Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Ah, Mr. DR Thread Nobody, slithering in here like anyone gives a single, solitary fuck about what you have to say. You've got exactly zero interest in Thailand? Yeah, no shit. That much is painfully obvious, because every time you post, it's like reading the confused ramblings of a guy who wandered into the wrong party but is too embarrassed to leave. Why are you even here? Oh right, because you have nothing else going on. You're just another washed-up keyboard warrior from the lonely old man circle jerk known as the DR where dudes who ran out of money and stamina a decade ago sit around reminiscing about their past glories while pretending anyone gives a shit.

And now you're out here trying to tell me how a mongering forum should be run? Let's break this down, genius:

This forum is about mongering not your personal validation tool where you and a bunch of other geriatrics from the DR post just to feel like you still exist. Youre encouraging people not to post about mongering. So, what is the forum for you idiot. But I get it, you are lonely. You don't have anyone to talk to, so you hang around these forums throwing out dumb comments just to see if someone will acknowledge your existence. Meanwhile, you're out here whining about how much I post when you literally came to this section just to check on another guy names Sub.. That's obsession, my friend. That's pathetic.

And let's talk about your earth-shattering advice: "Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal!" Wow. Fucking revolutionary. You have cracked the code. Nobel Prize material right there. Who knew that all it took to get laid was money? I mean, Jesus Christ, do you actually think anyone needed you to break that down for them? This is the same level of insight as telling someone to put gas in their car before driving. But that's the problem with guys like you, you mistake being painfully obvious for being wise.

Then there's your laughable attempt at psychology, as if you just discovered that people occasionally lose their temper. Congratulations, Sherlock. You want to talk about true character? Fine, your true character is that of a bitter, irrelevant, try-hard loser who spends his time lurking in a forum for a country he doesn't even care about, hoping someone will notice him. Spoiler: Nobody does.

Oh, and your little Big Black Dick obsession? You might want to sit with that for a minute. You bring it up numerous times in many of your posts, unprovoked. That's a lot of mental energy spent on another dude's junk. Just saying. Maybe take a moment to ask yourself why that's living rent-free in your head.

At the end of the day, you are just another background character trying to punch above your weight. You are not a player in this game, you are the dude on the sidelines, talking shit while the real ones make things happen. So go ahead, keep watching from the cheap seats.

[EverythingThai]

Ah, El Mexicant, back at it with another weak-ass attempt at relevance. Let's dissect this mess, shall we?

First off, you really thought you did something with that bathroom stall glory hole line, huh? Cute. But here's the problem—you just admitted that you spend time thinking about me in a public restroom. That's some real projecting shit, my guy. Maybe take a step back and ask yourself why your insults sound like fantasies.

And now we've got you doing word counts on my posts like some kind of sad little hall monitor. "Look how much was written about me compared to others. " Jesus Christ, do you ever stop seeking validation? Is this your way of telling us that deep down, all you really want is to be the main character? I get it—you're tired of playing sidekick to SubCmdr. You're tired of being the backup dancer in the grand Pattaya soap opera. You're standing there, waving your arms, screaming, "Look at me! I'm important too!" News flash: You're not. You're a footnote, a background character, the guy nobody even bothers quoting when they reply.

As for your little fried chicken, ice cream, and Super Bowl riddle—again, what the fuck are you even talking about? You think it makes you sound cryptic and intimidating, but all it does is make people wonder if you've suffered a severe head injury. It's like listening to a cracked-out fortune cookie trying to start a fight.

And this Shiva slap nonsense? Buddy, if you're going to come at me with religious references, at least get your deities right. Shiva's not a woman, you absolute potato. But hey, it makes sense—you don't actually know shit about your own culture, which is why you're out here sneaking free Pepsi at KFC instead of, I don't know, being an actual contributing member of society.

And let's not forget the real highlight of your pathetic existence—your seventh attempt at catfishing ladyboys with my photo on Thai Friendly. Seven times now. Seven. I mean, at what point do you just admit this isn't even about trolling anymore? It's a cry for help. You're out here recycling the same weak scam like it's going to hit different this time, all while keeping a shrine of my face saved on your hard drive. Maybe instead of obsessing over me, you should take a long, hard look in the mirror—if you can find one that isn't cracked from the sheer force of your own failure.

Bottom line? You don't move the needle. You don't shift the conversation. You don't lead anything. You're just the court jester—dancing, juggling, and making noise while the grown-ups talk. So go ahead, keep typing out these sad little riddles, and I'll keep doing what I do best—dismantling you with ease.

[SubCmdr]

Thought I would share this little something, something with my readership. Hi Haters! Please ignore.

Pattaya

Has everything Cockbang has plus a beach. If you cannot find good food in Pattaya either you have your nose in the air at an angle that will cause you to drown when it rains or you don't know where to eat in Pattaya.

As for a factory sex that once again a myth proffered by those who favor Cockbank over Pattaya. If you goto the industrial sex venues that is what you will find. So many options for STRs in Pattaya. Many that do not exist in CockBang.

Cockbang is a sprawling concrete monstrosity filled with pollution and with traffic so bad you spend more time trying to get to the sex than you actually having sex. Cockbang is expense as fuck!.

I HATE Cockbang and I much prefer Pattaya. I've been to both places. I prefer Pattaya over many over the STR cities throughout the world. For me it has everything. Except I need to learn how to speak Thai.

[Nyezhov]

Don't want to disappoint Mess boy either. Fuck you boy, you aren't worth much else.

[ElMexicant]

Then there's El Mexicant with his cryptic little threats about fried chicken, ice cream, the Super Bowl, and how "Pattaya is too small. " What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you sit there, rubbing your hands together like some cartoon villain, thinking you're dropping heat? Here's a reality check: nobody's losing sleep over your dollar-menu intimidation tactics. You're a grown man talking in riddles about fast food do you even hear yourself? And let's not forget your little copy-and-paste job on a Thai Friendly profile. What was that? Some recycled garbage from 2015? You're out here acting like you're some international playboy when in reality, you're a desperate old dude reposting old game that didn't even work the first time. Seriously, that was one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Do better. And let's not forget the absolute bullshit you spewed about Thai girl Janny from YouTube being part of some 500 Baht per head Indian gangbang operation during Covid. Are you kidding me? You just make shit up and run with it like it's gospel, hoping nobody calls you out on your delusions. You ever get tired of pulling these ridiculous fantasies out of your ass? Because the rest of us sure as hell get tired of hearing them.

Look at who crawled out from under the bathroom stall with a built in glory hole, mouth all white, crusty, and shit, Mr. I am not a racist because I have an Indian friend. Firstly, look how much was written on the great Punjabi Prince compared to others. Am I the new leader now? LOL. Didn't even mention Allover. How disrespectful to him. How does one get triggered on posts about ice cream, fried chicken, and the Superbowl when they aren't even directed at anyone. Trigger happy mfker you. May Shiva pimp slap some sense into you with all 8 of her hands and then a sacred Hindu cow with giant earrings trample over your testicles. Not sure how this guy here finds the time to read and write all his dissertations on ISG, when he is too busy running from ELBees in Pattaya.

Let me break this down for you: This is like me firing someone, changing the locks, and then leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!"

- Mr. EverythingThai.

[Oakie]

And of course, we have the stupid twat-from-the-DR threads, who doesn't even deserve to have his name mentioned. This guy should be paying us for the brain cells we lose every time we read his drivel. You could replace his posts with static, and the forum's collective IQ would actually go up.um. Same debates, same drama, same petty obsessions. Meanwhile, I'll be over here, watching you all chase your tails like a pack of rabid dogs. Keep it up. It is the only thing you are all good at.

LOL.

How about the brain cells of your favorite suck up Sudsy? It's your pal, your business associate and your high minded intellectual equal who's mentioned my name in the Thailand Blogs at least 118 (One hundred and eighteen) times in the last month alone! He was doing that before I ever clicked on a Thailand Forum. I have zero interest in Thailand, I just came to see what I was told he was up to.

Your meticulously crafted persona of Mr. Everything to everybody (Dr. Jekyl) was selling nicely, before you fucked it up by showing your real character (Mr. Hyde) in the Rants section.

Below you're smiling demeanor is a seething contempt for your fellow mongers and a genuinely filthy mouth, and it's so easily triggered! Like your bum boy, you're enemies list is growing!

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

So fuck you, your Big Black Dick bum boy, and the donkey you rode in on!

It's OK to be enthralled by a Big Black Dick and his Stack. It's all legal.

But folks are beginning to talk!

LOL.

Psychology for beginners:

"While it is possible for someone to hide aspects of their character temporarily, it is difficult to do so completely and indefinitely. Over time, stress, fatigue, and unexpected situations can cause slips in their controlled behavior, allowing their true character to surface. Even skilled individuals at masking their true selves may eventually reveal inconsistencies in their actions or expressions, providing clues to their genuine nature."

[Explorer8939]

So they are paying you? Most hookers also want free money. You give them that too?

The flip side is that bar girls dislike old guys who can't cum.

[Nyezhov]

Don't want to disappoint. Fuck you EverythingThai.

You don't deserve more.

[SubCmdr]

Cheap pussy seems to be a fetish for some folks, especially since they can brag about it here to their sycophantic cheap charlies.

This is got to be the only place where people brag about how much they pay for something then have a apoplectic fit because I talk about my:

My flow; My stack; Beach Road Girls; 1000 Baht Girls; Balling out; My Big Black Dick!

Allover, in case you didn't know, Nyezhov is one of our fat, old, ugly, dumb ass Farang posters who dresses poorly and is a racist. He is NOT a respected poster in the Thailand Threads (except by you). I understand he is one of your friends. It does not surprise me given the character that you show us in your RANTS thread.

I'm not going to repeat the whole report, but wonderland is a ladyboy bar.

I see you continue your ladyboy obsession in these threads.

ISG Brothers, I invite you to goto the ISG Search Function. Advanced Search; Thailand Threads; Keyword: Ladyboy; User Name: Nyezhov.

The search will take 0. 66 sections and will pull up 35 posts where Nyezhov has mentioned (or responded to a post that mentioned) Ladyboys from 2019 until present.





I am not a Ladyboy. I have a Big Black Dick. He clearly does not like people of color (very easy to pick that up in his posts). So, I do not understand his nearly 1 year obsession with me that seems to be continuing and intensifying.

The Defense Rests!

[SubCmdr]

In my former life I was a US government investigator.

Were you are 1811 Criminal Investigator? Or simply an auditor? Did you ever make a federal case? Did the USA Attornies office ever take one of your cases to court? Or were all of your investigations so rock solid that everyone took the plea? You have testified in from a Grand Jury and received a true bill before right? You qualified with your side arm on a quarterly basis correct?

These are the answers I would like to have in order to determine the credibility of your statement above

To make a long story short, as part of an investigation I was conducting, I asked a US Library of Congress lawyer (They are available to anyone inquiring. Look on their website.) if prostitution is illegal in Thailand. The lady, who has a law degree from a law university in Japan and a degree in International Law from Georgetown Law School, and who specialized in Japanese and Thai law, said that prostitution itself is not illegal. And she showed me why.

Of course anyone can say anything on the internet. So take it or leave it.

Damn straight. I usually find those I know IRL to be much more credible than Internet Socks.

[Mr Enternational]

Most bar girls want the customer to finish quickly, so I try to finish within 5 minutes.

So they are paying you? Most hookers also want free money. You give them that too?

[SubCmdr]

And of course, we have the stupid twat-from-the-DR threads, who doesn't even deserve to have his name mentioned. This guy should be paying us for the brain cells we lose every time we read his drivel. You could replace his posts with static, and the forum's collective IQ would actually go up.

You do know that is Allovers hero. He bows down to him every chance he gets.

A man died in the Dominican Republic. I posted about it and the individual in question made fun of the man who died. There are those with bad taste, no taste and there is the:

Twat-From-the-DR Actually quite sad for the person who died and the response from the Twat-From-the-DR shows a complete lack of character.

[EverythingThai]

You would think after all this time, some of you would've learned a damn thing. But no you just keep proving why this place is a playground for the unhinged. Let's run through the usual suspects real quick.

First, we've got NYezhov, AKA "Fuck Off", still living up to his name with his passive-aggressive bullshit. Nothing new here. Same tired jabs, same bitter energy. At this point, I would be more surprised if he ever posted something useful instead of sulking in the corner, throwing one-liners like a scorned ex. And let's not forget his legendary contribution to society a fucking map of Thermae. That's right, this genius thought the world needed a detailed navigation guide to a bar where guys stumble in drunk, pick up a girl, and stumble out five minutes later. What's next? A GPS tracker for the Nana parking lot? A Google Earth breakdown of Soi 6? Christ, talk about a guy with too much time on his hands.

Then there's El Mexicant with his cryptic little threats about fried chicken, ice cream, the Super Bowl, and how "Pattaya is too small. " What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you sit there, rubbing your hands together like some cartoon villain, thinking you're dropping heat? Here's a reality check: nobody's losing sleep over your dollar-menu intimidation tactics. You're a grown man talking in riddles about fast food do you even hear yourself? And let's not forget your little copy-and-paste job on a Thai Friendly profile. What was that? Some recycled garbage from 2015? You're out here acting like you're some international playboy when in reality, you're a desperate old dude reposting old game that didn't even work the first time. Seriously, that was one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Do better. And let's not forget the absolute bullshit you spewed about Thai girl Janny from YouTube being part of some 500 Baht per head Indian gangbang operation during Covid. Are you kidding me? You just make shit up and run with it like it's gospel, hoping nobody calls you out on your delusions. You ever get tired of pulling these ridiculous fantasies out of your ass? Because the rest of us sure as hell get tired of hearing them.

Then we have UglyAzzMan, the king of one-sentence nonsense posts. You ever notice how this guy never actually says anything? It's just a steady stream of vague, pointless comments meant to stir shit up without ever committing to a real opinion. The guy's like a chatbot with an attitude problem he will never engage in an actual discussion, just keep spitting out random one-liners like he's some kind of cryptic mastermind. Spoiler alert: he's not.

And of course, we have the stupid twat-from-the-DR threads, who doesn't even deserve to have his name mentioned. This guy should be paying us for the brain cells we lose every time we read his drivel. You could replace his posts with static, and the forum's collective IQ would actually go up.

And then there's the never-ending debate about prostitution in Thailand. My god. Every week, it's the same recycled nonsense. Let me spell it out in bold fucking letters for the slow ones in the back: PROSTITUTION IS NOT LEGAL IN THAILAND. Never has been, never will be. You can argue until you're blue in the face, but the law is the law. Just because the cops look the other way doesn't mean it's "legal, . This isn't some philosophical discussion; it's a fact. Learn it, accept it, and shut the fuck up about it already. And speaking of wasting space, let's talk about Philip Marlow, who still hasn't figured out the difference between the Chit Chat thread and the Pattaya thread. The guy's out here counting the words in my posts like it's his life's mission. Seriously, you need a hobby man. If your biggest concern is how many sentences I type, you might want to take a long, hard look at your own existence.

And let's not forget the constant obsession with SubCmdr. The guy could disappear for a month, and you would all still be talking about him. Ever hear of the ignore button? It's right there, but none of you actually want to use it. Why? Because you love to complain about him. You cry when he posts, you cry when he stops posting, and you cry when he comes back. It's a never-ending loop of pure stupidity. If you all really hated him as much as you claim, you would just ignore him and move on but you can't, because deep down, you need him. He's the only thing keeping your miserable little existence here even remotely interesting.

And lets not forget Explorer, the self-proclaimed Thai tax expert and part-time expat who somehow knows every bar girl in Pattaya and claims to have the inside scoop on literally everything. The guy acts like hes some kind of walking Wikipedia for Thailand, yet half the time hes just regurgitating nonsense he overheard from a drunk girl at a beer bar. One minute hes explaining tax laws like he works for the revenue department, the next hes giving insider tips on which bar girls, tomboys, and bar hosts are the real deal. Like, bro, do you ever take a day off from being that guy?

Bottom line? You all love to act like you've got this place figured out, but you just keep proving you have nothing going on outside this forum. Same debates, same drama, same petty obsessions. Meanwhile, I'll be over here, watching you all chase your tails like a pack of rabid dogs. Keep it up. It is the only thing you are all good at.

[SubCmdr]

The only complaint I ever get is how long I fuck! This old man can put some work in on some pussy. I go deep long and hard until I bust a nut!. Seems there are many International Tricks out there without good stamina.

I was surprised to actual read the following post. Got to appreciate his candor:

Most bar girls want the customer to finish quickly, so I try to finish within 5 minutes.

There are rare occasions where the lady wants more fucking. And, one bar girl trick is to complain when the customer finishes quickly, but that's just marketing.

Not me. Not how I roll!

After she got me nice and hard with some dick sucking that could only be described as average. I put her into doggie and went to town. Five minutes and she asking me to cum. What the fuck? You going to pay for that. So, I elongated the experience. I was talking the sex talk I like, clapping that ass, slapping that ass and pulling that hair. After pounding on her nonstop for 15 minutes she tapped out (yes I was watching the clock). She wanted a little break so I gave her a minute rest period and put her into missionary legs up. Started pounding at the pace and depth that worked for me. The faces and noises she was making caused me to ask her a couple of times if she was ok. I kept that up for an about 10 minutes until I really starting feeling it and decided to blow splooge in the bag.

She gave me an expression of exasperation and it was off to the showers (together again). Total elapses time of the deed was 30 minutes. Easy work for her in my book.

We are back and getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed she was like "you fucked me for a long time". I said "really". She was like "yes". I was like how long does your average customer fuck you. She said 'five minutes". She said "I've had a boyfriends that lasted 10 minutes". I am thinking to myself fuck, you are not that hot and other than fact that you can take some dick that pussy is not all that good. In doggy style good visuals, but she started asking me to cum after 5 minutes. I just ignore that shit cause I cut my teeth on "leche poppy" in the Dominican Republic. You got to have some really good pussy to make me loose ejaculatory control (one advantage of getting older).

[Explorer8939]

Most bar girls want the customer to finish quickly, so I try to finish within 5 minutes.

There are rare occasions where the lady wants more fucking. And, one bar girl trick is to complain when the customer finishes quickly, but that's just marketing.