Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

You would think after all this time, some of you would've learned a damn thing. But no you just keep proving why this place is a playground for the unhinged. Let's run through the usual suspects real quick.

First, we've got NYezhov, AKA "Fuck Off", still living up to his name with his passive-aggressive bullshit. Nothing new here. Same tired jabs, same bitter energy. At this point, I would be more surprised if he ever posted something useful instead of sulking in the corner, throwing one-liners like a scorned ex. And let's not forget his legendary contribution to society a fucking map of Thermae. That's right, this genius thought the world needed a detailed navigation guide to a bar where guys stumble in drunk, pick up a girl, and stumble out five minutes later. What's next? A GPS tracker for the Nana parking lot? A Google Earth breakdown of Soi 6? Christ, talk about a guy with too much time on his hands.

Then there's El Mexicant with his cryptic little threats about fried chicken, ice cream, the Super Bowl, and how "Pattaya is too small. " What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you sit there, rubbing your hands together like some cartoon villain, thinking you're dropping heat? Here's a reality check: nobody's losing sleep over your dollar-menu intimidation tactics. You're a grown man talking in riddles about fast food do you even hear yourself? And let's not forget your little copy-and-paste job on a Thai Friendly profile. What was that? Some recycled garbage from 2015? You're out here acting like you're some international playboy when in reality, you're a desperate old dude reposting old game that didn't even work the first time. Seriously, that was one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Do better. And let's not forget the absolute bullshit you spewed about Thai girl Janny from YouTube being part of some 500 Baht per head Indian gangbang operation during Covid. Are you kidding me? You just make shit up and run with it like it's gospel, hoping nobody calls you out on your delusions. You ever get tired of pulling these ridiculous fantasies out of your ass? Because the rest of us sure as hell get tired of hearing them.

Then we have UglyAzzMan, the king of one-sentence nonsense posts. You ever notice how this guy never actually says anything? It's just a steady stream of vague, pointless comments meant to stir shit up without ever committing to a real opinion. The guy's like a chatbot with an attitude problem he will never engage in an actual discussion, just keep spitting out random one-liners like he's some kind of cryptic mastermind. Spoiler alert: he's not.

And of course, we have the stupid twat-from-the-DR threads, who doesn't even deserve to have his name mentioned. This guy should be paying us for the brain cells we lose every time we read his drivel. You could replace his posts with static, and the forum's collective IQ would actually go up.

And then there's the never-ending debate about prostitution in Thailand. My god. Every week, it's the same recycled nonsense. Let me spell it out in bold fucking letters for the slow ones in the back: PROSTITUTION IS NOT LEGAL IN THAILAND. Never has been, never will be. You can argue until you're blue in the face, but the law is the law. Just because the cops look the other way doesn't mean it's "legal, . This isn't some philosophical discussion; it's a fact. Learn it, accept it, and shut the fuck up about it already. And speaking of wasting space, let's talk about Philip Marlow, who still hasn't figured out the difference between the Chit Chat thread and the Pattaya thread. The guy's out here counting the words in my posts like it's his life's mission. Seriously, you need a hobby man. If your biggest concern is how many sentences I type, you might want to take a long, hard look at your own existence.

And let's not forget the constant obsession with SubCmdr. The guy could disappear for a month, and you would all still be talking about him. Ever hear of the ignore button? It's right there, but none of you actually want to use it. Why? Because you love to complain about him. You cry when he posts, you cry when he stops posting, and you cry when he comes back. It's a never-ending loop of pure stupidity. If you all really hated him as much as you claim, you would just ignore him and move on but you can't, because deep down, you need him. He's the only thing keeping your miserable little existence here even remotely interesting.

And lets not forget Explorer, the self-proclaimed Thai tax expert and part-time expat who somehow knows every bar girl in Pattaya and claims to have the inside scoop on literally everything. The guy acts like hes some kind of walking Wikipedia for Thailand, yet half the time hes just regurgitating nonsense he overheard from a drunk girl at a beer bar. One minute hes explaining tax laws like he works for the revenue department, the next hes giving insider tips on which bar girls, tomboys, and bar hosts are the real deal. Like, bro, do you ever take a day off from being that guy?

Bottom line? You all love to act like you've got this place figured out, but you just keep proving you have nothing going on outside this forum. Same debates, same drama, same petty obsessions. Meanwhile, I'll be over here, watching you all chase your tails like a pack of rabid dogs. Keep it up. It is the only thing you are all good at.

[SubCmdr]

The only complaint I ever get is how long I fuck! This old man can put some work in on some pussy. I go deep long and hard until I bust a nut!. Seems there are many International Tricks out there without good stamina.

I was surprised to actual read the following post. Got to appreciate his candor:

Most bar girls want the customer to finish quickly, so I try to finish within 5 minutes.

There are rare occasions where the lady wants more fucking. And, one bar girl trick is to complain when the customer finishes quickly, but that's just marketing.

Not me. Not how I roll!

After she got me nice and hard with some dick sucking that could only be described as average. I put her into doggie and went to town. Five minutes and she asking me to cum. What the fuck? You going to pay for that. So, I elongated the experience. I was talking the sex talk I like, clapping that ass, slapping that ass and pulling that hair. After pounding on her nonstop for 15 minutes she tapped out (yes I was watching the clock). She wanted a little break so I gave her a minute rest period and put her into missionary legs up. Started pounding at the pace and depth that worked for me. The faces and noises she was making caused me to ask her a couple of times if she was ok. I kept that up for an about 10 minutes until I really starting feeling it and decided to blow splooge in the bag.

She gave me an expression of exasperation and it was off to the showers (together again). Total elapses time of the deed was 30 minutes. Easy work for her in my book.

We are back and getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed she was like "you fucked me for a long time". I said "really". She was like "yes". I was like how long does your average customer fuck you. She said 'five minutes". She said "I've had a boyfriends that lasted 10 minutes". I am thinking to myself fuck, you are not that hot and other than fact that you can take some dick that pussy is not all that good. In doggy style good visuals, but she started asking me to cum after 5 minutes. I just ignore that shit cause I cut my teeth on "leche poppy" in the Dominican Republic. You got to have some really good pussy to make me loose ejaculatory control (one advantage of getting older).

[Explorer8939]

Most bar girls want the customer to finish quickly, so I try to finish within 5 minutes.

There are rare occasions where the lady wants more fucking. And, one bar girl trick is to complain when the customer finishes quickly, but that's just marketing.

[ElMexicant]

Not sure why so many people dislike it. It wasn't the worse but far from the best. But there were some subliminal messages Kendrick Lamar was sending in the show. You got to have some street cred to have seen it. Anyways, to "our buddy. " I know the Commanders and Chargers didn't make it as you had hoped, but at least Philly chin checked those Redmen.

Yes folks, Pattaya is that small. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Allover,

Why are you on your knees kissing the ring of the King of Ssoua (and who knows what else he his doing when on his knees in front of his King)?

You do know has never visited Thailand? He has also said he never intends to visit Thailand. Do you agree with his characterization of Thailand?

In conversation with some regular returning mongers the discussion was, as usual, comparisons. These world travelers had some interesting takes on the plus and minus's of the different markets that offer P4 P sex. Pattaya, the one most promoted here, came up. The consensus was that it was mostly just a huge Blackbeards, where they stock the girls, and have rules and house fees for taking them out. The very definition of a brothel. Sosua is more a traditional freelance market where you don't have to deal with rules, house fees, and tip mamasans for "intel" on the hoes. And no pressure to buy what they call "Lady drinks" to sit at a table. Most bars and restaurants in Sosua are more like traditional western bars and pubs, where you just go to eat or drink. If you're interested you and might meet a female customer who catches your eye and go from there, but the purpose is to sell food and drink, and not hoes. They don't make money from your transaction. Sosua is more of a challenge than Blackbeards or Pattaya. It requires a little experience and game to sort them out and get what you want. For the newbie, socially challenged or just lazy, Blackberads and Pattaya are perfect!

Oakie was put in check by the following OG Vet:

With his recent comments on Pattaya being like Blackbeard's he has ousted himself a monger who has never really been anywhere but the five blocks of Sosua and the comparison he made is from him not the friends he made up. Pattaya has more pure freelancer bars than Sosua than than Sosua had pickup spot even on it's best days when you had passion the latin etc. You can get chicks on the beach from Thai friendly and the many freelancer bars on walking street. Also the comparison wouldn't be Blackbeard's it would be more like passions.

Your King has been proven to be a fraud right there in the Sosua Reports.

For those that don't know TravelingMan, a well respected poster in the Thailand and Dominican Republic forum caught wind of Oakie talking shit about Thailand in the Sosua Reports threads. TravelingMan went there and pointed out that Oakie has never been to Thailand. He also show how Oakie was proffering inaccuracies and misinformation about Thailand. In other works, Oakie got put in check. Mate in five moves!

Allover, How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.

For the record Oakie is punk ass * racist mother fucker that has never been to Thailand. He is back again making homosexual references a forum for sharing information about having sex with girls. He is back again to bask in the adoration of his new Thailand fan boy base. With all of the references to homosexual activities I think they are both projecting. I wonder what the Dominican Prostitute that he lives with thinks of Oakie's bisexuality (at least on line because I think he is still in the closet).

He only bends down and drops his pants for his latest new guru, Mr Everything!, who probably accepted Sudsy's "No Compete Clause" offer, the same one he offered me! LOL.

Quote Originally Posted by SubCmdr.

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.

If I wrote it then quote it. I see that at least you figured out how to spell my.

Handle correctly.

He's my biatch, I don't even have to respond to trigger HM anymore, he's referring to me in most of his rants these days. He can't help himself, like Pavlov's Dogs.

This is a fantasy that you are engaged in. You would be afraid to step to my face and say a single thing to me without your attack * Collie High having your back. I could still handle you both one on one. In person or online.

But the way he's dropping my name around here in Thailand, either they don't give a shit about some retired Oakie in DR, Or maybe they are very curious as to who this "respected poster" in ISG really is.

The only person dropping your name is [BE]Allover[/BE] you new fan boy. Seven mentions over the last three months. Really Oakie. As I respond to your internet interloping I have come to the concluding that you can't bring yourself to tell me that you miss me. But that is no reason to hate on a brother for moving on up!

The Subcmdr is losing it and losing it fast. He can't seem to handle the speed and precision attacks from Oakie

Since you're still new there you'll wind up losing your stack, your gik, getting into tax trouble preceding your deportation, and you may wind up joining the prestigious Pattaya Flying Club (google it you dumb motherfucker). At the very least you'll wind up back in Sosua (sorry Oakie)

I'll bet Stub has less money than anybody he is attacking in this forum and he left the USA and DR under bad circumstances. That even includes Oakie. For regular readers of the Thai forums that don't know, Oakie lives in the DR and had enough of Stub's bullying and bragging. Oakie came to this section, jizzed on Stub's face and returned to the DR forums where he lives.

Since his recent beatdown here by Oakie,* he made references to suing more than one poster and he seems to lash out at even more posters.

The Stub is losing it and losing it fast. He can't seem to handle the speed and precision attacks from Oakie* and the return of Pimpampoumpipo (P5) at the same time.

*For those new that may not know, Oakie is a very well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here once before and pissed in Stub's mouth and jizzed allover Stub's face. He has returned and done it again. P5's triumphant return featured P5 doing the same to Stub while Stub was busy using sports metaphors to make himself look good.

Allover and Oakie are both very comfortable making homosexual references. It's a good thing I have so many Thai girls on my Big Black Dick. Sorry fellas I don't roll that way and if I did you would both have to wait in line behind a long line of Thai girls that are WAY prettier than your either of your fucked up, old, dumb, ugly, fat, poor dressed Farang asses.

[SubCmdr]

You see girls who are, dark.

It appears someone was triggered by this statement!

Let us note that I did not write it. I simply pointed it out. As for the dumb mother fucks who have something to say about me personally, let it be known that having a Big Black Dick is not a problem here in Thailand. When I am asked: Are you of large size? I lie and say no, I am just regular size sweetheart.

Does anyone else out there who has a different color of dick get asked that question?

The only complaint I ever get is how long I fuck! This old man can put some work in on some pussy. I go deep long and hard until I bust a nut!. Seems there are many International Tricks out there without good stamina. Given my advanced age (and I am not even as old as some of the mother fucks that be hating on me the most), that I why I embarked on a new exercise program in 2025. There is no posing in the gym needed as I let girls observe my Big Black Dick up close and personal when they are naked with me. I am avoiding unhealthy food like fried chicken. In fact, KYC installed new automatic kiosks in Central and I cannot figure out how to use them. So I just go across to Tops or stop by Makro and purchase some chicken breast (no doctor's note needed). I prepare them in a healthy manner in my room. Holla!.

It's been great sharing with all ya'll. Need to head out for my road work. See all you mother fucks who be hating on The Cmdr in our next exchange in the infamous:

Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

Stub responds with motherfuck and big, black dick in his post. What a surprise! But what triggers him is that people who know the past, know more than him. We know something he doesn't and it makes him feel dumb and inferior. Bow down to us Stub. Bow the fuck down..

He only bends down and drops his pants for his latest new guru, Mr Everything!, who probably accepted Sudsy's "No Compete Clause" offer, the same one he offered me! LOL.

Quote Originally Posted by SubCmdr.

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.

LOL.

So he's asking my permission to post his crapola all over ICG without me responding! How many way are there to say, "uncle"?

He's my biatch, I don't even have to respond to trigger HM anymore, he's referring to me in most of his rants these days. He can't help himself, like Pavlov's Dogs.

But the way he's dropping my name around here in Thailand, either they don't give a shit about some retired Oakie in DR, Or maybe they are very curious as to who this "respected poster" in ISG really is.

Could be worth a free beer or two, if I ever made it to my new fan base in Pattaya! LOL.

[Nyezhov]

A Thai Girl with dark skin has less value!

Thank you for revealing the true nature of your character.

Awwwww, are we the widdle victim? Waaaaaaah, I'm black everybody is racist and mean to me.

You pathetic thug scumbag.

[SubCmdr]

Aren't you the one complaining that people can't figure out how to use the ignore function?

No complaints. I explain. Because you are responding to me here in the Rants thread it tells me that you understand. You have understood for a very long time. Take a trip down memory lane and go back to the first post you ever felt the need to respond to that I wrote here.

Do we really need to know each and every time you invite a girl over to drink in your room and then SOYF? Do we need to hear your opinions on Sponsors constantly? Do we need to hear about your opinions of Bar Girls / Prostitutes? Do you need to keep asking International Tricks about Tax Law in Thailand instead of going to a qualified professional advisor on Tax Law? Do we need to hear about your lonely guy theories? Do we need read your posts where you are challenging my knowledge of Pattaya regarding, prostitutes. Thai Clubs, Blow Job Bars, use of my resources and other things?

If I put you on ignore I would not be able to respond accurately to the stream of bullshit you put out throughout the Thailand Threads. Are you and Allover going to get together when you retain and reunite, invited half a dozen girls over to your place, play music for them and have them sit on your faces like you are both submissive human Sybians?

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

Alright, so you want to take a trip down memory lane? You are welcome to explain exactly what is the significance of bullshit you have written in reply to me? Because you don't get your dick sucked or fuck All you write about is girls coming over to your room, you playing music they like, they drink and then you sit on their face. I understand why you and Allover are on the same page.

Anyway, my point is that dedicated BJ bars seem to be disappearing.

This is a non point. Your statement is not credible. List the dedicated bars where you can get you dick sucked ONLY from the past and then strike off the ones that are now closed. I provided a current list of the ones I know of that provide the service.

I'm not saying you can't get a BJ in a regular bar.

I don't know a single Bar where you can get your dick sucked. I do know several Gentleman's Clubs or Combo Gentleman's Club / Agogos that are hybrids where you can get your dick sucked as a separately provided service at a lower cost than full service.

Are you saying that there were venues in the past where the ONLY thing you could get is you dick sucked? Because currently I do not know of a single venue that provides the sexual service to customers of getting their dick sucked as a separately provided service at a lower cost than full service that does not also provide Full Service.

If a venue like that exists then name it!

I suspect the business model for BJ bars is failing because BJ customers don't buy many drinks.

I suspect you will not name it because the venue does not exists. Not sure if you even understand Pattaya. But maybe when you return from your world wind tour of the top ten International Trickin locations of the world you can answer the question. You can also tell me if the clubs I have been going to are Thai Clubs or not. ROTFLMAO!. This what is looks like when The Cmdr ignores someone.

How you like me now ya *****!

[SubCmdr]

Allover,

Explain to me how knowing the past helps anyone hire a prostitute now? When you have filed a report on having sex with girls in Thailand then you may address me again as The Cmdr!

[Allover]

I am not interested in your mother fucking dumb ass pedtanic bullshit!

I cannot get my Big Black Dick sucked in the glory days that you live in. The purpose of a BJ Bar is to get you dick sucked. Does it really matter where you get it done. The point for most people (obviously not for you) is to get your dick sucked. That requires a venue where the service is provided a separate menu item at a lower price than Full Service.

Can I get a mother fucking witness up in dis *****?

I am tired of your bullshit Explorer! In my opinion your shouldn't even be posting in the Thailand Threads until you return. Your posts are a useless as Allovers and Oakie's. Two mother fucks that you seem to be copying lately, You are not even fucking here right now. But in the very user blog where you made the bullshit post there a dozen of posts focused on actually having sex with girls in Thailand.

Get the fuck out of my face with your fuck shit!

Yeah mother fuck, you triggered me. I am sharing information on having sex with girls and you are clogging the User Blog up with your useless pedantic bullshit. If you want to do that post in the mother fucking Pattaya Reports thread. Plenty of male bovine excrement for you to wallow around in and contribute to.

Stub responds with motherfuck and big, black dick in his post. What a surprise! But what triggers him is that people who know the past, know more than him. We know something he doesn't and it makes him feel dumb and inferior. Bow down to us Stub. Bow the fuck down..

[ElMexicant]

Almost every day I get a cone at Mixue. Best ice cream cone in Asia for cheap. I smile and wink at the same girl who works the counter and get a Big Creamy Cone. My buddy just orders and pay and gets a small one. Both same price. He asks why? I say, because charm and I tell her no receipt needed. That way she can put that extra 15 baht in her pocket. LOL.

He got upset at his small cone and said that's encouraging employee theft. I said and what? Worse than a 60 year old black man get triggered at a piece of fried chicken. Impossible made possible. LOL.

[Explorer8939]

I am not interested in your mother fucking dumb ass pedtanic bullshit!

I cannot get my Big Black Dick sucked in the glory days that you live in. The purpose of a BJ Bar is to get you dick sucked. Does it really matter where you get it done. The point for most people (obviously not for you) is to get your dick sucked. That requires a venue where the service is provided a separate menu item at a lower price than Full Service.

Can I get a mother fucking witness up in dis *****?

I am tired of your bullshit Explorer! In my opinion your shouldn't even be posting in the Thailand Threads until you return. Your posts are a useless as Allovers and Oakie's. Two mother fucks that you seem to be copying lately, You are not even fucking here right now. But in the very user blog where you made the bullshit post there a dozen of posts focused on actually having sex with girls in Thailand.

Get the fuck out of my face with your fuck shit!

Yeah mother fuck, you triggered me. I am sharing information on having sex with girls and you are clogging the User Blog up with your useless pedantic bullshit. If you want to do that post in the mother fucking Pattaya Reports thread. Plenty of male bovine excrement for you to wallow around in and contribute to.

Aren't you the one complaining that people can't figure out how to use the ignore function?

Anyway, my point is that dedicated BJ bars seem to be disappearing. I'm not saying you can't get a BJ in a regular bar.

I suspect the business model for BJ bars is failing because BJ customers don't buy many drinks.