Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

**Explorer8939** · 03-15-25 01:36

My observations of Gentlemens' Clubs that are off the beaten path, ie not accessible to tourists. These are not impacted by High Season or Low Season, since the clientele are expats.

It's sometimes not easy to have any fun in these places because the ladies often have regular customers. So you can walk in during the early afternoon, and every lady has a customer. Because the same customers come a lot, and each goes with "his" bargirl.

Why is that? You have to ask why a Farang living in the Darkside would be going to a bar almost every day. That's because he hooked up with an older Thai lady, settled down in Thailand, and then she informed him that she's too old for sex, and doesn't really talk to him any more. So he hits the bar, finding a lady to serve as his "bargirl friend". No problem with that, except it makes it difficult for new customers to find a lady sometimes.

The closer the bar to tourist areas, the less this is a problem.

**SubCmdr** · 03-09-25 06:13

Back when Pattaya Reports meant something. Thanks brother for your excellent reporting!

Originally Posted by IbnButtita [View Original Post]

My goal for this trip was to try out the Gentleman's Club scene, which did not figure into my last visit a decade ago, and in fact which I had not heard of until I watched some YouTube videos preparing for this visit. With a Koh Larn excursion and the Saturday night-Sunday alcohol ban, it took a couple of days for me to dive in.

I dove in deep, into Camel Toe on Monday afternoon. It can only be described as the ultimate old school roadhouse, something like a trucker bar. At first glance things seemed pretty tame, with only a handful of girls present, but when I eventually noticed a topless girl playing pool I knew I was in the right place.

Sitting back in a barstool on a high table at the back of the bar, soon Nan approached me, a cute, thick-bodied girl, and a lady drink opened the door for some French kissing and feeling the boobs she released from her shirt. While I did that I made eye contact with another girl playing pool, taller, cuter, and a bit thicker than Nan. She came over and Nan told me this was her sister plausible, but maybe she was just a cousin..

**SubCmdr** · 03-03-25 19:09

Kitten Club

Ive written about this place before. Never fails to please

Out running errands early. My Big Black Dick got hard. Decided I wanted it sucked. It's 1100. Spied a Thai Girl setting up the offerings in front of the spot. Came over to observe. She saw me and made the motion. I said yes. She invited me to come in. Asked if I wanted a drink. I told her no, I was ready to go upstairs. She told me 850 THB. 1000 THB note given. Change received. Grabs the wet wipes. Up the stairs we go.

It should be noted that there was no mamasan. The girls run the place themselves. She took my money and made the transaction. Kinda puts blows of the myths being spread by posters who have never even been to Pataya before about the entertainment scene here

Out shoes come off in the room. My shorts and boxer briefs come off. Towel gets laid down on the bed. I'm on the towel with nice big pillows supporting my back / head. She tell me I'm big (don't hate) I am blushing but she cannot not tell. I ask her really? She says yes. I tell her no one has ever told me that before. I'm just average. She says no you are big. She goes to work. She is sucking my dick and she is sucking my dick good. She is sucking my dick the way a dick is supposed to be sucked. I'm enjoying it. After some time passes. The feelings over take me. I start screaming like a ***** as my balls release my semen into her mouth. She is catcher and she's doesn't let my wild pitch get past her. Dumps my load out of her mouth and into the tissue she had prepared. Continues to work my dick with my hand squeezing all of my load out. Cleans me up real good with the wet wipes and asks if it was OK. OK? ***** you suck and OUTSTANDING dick!! As I get dressed she straightens the room up. We make small talk about where I am from where she is from. I ask her how old she is. She asks me how old she is. Says I don't look it. I tell her the same. Shoes back on and she says goodbye. My balls are no longer hanging down around my ankles and it's time to goto to my favorite Thai Gold store.

The astute observers among us will notice I said nothing about her undressing or dressing. The dick sucking crew here do not take off any of their clothing for a dick suck. If that shit bothers you, then it's not going to be your spot. But if you are in the mood for a no nonsense quality suck of your dick, you really cannot beat it. No dink, dink, dink from the girls and they KNOW why you came to their spot. Not the youngest or most attractive girls, but those who have been reading my posts for more than a minute know that I focus on the deal, the service and I have low standards.

If places where the girls specialize in sucking your dick are on the decrease in Pattaya it is simply because people are still living in the glory days. I am here to tell you that there are so many places left for me to try it has not been a problem for me getting my Big Black Dick sucked.

Holla, I know I did!

**Banana Boi** · 02-23-25 16:17

Originally Posted by SubCmdr [View Original Post]

During my visits to Gentleman's Clubs none of the girls I have spoken to are complaining about a lack of customers now or during high season.

Never even thought about this but since Sub posted it I have to agree with his observation. My main G club since 2015 has been Kinnaree and I can't think of a single girl who has ever said there aren't customers there, any time of the year.

I tend to find G Club girls more laid back than bar, massage, and gogo girls.

**SubCmdr** · 02-23-25 07:16

During my visits to Gentleman's Clubs none of the girls I have spoken to are complaining about a lack of customers now or during high season.

**SubCmdr** · 02-21-25 12:16

I've always thought that Top Tier Agogos did not represent a good value. The charge a premium for Knock Knee Bimbos waking like hos that a particular segment of the fringes who visit Pattaya favor.

Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]

In particular, Gentlemen's Clubs are picking up momentum.

I don't know about that. But I certainly think Gentleman's Club represent the overall best entertainment experience. From the drink prices, the costs for hiring a personal entertainer along with the rooms on-premise. The facilities often include the option to play pool for free, some have pools, The have days where they offer drink specials. Many are run by owners who post up in the spot and interact with the customers.

My current favorites: Heaven Above, Club Fate.

**SubCmdr** · 02-12-25 06:47

Club Sin

Has Towel Tuesday. The entertainment staff runs around the club in wraps and towels.

**SubCmdr** · 02-11-25 19:03

Originally Posted by SouthEaster [View Original Post]

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank. Without looking them all up individually, can you tell me if any of the places you listed are in Jomtien. Coming to visit a mate of mine next month and will be looking for cheap daytime activity to temper the shitload I will probably be spending in the evenings! TIA.

Thank you for your props my brother! Even though I am a newbie I am happy to assist. OG Vets please feel free to add any information but make it recent. The man want to get his dick sucked in the present, not the past.

Although there are at least ten Gentlemans Clubs in Jomtien and Pratamnak, I am not aware of a single one that offers getting your dick sucked as a separately priced service.

It is possible that the girls in Maggie Mays (Jomtien) will do that. I don't know as I have never asked for that service before. But as I visit places in Jomtien and Pratamnak I will start asking. I usually combine an afternoon trip into Central Pattaya with a dick suck, massage then errands so when I am in Jomtien I hit the Gentleman Clubs in order to fuck!

In Jomtien, if I don't want to get on the Baht Bus, I goto a local massage place and get an oil massage. Then if the massage girl offers a hand job, I turn it down and ask her to suck my dick. If I run across any during my adventures (as I have much to explore) I'll let you know.

Gentlemans Club List in Jomtien and Pratamnak

Venom, Cat Flaps, Pussy Galore, Passions, KitCat Lounge Club, Maggie Mays, Nirvana, Pussy Galore, The Camel Toe, Kineree, Cosy Beach (and one more of The Cmdr's Favorites to remain secret).

Ballin Like a Gents Club Pro!

**SouthEaster** · 02-11-25 09:57

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank. Without looking them all up individually, can you tell me if any of the places you listed are in Jomtien. Coming to visit a mate of mine next month and will be looking for cheap daytime activity to temper the shitload I will probably be spending in the evenings! TIA.

**SubCmdr** · 02-09-25 19:06

One of my boys wanted to show him around for his last hurrah before leaving Pattaya for three months. So we hit the circuit. We started at: Cat Flaps. My adventure there was covered in a previous post.

Soi Bong Koch Area

Hit Club Sin and a few others like The Factory. I sum up the area as being a place where the girls are asking too much and presenting too little. Not ready for prime time in my eyes. Not my scene. I will return one more time to confirm my initial findings.

Kings Club

I had no success up in the place. But my boy found a girl to his liking. The girls that walked up and offered their services to me were not offering what I was looking for. But I will return. Because Kings Club has that on again / off again quality to it where it is always showing potential depending upon the girl but not always delivering.

Club Exite

I always have a good time here. Liked my server so I invited her to sit down and have a drink with me. Asked to take her up and she agreed. Got the room. Headed up. Received service as requested.

Pro Tip:: Behind the curtain and the room upstairs is the same price. I always choose the room even if I have to wait.

Cat House

Actually had one customer. Hot girl I picked did not go upstairs. Asked first so no Lady Drink. Other girl that she picked for me quoted me numbers that were too high.

Club Fate

Didn't really spend much time there this visit. Because my boy was ready to eat. Saw one of my regulars but we just greeted each other then I left.

I have no trouble getting my dick sucked in Pattaya I have any number of venues to visit in order to receive that type of dick service. It does not matter to me where I get it sucked. What matters to me is that I can get is sucked as a separately priced service that is less expensive than Full Service. I still have more venues that have a dick suck as a separately priced service to explore.

**SubCmdr** · 02-09-25 18:40

I am interested information on where I can get my Dick sucked as a separately defined and priced service on premises in the venue.

The venues on my list have the following characteristics:

You can get a BBBJ by buying a Lady Drink or for a specific price. 2. You can get your dick sucked on premises either with or without a privacy screen / room. 3. The option for Full Service (for an additional cost) with or without a privacy screen exists on premises.

BJ Bars that I know of

Kittens Bar; Pump Station 1 & 2; 007 Club; Pirates Hostess Club; Carre Blanc; Telephone Bar; Bar de la Poste; Excite Club; King’s Club; King Kong; Click Bar; My Friend You Bar; Lips Lounge; Hunny Lounge

All of the above venues can be found on Google Maps and they have reviews.

I have personally gotten my Dick sucked by spending part of my stack in: Kittens Bar; Excite Club; King’s Club; King Kong; Lips Lounge; .

And in fact I just got my Dick sucked to completion (I. E. BBBJCIM) as a specifically priced service earlier in the day of writing this post. The location of the venue was Club Excite.

Every man has a right to his own opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts * - Bernard M. Baruch.

FULL STOP!

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

**SubCmdr** · 02-09-25 06:50

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

A Whirlwind Business Trip to Pattaya With a Quick Stop at Cat Flaps.

Business in Pattaya usually means a change of scenery from the hustle of Bangkok, and this trip was no different. A last-minute meeting called me down to Pattaya, so made the two-hour dash to get things sorted. Quick meeting and business was wrapped up.

With a little time to spare before heading back, I decided to make a strategic two-hour pit stop at Cat Flaps, one of the more out of the way gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya. Located in Pratamanak. As expected, the place didn't disappoint. A relaxed atmosphere, friendly girls, and just enough mischief to make the brief stay worthwhile.

The setup was simplebought a few drinks and enjoyed the company of two sexy girls. After 2 racks of tequila for each girl, behind the curtain we went. Then the aerobics began. Never realized how strong the tables were LOL. Took real advantage of the space in the big booth. Both ladies performed outstanding. 2500'Baht each and free curtains for me. Woo hoo.

One unexpected highlight. The free beef brisket. A generous perk that many clubs don't offer, and it was surprisingly awesometender, smoky, and packed with flavor. Nothing like a quality bite to go with a cold beer and good company.

Thanks for your review. I agree with your assessment.

I was just in there Bro. Yesterday. Took a girl upstairs. Had an outstanding time. She reneged on the promises she made to me on the couch. But I made it work. Sexy as fuck 35 year old. BBBJ, CFS Doggie, LIA Mish. !Said she orgasmed 4 times and that my Big Black Dick nearly broke her pussy because I fucked so long and hard. That was her own fault because she refused to let me cum in her mouth (as she promised) so I had to pound away at that nasty thing until I blew my sponge in the bag!

Room 400 THB; 1500 THB for the girl; 2 Lady Drinks; 1 Small Cider for me. There are at least two more that I will be returning to enjoy.

One More Thing

Got a free shot from the manager / owner.

Ballin Like Gent's Club Pro!

**Explorer8939** · 02-08-25 12:00

Originally Posted by SubCmdr [View Original Post]

I can name a half dozen venues in Pattaya where you can get your dick sucked for 500 THB. That is BBBJCIM. I know another two where you can get your dick sucked for 800 THB. You can go into a massage place and ask the girl to cut to the chase if all you want is to get your dick sucked. 300 for oil massage. Discuss the rate for getting your dick sucked. 500 - 800 THB. Usually I can do that for 1000 with the quality of the massage differing. You can get girl to come off of Thai Friendly for 1000 THB just to suck your dick. I have had offers for a low as 500 THB.

I have filled reports on all of the above actions. And I have not even had the opportunity to visit all the places where I know I can get my dick sucked in Pattaya. Like they say:

Your experiences may vary! (YEMV).

I am not saying that BJs are disappearing in Thailand.

I am saying that dedicated BJ bars are disappearing. There were many, before you appeared in Thailand.

The first bar in LK Metro was Lolita's, a BJ bar, IIRC.

**SubCmdr** · 02-08-25 06:03

I can name a half dozen venues in Pattaya where you can get your dick sucked for 500 THB. That is BBBJCIM. I know another two where you can get your dick sucked for 800 THB. You can go into a massage place and ask the girl to cut to the chase if all you want is to get your dick sucked. 300 for oil massage. Discuss the rate for getting your dick sucked. 500 - 800 THB. Usually I can do that for 1000 with the quality of the massage differing. You can get girl to come off of Thai Friendly for 1000 THB just to suck your dick. I have had offers for a low as 500 THB.

I have filled reports on all of the above actions. And I have not even had the opportunity to visit all the places where I know I can get my dick sucked in Pattaya. Like they say:

Your experiences may vary! (YEMV).

**SubCmdr** · 02-04-25 00:07

From the OP cite:

The venue did not have the correct licence and the owner will be prosecuted. The tourist from the UK has been warned about this.

Well that brings a few questions to mind:

1. What is the difference between a Agogo, Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club?

2. Why is it illegal to have sex in one (Agogo) but not the others (Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club)?

3. How does a Punter know if the facility is properly licensed?

Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]

2017. It did not last long. Police got wind of it and shut it down.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rostitute.html

The other gogo bars that had something similar shut their private rooms down immediately.