Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above

I've been there 3 or 4 times during my last visit in Pattaya and couldn't see a single good looking woman I would want to spend money on in that place,
Been there once around midnight 3 months ago and didn't see anything you described.

Play Girlz

To me it looked like a low level gogo place, nothing high class at all. They've got the same tactic of trying to sell tequilas to every customers, the girls were not good looking and the show was very uninteresting. Didn't feel the need to check the place a second time, that's how bad it was.

Where are your reviews of the places where YOU think the girls are attractive? Please give prices for bar fines and social sexual services. I personally would appreciate it.

[HSendatsu]

Just count the bars on the map. It looks quite accurate to me.
Don't forget that Soi 6 is about 300 to 400 meters long, and there are many small bars. And there are even some other businesses, like barbers, a weed shop, and a pharmacy.

I can see 81 bars in Soi 6.

You can count them up from this place: https://arc.net/e/E9A49AFB-5C41-4B14-BB0F-2368762E0A9E

[Paolo99]

Just count the bars on the map. It looks quite accurate to me.
Don't forget that Soi 6 is about 300 to 400 meters long, and there are many small bars. And there are even some other businesses, like barbers, a weed shop, and a pharmacy.

Exactly, I could count at least 75 just from memory, and I probably forgot a few too.

Some of the bars are still closed too, like Envy or The Pussy bar, and there are still places available in the soi.

Another thing is the bigger bars are slowly being divided in multiple bars too, so the soi has easily 80 operating bars.

[Paolo99]

The place seems to be filled with clients every time I passed by. In fact, every time I have tried to go in, there was no place to sit. That must say something. Either other punters don't have the same taste in ladies as you do, or they don't post all the lady's photos on their social media or advertising.

It's not hard to understand why the place is packed. I highly doubt the customers going in that place are going there to barfine the women.

First of all, the women are of very low quality, mid thirty and up for almost all of them, a mix of unattractive fat and or old women like the ones we see all over Buakhao.

Secondly, the crowd going there is probably 90% old expats living on the cheap side around Buakhao, and maybe 10% of frequent visitors in Thailand who probably know better places to go and get a woman to fuck.

I've been there 3 or 4 times during my last visit in Pattaya and couldn't see a single good looking woman I would want to spend money on in that place, except maybe one slim girl covered with tattoos upstairs in their small VIP room. She is probably the one they put all over their facebook page, but she's got nothing special, and price of everything is more expensive upstairs than downstairs (customer's drink, ladydrink and barfine are more expensive), and the room is very small too, so just a few customers in and the place is already packed, and the girl is already taken of course.

The only reason that makes the place attractive is because it's free hassle and price of drinks are cheap. You can go there, enjoy the ambiance in a fresh and clean place, watching some women dancing in their bikinis (a few topless) in front of you, while your sipping your 95 baht cold Heineken and nobody come bothering you, no staff coming every 10 minutes to check your bill and look how long you've been sitting there. Conclusion, you can get a cold drink for one hour and spend only 100 baht, that's the primary reason people are going there.

About that whole Soi in general. I neglected to mention Play Girlz as one of my regular places. I have a VIP card there that gets me 20% off all purchases. I love this place because it has that go go bar exterior on the outside, but when you get in there, it's really a high class gents club. Most of the ladies are hot. I also like the shows they put on. Reminds me of the old Angel witch in nana plaza in Bangkok.

Been there once around midnight 3 months ago and didn't see anything you described.

To me it looked like a low level gogo place, nothing high class at all. They've got the same tactic of trying to sell tequilas to every customers, the girls were not good looking and the show was very uninteresting. Didn't feel the need to check the place a second time, that's how bad it was.

[Mogwai]

I can't see 78 doors in that kind of sois. 78 bars would mean 78 doors and at least 78 units.

Just count the bars on the map. It looks quite accurate to me.
Don't forget that Soi 6 is about 300 to 400 meters long, and there are many small bars. And there are even some other businesses, like barbers, a weed shop, and a pharmacy.

[BionicMan]

Eh, soi 6 has 30 bars? In 2022 there were 78, and I think it hasn't changed much since then.
https://www.mikebaird-amusingthaicartoons.com/pattaya-maps-2023

And Soi Bukhao is very long, with many bars. Although 1000 is obviously an exaggaration.

I can't see 78 doors in that kind of sois. 78 bars would mean 78 doors and at least 78 units.

1000 bars in buakhow? I have not done the math, but I bet the whole stretch of road is appr 2 km, being generous. That means a bar every 5 meters.

Whoever has been there knows there is plenty of other businesses in that road.

[EverythingThai]

You can scrap Heaven Above from your to do list. It's terrible. The quality there is comparable to the pictures of Club Excite that Ass Addict posted recently.

I have the same experience with TF in BKK: too much headache. But the massage joints at Sukhumvit Soi 24 are a good alternative.

I have heard some good things about Heaven Above and seen some photos of some of the ladies. There are in my opinion 3 nice ones there. About the service, I have heard it is very comparable to Club Fate which makes me very interested to try it. The girls will pretty much do anything from what I understand. The place seems to be filled with clients every time I passed by. In fact, every time I have tried to go in, there was no place to sit. That must say something. Either other punters don't have the same taste in ladies as you do, or they don't post all the lady's photos on their social media or advertising. Have you been there before? If so I'm really interested in a more specific review from you. That would help me a lot. Thanks in advance.

About that whole Soi in general. I neglected to mention Play Girlz as one of my regular places. I have a VIP card there that gets me 20% off all purchases. I love this place because it has that go go bar exterior on the outside, but when you get in there, it's really a high class gents club. Most of the ladies are hot. I also like the shows they put on. Reminds me of the old Angel witch in nana plaza in Bangkok.

Then opposite there is Cat House. A beautiful club inside with some nice girls, but the place seems to be cursed. Any business in there can't seem to survive. Carlos from Play Girlz may or may not have something to do with that. It's a theory of mine that I have yet to be able to prove or disprove.

Then around the corner and left from Soi Boomarang on the back side is wild 69 bar. They stream a lot online and employ a lot of Laos and Cambodian girls there. Most are known for their no holds barred encounters.

[Mogwai]

This is my 2 cents Goats. Pattaya is a great place to visit, but the hunt is becoming less and less attractive to me. Now I have my spots like Maggie Mays, club fate, XS and Pin Up just to name a few. That's all I need. I'm not one to try new places in Patts anymore. Heaven Above is on my to do list though. About TF in Patts, it's just too easy. Log in, choose a girl, invite her over and that's it. BKK is too much headache.

You can scrap Heaven Above from your to do list. It's terrible. The quality there is comparable to the pictures of Club Excite that Ass Addict posted recently.

I have the same experience with TF in BKK: too much headache. But the massage joints at Sukhumvit Soi 24 are a good alternative.

[Mogwai]

Eh? Soi 6 has 100 bars? No it has not maximum 30 of them. And soi bukhao dos not have 1000 bars. How are you counting? Or were you smashed drunk your whole time in Pattaya?

Eh, soi 6 has 30 bars? In 2022 there were 78, and I think it hasn't changed much since then.
https://www.mikebaird-amusingthaicartoons.com/pattaya-maps-2023

And Soi Bukhao is very long, with many bars. Although 1000 is obviously an exaggaration.

[MohdirFan82]

Not trying to argue with you seems you are keyboard warrior. There are tons of ugly girls, but there are gems to be find here and there. Unlike Bangkok, its little hard to find them.

Eh? Soi 6 has 100 bars? No ithas not maximum 30 of them. And soi bukhao dos not have 1000 bars. How are you counting? Or were you smashed drunk your whole time in Pattaya?

Back before 2019 there was 8+ on soi 6 that accepted 1000 baht. Just like there are those girls now around thailand that accept that price for local men.

Inflation in Thailand has not been +100%.

Quality in Pattaya is generell lower than it used to be. Yes you can look and find but what you see in some bars is bad. Older and fatter women. No way those bars would have started out one time in history with that staff. The reason it is still carrying on is because the whole infrastructure is in place form older times.

[KrumeLurer]

All of you complaining about quality in Pattaya, did you ask yourself?

Did I put work into it?

Soi 6 has 100 bars, I found several stunners, yes I pay high for better quality and what I like.

Soi Bukhao had more then 1000 bars, have you looked?

I seen stunners, but you got to walk, you can't just sit in hotel and assume quality is bad.

Yes prices have went up but 8+ stunners were charge more way back then too.

Did you also check out Thai friendly and Massage palors? I don't think so.

I prefer Pattaya any day. There is famous saying " Pattaya has something for everybody ".

You just need to look a little.

Eh? Soi 6 has 100 bars? No it has not maximum 30 of them. And soi bukhao dos not have 1000 bars. How are you counting? Or were you smashed drunk your whole time in Pattaya?

Back before 2019 there was 8+ on soi 6 that accepted 1000 baht. Just like there are those girls now around thailand that accept that price for local men.

Inflation in Thailand has not been +100%.

Quality in Pattaya is generell lower than it used to be. Yes you can look and find but what you see in some bars is bad. Older and fatter women. No way those bars would have started out one time in history with that staff. The reason it is still carrying on is because the whole infrastructure is in place form older times.

[SubCmdr]

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[Mr Enternational]

And also, I find all the aging dudes who seem to live for the next beer hanging about in their shorts and tank tops to be incredibly depressing.

Those are all tourists though. My girlfriend said she used to see the same thing at the bar across from the place she worked before. Early in the morning guy is drinking beers them goes to his room to sleep. Wake up and go back to the bar to drink more beers then goes back to sleep. She found herself wondering how much beer do these mfs need to drink. Most of the guys that live in Pattaya have shit to do during the day and are not going to be sitting around drinking.

[Goatscrot]

Hey Goats. You make a lot of good points about Pattaya. Let me tell you how I see it. Pattaya is a huge playground for adults. It's like a huge nana or a huge soi cowboy. Therefore, the 7-10's will be spread out all over the place. The gents clubs will have one or two at each. Then there is soi 6. Each bar will have a few but there are just so many bars. Yes they have a lot of pressure to buy drinks and I get that, but about talent, it's is clearly there. Have prices gone up, yes. Times are changing. Then there is walking street. The good go go bars will have groups of stunners, but you will need to spend big. Then there is TF. This is the best way for you in my opinion to find stunners in Pattaya. The prices will be reasonable and drinks are completely out of the equation. My opinion on pats is there is more variety and P4 P is easier to find, cheaper and the action can be dirty as fuck. This means it's easier to get BBFS, easier to find a threesome and easier to walk into a club like Maggie Mays and get in bar action. Am awesome place to visit but not my cup of tea to stay full time. I have been there and done that and now I am 70% in BKK and 30% in Patts.

Now about Bangkok. My favorite part of BKK is the local scene as you put it. Fiw Fans, and T-Ded 99 offer access to in my opinion, a better quality of lady for the same price or less than a ST with a girl in Pattaya from TF. I like white skin so BKK suits me better. Then going to the clubs in BKK or massage or a gents club you will find the girls are just classier. They dress to the 9's and you need to up your game as well. Meaning more money as well. Try going into Levels in flip flops or into a roof top bar in your cargo shorts. Even the girls in Thermae and the soapie massage shops are better looking and classier. In BKK I find myself staying more and more away from the tourist haunts and more and more in the local haunts. If I ever want to go into a go go bar, I normally choose crazy house on the edge of Soi Cowboy on soi 23. Always stunners and they are completely nude on stage. TF in Bangkok was awesome before and during Covid, these days it has just gone down hill in BKK. Over all BKK for a tourist will be more expensive, but for an expat comfortable in the local haunts, you will have a blast.

This is my 2 cents Goats. Pattaya is a great place to visit, but the hunt is becoming less and less attractive to me. Now I have my spots like Maggie Mays, club fate, XS and Pin Up just to name a few. That's all I need. I'm not one to try new places in Patts anymore. Heaven Above is on my to do list though. About TF in Patts, it's just too easy. Log in, choose a girl, invite her over and that's it. BKK is too much headache.

My final thoughts, in the words of Tony Soprano, remember when is the lowest form of conversation. This meaning I dont dwell on the past and what once was. I just adapt if I want to continue to play in the normal farang pool and choose the places where I best fit in. Then I do the same as you and visit the local haunts to experience something much better in my opinion and different. Thanks for your recent posts on Pattaya. They offer a unique perspective from some that can compare the way it once was and what it is now. Do I like the new Patts or the old Patts? For me thats a hard question to answer. I guess it depends on the type of venue I am in. Cheers Mate.

Excellent post. Yeah, I have to agree, the hunt is getting far less attractive as I get older. And I guess that was part of my frustration with Patters.

In fact, I've gotten so complacent I would rather hit the oilies in Asoke Phrom Pong then traipse out to Rachada 17 for Fiwfans gals. And I've found lots of gals in the oilies that are pure filth. I don't engage in BBFS, but everything else I like to be on the table. Love a good three holer and "rimming is not a city in China," and I've found plenty of willing participants. I must say that pre-covid there was a mark to decline in the oilies and I thought the pandemic would kill them off, but they've made a roaring comeback, but we have the impending closure of the ones on 24/1 in the not too distant future due to the sale of the property, and we shall have to see how that affects the scene. I know many shops have already opened second locations or are currently scouting. 22,33, 18, and 20 seem to be the locations of choice.

[EverythingThai]

I walked over 25 k steps, so yes I put in the work. My friend, Pattaya is a shadow of what it was 20 years ago when it comes to p4 p. Soi 6 was one of my favorite places on the planet before the nightwish group bought all the bars and turned them from closed quiet brothels to loud open beer bars. You could basically hear a pin drop when you walk down the street 15 years ago. It was fantastic. Now it's simply loud and obnoxious. And as I said in my report sitting and buying drinks was completely optional back then. You could just point at the gal you wanted and head upstairs.

If you read my report you will find that I checked the G clubs and the massage parlors along Soi Honey and other places. LK Metro's talent was sorely lacking. And no, stunners were exactly the same price as all the other gals were back in the day.

I do plenty of online in BKK, but Fiwfans not TF. The locals' pond is overall much more desirable to fish in.

Aside from the preponderance of good inexpensive Western food, which is great, Patters doesn't really offer much for me. My favorite time to go back in the day was low season, and as I said you could shoot a cannon down most of the Sois and not hit anybody. But there was plenty of talent and most of the dudes down there during that time were not tourists, but locals, and the gals knew that and treated us as such. Even then I avoided the place December through Chinese New Year.
I see more good looking girls on the BTS in 15 min everyday and walking around the neighborhood I live in than I did in the entertainment areas in Patters.
And also, I find all the aging dudes who seem to live for the next beer hanging about in their shorts and tank tops to be incredibly depressing.

These days I'll take Bangkok any day.

Hey Goats. You make a lot of good points about Pattaya. Let me tell you how I see it. Pattaya is a huge playground for adults. It's like a huge nana or a huge soi cowboy. Therefore, the 7-10's will be spread out all over the place. The gents clubs will have one or two at each. Then there is soi 6. Each bar will have a few but there are just so many bars. Yes they have a lot of pressure to buy drinks and I get that, but about talent, it's is clearly there. Have prices gone up, yes. Times are changing. Then there is walking street. The good go go bars will have groups of stunners, but you will need to spend big. Then there is TF. This is the best way for you in my opinion to find stunners in Pattaya. The prices will be reasonable and drinks are completely out of the equation. My opinion on pats is there is more variety and P4 P is easier to find, cheaper and the action can be dirty as fuck. This means it's easier to get BBFS, easier to find a threesome and easier to walk into a club like Maggie Mays and get in bar action. Am awesome place to visit but not my cup of tea to stay full time. I have been there and done that and now I am 70% in BKK and 30% in Patts.

Now about Bangkok. My favorite part of BKK is the local scene as you put it. Fiw Fans, and T-Ded 99 offer access to in my opinion, a better quality of lady for the same price or less than a ST with a girl in Pattaya from TF. I like white skin so BKK suits me better. Then going to the clubs in BKK or massage or a gents club you will find the girls are just classier. They dress to the 9's and you need to up your game as well. Meaning more money as well. Try going into Levels in flip flops or into a roof top bar in your cargo shorts. Even the girls in Thermae and the soapie massage shops are better looking and classier. In BKK I find myself staying more and more away from the tourist haunts and more and more in the local haunts. If I ever want to go into a go go bar, I normally choose crazy house on the edge of Soi Cowboy on soi 23. Always stunners and they are completely nude on stage. TF in Bangkok was awesome before and during Covid, these days it has just gone down hill in BKK. Over all BKK for a tourist will be more expensive, but for an expat comfortable in the local haunts, you will have a blast.

This is my 2 cents Goats. Pattaya is a great place to visit, but the hunt is becoming less and less attractive to me. Now I have my spots like Maggie Mays, club fate, XS and Pin Up just to name a few. That's all I need. I'm not one to try new places in Patts anymore. Heaven Above is on my to do list though. About TF in Patts, it's just too easy. Log in, choose a girl, invite her over and that's it. BKK is too much headache.

My final thoughts, in the words of Tony Soprano, remember when is the lowest form of conversation. This meaning I dont dwell on the past and what once was. I just adapt if I want to continue to play in the normal farang pool and choose the places where I best fit in. Then I do the same as you and visit the local haunts to experience something much better in my opinion and different. Thanks for your recent posts on Pattaya. They offer a unique perspective from some that can compare the way it once was and what it is now. Do I like the new Patts or the old Patts? For me thats a hard question to answer. I guess it depends on the type of venue I am in. Cheers Mate.