Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Then Subway Soi Buakhao there is a massage shop manned by Pretty girls. I doubt they will be Happy with 200 baht tip after oil massage. Sex 2,000 baht vs 200 for just massage.

I've seen the line up sitting outside of that shop. Truly stunning for a naughty massage joint. Young, thin, sexy girls. Seem up to four sitting outside. All very do able.

EverythingThai reported on it long before the OP mentioned it. He warned me no to go down on them because he has blow his splooge up in all of them. A individual currently posting from Brazil might be interested in that kind of thing. He can get an outcall to his storage room. Massage then face sitting. He just has to make sure he coordinates his appointments with the blowing splooge activities of EverythingThai.

[SubCmdr]

You have a lot of time on your hands to be going back and checking commenter's comments, quoting them and writing paragraphs on each one LOL. Shows what a pathetic, empty life you live.

My time; My money; My dick; My call!

You are allowed your opinion. Just like you are allowed to drop male bovine excrement from you keyboard here.

You act like a baller, yet you live in a third world country because that's all you can afford.

At least a half dozen posters in the Thailand treads live here. One brags that he bought a condo and uses it as a storage unit. He says it is cheaper to fly a prostitute from Thailand to Brazil. If that is the case then why don't you do the same to the United States of America.

Is that your opinion of all of us? If so why do you have that opinion? If not, then why is your opinion specific to me and not to all other posters who live here in Thailand?

Do you have any actual facts that support you assertion that I live outside of the United States of America because I cannot afford to live there?

Not a act If you can handle of actually coming out from behind your keyboard and operating IRL, meet me at Heaven Above. I got the first bottle. Yes I know you don't drink (yes I actually read your lame ass diatribes that you write). They have soft drinks, fruit juices and water (con or sin gas). And since I see you cannot handle being here in the Rants thread where we are men using adult language we can even see if any of the dancing girls are lactating. Because it is obvious to me that you need something softer than what I deliver to you. We can see if she will breast feed you. Make a note you don't have do it in public. There are private rooms for 500 THB. I'll get that for you too if you cannot afford it. LOL!

You live in Pattaya in particular for mongering because your fragile, low self esteem ego needs the constant female validation.

If I live here for that reason: Can you explain why you visit here If the United States of America is superior to Thailand, then why don't you bed those hot mother fucking blonde beach chicks the roam about Southern California. There is a HUGE population of you fellow Americans of Asian decent in California. I know. That is where grew up. That is where I went to University. That is where I took care of my Father in his final years (Oceanside). Why don't you bed them?

Instead of talking about my life, why don't you look and the mirror and explain your own. Because I fucked over 300 girls from the United States of America (and many from other places) before I left a country that I felt my life was danger in all the time. The police began executing people who looked like me on site. You realize that Fuck the Police was art the expressed the sentiment of the racial group that produced it. Now people want to Defund the Police. How about that?

And if you don't like this rhyme, then bring your big bad ass to California cause we ain't hard to find.

Not hard to find your fellow Americans that are ugly, old, fat and dress poorly such as yourself. DAMN a news flash.

How you like me now? LOL.

No more or no less than before. According to you I am time rich but cash poor, so bring it!

Oh that was nasty!

[Newton York]

I honestly don't know how anyone in this thread has the time to spend replying to everything everyone says. It's all trolling and endless flame wars back and forth.

Good thing all I do is rant, send my rant out here in the cyberspaces, and I log out.

Anyway, my experiments in youtube and not-too-obvious recording seems to be working. I've created 6 channels with very different topics, tested out thumbnails, titles, etc. Uploaded any number of videos with varying degrees of quality, and so on. And I've found a formula that seems to work. I've tested a camera that doesn't draw too much attention but still shoots decent quality footage, even at night. It's not completely hidden yet, or at least I haven't figured out a way, but it's not as obvious as the idiots with a big ass selfie stick.

This is giving me a tiny bit of confidence that maybe, just maybe, by Beelzebubs balls, the next time I'm in Bangkok, I can capture all kinds of footage, and make a cool youtube channel around it. Don't worry though guys, I won't be the kind of creepy weirdo that secretly shoot inside Thermae, OR will I? Haha! No, I won't. That's crossing a line, cause if I'm in a bar to pick up chicks to fuck, no way I would want a camera filming me and fellow patrons and uploading it to youtube. BUT. On the streets of Bangkok though, that's fair game. So, just outside Nana, Thermae, Cowboy, etc.

Now. All that's left is to be fired, or in my case most likely forced to quit. The young uns in the office don't like my old ass around and are really giving me a tough time. So me being a super old timer, I won't last long. But by Mephistopheles beard, I have so much to look forward to when I am let go. Should happen in around a month or so. All the time in the world. A small amount of cash stashed. Thailand baby, I'm almost there! I just hope my ticker will last that long.

I want to get back to Thailand so bad, I can taste it. Even the smog. I want to capture video of the streets, the sounds, the atmosphere. I want to fuck the chicks, the sounds, the atmosphere. I just want to be alive again, One Last Time before I die.

So for you lucky chumps that get to actually live in Pattaya or Bangkok, or anywhere in Thailand, for the love of Lucifer Himself, stop complaining. You MUST understand how lucky you are. You HAVE to know that. Or why be in Thailand at all? Why complain? Christ on a stick. I'd give anything, I'd sell my worthless soul to just go back to Thailand again. HEAVEN on earth!

Obviously, the youtube income isn't going to make me rich, it'll hardly provide a living wage, but it's always a start. It takes years to just get it up and running with any decent amount of views. Well, at least for most normal people anyway. When I started editing my test videos here, I felt a feeling I haven't had in years, and that was excitement, it was a feeling of actually enjoying one's work. Hard to explain.

I mean just imagine fellas, I'll be in Thailand mainly to fuck the babes, but also to capture footage. On youtube they say, all it takes is one. I'm not saying it's going to be easy, but I'm a dead man anyway. I'm super old, I'm alone, practically no family left. None that cares anyway, no friends, a dead end job, I got nothing else left to lose. This is it folks, it's do or die, and honestly since I'd rather die, why not just do?

If Squid Game were real, and I was in it, I'd be one of the contestants that votes to return, cause my real life is just as horrifying as the squid game, but at least in the squid game you have one chance in 456 to change your life. In actual real life, our odds of succeeding are basically zero. Think about it fellas. Life is truly terrible. UNLESS you're in Thailand! Then it all starts to make sense and you can experience joy again.

I bet you fellas here bitching and moaning all the time are just trolling us, you know it's awesome, you fucking love it in Thailand, you're just trying to keep every other farang away. Ain't working dudes. Hell or high water, I'm gettin my ass back to Thailand! I'm going to taste paradise again if it's the last motherfucking goddamn thing I do!

[UglyAzzMan]

Booty buddy with the Boof that goes to Boofies. Buys 40 drinks for a Boofette. Becomes a social media sensation overnight with that Nike shirt and black church shoes. Then has balls to talk trash online as if nobody knows. Trust me. Pattaya is small. We know. LOL.

I think you got the two Clowns mixed up. I meant the other one.

[UglyAzzMan]

What kind of clown writes this and calls it a trip report.

A trip report consists of informing your fellow International Tricks about where your hired your prostitute, how much you paid your prostitute and the services you provided your prostitute.

I have the flow that allows me to create a stack I can then use to Ball out where ever I choose too. Including a Top Tier Agogo on walking street. Yep, I can get up in that *****. Can you?

LOL!

La-la Land is a See 6 bar. Stop the Foolishness Sir. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

You have a lot of time on your hands to be going back and checking commenter's comments, quoting them and writing paragraphs on each one LOL. Shows what a pathetic, empty life you live.

You act like a baller, yet you live in a third world country because that's all you can afford.

You live in Pattaya in particular for mongering because your fragile, low self esteem ego needs the constant female validation.

And if you don't like this rhyme, then bring your big bad ass to California cause we ain't hard to find.

How you like me now? LOL.

He is, as my British friends would say, a cowardly see*nt. He won't meet anybody, anywhere, hes afraid. I used to despise him as just being the classic example of hood trash the US government has given us, now, after reading his recent posts, I feel more sorry for him than anything. He got that victim shit going too, how sad and pathetic he is with his cries of racism and his obsessive fixation on his bold Big Black Dick and his stack and his flow and his page long lectures and diatribes from 3 different countries.

O well, he can't help himself.

[Allover]

You have a lot of time on your hands to be going back and checking commenter's comments, quoting them and writing paragraphs on each one LOL. Shows what a pathetic, empty life you live.

You act like a baller, yet you live in a third world country because that's all you can afford.

You live in Pattaya in particular for mongering because your fragile, low self esteem ego needs the constant female validation.

And if you don't like this rhyme, then bring your big bad ass to California cause we ain't hard to find.

How you like me now? LOL.

Stub's always bragging about his money, his dick size, his investments, going hard in the paint, etc. He thinks that's normal and maybe it is in his hood of origin. You just know he's a punk that's all talk. And now he is posting in forums in countries he has never visited. The biggest stack he has is the stack of unpaid bills from Richmond and the DR which forced him to flee to Thailand.

[SubCmdr]

I gather that you are referring to a Gentleman's Club that happens to be in Thailand, not worth further inquiry.

Once again you would be making an assumption. Because that is what you are. A dumb mother fucker that makes assumptions that you know everything this is to know about Thailand. You dont!

Okay, you won't answer my question about your definition of a "Thai Club.

I answered your question by offering to take you to one. If you are so knowledgable why don't you know what a Thai Club is?

My definition of a comes from actual Thai people who take me there. Not from some old, ugly, fat, Farang such as yourself who thinks you know everything about everything. Who isn't even in Thailand to challenge me on the issue in the first place.

Just like your boy Caliguy33 talking shit to me from half a world away. He is in lovely California where life is so go he flys half way around the world to get pussy in Thailand. On the world stage, if you got money to live in California. You got money to live in a lot better places in this world than California. The home of communism in the United Staes of America.

[SubCmdr]

Im sorry, but business discussions about real estate in Pattaya are boring, especially if they are theoretical. I bought a condo to live in and to store my stuff when I travel. I used to rent before, and put my stuff in storage when I traveled, which was no fun.

Well that is a mother fucking expensive storage unit. But to each their own! Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

No need to be sorry. It is boring to read about individuals who eat the cum out of the pussies of their girls with husband and boyfriends because they allow them to sit on their face after their husbands and boyfriends have splooged un in them right before they came over to see them.

I have run into Dees before, and if you let them sit on your face, your teeth will hurt for weeks from their jamming their pubic bone into your face.

Real men put in work with their dick (no matter what color or how small it is) until a girl involuntarily gives up the orgasm (real not faked by observing the physiological changes that occur) from the raw penetrative skill that you possess.

So I don't work any more.

Interesting. I emancipated myself from being a wage slave on the corporate / government plantations in the United States of America when I was 38 years old. I don't work anymore either. But I like to ball out in the club. You like to fly prostitutes around the world. I like to buy a bottle in the club and party with them.

Do you fly private jet my brother or just first class? LOL!

Or worry about buying condos to rent.

It is something I do in order to invest my money productively. You do know that the USD is not worth shit and that cash is trash. There is only one person posting up in here about getting free pussy and when he is not get free pussy (for whatever reason) he is hiring 7-11 girls to do long time for 1200 THB.

Investing is not something I worry about. I just happened to mention it because I don't know a single International Trick that does not need flow in order to stack for their International tricking activities.

If anyone is wondering what happened to SubCmdr, I suspect the recent 10 day drop in the stock market has his attention.

No more 35,000 baht bar tabs for a while.

*If* a recession is coming, it will hit after the end of High Season, when most ex-pats living off pensions are in Pattaya.

For an individual who has a flow to create his own stack, you worry a lot about the ability of others to earn money. Is the post you made above talking about the activities I use to create the stack that I spend up in the club the type you find interesting?

Or worry about buying condos to rent.

You do realize that I am not worried about it. I know what I am doing so I am good. It is actually your other friends posting up in here about International Tricking that are worried about it.

Everybody is telling you not to buy a condo but you are too full of yourself to listen.

This is a guy that could actually use some of your sound knowledge of how to build a business and my investing advice.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Cause he ain't got enough money to hire the prostitutes that he wants. Reference is made to the pictures in this post. :

Looks like my record has been blown to smithereens. This was some Koreans at Mod bar. Some of you old timers will be having a heart attack after seeing this. Now there is no need to wonder why many Soi 6 girls avoid white farang like the plague.

Understand guys? Soi 6 is becoming the 2nd walking street. So guys, either compete or stop crying. Times are changing. There are plenty of other Sois in Pattaya. If you cant step into the ring with the big boys, choose a different playground. Simple. Dont waste time complaining about it. Pattaya has got something for everyone.

In other words, learn how to create a flow so you can stack it if you want to compete with the Koreans. Otherwise, buy a bottle, invite a girl to your room and give her 4000 THB for short time (I remember him posting that is what he paid) to drink with you and then sit on your face (cum eating is optional).

Ballin like a Gent Club Pro!

[SubCmdr]

Actually I don't have a lot of time on my hands. My hobby is not pussy. I spend very little time on pussy. So, while I am watching my green and red candles form on my screen I can write these posts.

So I am poor. Why I am not working and you are still toiling away on the corporate / government plantations in the United States of America?

I've structured my life so that I don't have to fly half way around the world to get some pussy. If the pussy so good in Cali why come to Pattaya?

Answer that CaliGuy33?

You have a lot of time on your hands to be going back and checking commenter's comments, quoting them and writing paragraphs on each one LOL. Shows what a pathetic, empty life you live.

You act like a baller, yet you live in a third world country because that's all you can afford.

You live in Pattaya in particular for mongering because your fragile, low self esteem ego needs the constant female validation.

And if you don't like this rhyme, then bring your big bad ass to California cause we ain't hard to find.

How you like me now? LOL.

I like you just fine. You just an another one of those dumb ass, old, ugly, fat Farangs that dress poorly. You are beating you dick while talking shit through you keyboard to those that don't have to bother to do that cause they have more Thai Girls that want to get on their dick than they have time, energy or money to service. I have one coming over as I am writing this post. No Lady Drinks.

Balling? Not an act! Join me in Heaven Above. They have soft drinks. LOL!

[CaliGuy33]

Posting Mexico and Thailand minutes from each other

In one post he shows he does not know shit about Tijuana. Of course Zona Rio is different from Zona Norte. If you actually knew something about the area (maybe visit every once and a while) you might not be asking such dumb ass questions.

He is posting here in Thailand Rants and talking shit because apparently he cannot get any pussy in Cali and so needs to spend his time banging on his keyboard. What up? You just felt need to call me out on something Caliguy33 and be like the rest of these dumb ass mother fucks by throwing up some weak ass shit for me to reject. I need to put some more blocks up on the stat sheet so they can us them in the DAIT highlight reel. ! Cause I go hard in the mother fucking paint ya trick!

I have no axe to grind with you personally. Instead of just being a spectator you wish to wade in with your male bovine excrement (Explorer Style) because you are beating off between getting your dick sucked in Zona Norte and making you annual trip to Thailand from Cali.

Remember mother fucker that I have no enemies. Never have any. Doubt if I will ever have any. Enemies exist in the real world. And not a single person (including yourself) who talks shit exists in MY REAL WORLD..

You have a lot of time on your hands to be going back and checking commenter's comments, quoting them and writing paragraphs on each one LOL. Shows what a pathetic, empty life you live.

You act like a baller, yet you live in a third world country because that's all you can afford.

You live in Pattaya in particular for mongering because your fragile, low self esteem ego needs the constant female validation.

And if you don't like this rhyme, then bring your big bad ass to California cause we ain't hard to find.

How you like me now? LOL.

[ElMexicant]

What kind of Clown goes to Windmill to make it RAIN. Hahaha.

Oh HIM. Hahaha.

Booty buddy with the Boof that goes to Boofies. Buys 40 drinks for a Boofette. Becomes a social media sensation overnight with that Nike shirt and black church shoes. Then has balls to talk trash online as if nobody knows. Trust me. Pattaya is small. We know. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

What kind of clown writes this and calls it a trip report.

Lala Land. Fresh off the Farm small dark skin girl. Nice Tiddies. Kind of to my liking but not quite there. Rich Korean s took her. I get the girls like drinks but to get full salary don't they have to Boom Boom a few times every 10 day contract.

A trip report consists of informing your fellow International Tricks about where your hired your prostitute, how much you paid your prostitute and the services you provided your prostitute.

I have the flow that allows me to create a stack I can then use to Ball out where ever I choose too. Including a Top Tier Agogo on walking street. Yep, I can get up in that *****. Can you?

LOL!

[UglyAzzMan]

Not necessarily so, I don't remember a lot anymore but I will always remember what a "Massause" said to me many years ago after so-so sex when I asked for my massage. She informed me that she was there to fuck not massage. True story.

Two Spectrums.

The old ugly heavyset girls who pick their noses while waiting for customers are there mostly for massage. Hahaha.

Then Subway Soi Buakhao there is a massage shop manned by Pretty girls. I doubt they will be Happy with 200 baht tip after oil massage.

Sex 2,000 baht vs 200 for just massage.

Think people think.

[UglyAzzMan]

Actually I don't drink, nor do I sit in bars or clubs, I just don't enjoy it. I have better things to do than to sit around at a bar like most losers playing Connect 4 or pool and sitting there looking around at nothing like a dumb ass. I cut to the chase for ST on Soi 6 and other establishments. To each their own. I don't need to go to a club and make it rain so I can feel cool somehow. I'm a wham, bam, thank you mam kind of Cali Guy.

What kind of Clown goes to Windmill to make it RAIN. Hahaha.

Oh HIM. Hahaha.