Melbourne

[MrWombat]

Yep, I haven't gone back in a while because of this reason, you will never get your 30 minutes worth these days at this place. If you come in all excited and finish under 10 minutes, that's it, they'll get dressed before you do and out the door waiting for you to finished getting dressed, then they'll come back sending you off.

Yes! That's exactly what they have been doing, never used to be that way. One the other week who is popular didn't even bother coming back to see me off that was a first she normally does. They must have come up with this plan amongst themselves. I felt a bit pissed off seeing the amount of $$ I've spent in that place. And they get dressed straight away now after you cum.

There probably trying to get 3 or more sessions to the hour?

[Engine Driver]

Went to this place after a 15-year gap. Nicely renovated and the guys on reception were very friendly. Eight Asian girls were on duty and all were okay. When I asked if they kissed, manager said only two girls did. WTF? There is a base price of $140 for 30 minutes, but then everything else is an extra $50. So if you want kissing, DATY and BBBJ, that's an extra $150 on top of the base $140. Gets very expensive very quickly. I chose a pretty Korean girl and paid her extra $100 for kissing and DATY. She really ripped me off as kissing was only LFK and DATY was for like two-seconds before she complained. It was a real mood killer and I was glad to be out of there. I think this place mainly caters to Asian simp customers as it's a total rip off. Young Asian boys who can't get a root but have plenty of dad's money. AVOID. Total fkn ripoff.

[DanTheMan]

Attended this place today as I had things to do over this side of town. I was actually looking for a normal massage, but all the legit places were booked out.

Was seen by a mid 20's Thai girl. She wasn't too bad on the eye.

Anyway, massage was alright, tug was fantastic.

$55 for the massage, $50 for the tug.

[TheLonePunter]

Getting a bit annoyed with some of the girls at Spring st, its those dam security monitors there constantly looking at it for a new walk inn customer and as soon as you have cum there off like a dog shot in the ass even thou there's still time left on the booking.

Giving that shop a rest now!

Grrrrr Grrrrrr Grrrrrr!

Yep, I haven't gone back in a while because of this reason, you will never get your 30 minutes worth these days at this place. If you come in all excited and finish under 10 minutes, that's it, they'll get dressed before you do and out the door waiting for you to finished getting dressed, then they'll come back sending you off.

[MrWombat]

Getting a bit annoyed with some of the girls at Spring st, its those dam security monitors there constantly looking at it for a new walk inn customer and as soon as you have cum there off like a dog shot in the ass even thou there's still time left on the booking.

Giving that shop a rest now!

Grrrrr Grrrrrr Grrrrrr!

[Engine Driver]

The British version of a mugs game; Something that only a foolish person would do. The Aussie version: Go on mate give it a go, Don't be a mug. Anyway, I was at Lily's in Malvin recently and that day she had three girls. I picked the tall nerdy looking girl with large thick Coke bottle glasses and forward teeth. Some how the nerdy girls appeal to me. Anyway, I go face-down and before we start, she pre-warns me her massage is not good and welcomes me to change for another girl. Her nerdy look and talk were a turn on and said let's go! She was good with conversation and up-front said 100 $ for NHJ and twitched my perineum and made me jump. I asked while she was on top for a quick-lick NOT the front but the back hole and told $50 extra and said no! The NHJ was rushed and felt like a mug for over-paying and told to pay extra for a lick. Q; As an experienced punter, was I a mug for giving it a go?

Happy hunting and punting, Lotus.

Yes you are indeed a mug. But we have no choice in this shit town where everything is double what it is in Sydney. I too was a mug last week. I saw a lovely Filipina at a massage shop in Dandenong North. I was so horny that I too agreed for a $100 NHJ! Massage was $85 so all up it was $185. She was pretty she slim and let me touch her pussy and asshole, but strictly no licking of the goods. There was another girl there who offers FS for and extra $250!! Guys that pay that are bigger mugs than us.

[RnTug]

Hey guys, want to try out some cheap Preston locations. I've heard of an older Korean lady Anna with the uneven bolt ONS and back scars that works here? Apparently has a really good touch. I was waiting here then the mamasan showed me to Anna who looked kinda small and youngish, didn't seem like the one. The mamasan always seems pissed and keeps telling me to go to High street, neither of these shops seem to have a mobile number. I'll drop a quick report if I get to see if she's good. Thanks in advance.

The Anna who works at 621 now is not the older popular Anna with the big bolt ONS she is no longer there.

[MrWombat]

Hey guys, want to try out some cheap Preston locations. I've heard of an older Korean lady Anna with the uneven bolt ONS and back scars that works here? Apparently has a really good touch. I was waiting here then the mamasan showed me to Anna who looked kinda small and youngish, didn't seem like the one. The mamasan always seems pissed and keeps telling me to go to High street, neither of these shops seem to have a mobile number. I'll drop a quick report if I get to see if she's good. Thanks in advance.

That didn't sound like her.

But yes older Anna still works there only a couple of days but not sure which and she did used to work at High st. Sorry I don't know which days she works.

[Genuine Lotus]

The British version of a mugs game; Something that only a foolish person would do. The Aussie version: Go on mate give it a go, Don't be a mug. Anyway, I was at Lily's in Malvin recently and that day she had three girls. I picked the tall nerdy looking girl with large thick Coke bottle glasses and forward teeth. Some how the nerdy girls appeal to me. Anyway, I go face-down and before we start, she pre-warns me her massage is not good and welcomes me to change for another girl. Her nerdy look and talk were a turn on and said let's go! She was good with conversation and up-front said 100 $ for NHJ and twitched my perineum and made me jump. I asked while she was on top for a quick-lick NOT the front but the back hole and told $50 extra and said no! The NHJ was rushed and felt like a mug for over-paying and told to pay extra for a lick. Q; As an experienced punter, was I a mug for giving it a go?

Happy hunting and punting, Lotus.

[TheLonePunter]

Hey guys, want to try out some cheap Preston locations. I've heard of an older Korean lady Anna with the uneven bolt ONS and back scars that works here? Apparently has a really good touch. I was waiting here then the mamasan showed me to Anna who looked kinda small and youngish, didn't seem like the one. The mamasan always seems pissed and keeps telling me to go to High street, neither of these shops seem to have a mobile number. I'll drop a quick report if I get to see if she's good. Thanks in advance.

My usual playground is at Reservoir on Spring St across from the train station, this place, the price is still $100 FS, for this price, you won't get any massage if your going for FS. From my experience, once your done, that's it, you get dressed and leave, depending on the girl, you might get lucky and get a below average massage afterwards. Just remember, the business model for these places is try to get you over the line as quick as possible and then onto the next, time is money for them, the boss pushes this type of practice onto the the girls. The more clients they can pump out within the hour the better for them, the girls do get a little grumpy sometimes if you just want the 30 minute, nude massage and a handy, as it's more work / effort for them. So just keep that in mind.

Anyways, a couple of months ago, I visited 621, back in the day I remember this place was pretty good, it's a bit further out from me, since I have been going to Reservoir, I never returned to 621. I thought I pay the place a visit since I was in the area. I can't remember her name, but I got a older Vietnamese lady with bolt-ONS, the FS sessions was ok, felt very mechanical and very rushed, but what happened afterwards was, lets say a bit strange. She got out her phone and started saying something in google translate in Vietnamese, what was translated was something that was broken English, I remember it said something about her niece coming over from Vietnam, she is from a poor family, then show me a picture of her, if it was her or not was another story. Then said she is a young and sexy girl and does a very special service and if I can help her out and then asks me for my mobile number which I declined, but kept forcing her phone onto me to enter my number, I nicely declined again, got dressed and left. On the drive home, I was trying to process what just happened as it was very bazaar.

[IRegisteredm8]

Hey guys, want to try out some cheap Preston locations. I've heard of an older Korean lady Anna with the uneven bolt ONS and back scars that works here? Apparently has a really good touch. I was waiting here then the mamasan showed me to Anna who looked kinda small and youngish, didn't seem like the one. The mamasan always seems pissed and keeps telling me to go to High street, neither of these shops seem to have a mobile number. I'll drop a quick report if I get to see if she's good. Thanks in advance.

[MrWombat]

Seriously fed up with the attitude and quality of massage shops. Did North Road Ormond. Started at Shell and did a street call up. Incredible, twelve shops on one precinct side. Same story, doors locked with one girl working, others, two girls working all 100-150 NHJ + massage. That ain't cheap! I'm Gen 2 boomer (55-64) we made money when Alan Bond ruled. You want a million dollars / here! Gen 2 boomers represent the highest demographic for disposable cash and patrons of AMP. But we are also careful how we throw it around 180-230 $ for a NHJ is a shit load money. Got to the last shop Aura Wellness renowned strictly massage only. Came to the realisation; just give me a proper underpants-off massage nothing else and negotiated from 85 to 80 cash. The younger Thai girl would not do the underpants off deal so the boss lady Angella came in. Underpants off with loose cloth over but the massage and chat was so good that she did an extra 15 minutes at no extra cost. WIR Yes!

Happy hunting and punting, Lotus.

I found a great massage the other night at a RnT but I think she s fine with just doing the massage as well, I think she s the owner?

No oil, used the elbows and hands very firm over a towel on my sore aching body. Was like a remedial massage fixed my aching back & hip. $50/30 minutes.

111 High st Preston name was Lucy. Vietnamese. Has rear entrance. Ahn at Lucy's Spa in Heidelberg is good works weekdays at the Watsonia shop and one day on the weekend at Heidelberg.

[Supmam]

LOL 70 plus? Asian women can age well. Most women still look good in their 40's from the waist up. My three regs at 678 are in the 40 50 age range and definitely waist up look awesome. Yes a few more wrinkles and body not tight but no cellulite and not fat either. Also tend to be wilder and less precious than 20 something who think they are gods gift. Disclosure is I'm also 50 and whilst I love to look at 20's something in porn and on the tram I'm not too interested in booking them.

From memory ss massage is where BBFS lulu went after 668 warrigal Road chadstone. Not sure if she's still there. Never had the pleasure but she might be 60 plus. Also fucked yoko a few years ago and she'd have been 60 judging by the police reports.

Jessica sounds intriguing but I'd have to check her out facially first. As long as she's not a circus freak I'm probably OK with that age.

If you like that age-range and above, try SS Massage in Coventry Street SM, there, they start at 70 and above. Jessica is at least 60 plus but all hungry for love; make sure you get the large room facing the road. I believe its still 70 HR + 70.

Happy hunting and punting, Lotus.

[Genuine Lotus]

This place is my go to on gym fridays because they always have some attractive milfs in the 40 to 50 range, who really know how to DFK, BBBJ and CIM. Messaged one of the ladies here and she took ages to reply. Meanwhile as I've had some winning random sessions here too over the years just rocked up.
Rang the bell door opened very slowly. Reason why was obvious, reckon shrek had a better face. Small dumpy overweight and facial hair. I asked for all three of my regs and was told other girl busy only me. I could not get out of there fast enough and my sex urges retreated to the deepest parts of my brain. Reckon all my sperm died and my testosterone level crashed when she opened the door.
My reg messaged me saying she wasn't working after I left. Really unsure now whether I bother goinv when my reg says she's not on, but post gym testosterone needs to be sucked and fucked out of me and I've had some brilliant fun with random milfs here.

If you like that age-range and above, try SS Massage in Coventry Street SM, there, they start at 70 and above. Jessica is at least 60 plus but all hungry for love; make sure you get the large room facing the road. I believe its still 70 HR + 70.

Happy hunting and punting, Lotus.

[Supmam]

This place is my go to on gym fridays because they always have some attractive milfs in the 40 to 50 range, who really know how to DFK, BBBJ and CIM. Messaged one of the ladies here and she took ages to reply. Meanwhile as I've had some winning random sessions here too over the years just rocked up.

Rang the bell door opened very slowly. Reason why was obvious, reckon shrek had a better face. Small dumpy overweight and facial hair. I asked for all three of my regs and was told other girl busy only me. I could not get out of there fast enough and my sex urges retreated to the deepest parts of my brain. Reckon all my sperm died and my testosterone level crashed when she opened the door.

My reg messaged me saying she wasn't working after I left. Really unsure now whether I bother goinv when my reg says she's not on, but post gym testosterone needs to be sucked and fucked out of me and I've had some brilliant fun with random milfs here.