Medellin Reports

[Kbdb2488]

Can anyone with recent experience at San Peter in Laureles drop a brief review? I enjoy the bar connected to it and I usually stay very close by in Laureles. I love the area. Curious about air conditioning and most importantly guest policy. I have heard good things but hoping for more stories good or bad. PM if you wish, thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

You may think you are a savvy businessman by negotiating price, but the women are cutting back on services, in their mind. So if you want to be a cheap Charlie, then get the women to cut their price. In their mind they will leave early, be mechanical, fail to perform oral sex, or cut something out. These women have a brain too. So if you offer a lower price you will get a lesser service.

I am a negotiating fool and have never had something like this happen. And I start off by introducing myself as Mr. Cheap Charlie. Would you care to share some reports of when it has happened to you, or are you just imagining that if A, then be?

There was a guy that posted a report here about taking the girl of his dreams for 1 million pesos. He said it was the worst service he had in his life. Let you tell it, he should have offered 1,200,000 pesos to get her to fuck better. Most of the time people just fuck how they know to fuck and it has nothing to do with the price they are being paid.

[Fun Luvr]

You may think you are a savvy businessman by negotiating price, ...

Where in my post, since you quoted it, did I say anything about negotiating price?

[Nounce]

You may think you are a savvy businessman by negotiating price, but the women are cutting back on services, in their mind. So if you want to be a cheap Charlie, then get the women to cut their price.

We negotiate. You can read more in the thread. BTW, my old recommendation was 50% but now even that is too much. LOL

Don't wait for the girl to give you the price because we know she is likely going to try to scam you first. Instead, offer them 600 to scam them first

Adding some context here. The girl is unlikely to accept that amount. It is only used to tell girl you know how it works to get the girl to be realistic. Even if she accepts, the minimal cost will be 200 USD for 1 hour, including the room that is 50 USD. These are rough numbers because BRL depreciated about 20% recently. There are men that pay the full ask which likely would be more than 400.

More context, lol. The girls in the club in my post used to ask 500 more or less when I started going but it has all changed. Nowadays, the girls will ask for even 3000. Sounds familiar?

[HumbleHal]

You can negotiate services with the ladies at Fase II and Isla before taking them, but that still isn't a guarantee you'll get what you negotiate for.

You may think you are a savvy businessman by negotiating price, but the women are cutting back on services, in their mind. So if you want to be a cheap Charlie, then get the women to cut their price. In their mind they will leave early, be mechanical, fail to perform oral sex, or cut something out. These women have a brain too. So if you offer a lower price you will get a lesser service.

Sometimes its better just to walk away and say too much. Demasiado! And get another girl who may not be as attractive. There are no guarantees in this hobby. And if the girls were that great, some rich Sultan from Arabia would have taken them already and the girls would not be plying their trade for some quick cash.

[Fun Luvr]

I'the be curious to get a gauge on what people think the risk levels are in terms of Fase, isla, energy, or even gusto is for someone new with weak Spanish? I think I can guess the answer but would love to hear anyways. If anyone is in Medellin Dec-Jan and wants to show me the ways of the force, feel free to DM me. Drinks on me.

The safety risk level at Fase II, Energy, and Isla is practically zero, very safe. The risk of getting the service you want is probably 50/50. You can negotiate services with the ladies at Fase II and Isla before taking them, but that still isn't a guarantee you'll get what you negotiate for. Gusto's is part of the Parque Lleras crowd. I don't trust any of them. I rely on Facebook for contacts, but you don't have enough time to get established in Facebook.

[John Gault]

Arriving December 23 to Medellin by way of Thailand. Booked at guest friendly spot right near Hotel Dix. I'm a 35 year old gringo here in my first trip. Unfortunately my Spanish sucks and the mansion is no more. Would have been great guard rails for me.

I'm here to take some lessons, do some work online, not a huge partier but wanted to know if there was a preferred monger route for those of us with a low risk tolerance. I read the forums and looks like agencies are hit or miss on honesty and quality but safe in terms of risk.

For someone like me I think parque lleras girls seem super high risk. Tinder seems like a minefield and not risking that either. But I'the be curious if anyone knows is Seeking is as dangerous as tinder has been mentioned to be?

Seems like a ton of the risk lies around bringing a girl to your place.

I'the be curious to get a gauge on what people think the risk levels are in terms of Fase, isla, energy, or even gusto is for someone new with weak Spanish? I think I can guess the answer but would love to hear anyways. If anyone is in Medellin Dec-Jan and wants to show me the ways of the force, feel free to DM me. Drinks on me.

Your question has a easy answer. Stick to the Casas. Another bonus is the prices at the casas are set and you don't get Gringo pricing. I have done all you have talked about and the only place I have had zero problems is in the Cento Casas.

[TheNakedIndian]

Arriving December 23 to Medellin by way of Thailand. Booked at guest friendly spot right near Hotel Dix. I'm a 35 year old gringo here in my first trip. Unfortunately my Spanish sucks and the mansion is no more. Would have been great guard rails for me.

I'm here to take some lessons, do some work online, not a huge partier but wanted to know if there was a preferred monger route for those of us with a low risk tolerance. I read the forums and looks like agencies are hit or miss on honesty and quality but safe in terms of risk.

For someone like me I think parque lleras girls seem super high risk. Tinder seems like a minefield and not risking that either. But I'the be curious if anyone knows is Seeking is as dangerous as tinder has been mentioned to be?

Seems like a ton of the risk lies around bringing a girl to your place.

I'the be curious to get a gauge on what people think the risk levels are in terms of Fase, isla, energy, or even gusto is for someone new with weak Spanish? I think I can guess the answer but would love to hear anyways. If anyone is in Medellin Dec-Jan and wants to show me the ways of the force, feel free to DM me. Drinks on me.

[Gabacho]

How would you say in Spanish "Jerk me off a little bit. "?

"Dame una paja" (give me a hand job).

[HumbleHal]

How would you say in Spanish "Jerk me off a little bit. "?

I would hold out a $100 bill and move the lady's hand onto my cock. Its easier than trying to learn the Spanish phrases.

[VW1936]

How would you say in Spanish "Jerk me off a little bit. "?

[RacShack]

This is probably a pretty sweet deal. Wife is okay with you having excursions, and you have some sense of stability for once you need it. As long as you are still in full control of your finances I guess there is very little downside to this.

One thing my dad always told me, imagine what your doing behind her back and triple that to what's she up too, I wonder if they have a baby sitter while there running around town trying to outdo each other LOL 😆!

[RiceRocket99]

I've always wanted to celebrate Christmas in Colombia as my Colombian friends here in the US told me to go and try it once. For me the risk factor is just not worth it, out of all the months in calendar year, I avoid going to Colombia especially Medellin, during December. I barely know anyone there except for the girls I've spent time with. Even though I've known them for years and see them regularly whenever I visit. I still keep my guard up and never fully trust them. I treat them like I am meeting them for the first time, cause you never know when they will do you bad (not saying they will, but better be safe than sorry) and most of them likes to play the long game now.

I've been spending Christmas and New Years in MDE for the past 5 years and simply put, I love it! I can see why many are apprehensive about being here during this time due to increased crime and girls flaking out with family events. And if you're a newbie, it's definitely one of the worst times to go, but for me it's the best time. I speak the language, immersed in the culture, and have done many barrio parties and family outings with chicas in Aranjuez, Buenos Aires, Manrique, and even up in Popular. And that's without even mentioning the North side. I've known a lot of the chicas for years (pre-Covid) and some I don't even mess with anymore, but they're fun to hang out with and would hook me up with new and cute barrio chicas that need some gringo money and I'll say to them, take my money honey! Better get them now before they turn jaded and spoiled by the passport bros / weekend warriors / poblado papis.

BTW, I'm a fellow chino, in my 40's, and can pass as 30's. I definitely don't blend in and don't expect to be treated as a local. I'll always be the typical "gringo with money" to the barrio folks, but they're friendly, fun and filled with a thirst for guaro and I'm here for it! I love it when the grandmas introduce me to their fellow barrio neighbors and almost always there's a young hottie to meet. Don't get me wrong, I still hang out in Poblado / Lauleres spots for a nice dinner date, and as matter of fact those were the places I exclusively stayed at my first couple years here (before the gringo gold rush) and I've been coming here for over 10 years.

In closing, I just read a couple reports about the recent pricing out in Parque Lleras and the strip clubs. And it's crazy what the going rates are now. I'm just glad it doesn't affect what I pay and who I pay because I hunt in a whole different way. For those here right now, enjoy the 'hoe'lidays!

[TheDerilious]

4) Prepagos: I'm quite intrigued by this. Prices seem reasonable, ladies look lovely and do answer to an agency. Seems like a good bet. But minimal reports on the ISG re: using these services. I use agencies frequently in my travels, so am a bit concerned that this isn't commonly used in MDE. Any reason why?

There is nothing fundamentally wrong with the Online Escort Agency scene that isn't present in any other place, but it has the same issues you'll see elsewhere.

1) Higher prices. You pay higher prices for the "simplicity" of a safer, point-and-click interface if you use the agencies.

2) Professional. You are more likely to get a standard floor to your experience but you are also more likely to get a cookie-cutter, by-the-numbers session.

3) Girl Quality. The better agencies will do less photo manipulation and will not bait-and-switch you, but some guys are expecting some 10/10 model to show up and aren't realistic about who will actually show up. It's sometimes better to see the girls first before ordering.

Overall, it's fine to make use of it if you're less price sensitive, lazy, and / or ordering during off-hours (like early afternoon), but you shouldn't expect the girls to hang around longer than the time you have booked for and should expect something a bit more business-like. If you're looking for a more chill experience, then book for a longer duration or do the face-to-face pick up at Lleras (or whatever pickup location you budget for / like) for TLN.

[ElPostino]

I've always wanted to celebrate Christmas in Colombia as my Colombian friends here in the US told me to go and try it once. For me the risk factor is just not worth it, out of all the months in calendar year, I avoid going to Colombia especially Medellin, during December. I barely know anyone there except for the girls I've spent time with. Even though I've known them for years and see them regularly whenever I visit. I still keep my guard up and never fully trust them. I treat them likeT I am meeting them for the first time, cause you never know when they will do you bad (not saying they will, but better be safe than sorry) and most of them likes to play the long game now.

Totally agree with you. We are walking ATMs for the. Just tap us whenever they need, not when we need. I don't trust them either.