Jakarta

[Werqweq]

Does anyone know if Emporium will be open on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day? I haven't been able to find any contact information?

Message superlove here for David's contact info (papasan at Emporivm), and then you can WhatsApp David to ask. My guess is that it will be open as usual, or even more so.

[Werqweq]

I enjoy the challenge of bedding a non-pro from one of the apps I mentioned, or some girl I met at a mall or myriad other places on the ground. Classic is always there as a very reliable backup, and I agree with you, I'd prefer to get there early as opposed to late. No rush and many more choices as they come and go.

Yeah. Classic is such great value for money, with so many girls under one roof, that one might be forgiven for thinking what is the point of even trying to meet normal girls during anything less than a month's stay here.
It's still a healthy thing to do I think, even if the date fails and you have to go to Classic at the end of the evening instead. I can't help thinking if all you meet are hookers it's probably going to affect you in a negative way after a while.

And sometimes you meet someone, who, even during a short stay, you're happy to see again. To do something else with also, other than only hopping in bed.

[LoveItHere69]

My virgin trip started 11 days ago. I took the Whoosh train from the airport straight to my hotel at the heart of the action. The Ritz-Carlton across the street from the Choo-Choo Caboose also know as 3 C or for you old timers The Train Tracks. Girls lined up on both sides for a whole kilometer starting at 10:00 am. I think they leave at 3 am but never stayed up that late to find out. 100,000 k but not the best of accommodations so only did it 3 times thus far.

Took the Grab Feel++. You can tell because the girls are all wearing mini skirts so you know you have the right one. New travel option where you can feel up the girl and now go downtown too. She said it was in testing phase to check what the demand was. She took my hand and set it between her legs and told me to give it a try. So I banged away. Problem was that swerving left and right and hitting bumps in the road I could not keep my thumb on her little button. It was great and only a 50,000 up charge. Well I thought everything was great until I took off my helmet and the smell hit me. She must have had a whole school of fish die up in there. Had to smell it for 3 days. Subconsciously it did something deep inside my brain because for 3 dinners straight I just had to eat sea food. Especially the clams. On the 4th day thank god it was over and I ate a hamburger.

Classic is trying to drive business up to the 5th floor and celebrate Christmas so their special gift to you is a 3 for 600,000 deal starting on the 21st until January 1. Huge banner outside at the entrance. The building entrance is round and multi colored so I feel Circus would be a more fitting name for the place.

Have had 9 women at Classic. All demanded no condom. Some even admitted they wanted my baby. They took my condom off faster than I could put it on. I do not want any little minions of my own so I explained they would have a much higher chance of pregnancy if I came in their back door entrance. Happily they all were thrilled with the idea and I growled and barked like a dog doing doggie and howled when I came. Those girls brought out the worst in me. My alter ego The Great Cornholio possessed me. Watch this to get an idea of what I am referring to.

Beavis & Butthead. I am Cornholio you must feed the Almighty bunghole!

Win a free prize at Travel. Travel gives you a ticket when you pay your bill on your way out and only if you have taken a girl. Sadly, you do not get 2 tickets if you took the 2 for 500 deal. But you can get a ticket every day until the free drawing on Christmas Day. What do you win? You win a free HO-HO-HO for 3 hours. That is 3 Hoes for 3 hours.

Travel girls are a bit more aggressive. So my girl leads me to the fun suite. We undress. Then she tells me to turn around she has a surprise. Ok, so I turn around. She gets something out of her bag and I wait. Then she tells me to put my arms around my back to her since she is behind me. She then slaps handcuffs on me so fast that she must have done it a hundred times before. She is now in a sexy police uniform and tells me to get on my knees. She asks me, "Who's your Mommy? I look up at her with my puppy dog eyes scared as hell and whimper, "You are my Mommy". She moves a step closer so my head (the wrong head) is resting up against her mound. I start nuzzling her mound against my face and purring like a kitten against her kitty trying to make a new friend and it worked. Her poor razor thin T-back was no match for her wetness and juices start running down her leg. I guess she reached her limit at that point. She picked me up and threw me into the bed like She Hulk. She slips her T-back off, grabs her phone to play some music, gets on, slips my other head inside, and we are off to the races as she starts riding me while yelling "Yee-Haw! All of a sudden her phone music starts playing the theme song to the Lone Ranger. For those unaware here is the must hear theme song I heard playing in the background during our dastardly deed.

The Lone Ranger Theme Song.

I am turned on and scared to death so I came quick and she did too. Fast forward to the end and she tells me to return tomorrow for a threesome with her identical twin sister. Not sure if I should. What do you think?

[Medellin65]

I read in previous posts that someone managed to do anal at Classic. Is this a rarity or are the chances of getting an ass at Classic good?

[King Squared]

Does anyone know if Emporium will be open on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day? I haven't been able to find any contact information?

[Gaijin Gigolo]

I just wanted to double-check regarding all these constant posts about success on the Vanilla dating app. Are you all White men? Because, as far as I know, Asian men often find it difficult to get matches on these apps. South East Asian women are more attracted towards white men if I am not wrong.

Sorry, what are you referring to as a Vanilla dating app?

I think women, SE Asian and otherwise, prefer guys who dress nice, make an attempt to look nice, and are friendly and fun to be with. That matters more than whether the man is white or not, but sure, generally speaking I think SE Asian women prefer white guys.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

You are right about that, except I as said do not spend more than coffee and cake money on a first date, as I think that is basically counterproductive. Both time and moneywise.

The best way to use Tinder in places like this, where cheap alternatives are so easily available, is IMO to not expect much, and use neither much time nor money on it. Use it while riding the exercise bike in the gym, waiting for food, relaxing with a cup of coffee, or sitting in a taxi. If you match up with someone, she wants to meet, and you end up banging her, great. If not, book grab to the Classic or whatever and less than 30 EUR later, you will be banging some other girl.

Example: my first two days here different online girls turned up each day, and who I went to bed with (one who I liked and want to see again, is probably better looking than anyone at Classic, and has boobs I think might be the 8th wonder of the world). Today a third girl turned up, and while she was younger than I thought (I couldn't remember her age, and when she asked me to guess I thought she was 25, but she said she was 22), she was at least 5 kg overweight, and had the personality of an accountant (which is what she was). While I, after tossing a virtual coin, made a very half-hearted suggestion of us going up to my room at the end, I didn't really care that she said no. 10 minutes later I was walking over to Classic, where I fucked a 20 yo in the ass.

And in reference to Classic: while 15:30 is hardly the ideal time to turn up, 23:30 is not ideal either. Choosing between one of them, 15:30 is definitely more my cup of tea. No smoke at that time either. I'm guessing around 6 pm has to be the best time.

Haha, well played!

I've spent so much time in Asia having previously lived there for the better part of two decades, I really have zero interest in spas, high end clubs, escorts and so forth. I enjoy the challenge of bedding a non-pro from one of the apps I mentioned, or some girl I met at a mall or myriad other places on the ground. Classic is always there as a very reliable backup, and I agree with you, I'd prefer to get there early as opposed to late. No rush and many more choices as they come and go.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

When I created a new account I saw you have to set your region, and you cannot change the region later. I guess I set it to Spain when installing it after reading your post, thinking I'll experiment with it a bit before changing to Jakarta later, but did not remember that it says you cannot change the region after registering.

I think you can just uninstall it and create a new account. I have several backup emails solely for the purpose of having multiple accounts on different apps.

[Scarer]

I just wanted to double-check regarding all these constant posts about success on the Vanilla dating app. Are you all White men? Because, as far as I know, Asian men often find it difficult to get matches on these apps. South East Asian women are more attracted towards white men if I am not wrong.

[Werqweq]

That's weird. When I installed Litmatch here in the US, all I got were Indo girls. Anyway, glad you're finding success on Tandem. I'm getting a lot of responses from real girls (non-pros) on badoo as well.

When I created a new account I saw you have to set your region, and you cannot change the region later. I guess I set it to Spain when installing it after reading your post, thinking I'll experiment with it a bit before changing to Jakarta later, but did not remember that it says you cannot change the region after registering.

[Werqweq]

My experience on tinder was great on my 1st trip- 4 out of 4 dates but on my next trip, as you'the expect, with high hopes I was firing blanks and tbh a place like Jakarta where you can have a 3-some for 500 k the motivation to spend that much (or more) on one date who may or may not be up for action later may not make sense for someone who's there for a week or less. You might be wasting quite a lot of time as girls do flake out quite often or they would be saying that the location is far as invariably they would not live anywhere near central Jakarta then you get a sense of how enormous Jakarta is even if you book the Grab for them.

You are right about that, except I as said do not spend more than coffee and cake money on a first date, as I think that is basically counterproductive. Both time and moneywise.

The best way to use Tinder in places like this, where cheap alternatives are so easily available, is IMO to not expect much, and use neither much time nor money on it. Use it while riding the exercise bike in the gym, waiting for food, relaxing with a cup of coffee, or sitting in a taxi. If you match up with someone, she wants to meet, and you end up banging her, great. If not, book grab to the Classic or whatever and less than 30 EUR later, you will be banging some other girl.

Example: my first two days here different online girls turned up each day, and who I went to bed with (one who I liked and want to see again, is probably better looking than anyone at Classic, and has boobs I think might be the 8th wonder of the world). Today a third girl turned up, and while she was younger than I thought (I couldn't remember her age, and when she asked me to guess I thought she was 25, but she said she was 22), she was at least 5 kg overweight, and had the personality of an accountant (which is what she was). While I, after tossing a virtual coin, made a very half-hearted suggestion of us going up to my room at the end, I didn't really care that she said no. 10 minutes later I was walking over to Classic, where I fucked a 20 yo in the ass.

And in reference to Classic: while 15:30 is hardly the ideal time to turn up, 23:30 is not ideal either. Choosing between one of them, 15:30 is definitely more my cup of tea. No smoke at that time either. I'm guessing around 6 pm has to be the best time.

[Werqweq]

My experience with Tinder was hilarious or lame depending on your perspective. The lady turned out to look quite a lot older than her pic, and she shows up to this really expensive restaurant with her 20 year old son. They obviously enjoyed my hospitality and she tried to even keep wanting to meet me again and had to block her. There were a couple of others who were interesting on Tinder, but a combination of shortage of time, the other options, and feeling ill meant I couldn't explore them further. I still wonder whether they would have been freebies or where and how the topic of money would have happened if I had taken them for drinks etc. I will go back and try again to find out.

FWIW, I'm guessing I've banged about 100 regular girls via tinder or some other dating app (but mostly Tinder), and with one exception, none of them expected any money.
That one exception was a burmese girl in Thailand last year, who turned up as for a normal date, but after half an hour surprised me by expecting money for sex, at which point I kicked her out.

I commend you for entertaining that scheming cow and her son, though it probably means she will pull that same scam again on some other poor fellow.

I'm no online dating expert, but the one tip I will give is never meet anyone at an expensive restaurant. Not even if you're loaded and don't care one ioata about the price of dinner. It simply has the opposite effect of what you want. If what you want to pay for company, Seeking is a much better choice I think. Regular non-p4p girls are better met at a coffee shop or something similar. My favourite is actually the free swimming pool wherever I'm staying.

My date yesterday, I had dinner an hour before, then walked back to my hotel to take a shower and meet her at a coffee shop outside. The same will happen today in a few minutes, though she messaged she's had to wait for her taxi and just got in it now. So not sure if coffee shops will still be open when she arrives.

Chef-girl who I've already banged on the other hand, and who arrived too late for us to go anywhere but my room: I hope she choose a good Indonesian restaurant for our date tomorrow. Given her job, I expect the food to be good Indonesian food, which will be a welcome change for me now that I've eaten dinner by myself at holy cow two days in a row.

[HotDog666]

My experience with Tinder was hilarious or lame depending on your perspective. The lady turned out to look quite a lot older than her pic, and she shows up to this really expensive restaurant with her 20 year old son. They obviously enjoyed my hospitality and she tried to even keep wanting to meet me again and had to block her. There were a couple of others who were interesting on Tinder, but a combination of shortage of time, the other options, and feeling ill meant I couldn't explore them further. I still wonder whether they would have been freebies or where and how the topic of money would have happened if I had taken them for drinks etc. I will go back and try again to find out.

My experience on tinder was great on my 1st trip- 4 out of 4 dates but on my next trip, as you'the expect, with high hopes I was firing blanks and tbh a place like Jakarta where you can have a 3-some for 500 k the motivation to spend that much (or more) on one date who may or may not be up for action later may not make sense for someone who's there for a week or less. You might be wasting quite a lot of time as girls do flake out quite often or they would be saying that the location is far as invariably they would not live anywhere near central Jakarta then you get a sense of how enormous Jakarta is even if you book the Grab for them.

So in short you do get your fair share of horny women but many of them are not in shape, like a large %. Then the ones who are in good shape I'm sure will get a lot messages (though obviously Jakarta has a lot less visitors / tourists than other places), I find myself swiping left like 85%.

[Chilli1]

Found about this location.

Tambora few miles from kota tua.

Not far from city.

Many other location in Bekasi BSD but far.

Went in there with low expectations and it was.

Just a laundry type front face shop.

Upstairs rooms massage girls age 30 to 40.

Here more time available 90 minutes.

Rooms were curtains and twin mattress.

Many women sitting on floor.

I left in 5 minutes or less quick.

Will post address if this get approved.

Not recommended.

[Chilli1]

Do you mean regular job girls?

Or you pay 1 mil+.

Worst tinder Jakarta.

Many brokers use female pics and when move to wa refuse calls.

Looking for friend long-term all same asking 1 m.

Those few 1 of 10 match.

Far.

You waste time schedule.

More than half will ghost you.

Save your self time if you Jakarta less than 15 days.

Check admin will approve or delete this on ground report.