Jakarta

[Werqweq]

Great report.

Out of curiosity, has anyone succeeded in tossing the salad at Classic or for that matter any other venue in Jakarta?

Last time I was there I requested "Mandi Kucing" from a girl there, and she found the phrase hilarious, and laughed uncontrollably. Seemed like she'd never heard it before. Suffice it to say I didn't get the Mandi Kucing. Others flat out refused.

Yeah, the 20 yo girl there that I, with some persuasion, fucked in the ass the night before yesterday did that. Never happened there before though, and I'll chalk it up to the unusual great report between us, and her not being overwhelmingly repulsed by me. I suspected what may be afoot when she started to clean that area in the shower beforehand, and she subsequently did not object when I pushed her head down a bit lower than usual during the blowjob.

Tipped her an extra 300,000 for the anal. Too much? Not sure, but she was a genuinely pleasant girl so I don't care.

For what it's worth, chef-girl (regular date girl) also did that yesterday, but I'm not sure if that was because it was night and I had turned off the light to sleep, and she was both quite tired and also could not see what she was doing. or something else. Anyhow, I wanted to finish in her mouth that time, and as she complained after a few minutes she was tired of the blowjob (well, it had been a tiresome day for her, and it was late), I proceeded to move up and put my balls in her mouth, and then move further up while giving myself a handjob and her licking my ass, before ending up nutting in her mouth and she swallowing. I don't know why she still had not bothered to look up what "vasectomy" means, as she expressed surprise when I did not ejaculate empty air into her mouth ("you can do??").
I was too tired myself to wanting to try and explain much about it, so just suggested she google it tomorrow if she really wants to know.

[HotDog666]

Great report.

Out of curiosity, has anyone succeeded in tossing the salad at Classic or for that matter any other venue in Jakarta?

Last time I was there I requested "Mandi Kucing" from a girl there, and she found the phrase hilarious, and laughed uncontrollably. Seemed like she'd never heard it before. Suffice it to say I didn't get the Mandi Kucing. Others flat out refused.

Pickings were rather slim at 15:15 today, and I had to sit and idle for 10-15 minutes, waiting for more girls to arrive, before a mamasan brought forwards two girls together who were obviously friends. I had not planned a threesome, as I don't have much experience with that or how to gauge the girls willingness to engage. As we all know, we're not going to get any lesbian p4 p stuff here in Asia, bar exceptional circumstances which an old poster on the Thailand forum (Syzigies, or something like that) were able to pull out of his magic hat, but neither do I want an experience where I have to change condom every time I put my dick in a different pussy or mouth. Thus my previous threesome here at Classic involved a girl I had already fucked and got along well in, who I the next time let choose a friend.

Today was different, as I knew neither girls from before, but the threesome is such a great value for money at Classic that I had to consider it. Also I don't have time to take one girl now to get rapport with her, and come back some other day for a threesome with her. I interviewed them a little bit, trying to get a feeling for things. One of them, Nia, looked rather more thai than indonesian, and spoke English very well. She said she had a midwife degree, and it was because of that. After a minute or two of considering, I nodded ok to mamasan for two girls, paid up the 510,000, and of to the room we went.

Nia's friend spoke no English and was pretty distant and cold, but I did my best to warm her up. I sometimes fail, but if I make an effort I'm decently good at that. She was slow to warm up with me, so things were progressing rather slow with her, while rapport with Nia was good. Nia asked if I wanted to finish once or twice, to which I truthfully answered I was not sure, we will see. We then started with a blowjob, with the mandatory tissue wiping in between them alternating turns as expected. I however did my best to in a playful way limit this to a minimum, and eventually I also got Nia's friend laughing sometimes, though I joked many times that she was an angry girl.

The big question for me was of course if cleaning would be required when alternating pussies. They attempted to do that at first, but I managed to override their attempt. I don't want to say I forced my dick out of one pussy and into the next, as I know there are some idiots, at least in the Thailand forum, who will not understand the difference between play fighting about it, with everyone laughing, and something bordering on rape.

The default modus operandi if you go with these girls will however be that condoms and cleaning will be required, both when alternating mouths and pussies. Depending on how good your social antennas are, you might be able to override one, two, or all three.

Nia asked me to not finish inside her, but I told her I had had a vasectomy, which she with her english and midwife education of course understood what was. I asked her to tell her friend also. After some alternating between pussies I finished in Nia. They then showered, with Nia apparently trying to expunge most of my babyless seemen out of her pussy in the shower, using the usual "stirring the casserole" technique, and asked me I wanted to shower too now. I said I'll wait and relax a bit, and pulled both girls down to me on the bed, one on each side. Rapport with Nia's friend was by now also good.

After 20 minutes or so of relaxation, I put Nia's hand on my dick, and eventually got her to start sucking my dick, again after cleaning with listerine or whatever it is they use for that. After I got hard, I had her sit on my dick while continuing to DFK Nia (she's quite good at that, for those who care about it). Her friend had previously complained about some pain from my dick, so I mostly focused on fucking Nia the session before, and her friend had some difficulty getting my dick (just an average western dick) inside, so I had to flip her onto her back before I could enter. Fucked her for a bit, then changed to Nia, who at first objected a bit and told me to not come inside her again. I think because she did not want to stir the casserole again, so I told her ok, I would not come inside her. She then relaxed and made a good impression of again enjoying the sex.

After a while of this, and while holding her friend down on the bed next to her so she would not run away and hide in the shower ;-), I pulled out of Nia and into her friend again. Again some muttering about no and clean first, but by now rapport was so good that it did not delay the entering. She was now finally also starting to enjoy it a bit, so I could fuck her as I wanted, rather than as in the previous session, going very gently and not all the way, before finishing in her.

No tips had been mentioned so far, but while getting dressed Nia finally asked me I was going to tip them, to which I replied of course. I then gave each of them a 200,000 tip, which seemed to be, as I intended it to be, neither overly generous nor stingy. I mentioned to Nia that I might mention her to some people who are interested in girls who speak English, so if you read this and go see her, and you're not somebody I'd be ashamed to associate with, feel free to say the man from Thailand says hello. Nia btw said she was 22 while her friend was 20. Apparently her friend is more popular because "chinese like small girl". Nia has a more athletic build I'd say.

Also thanks to whoever suggested starting a timer on your phone and showing it to the staff who bring you to your room. As half-expected, they started buzzing the phone at around the one hour mark, rather than the one and a half hour mark. I told Nia to tell the woman at the counter downstairs about this, which I think she did as we walked past it on the way up.

I don't have any normal date for tonight planned, so earlier I kind of thought I'd finally go visit Emporivm again in the evening for a relaxing time in the pool followed by banging a pretty girl, but will see how recharged I feel after gym, as I did not expect to cum twice at Classic this afternoon.

[Werqweq]

Pickings were rather slim at 15:15 today, and I had to sit and idle for 10-15 minutes, waiting for more girls to arrive, before a mamasan brought forwards two girls together who were obviously friends. I had not planned a threesome, as I don't have much experience with that or how to gauge the girls willingness to engage. As we all know, we're not going to get any lesbian p4 p stuff here in Asia, bar exceptional circumstances which an old poster on the Thailand forum (Syzigies, or something like that) were able to pull out of his magic hat, but neither do I want an experience where I have to change condom every time I put my dick in a different pussy or mouth. Thus my previous threesome here at Classic involved a girl I had already fucked and got along well in, who I the next time let choose a friend.

Today was different, as I knew neither girls from before, but the threesome is such a great value for money at Classic that I had to consider it. Also I don't have time to take one girl now to get rapport with her, and come back some other day for a threesome with her. I interviewed them a little bit, trying to get a feeling for things. One of them, Nia, looked rather more thai than indonesian, and spoke English very well. She said she had a midwife degree, and it was because of that. After a minute or two of considering, I nodded ok to mamasan for two girls, paid up the 510,000, and of to the room we went.

Nia's friend spoke no English and was pretty distant and cold, but I did my best to warm her up. I sometimes fail, but if I make an effort I'm decently good at that. She was slow to warm up with me, so things were progressing rather slow with her, while rapport with Nia was good. Nia asked if I wanted to finish once or twice, to which I truthfully answered I was not sure, we will see. We then started with a blowjob, with the mandatory tissue wiping in between them alternating turns as expected. I however did my best to in a playful way limit this to a minimum, and eventually I also got Nia's friend laughing sometimes, though I joked many times that she was an angry girl.

The big question for me was of course if cleaning would be required when alternating pussies. They attempted to do that at first, but I managed to override their attempt. I don't want to say I forced my dick out of one pussy and into the next, as I know there are some idiots, at least in the Thailand forum, who will not understand the difference between play fighting about it, with everyone laughing, and something bordering on rape.

The default modus operandi if you go with these girls will however be that condoms and cleaning will be required, both when alternating mouths and pussies. Depending on how good your social antennas are, you might be able to override one, two, or all three.

Nia asked me to not finish inside her, but I told her I had had a vasectomy, which she with her english and midwife education of course understood what was. I asked her to tell her friend also. After some alternating between pussies I finished in Nia. They then showered, with Nia apparently trying to expunge most of my babyless seemen out of her pussy in the shower, using the usual "stirring the casserole" technique, and asked me I wanted to shower too now. I said I'll wait and relax a bit, and pulled both girls down to me on the bed, one on each side. Rapport with Nia's friend was by now also good.

After 20 minutes or so of relaxation, I put Nia's hand on my dick, and eventually got her to start sucking my dick, again after cleaning with listerine or whatever it is they use for that. After I got hard, I had her sit on my dick while continuing to DFK Nia (she's quite good at that, for those who care about it). Her friend had previously complained about some pain from my dick, so I mostly focused on fucking Nia the session before, and her friend had some difficulty getting my dick (just an average western dick) inside, so I had to flip her onto her back before I could enter. Fucked her for a bit, then changed to Nia, who at first objected a bit and told me to not come inside her again. I think because she did not want to stir the casserole again, so I told her ok, I would not come inside her. She then relaxed and made a good impression of again enjoying the sex.

After a while of this, and while holding her friend down on the bed next to her so she would not run away and hide in the shower ;-), I pulled out of Nia and into her friend again. Again some muttering about no and clean first, but by now rapport was so good that it did not delay the entering. She was now finally also starting to enjoy it a bit, so I could fuck her as I wanted, rather than as in the previous session, going very gently and not all the way, before finishing in her.

No tips had been mentioned so far, but while getting dressed Nia finally asked me I was going to tip them, to which I replied of course. I then gave each of them a 200,000 tip, which seemed to be, as I intended it to be, neither overly generous nor stingy. I mentioned to Nia that I might mention her to some people who are interested in girls who speak English, so if you read this and go see her, and you're not somebody I'd be ashamed to associate with, feel free to say the man from Thailand says hello. Nia btw said she was 22 while her friend was 20. Apparently her friend is more popular because "chinese like small girl". Nia has a more athletic build I'd say.

Also thanks to whoever suggested starting a timer on your phone and showing it to the staff who bring you to your room. As half-expected, they started buzzing the phone at around the one hour mark, rather than the one and a half hour mark. I told Nia to tell the woman at the counter downstairs about this, which I think she did as we walked past it on the way up.

I don't have any normal date for tonight planned, so earlier I kind of thought I'd finally go visit Emporivm again in the evening for a relaxing time in the pool followed by banging a pretty girl, but will see how recharged I feel after gym, as I did not expect to cum twice at Classic this afternoon.

[I Love Boobs]

How do I get a GrabFeel ride?

Thanks!

[Expat American]

Yeah. Classic is such great value for money, with so many girls under one roof, that one might be forgiven for thinking what is the point of even trying to meet normal girls during anything less than a month's stay here.
It's still a healthy thing to do I think, even if the date fails and you have to go to Classic at the end of the evening instead. I can't help thinking if all you meet are hookers it's probably going to affect you in a negative way after a while.

And sometimes you meet someone, who, even during a short stay, you're happy to see again. To do something else with also, other than only hopping in bed.

If all you want is the shortest and cheapest route to an orgasm with a pretty 20 yo, you can't beat Classic. But if you want an evening out, dinner, music, drinks and a fuck with an English speaking girl who actually finds you interesting and attractive, then you go the non pro route. The SB route is kind of a halfway between the two. You can have the date and know for sure you are fucking her in the end. A good Seeking connection is great if you're a short term visitor and don't want to waste an evening without getting fucked. Also she won't expect an ongoing relationship (although there are exceptions to this).

[Werqweq]

Does anyone know if Emporium will be open on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day? I haven't been able to find any contact information?

Message superlove here for David's contact info (papasan at Emporivm), and then you can WhatsApp David to ask. My guess is that it will be open as usual, or even more so.

[Werqweq]

I enjoy the challenge of bedding a non-pro from one of the apps I mentioned, or some girl I met at a mall or myriad other places on the ground. Classic is always there as a very reliable backup, and I agree with you, I'd prefer to get there early as opposed to late. No rush and many more choices as they come and go.

Yeah. Classic is such great value for money, with so many girls under one roof, that one might be forgiven for thinking what is the point of even trying to meet normal girls during anything less than a month's stay here.
It's still a healthy thing to do I think, even if the date fails and you have to go to Classic at the end of the evening instead. I can't help thinking if all you meet are hookers it's probably going to affect you in a negative way after a while.

And sometimes you meet someone, who, even during a short stay, you're happy to see again. To do something else with also, other than only hopping in bed.

[LoveItHere69]

My virgin trip started 11 days ago. I took the Whoosh train from the airport straight to my hotel at the heart of the action. The Ritz-Carlton across the street from the Choo-Choo Caboose also know as 3 C or for you old timers The Train Tracks. Girls lined up on both sides for a whole kilometer starting at 10:00 am. I think they leave at 3 am but never stayed up that late to find out. 100,000 k but not the best of accommodations so only did it 3 times thus far.

Took the Grab Feel++. You can tell because the girls are all wearing mini skirts so you know you have the right one. New travel option where you can feel up the girl and now go downtown too. She said it was in testing phase to check what the demand was. She took my hand and set it between her legs and told me to give it a try. So I banged away. Problem was that swerving left and right and hitting bumps in the road I could not keep my thumb on her little button. It was great and only a 50,000 up charge. Well I thought everything was great until I took off my helmet and the smell hit me. She must have had a whole school of fish die up in there. Had to smell it for 3 days. Subconsciously it did something deep inside my brain because for 3 dinners straight I just had to eat sea food. Especially the clams. On the 4th day thank god it was over and I ate a hamburger.

Classic is trying to drive business up to the 5th floor and celebrate Christmas so their special gift to you is a 3 for 600,000 deal starting on the 21st until January 1. Huge banner outside at the entrance. The building entrance is round and multi colored so I feel Circus would be a more fitting name for the place.

Have had 9 women at Classic. All demanded no condom. Some even admitted they wanted my baby. They took my condom off faster than I could put it on. I do not want any little minions of my own so I explained they would have a much higher chance of pregnancy if I came in their back door entrance. Happily they all were thrilled with the idea and I growled and barked like a dog doing doggie and howled when I came. Those girls brought out the worst in me. My alter ego The Great Cornholio possessed me. Watch this to get an idea of what I am referring to.

Beavis & Butthead. I am Cornholio you must feed the Almighty bunghole!

Win a free prize at Travel. Travel gives you a ticket when you pay your bill on your way out and only if you have taken a girl. Sadly, you do not get 2 tickets if you took the 2 for 500 deal. But you can get a ticket every day until the free drawing on Christmas Day. What do you win? You win a free HO-HO-HO for 3 hours. That is 3 Hoes for 3 hours.

Travel girls are a bit more aggressive. So my girl leads me to the fun suite. We undress. Then she tells me to turn around she has a surprise. Ok, so I turn around. She gets something out of her bag and I wait. Then she tells me to put my arms around my back to her since she is behind me. She then slaps handcuffs on me so fast that she must have done it a hundred times before. She is now in a sexy police uniform and tells me to get on my knees. She asks me, "Who's your Mommy? I look up at her with my puppy dog eyes scared as hell and whimper, "You are my Mommy". She moves a step closer so my head (the wrong head) is resting up against her mound. I start nuzzling her mound against my face and purring like a kitten against her kitty trying to make a new friend and it worked. Her poor razor thin T-back was no match for her wetness and juices start running down her leg. I guess she reached her limit at that point. She picked me up and threw me into the bed like She Hulk. She slips her T-back off, grabs her phone to play some music, gets on, slips my other head inside, and we are off to the races as she starts riding me while yelling "Yee-Haw! All of a sudden her phone music starts playing the theme song to the Lone Ranger. For those unaware here is the must hear theme song I heard playing in the background during our dastardly deed.

The Lone Ranger Theme Song.

I am turned on and scared to death so I came quick and she did too. Fast forward to the end and she tells me to return tomorrow for a threesome with her identical twin sister. Not sure if I should. What do you think?

[Medellin65]

I read in previous posts that someone managed to do anal at Classic. Is this a rarity or are the chances of getting an ass at Classic good?

[King Squared]

Does anyone know if Emporium will be open on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day? I haven't been able to find any contact information?

[Gaijin Gigolo]

I just wanted to double-check regarding all these constant posts about success on the Vanilla dating app. Are you all White men? Because, as far as I know, Asian men often find it difficult to get matches on these apps. South East Asian women are more attracted towards white men if I am not wrong.

Sorry, what are you referring to as a Vanilla dating app?

I think women, SE Asian and otherwise, prefer guys who dress nice, make an attempt to look nice, and are friendly and fun to be with. That matters more than whether the man is white or not, but sure, generally speaking I think SE Asian women prefer white guys.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

You are right about that, except I as said do not spend more than coffee and cake money on a first date, as I think that is basically counterproductive. Both time and moneywise.

The best way to use Tinder in places like this, where cheap alternatives are so easily available, is IMO to not expect much, and use neither much time nor money on it. Use it while riding the exercise bike in the gym, waiting for food, relaxing with a cup of coffee, or sitting in a taxi. If you match up with someone, she wants to meet, and you end up banging her, great. If not, book grab to the Classic or whatever and less than 30 EUR later, you will be banging some other girl.

Example: my first two days here different online girls turned up each day, and who I went to bed with (one who I liked and want to see again, is probably better looking than anyone at Classic, and has boobs I think might be the 8th wonder of the world). Today a third girl turned up, and while she was younger than I thought (I couldn't remember her age, and when she asked me to guess I thought she was 25, but she said she was 22), she was at least 5 kg overweight, and had the personality of an accountant (which is what she was). While I, after tossing a virtual coin, made a very half-hearted suggestion of us going up to my room at the end, I didn't really care that she said no. 10 minutes later I was walking over to Classic, where I fucked a 20 yo in the ass.

And in reference to Classic: while 15:30 is hardly the ideal time to turn up, 23:30 is not ideal either. Choosing between one of them, 15:30 is definitely more my cup of tea. No smoke at that time either. I'm guessing around 6 pm has to be the best time.

Haha, well played!

I've spent so much time in Asia having previously lived there for the better part of two decades, I really have zero interest in spas, high end clubs, escorts and so forth. I enjoy the challenge of bedding a non-pro from one of the apps I mentioned, or some girl I met at a mall or myriad other places on the ground. Classic is always there as a very reliable backup, and I agree with you, I'd prefer to get there early as opposed to late. No rush and many more choices as they come and go.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

When I created a new account I saw you have to set your region, and you cannot change the region later. I guess I set it to Spain when installing it after reading your post, thinking I'll experiment with it a bit before changing to Jakarta later, but did not remember that it says you cannot change the region after registering.

I think you can just uninstall it and create a new account. I have several backup emails solely for the purpose of having multiple accounts on different apps.

[Scarer]

I just wanted to double-check regarding all these constant posts about success on the Vanilla dating app. Are you all White men? Because, as far as I know, Asian men often find it difficult to get matches on these apps. South East Asian women are more attracted towards white men if I am not wrong.

[Werqweq]

That's weird. When I installed Litmatch here in the US, all I got were Indo girls. Anyway, glad you're finding success on Tandem. I'm getting a lot of responses from real girls (non-pros) on badoo as well.

When I created a new account I saw you have to set your region, and you cannot change the region later. I guess I set it to Spain when installing it after reading your post, thinking I'll experiment with it a bit before changing to Jakarta later, but did not remember that it says you cannot change the region after registering.