Bangkok Reports

[HolaaaaHiiii]

Ive never experienced a 200 baht ST hotel. I can only imagine how bad it would be.

Turn left coming out of Nana Plaza and walk to The Tavern and turn left. There are about 4 ST hotels on that alley, I think about 300 baht per hour. I don't remember any of them to be good. As of a week ago, the first one on the right was clean enough but terrible bed in tiny room.

Better is to walk to Soi 7/1 and use Atlas Hotel. Atlas has always been satisfactory to me. Sometimes 300 baht for ST and sometimes 350 baht.

Yup I shall try Atlas, although it's a 12 minutes walk. Don't you think the FLs will count these 12 minutes in my 1 hour time, especially because I am not following their recommendes (albeit shady) hotels.

[Thai Friend]

Long time reader who has benefitted immensely from this forum, so here is my first Bangkok FR. Sorry if this is too rookie for veterans here But I know there are many new mongers who are eyeing BKK for the first time. So here goes.

As someone coming from the west for the first time, I found the energy and atmosphere of BKK both electric and overwhelming at the same time. I am glad I did a ton of research on this forum and came prepared for what to expect. I make a long ambitious monger list and left mostly satisfied at the end.

My trip was during first and third week of Dec AKA "winter" here. This was the hottest most uncomfortable humid winter I have ever experienced in my life! Time to get acclimated to this weather should be factored into the game plan for westerners, since it greatly affects libido if you want to hit the ground running. I stayed in Sukhumvit area and there is quite a bit of treading around and this weather drains energy meant for the good deeds. Secondly the jet lag is real and should also be factored in to some extend. Even though I was wide awake during peak mongering period of midnight to 4 am, my libido was certainly diminished early on and affects performance. If you have the luxury of multiple weeks in BKK, I would allocate the first week to get over these two hurdles and spend time observing and taking in the sights and sounds.

On to the carnal pleasure deets, my list included the top soapies / nurus, gogo bars, pick up bars and TF.

My first soapy was doki doki but they did not get my business as no one in the line up was young enough for me and mamasan was straight up cold. I thanked the girls and rolled into Aya next, since I have heard good things about this place. Much friendlier mamasan and line up included at least one young cutie who I quickly pointed to. I sensed some kind of political hierarchy dynamic with these line ups. This young one was the only girl who did not make eye contact with me and the older women were beaming into my soul. Ignore these signals and go with the young ones if that is your thing. I received an amazing nuru from this girl and she also let me drive half the way. I did not even make it to the bed and finished on the mat. I really enjoyed the nuru sensations along with the BBBJ and intercouse all mashed up in one long script. This is a must try at least once for newbies. I also visited Analisa several days later, since I was curious about the glory hole experience. The line up was so so but I ended up doing 4 hands with one experienced masseuse and one super young novice. The young one looked stunning naked and was all over me but the routine was nothing like you see online. It was mostly rub away till he comes and that is exactly what happened. This was an ok experience but the glory hole is definitely over rated.

With the nuru box checked, next day I hit the infamous Thermae. This place should be on official tourist brochures along side what is and palaces. What an amazing sight to behold. Gorgeous ladies of all age groups lined up endlessly ready for business with the right clientele. Contrary to what I have read about wide spread discrimination of various sorts, I found the girls quite welcoming to most people. The prices are adjusted higher if the synergies are not quite there, especially with the super young ones who looked barely legal. I started chatting it up with a nice lady and buying her a drink.

We talked about her clients from the west and her day time cosmetics marketing job. Her pricing was on the lower end 2 K so I proposed that she go find me another super young girl for a 3 some. She jumped on the idea and brought back another lady who was actually her same age. After I stressed the "young as you can get part" she went shopping again and this time returned with someone who fit the bill. This new girl spoke zero English but I had chatted enough already and she was also 2 K. Loaded them up in a tuk tuk and the rest is history. Have done threesomes before but first time nailing the stacking routine if you know what I mean. Thermae was a win for me!

With another badge earned, it was TF time. To expedite the process I signed up for fremium and posted my best pics. In a matter of hours I was flooded with offers but most of them looked sketchy. I filtered on my target age range (18-21) and there was some solid talent there. My first hook up was with a 19 yr old uni student for an unbelievable 1. 5 K. When she arrived, she was not DDG but boy was she young. This one was athletic and tall about my same height, which is sometime new to try. She didn't exactly DFK but there is something about kissing girls your height where you don't have to contort your neck. Highly recommend The shower action got really steamy and she got turned on to the max and this is when I realized that we were already doggy bare backing. I almost never ever do this but for some reason I felt really secure. The rest of the session was also raw with on body release and a good shower scrub for both. This was a very rare BB encounter for me only because how young this girl was. Obviously I tipped very well and even educated her on current pricing levels for the service she was provided. I kept thinking about the encounter after she left and I couldn't help it. I asked her to return the next day which she promptly accepted. However the second visit was quite different, she went into GFE mode and chatted up with me about her hobbies, trips and international business courses. I enjoyed her company so much that sex was optional at this point. We did do the deed just to check that box and she was amazing as usual and yes it was BB again yikes She was also OK with video, which she refused on the first visit. Dined her at T21 food court and bid farewell. With so much success on TF, I summoned two more girls that actually did not work out. One was way thicker than the pics and other ultra skinny. I tipped them both for the cab and promptly dispatched them. So TF is definitely hit or miss and I did get lucky this time. However it is not that time consuming like some others have suggested, most of these girls are to the point and rapid communicators.

Now it was go go bar time. Based on my research on this forum, my obvious pick was Billboard at Nana. You really cannot go wrong with this place if you are not pinching pennies. It felt like everyone who went to NP went straight to this place. The other bars were barely running and BB was packed to the brim. First I was placed in the topless section but I graduated to the stadium quickly. Tons and tons of solid 8-10's on a never ending carousal your head will spin for days. The sights were surreal but the highlight was the sound. This DJ will put Vegas clubs to shame, simply spectacular non stop captivating beats. If you go here you have to at least pull a girl and do a LD. The one I pulled however turned out to be a proud mother of 2 so I skipped the bar fine part. But she was fun to be with. One tip is to not call up the very good dancers, they are usually the ones with some sort of mileage on them. I ended up downing several beers and was in no mood to bar fine. But no regrets at all since this was fun and next time I may go all the way. One thing for sure, the best looking top shelf talent is definitely at these reputed go gos. This might set you back a few Ks more but you come all the way to this corner of the world to let loose so just do it.

It was almost time to leave but there was one itch I had to scratch before that. The super soapies. I have heard so many mixed reviews but still wanted to check this box. I picked Poseidon (face palm: I had the flight out that evening so checked in early around noon. They are quite organized. The mamasan received my bags like a regular hotel and they had a bell desk he said I was early and there were only 3 "models" available at the moment. I thought wow "models" I only need one. Each one had a different rate ranging from 5 K to 7 K. When I was shown the line up I realized they were more like the mothers of the models, easily 30+ if not more. This was consistent with some of the reviews but I just picked the cheapest "model" for 5 K. It was a rip off but somehow I had no way to back out with my bags checked in and all. Off to a very nice room with large bed and bath tub. This place may lack talent but the facilities are top notch. The "model" unsealed a meticulously packed bag of towels with Poseidon branding. She did the routine clean up on the bath tub and when we moved to the bed she starfished. I was baffled as to what comes next as I am not a vulture who eats dead meat. She quickly realized that I am not that kind of client and "woke up". She then went through the motions all completely covered and safe. Towards the end there was a whiff of feminine oder so I ended up finishing ASAP. The lady was sweet and I could tell she already had multiple clients before me based on her hygiene level. Thankfully everything was wrapped. She led me out and gave me the Thai salute and off I went to the airport.

This was a first time experience I will obviously cherish for a while. I may return but it will be many many years later, or is that what they all say.

[HorseTrader]

I am in a pricy hostel (silly me) so don't have a room for taking a girl. One girl told me there's a short term hotel she knows for 200 Baht. Seems shady but that's how much I would want to pay for 1 hour tbh. Any recommendations please. I don't want to get robbed or have a dirty STD laden bedsheet.

Apologies in advance for asking but please don't think I have not researched on this subject I spent 2 hours here and on the Bangkok addicts forum but cannot find good recent leads.

Ive never experienced a 200 baht ST hotel. I can only imagine how bad it would be.

Turn left coming out of Nana Plaza and walk to The Tavern and turn left. There are about 4 ST hotels on that alley, I think about 300 baht per hour. I don't remember any of them to be good. As of a week ago, the first one on the right was clean enough but terrible bed in tiny room.

Better is to walk to Soi 7/1 and use Atlas Hotel. Atlas has always been satisfactory to me. Sometimes 300 baht for ST and sometimes 350 baht.

[ShyBoy143]

The 40-50 such rooms I have spent some lovely time in over the years, they seem acceptable when I enter. After I have completed my business, the room looks too disgusting for me to have ever willingly entered.

I am in a pricy hostel (silly me) so don't have a room for taking a girl. One girl told me there's a short term hotel she knows for 200 Baht. Seems shady but that's how much I would want to pay for 1 hour tbh. Any recommendations please. I don't want to get robbed or have a dirty STD laden bedsheet.

Apologies in advance for asking but please don't think I have not researched on this subject I spent 2 hours here and on the Bangkok addicts forum but cannot find good recent leads.

[BionicMan]

I didn't practice this when I visited in June. One of the girls was so angry that she didn't close the room door after I denied her overnight stay. Thinking back, would it be better to register the girl at the front desk before bring her into the room for our safety? How common is this practiced here?

What does that mean "not closing the door"? Weren't you in the room? She went away and didn't shut the door behind so you had to do it? (what a big deal is this?

[HolaaaaHiiii]

I am in a pricy hostel (silly me) so don't have a room for taking a girl. One girl told me there's a short term hotel she knows for 200 Baht. Seems shady but that's how much I would want to pay for 1 hour tbh. Any recommendations please. I don't want to get robbed or have a dirty STD laden bedsheet.

Apologies in advance for asking but please don't think I have not researched on this subject I spent 2 hours here and on the Bangkok addicts forum but cannot find good recent leads.

[UglyAzzMan]

Thurs night report.

Soi Nana. Usual ladyboy and African action. A paucity of deaf girls. No schoolgirl. ToTal hottie down the street across from 7-11, blonde with red dress but Vietnamese so pass.

Billboard. I've seen better nights and I've seen worse, but the music is always good, the staff excellent, the place clean and the girls friendly. I'd say 60% of the girls were doable to me.

Twister, rainbow five and bunnies were terrible, although the Mama in bunnies pointed out a very naughty girl to me. She was hot and skinny but I didn't like the shape of her ass so I passed.

There were probably a 100 plus girls at Thermae 90% of whom were doable depending on your tastes. I smashed one that literally could take it down her throat and hold it there for minutes it was wonderful.

Tonight might be a mixed night.

There was a paucity of Africans on Suk, my friend the Myanmar weed guy on the corner of soy Arab told me that the cops have been cracking down on a regular basis. There were no real table weed dealers either, and a lack of dildos. However, the lack of Africans makes the place a lot better, nothing is more annoying than enjoying your Buzz checking out the hookers when some sleazy African dude comes up and starts whispering to you. Doesn't give me a chance to use my favorite line of dude, you're from fucking africa, what the hell are you going to do for me.

You all know I love the Rainbow s. Hahaha.

But I've come to the conclusion Pattaya is way better. I'm changing my last 2 weeks schedule. Holidays in Pattaya even if I have to stay 3 nights in Jomtien over New Years.

Used up 170 days in Thailand in 2024. Come on Mr Somchai get your tax khrap in order. Still nothing if I Wise myself $1,000,000 to buy Soi 6 GF a Mansion will I have to pay $300,000 tax. It matters.

[EverythingThai]

In your other equally superb T-Ded report you mentioned that every now and then a girl would enter the room offering a lap dance for 100 baht. Doesn't this happen in the karaoke rooms? Are there any more significant differences between the 2 types of rooms? Thanks a lot!

It was mentioned in both reports. The lap dances are offered inside the private rooms and also at the tables outside. Mileage is the same. They get naked or go topless in and out of the private rooms. This is my experience and I have been going here for 10 years.

[EverythingThai]

I didn't practice this when I visited in June. One of the girls was so angry that she didn't close the room door after I denied her overnight stay. Thinking back, would it be better to register the girl at the front desk before bring her into the room for our safety? How common is this practiced here?

This is a very good question. Some hotels will force you to do it as part of their policy. Guys are shy to do it. I don't know why. Hotel staff in Bangkok have seen it all so don't be shy. It's for your own good. If you have a problem, the hotel will be able to identify the girl. Often hotels will call your room to confirm everything is ok before giving the lady back her ID. This is awesome practice. I fully recommend guys to do it. Better safe than sorry.

Many hotels have this in their policy, but the hotel staff are sometimes lazy to enforce it. Therefore just stroll up to the counter and volunteer to do it. This is the best way.

[PassionSR]

I didn't practice this when I visited in June. One of the girls was so angry that she didn't close the room door after I denied her overnight stay. Thinking back, would it be better to register the girl at the front desk before bring her into the room for our safety? How common is this practiced here?

What? You're upset and scared that she didn't close the door to the room when she left or am I misunderstanding?

[Safado70]

My regular 4 star hotel near Nana is girl friendly but registers visitors. The other day my company was denied entry because she was only 19 years old. This gem was beautiful and fresh as a daisy. I would have hated to take her to a run down motel. Thankfully the reception explained that the girl could join me if I registered her as second occupant of the hotel room. The disadvantage would be that after that I would have to pay joiner fees for any other girls that would visit me. I gladly registered her as it was my last night anyway. We had a great night and she is now my regular when I'm in Bangkok.

There is obviously a certain risk involved as the girl could later enter the room without me. But I'm happy to have found this solution and hope it might help others in a similar situation.

[Horny Cock]

I didn't practice this when I visited in June. One of the girls was so angry that she didn't close the room door after I denied her overnight stay. Thinking back, would it be better to register the girl at the front desk before bring her into the room for our safety? How common is this practiced here?

[LuvChicas]

By using the word "queens", are you suggesting these girls are trans or gay? Of course, there are several well discussed BJ bars on this board, many with "100%" women. In fact two very close to my hotel on Soi33.

My intended use of Queens: was to describe an older lady, female provider. I don't see too many young legal girls at BJ bars nowadays. Enjoy the squirt!

[RacShack]

I disagree. Everyone (as in western women) knows about Phuket, there is no sex work stigma there if you tell your friends and family your are going.

I went to Phuket (Patong) in June and there were countless families. Its not known for sex tourism like BKK or Pattaya, as Phuket is massive.

Learn something new everyday, I been Phuket several times and never once have I felt like I was on a massive island 🏝65039; thanks I'll look into that! Maybe I was missing a lot!.

[Sam Sanuk]

I am assuming they were Thai. But I have trouble differentiating between Thais, Cambodians, Vietnamese, and Laotians. One looked like he was around 5 years old. The others seemed to be maybe 10 or 11.

Don't feel alone. Many (most?) of people of those nationalities have the same trouble if judging soley on physical appearance. "Nationality" is merely a political designation established by lines in the sand. A while back, I posted a collage of photos of four Asian women and asked if anybody could correctly identify their nationalities. Nobody was able to do so. (The choices were simple: Thai, Cambodian, and Filippino.).