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[Aimless]

I'm not going to repeat the whole report, but wonderland is a ladyboy bar.

Oh heck, maybe that's why I thought they look funny from a distance LOL. I'll have to tell my bro that recommended it. I think he may have even pulled a "girl" out of there.

[Aimless]

My advice is don't. The 5-star reviews on Smooci are almost all completely fake. The agency or girl can buy them for something like 10 baht / review. Read them carefully, they all follow a similar pattern, super long profuse praising + ending with "Guys, treat her right" "Guys, don't miss her" etc. The vast majority of girls are at least 10 years older than they list in their profile + nowhere near as attractive. Just in general, any English-language escort site in Thailand oriented mainly towards foreigners is a ripoff, with ugly & old girls + crazy prices. Fiwfans is much better (still photoshopped to hell but at least the girls are mostly young & cute AND cheap) but sadly that site is not available right now. I remember Smooci got briefly shut down too around the pandemic times, but you can be rest assured it wasn't for underage girls LOL.

If you really must search online, use Thaifriendly or even Tinder. Some girls may ignore you if you aren't in Thailand right at this moment though. But the best way is just to go out and find the girls yourself, whether it's at massage shops, Thermae, gogos, streetwalkers. The economy is shit right now and the number of Chinese one-week millionaires has dwindled for whatever reason, so the girls are numerous and desperate.

Excellent advice, esp about Smooci as I never tried it, but I'm not so sure about dwindling Chinese and shit economy. Don't get me wrong, I love Chinese guys, with several as my BFFs, as I find them genuine and fun, but all my favorite haunts (Soi Cowboy, Thermae, TDed99, Nana) are overrun with them (along with all other nationalities) to the point that I've never seen crowds this thick after coming here for 25 years. I'm looking forward to "low season", but this shouldn't stop anyone as there is no shortage of girls despite the crowds. Cheers! A.

[Aimless]

So depressing to me when I see this and think about how much fun I had there in the early 00's. It certainly is nothing now like it was then in so many aspects. And of course it stayed open till the sun came up. And when everything else closed people hit thermae. It was a full-on party every night. Gals dancing by the jukebox, grabbing your unit as you walked by an aggressively propositioning in, totally different from the boring wallflowers. Do I still miss it? Absolutely.

Go to TDed99. I was "forced" into a lapdance last night where a super cute and bubbly young girl mounted me in my booth and started grinding on me, then she popped her top off and "demanded" that I play with her ample silicone bolt-ONS. Like seriously, she motioned for me to hold them, and when I said no, she grabbed both my hands and placed them on her rack and wouldn't have it if I tried to let go. The lap dances cost 100 B and you can get them often. Was also sitting with a very pretty and fun 30 year old most of the night, no kids, that speaks some English and I could have taken her across the street to the ST hotel for 2500 be at any time, all inclusive. 100 girls to choose from. Excellent food. Spent a total of 2500 B, 2 hours, food, drinks, girl and tips that made everyone happy (about 5 people). Also met some EU expats that are super cool, so made some friends as well. Does it ever get any better than this? Cheers! A.

[Crater77]

First of all thanks to everyone that contribute here. The forum has wealth of information and I have already made notes.

I have checked few forums TF, Bangkok Hotels and of course this one. I am little confused on few things and would appreciate you guidance.

I am planning to try pretty much everything. However I am someone that loves overnight or outcall.

I see lot of massage places websites that send the girls (outcall). Are they safe and are the pictures accurate?

I am also thinking of going to BJ bars and other massage places mentioned on forum. Has anyone had experience of taking the number of massage lady and meeting them for LT or say 3 hours at their hotel?

Thermae seems to be a popular spot for FL's. I am planning to book hotel (4 or maybe 5 star) that is like 5 min walk from there. Are ladies ok to walk like 5-10 minutes to your hotel?

From hotel forum it seems all hotels are guest friendly. Any exceptions?

Once again thanks to everyone. I have learned a lot from the forum.

Doing the whole bitcoin thing is such a pain in the ass. I am having a hard time with renewal. I finally mailed them money and hopefully my premium will be activated in a week or two. However I want to book the hotel before prices goes up.

[Crater77]

First of all thanks to everyone that contribute here. The forum has wealth of information and I have already made notes.

I have checked few forums TF, Bangkok Hotels and of course this one. I am little confused on few things and would appreciate you guidance.

I am planning to try pretty much everything. However I am someone that loves overnight or outcall.

I see lot of massage places websites that send the girls (outcall). Are they safe and are the pictures accurate?

I am also thinking of going to BJ bars and other massage places mentioned on forum. Has anyone had experience of taking the number of massage lady and meeting them for LT or say 3 hours at their hotel?

Thermae seems to be a popular spot for FL's. I am planning to book hotel (4 or maybe 5 star) that is like 5 min walk from there. Are ladies ok to walk like 5-10 minutes to your hotel?

From hotel forum it seems all hotels are guest friendly. Any exceptions?

Once again thanks to everyone. I have learned a lot from the forum.

Doing the whole bitcoin thing is such a pain in the ass. I am having a hard time with renewal. I finally mailed them money and hopefully my premium will be activated in a week or two. However I want to book the hotel before prices goes up.

[OzzieSuds]

Left a short report in the Thai Friendly blog. Scroll down.

[Goatscrot]

My diagram is terrible but here you go.

1. Entrance: a bunch of late 203-30's hardened roboboobers hang by the door.

2. Bar.

3. Desk.

4. Long Termers more professional, higher on the heirarchy.

5. Booth with various up to 30 ish, Jap chasersyoung ones sprinkled.

6. The more asian oriented girls here, youngish, standing up to the corner of.

7. The entrance to the cans, youner amatuers here yo.

8+9 Back wall younger girl.

10 Back alcove girls, usually older.

11. Mid 20's girls, asian oriented.

12. Older one.

13. Older to younger.

14. Young, Asian oriented.

15. AC, girls at corner and back table (16), frequently young with GPS.

17. Front of inner bar, old ones.

18. Left corner of ineer bar, older to mid 20's /.

19. Same, mixture.

20. Ditto.

21. Young ones.

The two XXs aree rows of chairs. There will be girls on both sides.

Hope this helps.

So depressing to me when I see this and think about how much fun I had there in the early 00's. It certainly is nothing now like it was then in so many aspects. And of course it stayed open till the sun came up. And when everything else closed people hit thermae. It was a full-on party every night. Gals dancing by the jukebox, grabbing your unit as you walked by an aggressively propositioning in, totally different from the boring wallflowers. Do I still miss it? Absolutely.

[Jarjarmissa]

I am kind of curious how you arranged the threesome with the girl from TF and the husband as I don't think that type of thing is common in BKK unlike some Countries in say Europe! Did she advertise it or offer it, or did you ask or make suggestions looking for a threesome?

Sorry, I'm waking up.

Simpler than you thing: One of the pic was with both, catching my interest.

Now I am stupid bc I have lost the contact.

I will go back to BKK for Songkran and I would like to redo but as you said, it is not so common in this country (if someone has tips, I am interested).

[Larbmoo555]

Any advice for using Smooci??

My advice is don't. The 5-star reviews on Smooci are almost all completely fake. The agency or girl can buy them for something like 10 baht / review. Read them carefully, they all follow a similar pattern, super long profuse praising + ending with "Guys, treat her right" "Guys, don't miss her" etc. The vast majority of girls are at least 10 years older than they list in their profile + nowhere near as attractive. Just in general, any English-language escort site in Thailand oriented mainly towards foreigners is a ripoff, with ugly & old girls + crazy prices. Fiwfans is much better (still photoshopped to hell but at least the girls are mostly young & cute AND cheap) but sadly that site is not available right now. I remember Smooci got briefly shut down too around the pandemic times, but you can be rest assured it wasn't for underage girls LOL.

If you really must search online, use Thaifriendly or even Tinder. Some girls may ignore you if you aren't in Thailand right at this moment though. But the best way is just to go out and find the girls yourself, whether it's at massage shops, Thermae, gogos, streetwalkers. The economy is shit right now and the number of Chinese one-week millionaires has dwindled for whatever reason, so the girls are numerous and desperate.

[EihTooms]

It was one of those Bangkok nights where everything just clickedthe kind that sticks with you long after the sun comes up. Soi 7 was alive, humming with the energy of a city that never truly sleeps. Neon lights flickered, the sound of clinking glasses mixed with laughter, and the scent of street food lingered in the air.

I settled into a beer bar, the kind where the music isn't too loud, the drinks flow without pause, and the company is exactly what you're looking for. She was 22, full of energy, with a smile that could stop traffic. The kind of girl who knew how to play the game but made it feel effortless, natural. We drank, we laughed, we played music off the iPadsome classic rock, some guilty pleasure pop, whatever fit the mood. She danced a little, teasing, enjoying the moment just as much as I was.

No drama, no games, just a good time. The way Bangkok used to be. The way it should always be.

One more drink, one last laugh at the bar, then off into the night. Back at the hotel, the city lights flickered through the curtains, setting the scene for a night that needed no words, no complications. Just two people enjoying the moment, no holds barred. Tooms, this is what you need. A night like this.

And when it was over, there were no awkward goodbyes, no expectationsjust the lingering thrill of a Bangkok night done right.

Since those Soi 7 beer bars reopened after the Covid shutdowns my experience with perhaps 10-12 different girls I have met, bought drinks for, interacted with, had them howling with delight over fun and games, building phenomenal "chemistry" and so on has been exactly one that was quite doable, as long as you are into bad boob jobs, ever agreed to Real Sex / DFK, BBBJ, BBFSCIP with me for any amount of money.

All of the other 9-11 that were cute enough to be doable informed me they were "drinks only, never, never, never go with customer" and meant it.

This would be the routine there, for me, right up until last week. I can predict the "drinks only, never, never, never go with customer" girls in that bar area within a blink of an eye; they are the only ones there I would ever care to fuck even for free.

You and I must be on a very, very different schedule for passing through that bar area and, more importantly, which hour of the year the good lookers who Fuck For Real show up.

Of course, I have no idea how agreeable to anything approaching Real Sex the, let's say pleasant personality but utterly undoable sexually girls, are to even leaving with me much less anything more than that in private because I never sat and engaged with them that way.

Seriously, EThai, I wrote that whole venue area off as a Scem Trap a couple of years ago but still occasionally give 1-2 new doable girls a chance to earn the 5,000-7,000 baht burning a hole in my pocket for something of value, as was the case just last week. But as of this writing I have been happy to walk away after buying a few drinks, hearing all about the predictable "drinks only" Federal Law for any of the scant few lookers there and then moving on with that wad of 1000 baht notes still nestled safely in my wallet.

The bad boob job girl was still working in one of those bars as of about a month ago. But as my sessions with her were 2-3 years ago she has since gained 10 or more kilos, her face is a mess of even worse surgery mishaps and I did not take it any further than a friendly drink for old times sake.

Glad you had a great time though.

[EverythingThai]

It was one of those Bangkok nights where everything just clicked—the kind that sticks with you long after the sun comes up. Soi 7 was alive, humming with the energy of a city that never truly sleeps. Neon lights flickered, the sound of clinking glasses mixed with laughter, and the scent of street food lingered in the air.

I settled into a beer bar, the kind where the music isn't too loud, the drinks flow without pause, and the company is exactly what you're looking for. She was 22, full of energy, with a smile that could stop traffic. The kind of girl who knew how to play the game but made it feel effortless, natural. We drank, we laughed, we played music off the iPad—some classic rock, some guilty pleasure pop, whatever fit the mood. She danced a little, teasing, enjoying the moment just as much as I was.

No drama, no games, just a good time. The way Bangkok used to be. The way it should always be.

One more drink, one last laugh at the bar, then off into the night. Back at the hotel, the city lights flickered through the curtains, setting the scene for a night that needed no words, no complications. Just two people enjoying the moment, no holds barred. Tooms, this is what you need. A night like this.

And when it was over, there were no awkward goodbyes, no expectations—just the lingering thrill of a Bangkok night done right.

[Nyezhov]

Where on the map are you?

I'm already upstairs.

[Werqweq]

My diagram is terrible but here you go.

1. Entrance: a bunch of late 203-30's hardened roboboobers hang by the door.

2. Bar.

3. Desk.

4. Long Termers more professional, higher on the heirarchy.

5. Booth with various up to 30 ish, Jap chasersyoung ones sprinkled.

6. The more asian oriented girls here, youngish, standing up to the corner of.

7. The entrance to the cans, youner amatuers here yo.

8+9 Back wall younger girl.

10 Back alcove girls, usually older.

11. Mid 20's girls, asian oriented.

12. Older one.

13. Older to younger.

14. Young, Asian oriented.

15. AC, girls at corner and back table (16), frequently young with GPS.

17. Front of inner bar, old ones.

18. Left corner of ineer bar, older to mid 20's /.

19. Same, mixture.

20. Ditto.

21. Young ones.

The two XXs aree rows of chairs. There will be girls on both sides.

Hope this helps.

Where on the map are you?

[Nyezhov]

I'm not going to repeat the whole report, but wonderland is a ladyboy bar.