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[EverythingThai]

I just finished an 8 night stay in the Sala Daeng area of Si Lom, within walking distance of the Patpong night market and erotic bar area. Must admit that my internet research was a bit lacking, as I was totally unprepared for the abundance of ladyboy dance clubs and LGBTQ bars near the market. I'm not homophobic, but I was a bit unnerved by the "attention" I received while transiting the local streets at night.

Anyway, this forum has many articles about the girlie bars on Thanon Phat Phong (name from Google Maps), and several of the gals standing outside the King's Cross clubs were definitely intriguing. But strip clubs really aren't my focus in BKK, as they can be somewhat expensive and I get my fill of watching scantily-clad dancers at the two clubs where I am a regular customer in the Philippine city where I reside.

What I like best is drinking beer at small bars that have hostesses who will sit for a while in return for purchasing them a "ladies drink", from which they earn a commission. I like to talk with, learn new things from, and hold hands and receive hugs from a fun and flirty gal who will covertly rub my cock through my pants.

Unlike in the Sukhumvit area, I found only 4 cozy small bars with such an environment. Happy Bar on Patpong 1, the Zpanky's and Vinai bars on Patpong 2, and one I will name later. All had fun and friendly hostesses with varying levels of English proficiency. Alcoholic LDs range from mixed drinks to bottles of beer, priced from 170-200 baht. Non-alcoholic LDs were 120 baht, which the girls would switch to after drinking too much beer for comfort.

I realize the gals need to earn money, so I'm not shy about buying a couple of rounds and having fun, then calling it a night. Before you guys rush over there, keep in mind that most of the hostesses are aged between 40-50. There were a few younger ones, but they tend to get partnered-up quickly. Some are even in their late 50's! Not a problem for me as my goal is to have a fun companion to drink with, but I imagine they would be unacceptable for most men.

But there must be plenty of guys out there who think like me, as most every night, these bars had plenty of older Caucasian customers who just want to have fun and enjoy some laughs from gals who give plenty of attention in return.

Most of the girls eventually would ask if I wanted to "barfine" them and retire back to my hotel room. 500 baht to the bar and whatever deal you cinch with the gal. Indications were the going rate was 2000 baht for short time and 3000 baht for an all-nighter. Not great value for me, as I can get an erotic massage and an "encounter" for 2000 baht from a young cutie at a parlor near the Phrom Phong skytrain station.

Anyway, at around 11 pm, I was walking down Patpong 2 Alley toward Surawong Road, which contains a mixture of gay and straight bars. As I passed by the provocatively-named "69 Bar", a tall mini-skirted older woman with long legs and sexy shoes was sitting outside on a chair. As slightly-drunk me had more money than common sense, I followed her inside. I was the only customer and she was the only hostess on duty, so the bar was empty except for the cashier.

She was more into talking than drinking, so our beers were consumed slowly. After about 20 minutes, she caught me off-guard when she asked if I wanted a blow job for 700 baht. I asked if we were going to retreat to a back room, but she said no, she would lock the door and blow me right in the open in the bar. Well I sure couldn't say no to that!

She shooed the cashier outside, then secured a piece of plywood to the door to keep intruders away. After I lowered my cargo shorts and boxers, she started giving me a hand job while I licked her nipples, then we switched to spirited French kissing for a couple of minutes, which was erotically awesome. Then she put her deep-throating skills to work, which were superb.

One beer for me, one for her, and a memorable BJ for 990 baht. It wasn't public sex, but it was the most unsecretive BJ I've ever had. Yeah, I want to do it again.

Patpong was okay and Sukhumvit is always fun, but I think Jakarta gives a guy a lot more bang for the money. I've already booked a ticket there for next June.

Love this report mate. Keep it up. This is the kind of stuff that makes out little forum secret worth it.

[EverythingThai]

Is this one?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/x13d2nESdbrG9Lx39

Yes, that's it. Don't go until 9 PM at least. Also when you walk in, don't be scared if you don't see any ladies. They are all in the back and a sitting at the far side. After you sit down, they will bring them to you in groups of about 10 or so to see. Otherwise take a stroll to the bathrooms and they will all be sitting along the back corridor.

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I just finished an 8 night stay in the Sala Daeng area of Si Lom, within walking distance of the Patpong night market and erotic bar area. Must admit that my internet research was a bit lacking, as I was totally unprepared for the abundance of ladyboy dance clubs and LGBTQ bars near the market. I'm not homophobic, but I was a bit unnerved by the "attention" I received while transiting the local streets at night.

Anyway, this forum has many articles about the girlie bars on Thanon Phat Phong (name from Google Maps), and several of the gals standing outside the King's Cross clubs were definitely intriguing. But strip clubs really aren't my focus in BKK, as they can be somewhat expensive and I get my fill of watching scantily-clad dancers at the two clubs where I am a regular customer in the Philippine city where I reside.

What I like best is drinking beer at small bars that have hostesses who will sit for a while in return for purchasing them a "ladies drink", from which they earn a commission. I like to talk with, learn new things from, and hold hands and receive hugs from a fun and flirty gal who will covertly rub my cock through my pants.

Unlike in the Sukhumvit area, I found only 4 cozy small bars with such an environment. Happy Bar on Patpong 1, the Zpanky's and Vinai bars on Patpong 2, and one I will name later. All had fun and friendly hostesses with varying levels of English proficiency. Alcoholic LDs range from mixed drinks to bottles of beer, priced from 170-200 baht. Non-alcoholic LDs were 120 baht, which the girls would switch to after drinking too much beer for comfort.

I realize the gals need to earn money, so I'm not shy about buying a couple of rounds and having fun, then calling it a night. Before you guys rush over there, keep in mind that most of the hostesses are aged between 40-50. There were a few younger ones, but they tend to get partnered-up quickly. Some are even in their late 50's! Not a problem for me as my goal is to have a fun companion to drink with, but I imagine they would be unacceptable for most men.

But there must be plenty of guys out there who think like me, as most every night, these bars had plenty of older Caucasian customers who just want to have fun and enjoy some laughs from gals who give plenty of attention in return.

Most of the girls eventually would ask if I wanted to "barfine" them and retire back to my hotel room. 500 baht to the bar and whatever deal you cinch with the gal. Indications were the going rate was 2000 baht for short time and 3000 baht for an all-nighter. Not great value for me, as I can get an erotic massage and an "encounter" for 2000 baht from a young cutie at a parlor near the Phrom Phong skytrain station.

Anyway, at around 11 pm, I was walking down Patpong 2 Alley toward Surawong Road, which contains a mixture of gay and straight bars. As I passed by the provocatively-named "69 Bar", a tall mini-skirted older woman with long legs and sexy shoes was sitting outside on a chair. As slightly-drunk me had more money than common sense, I followed her inside. I was the only customer and she was the only hostess on duty, so the bar was empty except for the cashier.

She was more into talking than drinking, so our beers were consumed slowly. After about 20 minutes, she caught me off-guard when she asked if I wanted a blow job for 700 baht. I asked if we were going to retreat to a back room, but she said no, she would lock the door and blow me right in the open in the bar. Well I sure couldn't say no to that!

She shooed the cashier outside, then secured a piece of plywood to the door to keep intruders away. After I lowered my cargo shorts and boxers, she started giving me a hand job while I licked her nipples, then we switched to spirited French kissing for a couple of minutes, which was erotically awesome. Then she put her deep-throating skills to work, which were superb.

One beer for me, one for her, and a memorable BJ for 990 baht. It wasn't public sex, but it was the most unsecretive BJ I've ever had. Yeah, I want to do it again.

Patpong was okay and Sukhumvit is always fun, but I think Jakarta gives a guy a lot more bang for the money. I've already booked a ticket there for next June.

[WeingutFritz]

I used to love Levels. Pre covid. It really think it has downward spiraled. Yes, plenty of freelancers but they used to be hot and then there would be some normal girls as well. The hot ones are gone. And soi 11 is very different now to what it was. It is so dominated by Indian and Middle Eastern customers now and so many street walkers. The soi used to have a little class.

Even Oscar is trending in the wrong direction. Ladies night is still worth checking out (Wednesday). Havana Social around the corner is a decent alternative but I am trying to work out myself where the new alternative to soi 11 is. Because the clientele and girls have changed the last couple of years.

This place got a nice online review and is said to be loaded with Freelancers.

Any truth to the positive review: https://mojomatt.me/levels-club-bangkok/#whats_the_crowdvibe_like_at_levels. I am especially interested in the availability of freelancers.

I will be in Pattaya and Bangkok for two weeks in early January. Has anyone been to Levels recently? Insanity used to be my favorite night spot, and it is now gone. Is Levels a reasonable substitute? .

I do not drink more than one beer or two in a night, so any need for bottle service is a negative.

[Member #4813]

This place got a nice online review and is said to be loaded with Freelancers.

Any truth to the positive review: https://mojomatt.me/levels-club-bangkok/#whats_the_crowdvibe_like_at_levels. I am especially interested in the availability of freelancers.

I will be in Pattaya and Bangkok for two weeks in early January. Has anyone been to Levels recently? Insanity used to be my favorite night spot, and it is now gone. Is Levels a reasonable substitute? .

I do not drink more than one beer or two in a night, so any need for bottle service is a negative.

[Intrepid123]

10+ drinks? WTF! I wouldn't know about that, I go to those places to get laid, not drunk! Mamasan makes sure the girls are all over me during the first drink. I usually take her or move to the next place after 1 drink, rarely 2 drinks, occasionally 0 drinks. The situation I just referenced was a new girl and a well known mamasan, it was 1 drink and go! Mamasan makes her money when the girls get bar fined.

I didn't express myself well. I mean 10+ lady drinks invested, not mine. I'm generous with drinks when I'm out hunting.

I think the moral of the story is don't wait until 1:30 am to finalise the deal.

Well sometimes you're not watching the clock on a night out and when you notice it's almost closing time. Sometimes I'm not really looking for someone but just run into a lady that pushes all my right buttons at the end of the night.

What I'm saying is: although we should always refuse to pay upfront, sometimes sticking to that rule will mean time / money wasted and no pussy for that night. At least not the one you wanted as a first choice.

[Nyezhov]

I'm coming in this weekend, any more Mixx reports?

[11Bravo]

If I were wanting where to go to find Hot Delicious Doughnuts how far back would you recommend I read. Hahaha.

Well, since Bunky did the heavy lifting (great naval support as always), I'll be more than happy to answer this one: start with the first week in November, but a lot easier if you just search on a certain member's posts.

This is the third time in the past five weeks that Mr. Bangz has posted the classic lazy newbie query we see far too often: "Where are the hottest chicks? Money no object!"

Not being BOTG, but I'd think the hottest chicks disappeared around about min-November when the rainy season FINALLY ended. Damn... it was HOT and HUMID. Or maybe for the HOTTEST chicks, it was back when Covid was running rampant, certainly could raise the body temperature of some that'd been infected.

Looking for some advice on an upcoming Thailand trip as a newbie to the Thai scene as there's an overwhelming load of information when it comes to this haven.

Ultimately looking for the best ST GFE I can find, with OWO and DFK a high priority for me, and willing to extra for the hotter talent, but ideally less than what I spend in the UK (so perhaps less than 6500 bhat all in).

Define hot? 37-38C? 38.5-40C? Anything over 40C, you're risking a lot of paperwork, body disposal...

I've found the best instrument for detecting "hot" is your own eyeballs. As Bunky said, plenty of advice on where, and I'd include spending some time in the ROD's (Reports of Distinction). Members have spent the time to post intel, only seems fair that others spend the time to read.

Given your lack of co-ed accommodations, you might also want to check out the MP threads as they provide both participant and room. Some GREAT intel just appeared.

Stickman weekly (google is your friend) also a good general overview of the scene.

Cheers, Bunky. Seems I might be grading on a curve in my old age...

Why avoid prepaying mamasan for your go go girl's fee.

Good to know. Appreciate the info.

[Nyezhov]

You know you have been going into Nana too many years when staff remembers what you drink.

[Sychip1]

Prior to about 2023, the gogo mamasan collected just the barfine, often about 1000 baht. You would pay your girl separately in the room. That trend is changing. Last night my favored mamasan asked me to prepay the girl's fee in the bar. This was a surprise because I am a well known and favored customer with that mamasan. For years I've been paying the girl in the room and there has never been a problem. I declined payment in the bar and mamasan quickly agreed that I could pay the girl in the room.

The session went well and I paid the agreed fee of 3000. The girl looked shocked, as if she had never before received 3000 for ST. Her English was near zero, so we couldn't talk about it. I'm left with the impression that mamasan doesn't give the girl her full fee when you pay up front in the bar. I think this is much more skimming than the typical mamasan fee of 10%.

This is one more reason to refuse to pay the girl's fee to mamasan.

I was just thinking the other day why gogo bars don't charge a higher amount for bar fine. If you think about it the BF is relatively small compared to the actual fee for FS. And God knows how much it costs them to run one of these bars as well as wages, Dj, electricity, rent and so on. Because I think 1 k BF then 4-5 k to the girl if you think about it is heavily skewed in flavour of the gogo girl and obviously it's the bar that sets it.

[Llantarnam]

She is definitely taking a big chunk, the "right" thing for us to do it to refuse paying at the bar and walking away if they don't budge. But after you already invested 10+ drinks, the lady is all over you and promised anal, you're pitching a good tent and it's 1:30 am when alternatives are about to close for the night. And the mamasan makes it clear upfront pay or no go, will you still refuse?

I think the moral of the story is don't wait until 1:30 am to finalise the deal.

[HorseTrader]

She is definitely taking a big chunk, the "right" thing for us to do it to refuse paying at the bar and walking away if they don't budge. But after you already invested 10+ drinks, the lady is all over you and promised anal, you're pitching a good tent and it's 1:30 am when alternatives are about to close for the night. And the mamasan makes it clear upfront pay or no go, will you still refuse?

10+ drinks? WTF! I wouldn't know about that, I go to those places to get laid, not drunk! Mamasan makes sure the girls are all over me during the first drink. I usually take her or move to the next place after 1 drink, rarely 2 drinks, occasionally 0 drinks. The situation I just referenced was a new girl and a well known mamasan, it was 1 drink and go! Mamasan makes her money when the girls get bar fined.

[MapoMac]

Arrived just after 9 PM on a Monday night. Met one of my usual girls there from Laos. I asked her to choose two more girls to join us but all her friends were off work that night. Time to take matters into my own hands I said. Off to the back area on the way to the toilets and chose two more girls. Then decided it was about time I utilized one of the Karaoke rooms. Best part about it was the sound system connected to you tube. I then became my own DJ for the rest of the night.

Girls and me got settled in and I ordered a bottle of red label. 1000 Baht including the mixers. Ordered some snack foods for the ladies and a bucket of beer. What transpired next could only be described as a mad house. Girls dancing naked on the table, grinding on my dick by all the ladies, and a blow Job by one of the other ladies. My regular then gets jealous and storms out. Ah well. Off to choose her replacement. We finished off the bottle and I ordered 6 more Heineken. By this time, I was completely plastered and so were the girls. It was approaching 2 AM and about time for my hotel run. With my regular off pouting the toilet, I was able to sneak out with two of the girls for a threesome. One Thai girl and one Laos girl. Both 21 years old with white skin and spinner type figures.

At the hotel we showered together and then jumped on the bed. They were both smashed, but surprisingly performed quite well. No girl on girl action, but both girls gave me a joint blow job, two mouths sucking on my dick. I was able to grab a short video of this as well. Classic. Then I lined them up in doggy on the bed and moved to fuck them both from behind, switching girls every minute or so. Best thing about this was no condom switching..

Is this one?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/x13d2nESdbrG9Lx39

[Intrepid123]

Prior to about 2023, the gogo mamasan collected just the barfine, often about 1000 baht. You would pay your girl separately in the room. That trend is changing. Last night my favored mamasan asked me to prepay the girl's fee in the bar. This was a surprise because I am a well known and favored customer with that mamasan. For years I've been paying the girl in the room and there has never been a problem. I declined payment in the bar and mamasan quickly agreed that I could pay the girl in the room.

The session went well and I paid the agreed fee of 3000. The girl looked shocked, as if she had never before received 3000 for ST. Her English was near zero, so we couldn't talk about it. I'm left with the impression that mamasan doesn't give the girl her full fee when you pay up front in the bar. I think this is much more skimming than the typical mamasan fee of 10%.

This is one more reason to refuse to pay the girl's fee to mamasan.

She is definitely taking a big chunk, the "right" thing for us to do it to refuse paying at the bar and walking away if they don't budge. But after you already invested 10+ drinks, the lady is all over you and promised anal, you're pitching a good tent and it's 1:30 am when alternatives are about to close for the night. And the mamasan makes it clear upfront pay or no go, will you still refuse?

[HorseTrader]

Prior to about 2023, the gogo mamasan collected just the barfine, often about 1000 baht. You would pay your girl separately in the room. That trend is changing. Last night my favored mamasan asked me to prepay the girl's fee in the bar. This was a surprise because I am a well known and favored customer with that mamasan. For years I've been paying the girl in the room and there has never been a problem. I declined payment in the bar and mamasan quickly agreed that I could pay the girl in the room.

The session went well and I paid the agreed fee of 3000. The girl looked shocked, as if she had never before received 3000 for ST. Her English was near zero, so we couldn't talk about it. I'm left with the impression that mamasan doesn't give the girl her full fee when you pay up front in the bar. I think this is much more skimming than the typical mamasan fee of 10%.

This is one more reason to refuse to pay the girl's fee to mamasan.