Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

If anyone is wondering what happened to SubCmdr, I suspect the recent 10 day drop in the stock market has his attention.

No more 35,000 baht bar tabs for a while.

*If* a recession is coming, it will hit after the end of High Season, when most ex-pats living off pensions are in Pattaya.

[Nyezhov]

You can't even stay consistent on one page can you boy? One post is he's hiding from me, the next post is he doesn't worry about me finding him. Can't even keep his own bullshit straight.

Anytime, any place? We will meet you at Siem Reap, Temple Bar, Sivutha Rd, Tuesday at 23:00.

Need I mention MessyBoy never showed.

[EverythingThai]

Funny how you call everyone out, but never your former enemy turned butt buddy haha.

He falls under paragraph 3.

[UglyAzzMan]

Is anyone going to wish the resident Blubbering Smidoit a Merry Christmas. Not going to name names.

[CaliGuy33]

Alright, listen up, you merry band of degenerates. I take a little break from the forum because, you know, some of us have lives and I come back to this dumpster fire. What do I see? One dude, the goddamn gift that keeps on giving, now doing meet-and-greets in Siam Reap like he's hosting a TED Talk for broke-ass expats.

Meanwhile, the gym rat's back on his dorm room dreams nonsense. Buddy, no one cares about your fantasy of being a swole college freshman again. Let it go.

Oh, and what's this? A truce? A failed one? Of course! Because the lot of you couldn't negotiate peace between two stray cats, let alone anyone with an ounce of testosterone.

But the cherry on this sad little sundae? The know-it-all giving lectures about the secret lives of bar girls, Thai boyfriends, and, wait for it. Thai taxes! Like he's some sage advisor to the Pattaya Chamber of Commerce. Spoiler alert, Einstein: you're not.

You people make me look forward to tax season. Now, someone get me a drink.

Reminds me of this:

Im back in the ring, same clowns, new act,
MFs out here with his backpack tact.
Siam Reap stories, meetups galore,
Like anyone cares bro, close that door.

Gym rat dreams, still stuck in his head,
Truce blown apart, forums hanging by a thread.
Bar girl wisdom? Taxes on blast?
Youre playing professor, but youre failing class.

This aint Snoop Dog, but the style still stings,
Im the king of this mess, pulling puppet strings.
And let me tell you, the first to reply?
Always the loser dont even try.

ET, Out.

Funny how you call everyone out, but never your former enemy turned butt buddy haha.

[Allover]

Any one may so arrange his affairs that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes.

Helvering v. Gregory, 69 F. 2 the 809,810 (CA2 1934) (citations omitted), AFF'd, 293 USA 465 (1935).

The only people who worry about taxes are those that do not seek out good competent tax advice. Like this person:

This statement is absolutely stupid on it's face. If you have a gain that means it is a profit.

If you know that your earnings are going to be taxed in a unfavorable manner you simply do not remit them into the tax jurisdiction that you are concerned with. Holla!

My statement before this one above renders this about the difference in Tax Liability in The country named Uncle Sam and Thailand irrelevant. Why didn't you think of that? Because you don't know shit about taxes. I been paying taxes on my income for 47 years in jurisdiction where I hold tax residency.

Here Allover is just showing that he is dumb as fuck.

There is a reason most International Tricks are poor as fuck. It is more important for them to look good on the internet than it is to acquire knowledge to learn how to generate a flow so you can stack it. On top of that you need to know how to keep most of your flow using methods that are completely legal in order to pay the least amount of tax under the law.

Dont be this guy:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early...cryptocurrency

A perfect example of someone who did not seek out competent tax advice. ROTFLMO! Now the mother fucker is going to do two years in Club Fed. That is a LONG TIME to go without pussy. Holla!

Everybody is telling you not to buy a condo but you are too full of yourself to listen. I've owned rental property and know the joys of being a landlord and / or using a management company for my properties. In my country of origin real estate prices skyrocket. They do not in Pattaya. Since you're still new there you'll wind up losing your stack, your gik, getting into tax trouble preceding your deportation, and you may wind up joining the prestigious Pattaya Flying Club (google it you dumb motherfucker). At the very least you'll wind up back in Sosua (sorry Oakie). Instead of buying a condo may I suggest:

1) upgrading from Beach Road girls to another source of higher quality. That includes your gilf gik.

2) save that money to compete with Koreans for girls since you admit you have to pay more to compete with them.

3) buying a new monitor that allows you to clearly view photos and text.

3) get a good pair of sneakers like New Balance. Dump those Biaggis or whatever that offbrand is called that you bought.

4) don't resole sneakers. Throw them away (see #3).

I'm learning to fly but I ain't got wings. Coming down is the hardest thing. Tom Petty / Jeff Lynne.

[Nyezhov]

Oh, Fantastic.

Bangkok, huh? Perfect. Just what this city needs another budget Tony Robbins rolling into town, spreading his wisdom to anyone dumb enough to listen. Let me guess, you'll regale us with tales of your fake meet up invitation to Sub in Siam Reap? Yeah, because what this forum really needs is a TED Talk about beers with backpackers and your groundbreaking insights into $5 hostels.

What's next, MF? A PowerPoint presentation on how to make friends in a Nana toilet queue? Do us all a favor: when you arrive, keep your "networking" confined to Khao San Road where it belongs. Bangkok's been through enough.

Naw, I'm coming in for your girlfriend to toss my salad again, you mouthy twat.

[EverythingThai]

I'm coming in this weekend, any more Mixx reports?

Oh, Fantastic.

Bangkok, huh? Perfect. Just what this city needs another budget Tony Robbins rolling into town, spreading his wisdom to anyone dumb enough to listen. Let me guess, you'll regale us with tales of your fake meet up invitation to Sub in Siam Reap? Yeah, because what this forum really needs is a TED Talk about beers with backpackers and your groundbreaking insights into $5 hostels.

What's next, MF? A PowerPoint presentation on how to make friends in a Nana toilet queue? Do us all a favor: when you arrive, keep your "networking" confined to Khao San Road where it belongs. Bangkok's been through enough.

[EverythingThai]

Alright, listen up, you merry band of degenerates. I take a little break from the forum because, you know, some of us have lives and I come back to this dumpster fire. What do I see? One dude, the goddamn gift that keeps on giving, now doing meet-and-greets in Siam Reap like he's hosting a TED Talk for broke-ass expats.

Meanwhile, the gym rat's back on his dorm room dreams nonsense. Buddy, no one cares about your fantasy of being a swole college freshman again. Let it go.

Oh, and what's this? A truce? A failed one? Of course! Because the lot of you couldn't negotiate peace between two stray cats, let alone anyone with an ounce of testosterone.

But the cherry on this sad little sundae? The know-it-all giving lectures about the secret lives of bar girls, Thai boyfriends, and, wait for it. Thai taxes! Like he's some sage advisor to the Pattaya Chamber of Commerce. Spoiler alert, Einstein: you're not.

You people make me look forward to tax season. Now, someone get me a drink.

Reminds me of this:

Im back in the ring, same clowns, new act,
MFs out here with his backpack tact.
Siam Reap stories, meetups galore,
Like anyone cares bro, close that door.

Gym rat dreams, still stuck in his head,
Truce blown apart, forums hanging by a thread.
Bar girl wisdom? Taxes on blast?
Youre playing professor, but youre failing class.

This aint Snoop Dog, but the style still stings,
Im the king of this mess, pulling puppet strings.
And let me tell you, the first to reply?
Always the loser dont even try.

ET, Out.

[ElMexicant]

Geez, these chicas are a handful. Who goes to the movie theater nowadays when it's all free. Buying large popcorn and only eating a few pieces. They want dates, but a few gave it up on the first one. Don't even shower before hand like a FL. Nasty.

That was easy but they expect me to be like a sugar daddy to them. No can do. Also their immaturity is something else. Messy. Farting. Don't clean up their hair in the shower. Clothes on the rack in the shared bathroom when they not even using it.

Seeing them in their pajamas and nighties on a daily basis was nice, but I rather just pay than deal with their shit.

Got my gym personal trainer to give me daily massages, so fuck them teeny boppers. They've been watching too much Tik Tok. Thinking they can snag a SD but their skills match slightly better than a Starfish. Rather bang a 800 baht island girl on BR.

Bowling like Pro 16.

[Explorer8939]

Any one may so arrange his affairs that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes.

Helvering v. Gregory, 69 F. 2 the 809,810 (CA2 1934) (citations omitted), AFF'd, 293 USA 465 (1935).

The only people who worry about taxes are those that do not seek out good competent tax advice. Like this person:

This statement is absolutely stupid on it's face. If you have a gain that means it is a profit.

If you know that your earnings are going to be taxed in a unfavorable manner you simply do not remit them into the tax jurisdiction that you are concerned with. Holla!

My statement before this one above renders this about the difference in Tax Liability in The country named Uncle Sam and Thailand irrelevant. Why didn't you think of that? Because you don't know shit about taxes. I been paying taxes on my income for 47 years in jurisdiction where I hold tax residency.

Here Allover is just showing that he is dumb as fuck.

There is a reason most International Tricks are poor as fuck. It is more important for them to look good on the internet than it is to acquire knowledge to learn how to generate a flow so you can stack it. On top of that you need to know how to keep most of your flow using methods that are completely legal in order to pay the least amount of tax under the law.

Dont be this guy:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early...cryptocurrency

A perfect example of someone who did not seek out competent tax advice. ROTFLMO! Now the mother fucker is going to do two years in Club Fed. That is a LONG TIME to go without pussy. Holla!

It's great that you can live in Thailand, but not remit any money from your home country into Thailand.

It's the dream of all Farangs to live in Thailand for free.

[Nyezhov]

I won't be looking over my shoulder worrying about you at all Anytime that you want. Anyplace that you want. Anywhere in this mother fucking world that you want. But instead you choose to hide behind your computer screen beating on you keyboard. Your old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed farang ass wouldn't know what do with this Farang dam. Step to me and test my fear, ya *****!

You can't even stay consistent on one page can you boy? One post is he's hiding from me, the next post is he doesn't worry about me finding him. Can't even keep his own bullshit straight.

Anytime, any place? We will meet you at Siem Reap, Temple Bar, Sivutha Rd, Tuesday at 23:00.

[SubCmdr]

My post count as of this post is 3888.

But UglyDumbAzzFarangMan does not know how to count. Nor dress himself properly. Or evaluate prostitutes.

Mother fucker, why don't you ever tell us the following: Where you hire a prostitute. How much you paid a prostitute. The social / sexual services that prostitute provided you. That son is a brief description of the most basic elements of a Pattaya Report.

That male bovine excrement that you be posting ain't it!

[SubCmdr]

Dude if I wanted to find you it wouldn't be hard.

I won't be looking over my shoulder worrying about you at all Anytime that you want. Anyplace that you want. Anywhere in this mother fucking world that you want. But instead you choose to hide behind your computer screen beating on you keyboard. Your old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed farang ass wouldn't know what do with this Farang dam. Step to me and test my fear, ya *****!

[SubCmdr]

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...ge-among-young

Thanks for sharing. Sadly, this is what happens when mongers brag about barebacking endless sex workers for endless years and think self diagnosing and self treatment of STDs is the answer.

Read the above article. Girls have to be 20 years old to work in an entertainment venue in Thailand. Can you explain the nature of this problem for the entire range individuals outlined in the article?

Now we have antibiotics that are worthless and STIs that are drug resistant, meaning one could live with it forever and share it to their girlfriend, spouse, etc.

https://gardp.org/stories/photo-gall...oea-treatment/

This issue can be resolved by not fucking around on your wife or girlfriend. If you must break your marriage vows or lie to your girlfriend then use a condom. Full Stop!

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience.

Your experiences do not invalidate the experiences of others.

Correct, but mongers watch creampie thais and think every single sex worker is willing to go bareback.

Really?! Well everyone is allowed to their opinion. You do know that a pornography film is planned and it is possible for everyone participating to be screened for STI's before filming? Well if you didn't know, now you do know.

Sure, if Im hunting through the bottom of the barrel beach road and beer bar ass and promising to pay extra, I can find plenty who will do it. But if Im cherry picking the best of the best at a top WS go-go, then no, theyre not all ok with that.

Let me get this straight you are paying 5000 - 8000 for Long Time, plus bar fine, plus Lady Drinks and you are telling me that you accept (and even prefer) to use condoms with those prostitutes?

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call

Compared to beach road, discos, beer bars, LK metro, and soi 6? Yes! I would take a bar girl from Palace unseen compared to taking a freelancer unseen from beach road or anywhere else. One has a higher risk than the other.

Here is where you lose me, other than your opinion on the appearance of the prostitutes that don't work in your favorite Agogo Palace If you are using a condom EVERYTIME you are having vaginal or anal sex with a prostitute what is the risk?

And here we have yet another sanctimonious prick posting his male bovine excrement offering his opinion on the sexual practices of others in the Pattaya Reports Thread.

Rocko20 you are a little light on actual reports on having sex with girls in Pattaya. You know the ones where you tell us where you hired your prostitute, how much you paid your prostitute and what type of services your prostitute provided you. Personally I don't care if you use a condom or not. I have a One Dick Policy. I only worry about my own dick!