigerian touts on the street. Don't make eye contact. Offer a stern "no" to their advance. Or, say nothing at all. Do not shake the hand. One guy actually tugged on my jacket to which I raised my voice "do not touch me! He ran away. After a few beers and tiddies in my face I'll joke with them, because I'm done for the night and going home.

Anyway. Luxe. Monday night around 21:30. There a frumpy-looking Japanese man on the street level just outside of the Luxe elevator. My defense was high and I thought he might be a middle-man so I ignored him. He actually works for Luxe. He's ok. I meet the handler on the 4th floor. Gargle mouthwash. Read the rules and prices. Wait 5 minutes (it was getting busy in there). My plan is just do 40 minutes, meet three girls for a total of 6 tiddies in my face, drink 3 little beers then go eat. Its my first time so 7000 Y and I'm in the door.

First girl, Haruka, 22, petite, cute, pretty, perfectly shaped be cups (I'm using western cup sizes.) She was very bubbly, slightly janky teeth. We laughed a lot, she was very friendly, needed no prompting, she hopped on, dropped her top and pushed my face into her pillows without any provocation. It was difficult to not nominate her. I bought her a drink. 3000 Y.

2nd girl, Sachi, 24, a little taller, a little less pretty than Haruka, gorgeous smile, slim but with generously sized, natural, western the-cup breasts with just a little sag. I'm a breast man and the sight of her assets made me want to buy her a house. She a little less forward than Haruka, a little more shy. But I know how to be friendly and playful with a girl and open her up. We had fun. I bought her a drink. 3000 Y. She gave me her Line. I will try to meet her outside of the club for some p4 p. Or maybe I will buy her a house.

Then I got presented with the final bill. 5000 Y for lady drinks. Why not 6000 I don't know. I protested to the man that I only got two girls. He mumbled something about being too busy. I was tired and hungry and wanted to leave anyway. I got Sachi's number and a coupon for another discounted 40-min. Next time I will go at 8 pm when the club is less crowded to get my full 3-girl rotation. Thanks gain to Traveller X for the strategy.

[Tucoh]

Hey guys,

I'll travel to Japan in April for almost a month.

During this period I would like to try out whatever to country has to offer.

Please, keep in mind that I'm Italian, I don't speak Japanese and I'm in my 30's (athletic, tattooed).

I'll visit Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka.

Soaplands.

I'm researching a lot about Soaplands thanks to all your reviews and comments but I'm kind of overwhelmed if I have to be honest.

So I'd like to ask your advice about which shops I should ltake into consideration (for the providers, of course I'll search myself).

As the prices are quite high compared to other countries I've been to (Thailand for example) I don't want to waste my money with a bad choice.

Pink salons.

I've been reading a lot but it seems it's not that worth. Can you confirm this? Also, it seems a lot of shops closed down.

Erotic massage parlors.

I personally love massage parlors with happy endings. No sex involved in this scenario. Can you recommend me some of this kind of shops?

Waxing shops.

This is a kink of mine. I love to be waxed. Are there any salons that operate on men and can also provide an happy ending? It would be a blast.

Extra.

Whatever you think I should or could try.

[Traveler X]

My first visit to Japan. Had an afternoon to kill so hopped the train to Yokohama and Kira Kira. I speak almost no Japanese. Messaged ahead of time on Line for an 11 am visit. Early in the day so they're probably not busy and perhaps not the best girls are working. Its fine. Drew Remonn. Pretty girl, milfy but not old (24, in reality). See cups with the very large nipples I like. Evidence of a pregnancy. Probably would not repeat with her but I had a great, easy time. 70 minutes. Thanks Traveller X for the rec.

Thank you for reporting what you got. Others will follow our clues and go even further. Kira Kira is really convenient and always foreigner friendly. Yokohama is an easy 'half day' trip with cheap and easy access by train. Definitely going at a slow time is better.

Kira Kira is perfect for first timers. The girls tend to be decent looking, not stunners but in my experience each girl had something nice. It's soapland, the average service is great and you can expect the girls to obey you completely with their bodies. Treat them respectfully and have fun. For those curious about Kira Kira, read about my first visit there on the Yokohama thread. Yokohama is maybe a 40 minute train ride from Shibuya, less than $2.
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2963631

At 11am you should be in and out and ready to grab lunch around 12:20 nearby. If you don't mind a healthy walk, I suggest Ichiran Ramen at Sakuragicho - it's special. Sakuragicho is food heaven. For over the top decadence, go to New Otani Inn and next to it is a small Mizunobu Fruit Parlor (11am-9pm). Fucking ridiculous fruit desserts with top shelf fruit, only in Japan. Or Harbs cake, even more ridiculously luxurious. A good alibi* too!

* Traveler X is not responsible for what you tell your friends

https://www.mizunobubrooks.com/fruit-parlor/menu/ Mizunobu fruit parlor - next level
https://www.harbs.co.jp/en/menu_cake_flag/ Harbs Cake - next next level
https://ichiran.com/shop/kanto/sakuragicho/ Ichiran Ramen - worth repeating

So your girl had great nipples, pretty, at least young. Mine was similar, a bit thick but she had tits with a cute face and obeyed and worshipped me for an hour like a god. Washing me close with her body parts soaped up, sucking me 4 times all around the room in different scenarios and positions, banging with me casually to my satisfaction, nice feedback sounds from her they seemed real, then she randomly had me eat her pussy before we just chatted about random stuff. That describes my first visit. I skipped off to lunch thereafter. There is something deeply satisfying about that the first few times you get it. After a few times of that, maybe you up your game and try a higher end shop. Or something totally different like an oppai pub or fetish club. Only you know what you want.

It's my pleasure to help. Long ago people helped me, and I could not repay what they did for me. I hope you have many long years of fun adventures like this and share intel for others to follow. There are many other shops we haven't mapped out but are also foreigner friendly. This will give people choice, and choice is how we avoid GPS pricing that sometimes happens with DH aimed at tourists. Nothing against DH, just saying good intel will increase our success rates. We vote with our wallets.

Attached are some fantastic alibis.

[Fjrk76]

My first visit to Japan. Had an afternoon to kill so hopped the train to Yokohama and Kira Kira. I speak almost no Japanese. Messaged ahead of time on Line for an 11 am visit. Early in the day so they're probably not busy and perhaps not the best girls are working. Its fine. Drew Remonn. Pretty girl, milfy but not old (24, in reality). See cups with the very large nipples I like. Evidence of a pregnancy. Probably would not repeat with her but I had a great, easy time. 70 minutes. Thanks Traveller X for the rec.

[Traveler X]

I plan to to to Lux tomorrow. Do you just ask them to sit on your lap? Do they straddle you face to face like a lap dance? Or are their backs are towards you?

Do you just ask them if you can feel and suck on their breasts?

Sorry I'm thinking from a strip club perspective.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2959611 My oppai pub guide
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...66#post2946666 My everything Japan guide
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2955623 ATexGuy's visit
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2963461 Manzoku shop for everything besides Luxe
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2947048 Tachinbo
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2963832 I was stuck with 3 kidnapped schoolgirls

Oppai pub summary
I know it's a lot of posts but if you want details read all the links above. Or you can just go and figure it out, you don't need me. Luxe staff speak perfect English. Every girl can be different, some just because they're new. You get maybe 10 minutes each girl. I usually start with chat, flirtation, light touching, then have them hop on at 5 minutes. Just ask if they don't do it automatically. Be kind, they're women and best to warm them up first. Use your calm charm, make them feel safe first and introduce yourself. They straddle facing you because every girl has breasts in front I hope. You can have them face away but they must put back their tops. Don't touch their privates.

You get 40 minutes and 3 girls, if there's a delay it doesn't count. It might be girl for 10 minutes then 5 minute break, so 10+5+10+5+10=40. You get 3 girls so let's say on average you don't like 1. Just let it go. Don't go if you don't like Japanese girls.

How it all started
No one ever told me a single thing about these places. My first post about it is 20+ years old. I was in the Nagoya RLD and the staff standing outside said they'd take me even though I spoke 3 months worth of Japanese. I just wanted to see any Japanese shop so I asked what kind. He said you get all you can drink beer! Oh, and there's also a girl and you can suck on her tits. The beer is as much as you can drink so it's a great value. Hold up I said what was that other part? I'm not joking, he actually emphasized the beer more than the girls. So he said yes sir you get 3 girls for 60 minutes and it's 4000 yen ($26). WTF? WTF Japan. I played it cool and said "Yeah sure let me try it".

I was seated and reverently given beer, it's draft so pretty good. I don't drink BTW. Next, they brought me my first girl, presented less reverently than the beer. I couldn't believe how cute and young she was. They pranked me the best way possible by talking about the beer. We chatted, complimented each other, then I mentioned I heard you can get on me and more. She said sure thing with a smile. Only rule is I can't touch her privates, which to me is just saying I can touch 95% of her body. But I played it cautious, the girl should feel safe and comfortable. Keep in mind 10 minutes ago I was walking down the street thinking I couldn't touch anything. Not even an old woman.

We went at it different ways, then I switched girls like the Sultan. Every girl was special in a different way, including besides her breasts. They were all nice to me and even curious, I was the first foreigner for all of them. Instead of replying I said hold on I got to get another kiss and suck on your tits one more time. At the end of my hour, I stumbled outside bewildered at what I had just done. I did it five more times that trip.

Every oppai pub in Nagoya let me in. Not so in Tokyo BTW. It helped that it was weekday still 8 pm, slow. 10pm and it's full, nobody could enter. Also, every other type of club refused me, except oppai pubs. Every hostess club and soapland said no at 3 months of Japanese. But in later trips I found the exceptions, using Manzoku.

As I said, I was the first foreigner for the 15 girls I saw my first trip, but that was Nagoya and 20 years ago. I spread the word. Luxe is foreigner friendly and in Tokyo so probably the opposite case. In the photos, one girl enjoyed our time so much she wrote me out a message on a card I gave her. I also attached a random photo of one of 100 weird things I saw in Japan. You get used to it.

Retelling
I had told this story before, as a poem:

I was walking downtown Sakae in Nagoya when a Japanese tout beckoned me in. It was weekday dinner time so things were dead slow. Even with limited Japanese, as a presentable gentleman I could enter an oppai pub. I actually entered three. The pamphlet attached shows the system, there is no mistake what goes on. I did exactly those things with exactly those girls. Nagoya is so cheap compared to Tokyo, it was 4000 yen ($27) to make out with 3 women for an hour. They were quite cute. Yes, you heard me right, $27. People drop $1 K on strippers in NYC and don't even get lfk.

After making out with the third girl and giving her tits one final goodbye kiss, I was a transformed man. I became Traveler X.

Please keep a good thing going by being respectful with girls and following the rules. Most girls know what they're doing and will take care of you, forgive the new girls they're just learning. Luxe will explain everything in clear English. Have fun.

[MassageLover81]

You've done what few tourists have experienced. You are part of the 1%. Making out with cute young jgirls is just our thing.

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I plan to to to Lux tomorrow. Do you just ask them to sit on your lap? Do they straddle you face to face like a lap dance? Or are their backs are towards you?

Do you just ask them if you can feel and suck on their breasts?

Sorry I'm thinking from a strip club perspective.

Thanks!

[Traveler X]

Today I went to Luxe oppai pub and what an incredible time!! All the staff spoke great English. I told them the website says 7,000 yen for first timers and they immediately Ok'ed it. The first girl who sat down was very cute and we hit it off immediately. She said she is 27, but she looked like 21.

I initially wanted to rotate all 3 girls, but I was having so much fun with her, I kept her instead of rotating. Then eventually 40 minutes was up, which honestly seemed way too quick. I should have kept time to make sure, oh well. (I read a Google review that he felt the time was running fast). Anyway, I did a 20 min extension. They charged me 15,000 yen on top of the initial 7,000 yen. It seems a bit high, but what the hell. It's rare to meet someone who click with so well. They did give me a coupon for another 7,000 yen entrance fee, and also the girl gave me her card which skips the nomination fee.

I know Traveler X you said to buy a girl a drink to keep them happy, but she never once asked me and the waiters never asked me either. She was super happy when I kept her instead of rotating and also when I extended with her, she was thrilled. She did drink my beer though LOL.

You've done what few tourists have experienced. You are part of the 1%. Making out with cute young jgirls is just our thing.

Some of the girls are really cool. That's why they send you 3. If you like one, just keep her. Don't even wonder if the next girl is better, she might be better she might be worse. But you like the girl you have a lot, so keep her. Best feeling ever for me. Many girls did not ask me to buy them drinks. In a way, those are the girls I like to buy drinks for the most. That's probably why I'm buying all the girls a drink, but you don't have to. Certainly, she will be happy if you just keep and extend her. She makes good money that way and if you two are getting along anyways, it's a pleasure for her too.

Also note the much higher rate for going past 40 minutes, that's common. I don't mind paying the premium if the girl is wonderful, just want everyone to know their options. It's still way cheaper than FS. Picking or extending the girl gives her a bigger cut, so you don't need to buy her a drink if nobody asks. Not everyone wants one. Glad she drank yours! A few girls are very special.

If she gave you her card, use that card for the discount. Or, go to Manzoku before 9 pm and ask if you can still get the first timer discount. They would always rather have your business unless they are full.

Your post a few weeks ago said you were maybe intimidated by the Luxe website making it look high end. Now you can see it is just a classy business about entertaining us. Customer service is very good in Japan, that 'high end' club exists to make us happy. I always go alone, don't worry about it. Sorry to hear your THC experience, every girl is different. Some of the girls must have GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) asking 35K and this is one advantage of "foreigner friendly" DH over "foreigner only". Plenty of better girls take 10k or 20k. I think any DH that serves Japanese customers is not going to have the girls ask GPS prices. Because at that point, why not just bang jgirls in the US. Most in the US are 20s, and they let you film.

GPS = "I think I can charge twice as much, when there are girls younger and hotter than me charging less" Jgirls in the US are 320-350 an hour, most are under 25.

I'm a total believer in oppai pubs over DH, just wish I could keep it going for hours LOL.

Same. And sometimes, I do.

Everyone wants something different, let's keep an open mind and help each other. Girls can be hit and miss as we all know, another reviewer said his first girl was okay but the second girl was great. Just how it is. One reason I recommended Kira Kira soapland is the service is consistently good even though you don't expect a young cute girl. It's possible but I just don't expect it. For people who have never tried FS in Japan, it's a way to test it out on a budget. Try out an oppai pub too. Don't follow what we're doing, you do what you like.

To celebrate your happy experience, attached are oppai club girls. I've played with them myself and they are photo accurate. I've seen about 50. P4P (Pay for play) is awesome. Meme attached for what 99% of people have to deal with.

For those looking to join in reviews and sharing info, if you are in quarantine use the Contact Us button at the bottom of the website and select the appropriate checkbox. Tokyo services for foreigners is booming this year. We need more reviewers.

[Traveler X]

Sounds like you had fun. I remember my first oppai pub, many years ago. Totally new and exciting.

The problems with oppai pubs are:

1. 99% don't let you in unless you're Japanese and / or speak Japanese.

2. You don't actually receive anything. Your cock is not touched.

You are absolutely right that one bad experience isn't representative. I think he gets that, but most people have a money or time budget so they get one or two shots at it. Just how it goes.

I think your preference for DH is common, and goes to show we all want something different. When I order girls for FS, sometimes what I enjoyed the most was kissing them in bed. Some girls are special, and the sex that follows is part of the whole package. If oppai pubs doubled in price and soapland and DH dropped by half, I'd still go to oppai pubs mainly! I don't expect anyone else to agree or understand. I can just use any FS girl later in the week to 'clean up'. If I've been playing with stunningly beautiful girls for days I'm not bothered about banging it out with a decent looking girl who worships me for an hour. Or rather, I don't fuss about which girl I see, I'll go in random and come out happy.

I don't get blueballed like other guys when going oppai pubs. I do weird stuff like. Talk? Sometimes stroking their body, leg, spontaneous things then kissing. Lots of fun chat and tease, then more play. It's a dream come true. When you have a 9 or a 10 girl on your lap, it beats sex with a 7 or 8 in my opinion. But I do understand I'm in the minority here. Everyone wants something different, some people even prefer maid cafes and hostess clubs.

So I get it's nothing to you, but it's almost everything to me? I will say oppai pubs were the only place I was allowed in when I first went to Japan. Literally. I posted in detail about my experience in March 2004. In Tokyo I'd say 80% of them won't let you in without a few years of Japanese, but that's a lot left including Luxe where you can speak zero Japanese. In Nagoya, 100% of them let me in. Things were slow there, that's probably why.

[Rick Rock]

Today I went to Luxe oppai pub and what an incredible time!! All the staff spoke great English. I told them the website says 7,000 yen for first timers and they immediately Ok'ed it. The first girl who sat down was very cute and we hit it off immediately. She said she is 27, but she looked like 21.

I initially wanted to rotate all 3 girls, but I was having so much fun with her, I kept her instead of rotating. Then eventually 40 minutes was up, which honestly seemed way too quick. I should have kept time to make sure, oh well. (I read a Google review that he felt the time was running fast). Anyway, I did a 20 min extension. They charged me 15,000 yen on top of the initial 7,000 yen. It seems a bit high, but what the hell. It's rare to meet someone who click with so well. They did give me a coupon for another 7,000 yen entrance fee, and also the girl gave me her card which skips the nomination fee.

I know Traveler X you said to buy a girl a drink to keep them happy, but she never once asked me and the waiters never asked me either. She was super happy when I kept her instead of rotating and also when I extended with her, she was thrilled. She did drink my beer though LOL.

I kind of feel bad for not getting her a drink, but I will next time.

I'm a total believer in oppai pubs over DH, just wish I could keep it going for hours LOL.

Sounds like you had fun. I remember my first oppai pub, many years ago. Totally new and exciting.

The problems with oppai pubs are:

1. 99% don't let you in unless you're Japanese and / or speak Japanese.

2. You don't actually receive anything. Your cock is not touched.

There are probably 999 deli healths in Tokyo alone. Each one has 5-50 girls. So you're talking about thousands of women. I wouldn't condemn an entire industry off one bad experience. If you have one bad burger, are you going to write off all hamburger restaurants?

Plus at DH you get to cum.